Chapter 7: Fight and Food
Bowser: NOOO!! It's Wario and Dorko4u!!
Donkey Kong: Who the heck are they?
Bowser: Who the heck are you?
Strong Kong: What the heck are you doing here?
Toad: WHAT THE HECK!!
Diddy Kong: We have come to save you, Cranky!
Strong: The name's Strong now!
Donkey: What kind of name is that?
Strong: Better than an ape being named Donkey!
Bowser: Hey! That means you can call him A-
Donkey: It is a cussword now, it doesn't mean donkey anymore.
Bowser: Drat.
Diddy: Take this!
Diddy did a cartwheel into Bowser, and the koopa tumbled over.
Bowser: Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!!
Diddy: What kind of lame joke was that?
Bowser: The people at the theatre of the third Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie laughed…
Diddy: They are also the people who think dorko4u is funny.
Bowser: Oh my ROD, that is awful!
Dorko4u: Since Bowser took a line from a movie… COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!
Shouting the words of justice, Dorko4u got amazing power he used to punch Bowser out of the castle.
Bowser: TEAM ROCKETS' BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!
King Boo: You can't take care of me!
Wario: I know who can!
King Boo: Who?
Music starts.
King Boo: Oh no…
Music: When there's something strange,
In your neighborhood,
Who you gonna call?
King Boo: NO!!
Music: When there's something weird,
And it don't look good,
Who you gonna call?
King Boo: NOOOO!!
Music: I ain't 'fraid of no ghost! I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!
Ghost Busters smashed down the door and sucked King Boo into a vacuum. They then left.
Mario: I WOKE UP!!
Wario: O RLY?
Mario: YA RLY!
Dorko4u: Let's see… Bowser, King Boo, Strong, and Toad are taken care of…
Strong: Huh?
Dorko4u: Bowser knocked you guys out!
Toad: No he didn't!
Bowser landed on Strong and Toad, knocking them out.
Sonic: You won't take care of me!
Mario: YES I WILL!!
Mario made a portal and Sonic got sucked in. Mario closed the portal.
Dorko4u: How did you…?
Mario: Well, I rubbed my feet onto the rug in this room, producing electricity. I spun around really, really fast and then this portal appeared.
Dorko4u: How did you…?
Mario: I like pie.
Dorko4u: How did you…? Oh, nevermind.
Wario: What about we go to Peach's Castle and have a pie party?
Dorko4u: OK!
Mario opened the cage.
Peach: Oh, thank you, Mario!! Let's go to my castle and have a pie party!
Mario: Yeah! Ha, ha, ha!
So they went back to the castle.
Wario: I love this pie!
Mario: I love this pie!
Dorko4u: I very much like this dessert!
Wario: It is spelt desert.
Dorko4u: No! Dessert!
Wario: Desert.
Dorko4u: Dessert!
Wario: Desert!
Dorko4u: DESSERT!
Wario: DESERT!
Mario: YOUR MOM!!
Dorko4u: …
Wario: …
Mario: …
Peach: …
Barney: …
Dorko4u: Here, Barney, have poison berry pie!
Barney: Aw, that was so nice! Give me a hug!
Dorko4u: Not until you eat the freaking pie.
Barney: OK!
Barney eats it to find out it was poisoned pie. He died instantly. Everyone partied more. Dorko4u wrote THE END on a piece of paper.
Wario: Shouldn't it be To Be Continued?
Dorko4u: Who cares which one I write?
Wario: Whatever…
