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TWE Episode 7: ECW episode 2

This episode has been rated T for some coarse language and much needed violence.

I do not own Raw, SmackDown!, or ECW. I also do not own World Wrestling Entertainment/Federation or any of the wrestlers currently in the WWE. Oh, and as a bonus, I don't even own FCW or any other wrestling shows… and UFC.

Note: Sorry about Raw ep 2. I didn't know that until Aceman told me. So, I'm gonna stop with the sudden disqualifications. Thanks, Aceman, for noticing that. On the other hand, let's get another episode of ECW started right now!


As the ECW theme music, Don't Question my Heart, played, fireworks blasted everywhere on the stage.

"Welcome to the high-flying ECW!" Mark Basher cheered.

"Welcome to an awesome show tonight, in HD!" Todd Grasher said.

"I'm Mark Basher!" Mark Basher introduced.

"And I'm Todd Grasher!" Todd Grasher introduced after Mark.

"We've got so much stuff to see, that your TV can't handle it!" Mark mentioned. "Last week, Mung Daal won the ECW championship against Spongebob, and is continuing to keep it until possibly the Royal Rumble!"

"That's right, Mark!" Todd said. "And on Raw, Peter defeated Mr. Krabs by disqualification, due to Chris going in interference! Let's watch it one more time!"

Cue flashback.

Peter threw Mr. Krabs down, finishing the attitude adjustment. Peter was about to go for a pin, but when he turned around, Chris was there, performing a RKO on him. The disqualification bell rang, signaling that Mr. Krabs was disqualified.

"What?!" Mike Coland cried. "Why is he doing here?!"

"I think he said he was gonna get Peter next week after Raw went off the air last week!" Johnny Lewbert mentioned.

"Here's your winner, by disqualification, Peter Griffin!"

Peter's theme music started playing again as Spongebob arrived and attacked Chris with the United States title while Peter got up and got his arms raised in victory by the referee. Mr. Krabs got angry, and whacked Peter with the chair.

End flashback.

"I'd never thought I'd say this, but that seemed like the best TWE match so far!" Todd mentioned. "I hope this rivalry continues in the Royal Rumble!"

"Yeah! Last year in the first Royal Rumble before this show was televised, Chris did the impossible, and won it!"

Cue before-TV-show flashback.

The people left in the Royal Rumble were Chris (#10), Kosaga (#21) and Homer (#30). Chris whipped Kosaga over the top rope, causing him to fall to the apron. Kosaga started to stand up, but Chris threw Homer into Kosaga, causing them both to collide and fly off the apron, both getting eliminated at the same time. The bell rang as Chris's theme music played again.

"Here's your winner, Chris Griffin!"

"He's going to Wrestlemania X8!" Jack Rohn cheered.

"I can't believe it!" Todd Grasher cried.

Chris pointed at the Wrestlemania X8 logo as fireworks exploded all over it.

End before-TV-show flashback.

"Bad thing it wasn't on TV." Mark said. "Okay, if you all want to see the Royal Rumble in the past right now, go to (Fake website) and watch it on "Royal Rumble Videos" or watch the new Royal Rumble this year at the end of January. It seems that it was just yesterday that King Julien was eliminated in one second!"

Cue before-TV-show flashback.

King Julien was running down the entrance ramp.

"The king is here!" Jack Rohn said.

As soon as King Julien slid in, Karne clotheslined him.

"Wait, what?!" Todd Grasher cried.

"New record!" Jack Rohn cried.

"I-I wasn't ready!" King Julien cried. "I wasn't ready!"

"No more redos, Julien!" Todd Grasher said.

End before-TV-show flashback.

"But enough about that! Let's get to the ring!" Todd said.


Promo

"The Royal Rumble…"

The Royal Rumble arena is shown.

"an unpredictable arena filled with 30 of the most favorite superstars on TWE."

Peter is shown eliminating Ed.

"The winner would take a chance at fighting someone at Wrestlemania."

Roger is seen walking down the entrance ramp.

"30 will come in."

Glenn is seen super kicking Ernie over the top rope.

"29 will lose."

Gazpacho is seen being eliminated by Joey.

"Only one will win."

Chris is seen pointing at the Wrestlemania sign as fireworks blasted into the air.

"He's going to Wrestlemania!" Jack Rohn is heard saying.

