Draco and I held our pale, white, black nail-polished hands as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist pentagrams on my nails in red polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Vampire as we passed by, dark misery in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous that I was with Draco. Anyway, Draco and I went upstairs into his room and locked the door. Then…

We kissed passionately and enthusiastically took off each others clothes. He felt me up before removed my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out, and then he went inside of me and we had wonderful relations. (AN: c is dat stupid?)

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm, when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody Gothic writing was the word…Vampire!

I was so enraged.

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I had understood too much.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!"

I angrily threw on my clothes and then stomped out. Draco ran out after me, even though he was naked. He had an enormous cock but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I screamed.