AN: On a roll…this one came to me as I finished the last chapter. Please leave your reviews, I would love honest opinions.
Also "WWE Creative" said something about the uniqueness of the main characters name. I also happen to be a fan of Gilmore Girls and the main character's name is Lorelai (pronounced Lor-a-lie for those not fans of the show). So I just took my real first name and added a 'li' to the end of it to be different.
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"God I love this city, constantly on the move, always something going on"
"The traffic I can do without though…"
"Says the man riding in the back of the limo"
"Yes says the man riding back in the black stretch limo with a hot looking blonde…why blonde? I don't get that."
"Chris, we talked about this, I can't be recognized. And since I have to go into the building after you come out of the same limo it's better than I look like your personal secretary or your image consultant rather than the executive assistant to the Head of Creative." Laurali said adjusting the long blonde wig that sits on her head.
"I'd much rather you look like the woman that I was obsessively making out with last night. Ok well it works for you somewhat, in fact you in a business suit is hot, but you still look like Laurali O'Neil…"
"Only cause you've been non-stop staring at me since about 3:10AM Mr. Jericho…but I have that issue solved too." She said pulling out a pair of thick rimmed glasses and placing them on her face. "Tada, now Laurali O'Neil becomes Rachel…I don't know I haven't come up with a good cover last name yet…"
"They are gonna see through this in a heartbeat. In fact I'm willing to bet make a bet with you that says someone will see right through your disguise within the first 10 minutes of us being there."
"Oh you are soooo on… no dirty pool, that means no ringing my cell when I'm around Stephanie either cause she knows my ringtones by now."
"Oh trust me dear, I will play up to this just like you. So what does the winner get in our little bet? Cause I can think of a few things…" Chris said with a very lecherous smile upon his face, as he slowly draws her closer to him.
Laurali couldn't help by buy into this little game, "Oh I'm sure you can, let's just call it an anything you want bet. The winner gets to chose what they want to do with the loser. I think it could be a whole lot of fun." She said just as she leaned up and planted a gentle kiss right below Chris ear, lingering right by his ear whispering ever so softly, "And after it's all said and done and I win…I'm gonna make you squirm with anticipation not knowing what my evil little mind has in store for you."
Both their minds worked this way, and they couldn't help but get lost in each other. Chris reached over and drew her closer but before anything could progress Laurali's phone started going off. Both sighed in frustration because the ring tone was the one they didn't want to hear.
"UGH…No peace and quiet…I knew it was only a matter of time till that son of a bitch" Laurali answered her phone "What do you want Marcus?"
"Where are you?"
"I'm in New York, for press conference...you know my JOB!"
"Your daughter has been asking for you since she got out of school. You need to come home."
"What the hell is Jasy doing home? It's barely noon…"
"There was an issue at school, she bit someone…and you aren't the only one that has to work. She's got off of school for the rest of week. I can't just sit around while you have to travel Laur."
"Oh my God…Marc I can't come home, I have this press conference, I have to be there."
"What's wrong?"
"Who's that?"
"Don't worry about who I'm with Marc, you gave up that right remember? Hold on a second..." Laurali put the phone down and looked at Chris, "I knew it wouldn't be long, he's gotta work and Jasy has off school the entire week, I'm gonna have to fly back to Michigan. I'm gonna miss WrestleMania!!"
"Oh no, you're not. Give me the phone."
"Earth to Laurali, I'm not wasting my minutes arguing with you on this…come get your daughter!"
"Marcus, Chris Jericho here, we will be back in Michigan later tonight to pick up Jasolyn, make sure she is packed for the week. Don't worry about any dress clothes; I will personally take care of anything else she needs. I suggest that you start figuring this out with her; Laurali's job is going to require a lot of traveling from here on out." Chris said after he snatched the phone. He was trying to get into the character and what a better way to do it then by going off on the very man that was a pain in her ass. Being a heel has its perks.
"Well she has to understand that I also have a job and a life, so fine you want to take her for a week, by all means be my fucking guest."
"We will call you when we're back in Michigan. Until then do not ring this phone, make sure she is ready." With that Chris hung up the phone, "Man what a dickhead, he knew Mania was this weekend right?"
"Considering it's the same day as his birthday…"
"Ah…well we'll take Jasy off his hands, I'm sure you'd want her to enjoy this too. Besides it'd be nice to have a rugrat around."
"Miss your kids don't ya?"