Hero by Skillet started playing as clips of many Royal Rumbles in the past played:

Karne is seen beginning to perform a chokeslam on both Stan Smith and Joe Swanson, Duncan is seen eliminating Goldblaster, Masher is seen with Peter Griffin and they are both eliminating Quagmire, Kenny is seen eliminating Gazpacho and himself, DJ is seen tackling Harold, Peter is seen doing a side cross body, knocking down Big Mills, Spike and Naruto, Shnitzel is seen arriving on stage, Homer is seen doing a codebreaker on Enforcer and Peter is seen eliminating Duncan.

Royal Rumble: Coming soon.


Masher's theme music started playing on the speakers as his entrance video played on the Titantron. As he arrived on stage, the starting bell rang. (Through the Fire and Flames by Dragonforce)

"The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Approaching the ring, from the Cave of Strength, Masher!"

Masher walked down the entrance ramp and flexed his arms as he went down. He then ran up the steps, and walked through the ropes. Red fireworks blasted behind Masher as he climbed up the top rope and made a menacing pose before jumping back down. As he stayed near the ropes, the next opponent would arrive.

Redhead's theme music started playing instead of Masher's theme music and his entrance video replaced Masher's entrance video on the Titantron. He was then shown arriving on stage. (Fire by Scooter)

"And his opponent, from Hollywood, California, the Fiery Lord, Redhead!"

Redhead walked down the entrance ramp as the sides of the ramp exploded with red fireworks. Redhead walked up the steps and stood on the middle rope, flipping over into the ring. The referee pointed at Redhead, then at Masher, and started the match.

Redhead ran at Masher, but Masher caught Redhead in a belly to belly suplex. Redhead pushed Masher off him and tackled him down. Masher picked Redhead up and threw him down on his knee. Redhead struggled and attempted to drop-kick Masher, but he grabbed onto Redhead's legs and threw him into the ropes. As Redhead leaned on the middle ropes, Masher walked over to him and pushed down on the rope. The referee started counting.

1! 2! 3! 4!

Masher stopped and argued with the referee, as Redhead went in for a cheap shot by punching Masher in the back. Masher stayed up and did a spinebuster on him. Redhead struggled, but Masher started kicking him multiple times. Redhead caught one of Masher's kicks, and threw him down to the ground. Redhead then pushed Masher over and under the ropes. Masher stood up on the apron and threw Redhead out of the ring. Redhead instantly slid back into the ring and performed a vertical suplex on Masher, sending him back onto the mat. Masher got back up, behind Redhead, and put him in a full nelson. He kept on pulling on Redhead, but Redhead broke the full nelson and performed a Flaming Bulldog (Reverse bulldog) on Masher. He then went for a pin.

1! 2! …Masher kicks out at two and a half.

Masher got up and readied for a chokeslam, but Redhead caught his arm, and went for a arm wrench. Redhead chopped Masher's back, then whipped him into a turnbuckle. Redhead then tackled Masher, and then threw him onto the top rope, and did a neckbreaker on him. Redhead then ran up the top rope and did a cross body on Masher. He then went in for a pin.

1! 2! 3!

As the bell rang, Redhead's theme music played again as he got up and raised his arm in victory.

"Here's your winner, Redhead!"

"This was a good match!" Todd said.

"You said it!" Mark said. "Redhead made it past Masher!"

"Well, up next is another match!" Todd mentioned. "So don't change the channel!"


Mr. McManly's office

Elery was sitting in his office when there was another knock on his door.

"Come in!" Elery said.

A referee came in.

"Um, Mr. McManly, there's been a few extra battles that have seemed to have not been scheduled yet for tonight." said the referee.

"Really?" Elery said. "What does have to do with anything?"

"Originally, we were short on battles today, but… I'll just tell someone else." The referee said as he left Elery's office.

"Okay, I don't know what is going on, but I think that referee seemed weirdly suspicious." Mark said. "However, we've got more ECW coming up next!"

Cue break.


End break.

Mung's theme music started playing on the speakers as his entrance video played on the Titantron. However, it is not a match, but a promo. Mung, all tuxed up, arrived on stage with his ECW title.

"Introducing the ECW champion, Mung Daal!"

Mung Daal walked up the steps and went through the ropes into the ring. Someone off screen then gave him a microphone.

