~Yoda and Gundam Wing do not belong to me. And for people who have never heard the Yoda song, or even ever heard of Yoda, Go rent Star Wars 2 and educate yourself in the world of sci-fi, unanimated of course. Or go buy the Soundtrack to Star Wars 2, or if all else fails find Weird Al's Dare to Be Stupid cd, which I strongly suggest buying, and listen to it, Yoda happens to be song #5 on the cd.~

Relena and Hilde stared at the front door. "It's too quiet in there." Hilde thought aloud as she turned to face her friend. "Something must be wrong."

"Do you think it's a repeat event?"

The ex-pilot shuddered. "I hope not."

"Don't go in there!" Duo yelled as he ran down the street. Startled the pair turned to watch the young man run up to them, stop, and pant.

"Zechs' done something. Deaner's missing. We checked the vid feeds and he wasn't there."

The women eyed each other, vids? we? Deaner missing? What was going on? The last one was plausible but the other two were suspicious. And why was he panting?

Hilde opened her mouth to ask the first question when Duo opened his mouth again, which would put him sleeping on the couch for the next month, or a week at least.

"Me and Heero figured we'd take a look at the house through the cameras we'd installed during one of your sleepover things. We were takin a look through and I realized that Dean was missing. So I took off to come home, got stopped by a slow police officer for speeding, had the car break down, and ran home."

He stopped, and the two ladies didn't even look at each other before whacking him upside the head.

"Ow, what was that for?"Duo asked rubbing his head.

Hilde rolled her eyes, as if he didn't know. "I'll punish you later, but now we go find out what's going on," and she promptly marched him to the door by his braid, Relena following along, just slightly irritated, but laughing anyway. How could her husband have done such a thing?

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Zechs, and Noin grinned as they heard the front door open, and Hilde's screams. Someone was going to use a lot of shampoo later on. Su and Jason laughed full out as they listened to the screams of the parents, and caught a few sneak peaks as well. Duo hitting the skateboard and falling on his butt, was particularly funny after all.

This was fun.

As the enraged, and stupefied parents came into the hallway Noin keyed the music.
I met him in a swamp down in degoba where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S O D A soda I saw the little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda Y O D A yoda yo yo yo yo yoda

Which promptly set the parents off, and the kids.

"En garde," Jason yelled as he heaved the first water balloon of the fight. The three on coming adults looked as though they'd been to hell and back, and the water balloons weren't helping as they stood there fuming.

"JASON," his mother yelled as she decided to go at him after being hit with yet another water balloon.

"We'll never give up." Zechs and Noin yelled in unison, popping up from behind the barricade, and launching their own water balloons.

Splat, splat. The aquired targets had been hit.

Relena shrieked, and pulled at her hair. She'd been hit with an all special glue balloon. Duo growled and pushed her forward as a barrier between him and the water balloons, and those ever so evil glue balloons. They would pay for this, or so he thought anyway.

"Attack," Su yelled and charged forward rope in her hands, Zechs behind her.

"Got ya daddy." Su said sweetly.

Duo looked down at her. "Huh?"

"Uncle Zechs has you tied."

"Huh?"

"Hehe," she giggled and entered back into the barricade.

What? Duo thought, tilting his head slightly.

"Whoa," he said as he felt himself being lifted off the ground. "Hey I can't move, my arms, my legs, no fair."

"Oh, shut-up Duo." Zechs muttered and put him in the garage. "Jason, go put your mother in the shower, turn it on if you like, and tie her to the drain, or the shower rod."

Hilde laughed slightly as she remained frozen in her original spot, still being hit by balloons. She'd done that to her babysitter's as a child.

Noin was still sitting behind the barricade launching the balloons absent mindedly, it looked as though Hilde was in shock. Yoda was still playing in the background, putting good use to the repeat function on the cd player.

Hilde woke out of her stupor a little she was the only responsible adult left standing. She had this desire to shut the annoying Yoda song off, but she didn't think she could get in and out, so not wanting to face anything, she turned and ran, Noin quickly on her tail. She didn't get far, before she joined her husband, although she assumed it was better than the shower torture. Not that Relena was probably noticing at all.

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Heero looked on through the vidscreen, this was honestly very hilarious, he had to admit it. He was even tempted to smirk. Hilde had been running for her life, but as expected, hadn't made it very far. Picking up his laptop, he turned to leave, perhaps he could make some negotiations.

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"So, what should we do now?" Noin asked turning her head to face Zechs.

He shrugged. "Wait for Heero, let him take care of things, and take off."

"Sounds good to me."

"Are you sure dad'll unti'em. I mean my mom is still in the shower after all, and Duo and Hilde, well they talk too much. I don't think he'll take the duct tape off."

Noin sighed. "You might be right Jason. But I think we'll high tail it anyways. Just give us a call if he doesn't untie them."

Jason shrugged. "Alright."

Su cracked her neck. "Little Deanie boy's still sleep'n."

Noin smirked, hopefully he'd stay that way until she got home.

Zechs frowned, "did you hear anything?"

"Not over that music."

"Turn it off."

The house went dead silent.

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Heero froze in his tracks, Somebody knew he was there. "Zechs, Noin?" he called out.

"In the garage." Noin answered.

He sighed in relief, but stopped by the bathroom to look in. There was water running all over the place.

A/N: Sorry for the long wait, I've been busy, and quite frankly, I've lacked the concentration to finish this, but the possibility of failing the upcoming AP exams, got my butt in gear. Lol. One more part left, and this is finished. And before I forget, thank-you to the people who have stuck through the large breaks in my writing, and reviewed, I really appreciate it. I even remembered to spell check this time!