"Yeah…but it'll help having her around."
"We'll have to keep track of her around Adam, she's a huge Edgehead."
Chris laughed at that, "Well by the end of it she'll be a Jericholic as well"
The limo slowed to a stop outside the Hard Rock Café and the fans were just lined up down the street for the event.
"Mr. Jericho, we're here sir."
"Showtime…remember our bet?"
"Can't wait to win"
Chris slid on his sunglasses and you could just see the change in his character. The door opened up and Chris stepped out of the limo almost immediately receiving jeers from the crowd. Reaching down he offers his hand to the disguised Laurali, he maybe an asshole to the fans but he's still a gentleman. The media ate that up, "who was this blonde standing beside him" were the questions they both heard as she took his arm. Both with smiles on their faces they made their way into the building.
"Well it's about time, we were gonna send the National Guard out to find you soon." Steph said as soon as they entered the door. "Who's the girl?"
Steph didn't recognize her…Laurali 1 Chris 0
"Rachael…" Laurali began to speak but Chris decided to speak for her.
"Stephanie McMahon, this is Rachael Marie, my image consultant. She was hired by my agent, I guess he thought that she would be able to help me a bit, especially with the new CD coming out soon and all."
"Ah well, welcome to the clan Miss…"
"Just call me Rachael, Ms. McMahon." She said in her best southern accent. Chris had to bite back a laugh. "I will say this is a right nice set up ya'll got here."
"Well thank you Rachael…have we met somewhere before, you look so familiar"
"I don't believe so ma'am, I would remember you I'm sure."
"Hey Chris about time you got here man, cutting it a bit close." Paul came up without even taking a second look to the blonde that was talking with his wife.
Laurali 2…Chris 0…
"Sorry Paul, things were interesting in Michigan. Laurali sends her regards about not being able to be here. She will be at the Hall of Fame ceremony. If it's ok with you Steph I would like to use the private plane just one more time to get her and her daughter. Her ex is being a dickhead."
"That will be no issue at all. Dad like her enough to want her to be there, especially with all the work that she put in to Shawn's match."
"Great…she will be eternally grateful…"
"CHRIS YOU'RE HERE!!!" A bubbly voice came from way off…
"sonofabitch…" Chris mumbled before turning around with a smile that wasn't totally pleasant but like the bimbo would know as she came up running and gave him a hug, "Hey there Barbie, didn't know you'd be here today."
"Course I'd be here silly, with the whole Diva's battle royal." Chris quickly broke the hug looking over towards Laurali who wasn't really trying to pay attention and of course this caught the real blonde's (DOUBT IT) attention towards the same and she had to double take... "Laurali??? Is that you?"
This caught Steph and Paul's attention as well. Of all the fucking people on the roster to be busted by…it just HAD to be Barbie FUCKING BLANK.
"Oh my GOD! LAURALI!!!!" Stephanie's voice damn near hit the tone that only dogs could hear. "I can't believe it…I mean how….why…"
Chris gave the same lecherous smile. Oh she was up shit creek…
"SHOWTIME GUYS!!!" Stage hand yelled up over the crowd.
Chris walked up next to Laurali before he left for the staging area. And whispered in her ear… "Oh it's SOOOO on" It was so soft that it sent shivers down her spine. He walked away leaving her in his wake and Stephanie with a raised eyebrow.
"Ok, girl talk NOW! What is with this get up?!?"
"Is there someplace more private we can talk about this?"
Steph lead Laurali to an office, something that was completely out of earshot of anyone that no one would hear them.
"Ok the reasons for the get up…remember what you told me after Raw two weeks ago. Don't be seen with each other. Well considering the recent turn of events…the wig was the best way to go…"
"WOAH what recent turn of events?"
"When Chris came to see me last night…well…"
"Are you two together?" Steph said with an almost half smile on his face.
"It's the beginning of something Steph, and I think it could be something for the ages."
"What's this about your daughter then?"
"Marc, he doesn't want to deal with her, so if it's ok with you guys, Chris wants to go pick her up and keep her with us for the whole weekend. I don't know what to make of him Steph, I've never met anything like him."
"So what's this thing he whispered to you before I took the stage?"
"I stupidly thought I could pull this off…so I made a bet, if I didn't get recognize…but since BARBIE, of all people, seen through it. I can't wait to see what he has in store"
Steph and Laurali enjoyed a good laugh as they sat in the office watching their men work. Steph's plan worked…for now…