"Thank you, thank you." Mung spoke. "Now, as all of you knew, last week, I won the ECW championship! And due to Shnitzel punching me in the face another night, the tag team of me and Shnitzel is starting to break up. So… with the Royal Rumble coming up, I will be defending my title against someone in a ECW championship match!" The crowd screamed, cheered and whistled louder as Mung raised his title.

All of a sudden, Shnitzel's theme music started playing as well as the entrance video on the Titantron.

"Holy crap!" Mark cried.

"Shnitzel!" Todd cried.

Shnitzel arrived, sporting his old apron and holding a microphone like Mung's.

"Hmph! Ra-radda radda radda ra. Radda radda radda radda ra!" Shnitzel said.

"Oh really?" Mung said. "Well, then, you can come and fight me in the Royal Rumble pay-per-view! For the ECW championship!"

Shnitzel ran up to Mung and smacked him with the microphone, dragging him to the ropes and throwing him over the top rope.

"Oh my god!" Todd cried. "Shnitzel just attacked his old teammate!"

Shnitzel's theme music started playing again as he dropped from the ring and kicked Mung constantly. However, Chowder and K'nuckles arrived and knocked Shnitzel down, and they stomped on him multiple times with Mung, who smacked Shnitzel with his microphone.

"Jesus Christ!" Mark cried. "This is insanity! Chowder and K'nuckles had just arrived to beat the crap outta Shnitzel!"

"And the Royal Rumble is now carrying Mung vs. someone for the ECW championship!" Todd added.

"Well, up next is another match, and after that might be a main event!" Mark cried. "Here on ECW!"

Cue break.


End break.

K'nuckles' theme music and entrance video was heard and seen playing while he arrived on stage, looking serious. As he stood on the stage, the starting bell rang.

"The following contest is scheduled for one-fall! Approaching the ring, from Stormalong Harbor, the wooden captain, Captain K'nuckles!"

"K'nuckles seemed experienced before his fight with Shnitzel." Todd said. "Let's see how he does here!"

K'nuckles started walking down the entrance ramp, still looking serious and determined. K'nuckles reached the metal steps, and started walking up to the apron. K'nuckles walked through the ropes, and stood at his corner, waiting for his opponent.

Yori's theme music started playing on the gigantic speakers along with his entrance video on the Titantron. He then arrived on stage, running down the entrance ramp. (Yoshi Tatsu's theme music)

"And his opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, Yori Takamori!"

"The hype cardiac kid!" Mark spoke. "Yori Takamori is here!"

Yori continued running down the entrance ramp, and slid under the ropes, into the ring. As Yori ran to his corner, the referee pointed at him, then at K'nuckles, and then rang the bell, starting the match.

K'nuckles ran at Yori, but Yori kicked K'nuckles, and did a Hurricanrana on him, nearly throwing him over the top rope. As Yori sprinted at the rope hung K'nuckles, K'nuckles landed on Yori's shoulders and performed a reverse Hurricanrana, knocking Yori onto the mat. K'nuckles then went in for the pin.

1! 2! …Yori kicks out at two and a half.

K'nuckles flipped Yori over in a snap mare and caught him in a chin lock. K'nuckles and Yori both stood up, as Yori broke away from the chin lock and threw him into a turnbuckle. He then started kicking him in the corner, as the referee started counting. The referee pulled Yori away from K'nuckles, and got into an argument with him, which K'nuckles interfered by whipping Yori into the ropes and performing a Pirate Stunner on him. K'nuckles again went in for the pin, and lifted his legs up on the middle rope.

1! 2! …Yori kicks out again at two and a half.

K'nuckles fell to the mat, as Yori then went in for the pin.

1! 2! …K'nuckles kicks out at two and a half.

K'nuckles threw Yori into the ropes, but as K'nuckles readied for the Pirate Stunner, Yori hit him with a Buzzsaw Kick.

"Oh! The Buzzsaw Kick!" Mark cried. "He performed the usually finishing Buzzsaw Kick!"

Yori then went in for another pinfall, lifting his legs up on the ropes.

"Here's the pinfall!" Todd said.

1! 2! 3!

Yori's theme music started playing again as he got up.

"Here's your winner, Yori Takamori!"

"That seemed a bit short for a match, didn't it, Todd?" Mark said to Todd.

"Well, yeah!" Todd replied. "It seemed cool, though!"


Promo

"There was once two belts that were deprived of their holders."

The Unified TWE Tag Team Championship title was shown.

