Chapter 7: Fight and Food

Chapter 7: Fight and Food

Bowser: NOOO!! It's Wario and Dorko4u!!

Donkey Kong: Who the heck are they?

Bowser: Who the heck are you?

Strong Kong: What the heck are you doing here?

Toad: WHAT THE HECK!!

Diddy Kong: We have come to save you, Cranky!

Strong: The name's Strong now!

Donkey: What kind of name is that?

Strong: Better than an ape being named Donkey!

Bowser: Hey! That means you can call him A-

Donkey: It is a cussword now, it doesn't mean donkey anymore.

Bowser: Drat.

Diddy: Take this!

Diddy did a cartwheel into Bowser, and the koopa tumbled over.

Bowser: Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!!

Diddy: What kind of lame joke was that?

Bowser: The people at the theatre of the third Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie laughed…

Diddy: They are also the people who think dorko4u is funny.

Bowser: Oh my ROD, that is awful!

Dorko4u: Since Bowser took a line from a movie… COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!

Shouting the words of justice, Dorko4u got amazing power he used to punch Bowser out of the castle.

Bowser: TEAM ROCKETS' BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!

King Boo: You can't take care of me!

Wario: I know who can!

King Boo: Who?

Music starts.

King Boo: Oh no…

Music: When there's something strange,

In your neighborhood,

Who you gonna call?

King Boo: NO!!

Music: When there's something weird,

And it don't look good,

Who you gonna call?

King Boo: NOOOO!!

Music: I ain't 'fraid of no ghost! I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!

Ghost Busters smashed down the door and sucked King Boo into a vacuum. They then left.

Mario: I WOKE UP!!

Wario: O RLY?

Mario: YA RLY!

Dorko4u: Let's see… Bowser, King Boo, Strong, and Toad are taken care of…

Strong: Huh?

Dorko4u: Bowser knocked you guys out!

Toad: No he didn't!

Bowser landed on Strong and Toad, knocking them out.

Sonic: You won't take care of me!

Mario: YES I WILL!!

Mario made a portal and Sonic got sucked in. Mario closed the portal.

Dorko4u: How did you…?

Mario: Well, I rubbed my feet onto the rug in this room, producing electricity. I spun around really, really fast and then this portal appeared.

Dorko4u: How did you…?

Mario: I like pie.

Dorko4u: How did you…? Oh, nevermind.

Wario: What about we go to Peach's Castle and have a pie party?

Dorko4u: OK!

Mario opened the cage.

Peach: Oh, thank you, Mario!! Let's go to my castle and have a pie party!

Mario: Yeah! Ha, ha, ha!

So they went back to the castle.

Wario: I love this pie!

Mario: I love this pie!

Dorko4u: I very much like this dessert!

Wario: It is spelt desert.

Dorko4u: No! Dessert!

Wario: Desert.

Dorko4u: Dessert!

Wario: Desert!

Dorko4u: DESSERT!

Wario: DESERT!

Mario: YOUR MOM!!

Dorko4u: …

Wario: …

Mario: …

Peach: …

Barney: …

Dorko4u: Here, Barney, have poison berry pie!

Barney: Aw, that was so nice! Give me a hug!

Dorko4u: Not until you eat the freaking pie.

Barney: OK!

Barney eats it to find out it was poisoned pie. He died instantly. Everyone partied more. Dorko4u wrote THE END on a piece of paper.

Wario: Shouldn't it be To Be Continued?

Dorko4u: Who cares which one I write?

Wario: Whatever…