A/N: I don't own Wreck-It Ralph. I've never went through a real April Fools' Day, personally, because I'm too boring and I have no sense of humor to get pranked. Sorry if this is not the greatest in terms of pranks! Note that this is going to be a multi-parter in this story. Summary: It's April Fools' Day once again, so Vanellope and Taffyta declare a prank war on each other.

Vanellope snuck around, holding Slytherin in her hands. Today was the first day of April, so she knew better than to trust anyone this day. Anyone. It was Saturday, so she had all the time she and Taffyta needed for this prank war. Of course, it's not officially declared yet, but it will soon after this scare. She woke up relatively early at around 8:30 to plan out how she would start it off.

She would place Slytherin in Taffyta's room in an obvious place. When the girl wakes up, she'll scream with any luck, and Vanellope would be on the other side of the door, talking. By talking while she's not in Taffyta's sight, it would seem that the snake is talking to the victim! It was ingenious! Vanellope went off to the mansion like always, but she'd have to go in a different way, as the doors would most likely be locked.

"Hmm... This is gonna be tough," she muttered as she hopped over the classy short stone wall. "How to get in, how to get in..." Then an idea popped into her head as always. Holding onto the bag in which the ball python was sitting and using her free-running skills, and after a good amount of time had passed, Vanellope was able to get up to where her girlfriend's room was. She took a breather, composing herself so as to not fall down. With luck, she could get enough distance to fall into the pool, but if not... She'll still be fine apart from minor bruising from the fall. Luckily for her, though, there was a nice little balcony leading into Taffyta's room. Vanellope pulled herself up onto the balcony and sighed, the burden of carrying her own body weight rather taxing.

She opened the door as quietly as she could and snuck in. She smirked as she brought Slytherin out. The grey snake was always pretty chill and laid-back, so he was well-loved, especially by Minty, Swizzle, and Gloyd. Taffyta? Not so much, obviously. Vanellope looked at the main occupants of the room and resisted the urge to say "d'awww"; Ophelia was sleeping, comfortably dozing off in the doggy bed, of course. But Vanellope laid eyes on the sleeping angel and stifled a giggle.

Taffyta was snoring lightly, an arm dangling off the side of the bed. Her hair, usually neat and carefully combed, was a little tussled up from her tossing and turning. Her face was to the pillow, looking very content and comfortable. It was a surprise to see that the great Taffyta Muttonfudge slept like Vanellope, that's for sure!

"Alright, I gotta get ya nice place for ya, Slythers..." Vanellope whispered, holding in giggles. "So much for being fabulous."

Taffyta snorted uncharacteristically, startling Vanellope a bit. Regaining her confidence, she smiled deviously as turned to see the drawers, makeup and junk on the top. "Oh ho ho, what do we have here?" She laid Slytherin on top of the drawers, right next to the makeup.

Vanellope glanced around frantically for a place to hide and went out to the balcony, making extra sure to close the door loudly to wake Taffyta up. She immediately went down and hung from the ledge, hoping that Taffyta would still be sleepy enough to not look for her there.

The drowsy girl jolted awake, alarmed by the loud bang. Ophelia yawned and stretched herself out, wagging her tail as she jumped out of the bed to wait for breakfast. Her owner, though, was still a little groggy. Rather inelegant considering that she was wearing something nice like silver pajama shorts and a tank top made of fine silk.

"Alright, alright, Ophelia. Just... Lemme fix myself up. Ugh, I could go for one of Mom's lattes right about now..." she yawned, stretching her arms out a bit. Fumbling around a bit, she felt something cool and scaly: Slytherin. "The hell...?"

Ophelia started whining and growling, knowing something's up as always. Usually when that happened, there was probably a snake around, which was most likely Slytherin in most cases. The little white chihuahua started barking, jumping up to see what was going on.

Taffyta squeezed Slytherin gently and looked down to confirm her fears. "OH, MY GOD! SNAKE!" she shrieked as she backed up.

Vanellope took that as her cue and started talking. "Hey. Hey, Taffyta. Thought the sight of me was bad? Well, now I can talk!"

Taffyta started praying that she wouldn't die. "Oh, God. Oh, God... Don't eat me up, snake!"

"Ah, calm down. You're too big for my mouth. Besides, I prefer mice and stuff, not humans! Do I look like a damn anaconda or something?" Vanellope sassed, trying not to laugh.

Taffyta went wide-eyed, realizing who it was when she got a clearer listen to the voice. Then she narrowed her eyes, knowing full well it was Vanellope.

Her parents came up, extremely worried to see what's happening now. "Taffyta, darling? Are you alright, dear?" Eclaire asked worriedly.

"Is it that damn snake again?" Cadbury interrogated, sneering at the thought of Slytherin scaring his precious only child.

"I'm fine, Mom and Dad," Taffyta called out, opening the door. Ophelia ran out of the room, wanting to go outside mow.

Vanellope finally couldn't take it anymore and went onto the balcony, laughing and rolling on the floor. "Oh, man! Your face was hilarious! You were praying ten Hail Marys a second or something like that!"

Eclaire groaned at Vanellope, while Cadbury forced himself to smile, even though he was actually beyond pissed at the raven-haired prankster.

The platinum-blonde victim recomposed herself, leashing up Ophelia. "Vannie, I declare a prank war on you! For this day, we will be enemies!"

"So I bet we'll make love after?" snickered the prank mistress as she scooped up Slytherin, much to the horror of the older couple. "Kidding, kidding!"

The two adults went back to their room, getting ready for the day. Another day of baking and bossing the bakers around for Eclaire and another day of meeting up with men in suits for Cadbury. With how much Vanellope made the woman mad and how much she scared Taffyta, it was definitely a big surprise to hear that Eclaire had yet to fire Pizzella, one of her bakers and Vanellope's mom.

"Say, since the prank war is official now, I call dibs on Gloyd Orangeboar as my ally!" announced Vanellope.

Taffyta gulped. When it came to pranks, Vanellope was second only to Gloyd and the reason for that was because Gloyd taught her everything about jokes. The only other person that came close to Vanellope's prowess was Swizzle, but he worked alone, last she remembered. That left only Rancis and he was an absolute sitting duck when it came to things like these. She and Rancis will lose before even noon hits!

"I'll try to be gentle on the pranks this time. Nothing crazy like last year where I made your mascara run pretty badly," Vanellope assured her, shuddering at the memory. It was the first April Fools' Day they spent as a couple and Vanellope went a tad overboard with the jokes. Being a junior in high school did that to Vanellope.

"Oh, joy," Taffyta said sarcastically. True, the rich gal did have a bit of a dry sense of humor and sometimes a wicked tongue to match that wit, but she wasn't one for lighthearted pranks.

"I think you might like this one I have in mind... Of course, I won't tell ya what it is!"

That made Taffyta sweatdrop a bit. The only thing worse than being surprised in a prank was knowing that you're going to be pranked without knowing when.

Vanellope already ran off, on her way to Gloyd's place. Taffyta whipped out her phone and called Rancis, pacing around nervously as she let Ophelia out. "Dammit, why do I have to be stuck with Fluggerbutter?"

It didn't take long for the pretty boy to arrive. Her mansion was about fifteen minutes away from his place by walking.

"I hear you need some help in protecting yourself from pranks?" he asked her.

"Yeah! And I need ideas to prank Vannie back!" Taffyta added.

"This is gonna be a bad time for me, isn't it?" Rancis sighed, listening to her idea of pranking Vanellope.