"The so called Unified TWE Tag Team Championship titles had not yet been grasped on television. But however, a team known as D-Generation X…"

Glenn Quagmire and Joe Swanson are shown.

"…has now a chance to fight for the titles."

Now in the Royal Rumble match: D-Generation X vs. TBA for the Unified TWE Tag Team titles.


"Well, up next, a brutal four-man showdown that'll be the main event of the night!" Mark mentioned. "No countouts! No disqualification! Falls count anywhere! It's all legal!"

"And it is for all the marbles, as in the chance to be the number one contender for the ECW championship later in January, at the Royal Rumble! And it's all coming up next!" Todd added.

Cue break.


End break.

The Tornado's theme music started playing on the somehow seen speakers, as his entrance video was shown on the Titantron, on a live night on ECW. (The Hurricane's theme music, with "Tornado" in place of "Hurricane" in the beginning) He then arrived on stage as the starting bell started ringing.

"The following contest is scheduled for a no disqualification/no countouts Falls Count Anywhere match, and it is to become the number one contender for the ECW championship! Approaching the ring, from Mississippi, the superhero of the ECW, The Tornado!"

The Tornado walked down the entrance ramp and slid under the ropes, into the ring, instead of taking the stairs.

"There would seem to be no mercy soon, as this is a four-man brawl!" Mark said.

The Tornado then ran to a corner for another superstar to arrive.

Eddy's theme music started playing on the speakers, blaring out The Tornado's theme music. Also, Eddy's entrance video instantly cut off The Tornado's entrance video on the Titantron. Eddy then arrived on stage.

"And the next superstar, from Peach Creek, the money maker, Eddy!"

"Now that's good sportsmanship!" Todd said.

Eddy ran down the entrance ramp and quickly slid under the ropes into the ring. Eddy then ran to a unoccupied corner, as the next superstar was about to arrive.

Barbados Slim's (And Hermes Conrad's) theme music started playing on the speakers, as his entrance video started playing on the Titantron. He then arrived on screen and did his and Conrad's trademark stylish claps, which timed with the fireworks.

"And the third superstar, from Jamaica, Barbados Slim!"

Barbados ran down the entrance ramp, walked up the metal steps and walked over the top rope.

"Okay, this doesn't seem to be ridiculous!" Mark mentioned.

Barbados walked to one of two corners and so, he, Eddy and Tornado awaited the last superstar.

Gazpacho's theme music started playing on the giant speakers, as his entrance video started playing right on the Titantron. ("It's Gazpacho Time!" followed by Vader's theme music) He then arrived on stage, looking determined to come into the ring. He knew he was gonna win the battle and win the ECW title.

"And now, from Marzipan City, the fruit seller by day and the almighty black-clad amazing hero in ECW by night, Gazpacho!"

Gazpacho ran down the entrance ramp, grabbed up onto the ropes when he arrived at the ring, lifted himself up onto the apron and flipped into the ring.

"How amazing!" Todd said. "Gazpacho's fighting!"

"I say, he is the second strongest competitor in ECW!" Mark said. "The first being Shnitzel!"

Gazpacho ran to the last corner as the referee rang the bell, starting the match.

Gazpacho ran at Barbados, as The Tornado came for Eddy. Gazpacho speared Barbados into the corner as Eddy caught The Tornado and slammed him down with a body slam. Gazpacho ran to Eddy and whipped him at Barbados. However, Barbados flipped onto the top rope and dived, knocking Gazpacho down with a drop kick. Tornado got back up and attempted to clothesline Barbados, but Barbados kicked him down with a perfectly done big boot. Eddy got up and performed a Throw Out the Money (A push that forces the opponent into the mat by pushing down on the back of the head) on Barbados from behind. The Tornado got up again and dived into Eddy. As Gazpacho got up, he slowly ringed out and jumped off the apron, dragging out a sledgehammer from underneath it.

"Oh no!" Mark said. "He's got the sledgehammer!"

Gazpacho slid back in and whacked Barbados upside the head with the sledgehammer. Eddy then caught Gazpacho off guard with a quick Crucifix pin.

1! … The Tornado breaks the pin.

Gazpacho got up before Eddy and whipped him over the top rope. Eddy stayed down for a while, as there were no countouts.

"Remember: No countouts! No disqualification! It's hardcore and it's all legal!"

Eddy slipped into the underside of the apron and came out with a crutch. As soon as Eddy slid back into the ring, Barbados caught him in a Barbados Bomb. But then, as Barbados lifted Eddy up, Eddy rolled him up into a roll up pin. As Eddy was in the pin, Tornado and Gazpacho were tied up near the ropes.

1! 2! …Barbados powers out at two and a half.

Barbados got back up and grabbed the crutch, whacking Eddy with it. Gazpacho speared Barbados from the side, causing both of them to fly over the top rope. The referee left the ring as well, just as Eddy and Tornado followed him. All four superstars were now outside the ring. Barbados was attempting to perform a Barbados Bomb, but Gazpacho was too big, so Gazpacho dragged Barbados onto the announcer table after taking off the objects on it.

"Wait, what is he doing?!" Mark said.

Gazpacho then dragged out a ladder, ran back into the ring, set up the ladder and climbed up it. Gazpacho then jumped off the ladder, brutally landing on the announcer table and Barbados.

"OH MY GOOOOOD!" Mark cried. "Jesus Christ! How is that even possible! The best ladder jump ever in the TWE!"

Just as Gazpacho turned around, Shnitzel was there, whacking Gazpacho in the face with a steel chair.

"What in the world?!" Todd cried. "Shnitzel is right there, right now!"

Eddy then crawled over to Gazpacho and went in for the cover, but Shnitzel pinned both of them. The referee counted it as a cover and started counting.

1! 2! …Eddy possum pinned Shnitzel.

1! 2! 3!

The bell rang and Eddy's theme music started playing as he got up.

"Here's your winner, and the number one contender for the ECW championship, Eddy!"

"What?!" Mark said. "This has gotta be fixed! There would be no chance in hell that would happen, but it just did!"

"Wouldn't Shnitzel just come in instead of someone else, like The Tornado?" Todd asked Mark.

"Well, yeah, but seriously! Eddy did a pinfall on Shnitzel!" Mark replied.

"Oh, come on!" Todd cried. "Well, that's about enough for tonight! Good night!"

End show.


Redhead def. Masher

Yori Takamori def. K'nuckles

Eddy def. The Tornado, Barbados Slim, Gazpacho and Shnitzel (No DQ, No countout, Falls Count Anywhere) (Wins number one contendership for ECW championship)

Confirmed Battles in the Royal Rumble this episode:

Mung Daal vs. Eddy for the ECW championship title.

D-Generation X vs. TBA and TBA for the Unified TWE Tag Team titles.

Well, up next: Smackdown!

Make sure to review and give out good PMs!

Oh, and Aceman88, thanks for correcting all of what I was doing wrong. Plus, it seems awkward that Shnitzel arrived at the end of the last match, right! Wrong! It was my idea to do that!

Oh! That reminds me! If you can give me ideas for the next matches in later days, I might use them. Here's the roster legends, staff and more…:

Raw:

Peter Griffin (John Cena; Cena-esque outfit)

Cleveland Brown (Mark Henry; red Mark Henry-esque outfit)

Glenn Quagmire (Shawn Michaels; HBK-esque outfit; Joe's tag team member)

Joe Swanson (Triple H; HHH-esque outfit)

Brian Griffin (No counterpart; black pants)

Stewie Griffin (No counterpart; no overalls or shirt, red pants, Brian's tag team member)

Chris Griffin (Randy Orton; no shirt or hat)

Owen (The Big Show; Big Show-esque outfit)

Duncan (Jeff Hardy; normal clothes)

Spongebob (Cody Rhodes; "Krusty Krushers" episode outfit)

Squidward (Ted DiBiase Jr.; DiBiase-esque outfit, Spongebob or Patrick's backup tag team member)

Patrick (Tyson Kidd; "Krusty Krushers" episode outfit, Spongebob's tag team member)

Squilliam (Sheamus; Sheamus-esque outfit)

Mr. Krabs (Mr. Kennedy; no shirt and red gloves)

Geoff (The Miz; no shirt, blue-green pants and boots)

Trent (No counterpart; no shirt, black pants and boots)

Zoidberg (Finlay; black Finlay-esque attire with black gloves to cover his claws)

Ernie the Giant Chicken (The Great Khali; normal look)

Noah (Ricky Ortiz; no shirt, black pants, dark red boots)

Phineas (Test; no shirt, dark red shorts)

Ferb (Scott Steiner; no shirt, dark green shorts; Phineas's tag team member)

Naruto (No counterpart; Naruto Shippuden look)

Rock Lee (No counterpart; Naruto Shippuden look)

Peppermint Larry (Thrasher/Mosh; no shirt, striped peppermint-like pants and boots)

Perry (No counterpart; normal look)

Goldblaster (Goldust; OC; Goldust-esque outfit)

Boulder Reebo (The Rock; OC; Rock-esque outfit)

General Dismember (Sgt. Slaughter; OC; Slaughter-esque outfit)

Freight Train (Mankind; OC; dark full body attire with crazy-looking mask)

Spike (Lance Cade; OC; SvR 2010 commercial look)

Jake Long (No counterpart; normal look)

Danny Phantom (No counterpart; normal look)

Sub-Zero (No counterpart; MKSM look)

Jeff the Spider (No counterpart; normal look; part of Underfist and shares the same music as Hoss and Skarr)

Scorpion (No counterpart; MKSM look)

Mac Daddy (Ken Shamrock; red trunks and boots with black and red elbow pads and knee pads)

SmackDown!:

The Enforcer (Undertaker; OC; Undertaker-esque outfit)

Karne (Kane; OC; WWF Kane-esque outfit)

Stan Smith (Batista; no shirt, blue shorts)

Roger Smith (Edge; Edge-esque pants and boots; Stan's tag team member)

Steve Smith (Drew McIntyre; no shirt, red headband)

Homer Simpson (Chris Jericho; no shirt, Jericho-esque outfit)

Bart Simpson (CM Punk; no shirt; part of Straight Edge Society)

Milhouse (Luke Gallows; Bart's tag team partner; no shirt; part of Straight Edge Society)

Eric Cartman (David Hart Smith; no shirt)

Kyle Brofloski (Dolph Ziggler; no shirt, Ziggler-esque pants and boots)

Kenny McCormick (Rey Mysterio Jr.; El Pollo Loco clothes)

Cody (Zack Ryder; Ryder-2010-esque outfit (Headband, pants and boots))

Harold (Evan Bourne; blue Bourne-esque pants and boots)

DJ (MVP; MVP-2010-esque outfit)

Chef Hatchet (Shelton Benjamin; no shirt, Benjamin-esque shorts and boots)

Stan Marsh (Hardcore Holly; no shirt)

Butters Scotch (Charlie Haas; no shirt, mohawk)

Fry (Matt Hardy; no shirt and jacket)

Bender (Jimmy Wang Yang; black jacket and boots)

Larry (Tyler Reks; normal outfit)

Zapp Brannigan (John Morrison; no jacket, white pants and shoes)

Kif Kroker (Jamie Noble; no jacket, white pants and shoes; Zapp's tag team member)

Stilton (Brock Lesnar (during WWF/E); greenish Big Show-esque outfit)

Gorgonzola (The Brian Kendrick; normal outfit, but white)

Maurice the Lemur (Chris Benoit; normal look)

Ezekiel (Jesse; no shirt and torque, dark red pants and shoes)

Lars (Paul Burchill; Burchill-esque outfit)

Sasuke (No counterpart; Naruto Shippuden look)

Nelson Muntz (No counterpart; normal look)

Meowth (No counterpart; normal look)

Riley Freeman (JTG; normal look)

Kosaga Nogofaba (Yoshi Tatsu; OC; Green leather pants and boots with black headband and long black hair)

Big Mills (The Big Show; OC; black wrestling attire, pants, boots and mask)

Roy Diablo (Rey Mysterio Jr.; OC; Cyan and red luchador attire)

Bluestar (Goldust; OC; blue Goldust-esque outfit)

Union Jackman (JBL; OC; SvR 2010 commercial look)

Skarr (No counterpart; normal look; part of Underfist and shares the same music as Jeff and Hoss)

Grim (No counterpart; normal look)

Bo Rai Cho (No counterpart; MKD look)

Black Eye Biggs (Bossman; OC; black attire with red football-esque helmet)

Hoss Delgado (No counterpart; normal look; part of Underfist and shares the same music as Jeff and Skarr)

ECW:

Mung Daal (Christian; black shorts and shoes)

Shnitzel (Ezekiel Jackson/Kane; black trunks and boots)

Skipper (Jack Swagger; normal look)

Private (No counterpart; normal look, Skipper's tag team member)

Kowalski (Trent Barreta; normal look)

Rico (Caylen Croft; normal look, Kowalski's tag team member)

King Julien (Santino Marella; normal look)

K'nuckles (William Regal; no jacket and shirt, striped pants like in the show)

Phil the Monkey (Primo; normal look, Mason's tag team member)

Mason the Monkey (Carlito; normal look)

Ned Flanders (Chavo Guerrero Jr.; Chavo-esque clothes)

Hermes Conrad (Kofi Kingston; yellow Kofi-esque clothes)

Gazpacho (Vader; black Vader-esque clothes sans mask)

Joey (Mike Knox; normal look)

Eddy (Chris Masters; EEnE "Battle of the Idiots" episode attire)

Barbados Slim (Kofi Kingston; Khali-esque outfit, Hermes's tag team member; he and Hermes share the same theme music, due to being a tag team)

Ed (No counterpart; EEnE "Battle of the Idiots" episode attire)

Edd (No counterpart; EEnE "Battle of the Idiots" episode attire; he shares the same theme music with Ed)

Chowder (No counterpart; no shirt or hat, purple pants)

Flapjack (No counterpart; no scarf or shirt, blue shorts)

Yori Takamori (Yoshi Tatsu; OC; red Tatsu-esque outfit)

The Tornado (The Hurricane; OC; gray Hurricane-esque outfit)

Masher (Kane; OC; SvR 2010 commercial look)

Redhead (Goldust; OC; red Goldust-esque outfit)

Kevin (EEnE) (No counterpart; normal look)

Boogey (Billy and Mandy) (The Boogeyman; pirate outfit)

Joshinator (No counterpart; OC; SvR 2010 commercial look)

Red X (No counterpart; infamous "Teen Titans" look)

Zekewell Johnson (Ezekiel Jackson; OC; navy blue Jackson-esque outfit)
Tony Whiteman (Steve Blackman; OC; brown Masters-esque hair and white trunks and boots)

Mort Goldman (No counterpart; no shirt)

Legends:

Mickey Mouse (No counterpart; normal look)

Fred Flintstone (No counterpart; normal look)

Goofy (No counterpart; normal look; Mickey's manager)

Popeye (No counterpart; normal look)

Bugs Bunny (No counterpart; normal look)

Staff:

Elery McManly (Vince McMahon; chairman of the TWE)

Johnny "The Prince" Lewbert (Jerry "The King" Lawler; Raw commentator)

Mike Coland (Michael Cole; Raw commentator)

Jack Rohn (Jim Ross; Smackdown commentator)

Dagg (Tazz; Smackdown commentator)

Mark Basher (Matt Striker; ECW commentator)

Todd Grasher (Todd Grisham; ECW commentator)

TWE Championships and Achievements:

TWE Champion: N/A

World Heavyweight Champion: Patrick Star

Unified TWE Tag Team Champions: N/A

World Tag Team Champions: N/A

United States Tag Team Champions: N/A

European Tag Team Champions: N/A

Hardcore Tag Team Champions: N/A

Raw Tag Team Champions: N/A

ECW Tag Team Champions: N/A

Smackdown Tag Team Champions: N/A

United States Champion: Spongebob Squarepants

European Champion: N/A

Intercontinental Champion: Ned Flanders

Raw Champion: N/A

ECW Champion: Mung Daal

Smackdown Champion: Homer Simpson

Undisputed Champion: N/A

Hardcore Champion: N/A

Homecoming Champion: N/A

Heroic Champion: N/A

Face Leader: N/A

Heel Leader: N/A

Legendary Champion: N/A

Current Still Standing Winner: Peter Griffin
Current January Royal Rumble Winner: N/A

Current March Royal Rumble Winner: N/A

Current Elimination Chamber Survivor: N/A

Current Wrestlemania King: N/A

Current Heir to Wrestlemania: N/A

Hall of Famers:

Still Standing I:

Order eliminated:

#2: Philip J. Fry (By Eddy)

#1: Eddy (By Shnitzel)

#4: Shnitzel (By Peter)

WINNER: #3: Peter Griffin

Still Standing II:

#1: TBA

#2: TBA

#3: TBA

#4: TBA

#5: TBA

#6: TBA

#7: TBA

#8: TBA

#9: TBA

#10: TBA

Royal Rumble before Wrestlemania X8: (A few years before the TWE TV shows aired)

In order of appearance:

#1: Meowth

#2: Cody Baradina

#3: Bart Simpson

#4: Brian Griffin

#5: Nelson Muntz

#6: Goldblaster

#7: Zapp Brannigan

#8: Mason the Monkey

#9: Karne

#10: Chris Griffin

#11: Duncan Holens

#12: The Enforcer

#13: Squilliam Fancyson

#14: Philip J. Fry

#15: Spongebob Squarepants

#16: The Tornado

#17: Joe Swanson

#18: Yori Takamori

#19: Roger Smith

#20: K'nuckles

#21: Kosaga Nogofaba

#22: Stan Smith

#23: Shnitzel

#24: Patrick Star

#25: Devon Joseph (DJ)

#26: Owen Jacklin

#27: Chef Hatchet

#28: King Julien

#29: Phineas Flynn

#30: Homer Simpson

WINNER: Chris Griffin

Royal Rumble 2009 before Wrestlemania 21 (Year before TWE was on TV):

* signals a guest outside of the TWE or a legend.

#1: Cleveland Brown

#2: Hermes Conrad

#3: Steve Smith

#4: Eddy

#5: Chef Hatchet

#6: Roy Diablo

#7: Ernie the Giant Chicken

#8: Bart Simpson

#9: Kif Kroker

#10: Peter Griffin

#11: King Julien

#12: Skipper

#13: Chris Griffin

#14: Spongebob Squarepants

#15: Squilliam Fancyson

#16: Roger Smith

#17: Patrick Star

#18: Brian Griffin

#19: Stan Smith

#20: Milhouse

#21: Homer Simpson

#22: Joe Swanson

#23: Glenn Quagmire

#24: Cody Baradina

#25: Mung Daal

#26: Captain K'nuckles

#27: Bender Rodriguez

#28: Shnitzel

#29: Chowder

#30: The Enforcer

January Royal Rumble PPV 2010:

Peter Griffin vs. TBA for the TWE championship title.

Mung Daal vs. TBA for the ECW championship title.

D-Generation X vs. TBA for the Unified TWE Tag Team titles.

January Royal Rumble match for Wrestlemania 22:

Not in order.

* signals a guest outside of the TWE or a legend.

#1: Peter Griffin (Still Standing winner)

#2: Goldblaster (See Raw episode 2)

#3: Mr. Krabs (In revenge for Peter)

#4: Eddy (Still Standing loser)

#5: Shnitzel (Still Standing loser)

#6: Philip J. Fry (Still Standing loser)

#7: Chris Griffin (To face Peter)

#8: Spongebob (US Champion)

#9: TBA

#10: TBA

#11: TBA

#12: TBA

#13: TBA

#14: TBA

#15: TBA

#16: TBA

#17: TBA

#18: TBA

#19: TBA

#20: TBA

#21: TBA

#22: TBA

#23: TBA

#24: TBA

#25: TBA

#26: TBA

#27: TBA

#28: TBA

#29: TBA

#30: TBA

TWE Shows Weekly:

Monday: Raw

Tuesday: ECW

Thursday: SmackDown!

Friday: TWE Superstars

TWE Events Monthly:

('#'): The week the event happens.

*: This event is one of the main special events.

Jan. Still Standing (1)*/Brutal Beatdown (2)/First Royal Rumble (4)*

Feb. Hardcore Breakout (1)/Bad Blood (2)/Breaking Point (3)/Elimination Chamber (4)*

Mar. Full Contact (1)/Second Royal Rumble (3)*/Wrestlemania (4)*

Apr. Vengeance (2)/Fully Loaded (3)/Backlash (4)*

May. Deadly Battles (2)/Extreme Rules (3)*/Judgment Day (4)*

Jun. TWE Homecoming (1)*/All Out Brawl (2)/Blaze of Glory (3)/Great American Bash (4)*

Jul. Ultimate Showdown (3)/Cyber Sunday (4)*

Aug. Superstar Scramble (1)*/Final Hour (2)/Burning Passion (3)/Summer Slam (4)*

Sep. Golden Opportunity (1)*/Heavy Impact (2)/Night of Champions (4)*

Oct. Hell in a Cell (1)*/Undisputed (2)/Dark Horizon (3)/Bragging Rights (4)*

Nov. The War Zone (1)/Unforgiven (3)*/Survivor Series (4)*

Dec. December to Dismember (1)/No Mercy (3)*/Armageddon (4)*