DISCLAIMER: This is gonna be a lot more vulgar than most TD Crossovers. Mainly because it includes one of Danganronpa's raunchiest, of not the raunchiest, characters. Just a warning to all the kiddos out there.

HELLO AGAIN

HOW DO YOU DO

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"Last time on Total Drama Pandemonium," Chris began, starting his recap. "We said hello to a certain group of wackos and psychos. From the vulgar genius Miu, the malicious little girl Mandy, the narcissistic cheater Waluigi, and the rude bassist Murdoc, these are gonna be our fresh batch of contestants.

"Friendships have already been born," the shot cuts to Gogo and Raven, "Rivalries have already been sparked," the shot cuts to Adachi and Big Band, "And we've just started! Heheheh." Chris laughed his signature chuckle.

"Now, things are about to get heated with the first challenge. Who will win? Who will fail? Will Waluigi get in Smash? Find out this time on Total! Drama! PANDEMONIUM!"

(Insert Theme Song here)

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Twas a normal night. The boys and girls were fast asleep, even the ones who were wide awake due to Miu, Joseph, and Waluigi's snoring. While, yes, the beds did feel terrible, they had ways to avoid that, to just toughing it out to bringing tons of more pillows and sleeping on them. As sun arose, Chris was standing outside the cabins, airhorn in hand.

"I love my job," the sadistic host laughed as he pressed the top of the airhorn. As it sung its song, Joseph banged his head on the roof of Adachi's bed, being a bottom bunk.

"Damn it," Joseph said to himself. As he put on his usual clothes, he noticed Waluigi in his upside down L pajamas, Majima who was fully clothed, and Murdoc who was half-clothed; having his pants on but shirtless. All of them were holding back their laughter at something.

"What the hell are you all laug- Oh my god..." Joseph walked over and asked, before seeing the beauty: It was Bass, as normal as Bass could be, somehow still asleep. But what was on Bass was the really funny part. Or, more specifically, who.

It was Miu, in black undergarments, sleeping on top of Bass, with a socket wrench. Needless to say, it was quite the interesting scene.

"Good god, these beds suck," The rival of Mega Man said, somehow still asleep from both the airhorn and the inventor sleeping on top of him. "My body... It feels heavy for some reason. No, not just heavy, it's somewhat soft... And... I-I can't breathe?!" He yelled, waking up and spotting Miu sleeping right on top of him.

"Zzzzzz... don't move so fuckin' much," Miu sleep-swore. 'You're tickling me..."

"Get the hell off of me!" The robot shouted, rising up, knocking the inventor off of him, causing her to wake.

"Wha-wai-what the hell?" Miu said, still half asleep. After processing that she was, in fact, in the boys' side of the cabin and remembering why she was in there in the first place, she muttered while toying with her hair, "O-Oh, right..."

"Why in the world were you sleeping with me?!" Bass angrily said.

"W-Well, I just wanted to try and upgrade you while you were asleep," Miu explained, fiddling with her hair. "But I was super fuckin' tired, and the bed looks legitimately cozy, then one thing let to anoth-"

"Admit it," Murdoc laughed. "You just wanted to sleep with a robot."

"Oh fuck off, Murdick!" Miu bit back. "You look like a love child of a pickle and a fuckin' dumpster!" In response, Murdoc kicked a beer can that was on the ground last night, emptied by the bassist himself, at the girl genius' head. Immediately, the Ultimate Inventor switched to her timid personality.

"A-Alright, alright," Miu said, heading towards the door. "I'll fuckin' leave." The pervert for robots left the boys' side to enter the next door, leaving Bass... flustered, to say the least.

"I'm gonna go and try everything in my power to forget this ever happened," Bass said, rage building in his voice. As he began to leave, one of his roommates gave him a piece of advice.

"TRYING TO FORGET IT IS JUST GONNA MAKE IT ENGRAVED IN YOUR MIND! TRUST WALUIGI, HE'S TRIED!"

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"Waluigi tried to warn him," Waluigi shrugged, his arms crossed.

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"I'm starting to regret allowing Miu to upgrade me," Bass said, still fuming from anger. He pinched the bridge of his nose as he thought out loud, "Calm yourself, Bass. All in due time, it'll be worth it."

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"Oh, don't think I'm giving up that easily!" Miu cackled. "I'm gonna have fun with Bass, sooner or later!"

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Miu entered the girls' side of the cabin, as Urakaka greeted her with a wave. "Hi Miu! Where in the world were you? Korrina and Katara got worried and started looking for you!"

"Well, less 'worried' and more 'annoyed and done with your bullshit,'" Mae chimed in. "You do you though."

"Well, you know Bass allowed me to upgrade his shit?" Miu explained as she put on her clothing. "Well, I got tired of waiting for my lab-"

"We've only been here for a day," Samus bluntly interrupted, now in her Zero Suit revealing her blond hair.

"Shut your mouth," Miu said. "Anyway, so I got my socket wrench, sneaked in the boys' place, and sleepiness stabbed me in the back like a motherfucker, the bed actually looked good for once, and here we are now."

With that, Mae pulled out a large green poster from under her bed, and showed it to the girl genius.

It read, "DO NOT EFF THE ROBOTS."

Cue the laughing Urakaka, Miu saying, "Oh, fuck you," and Samus rubbing her temples in frustration.

"Anyway," Miu said, fully clothed. "Where the fuck is everyone else?"

"Oh, well Korrina and Katara's out looking for you, Gogo and Raven decided to go to the cliff for some alone time, Webby went to explore the island with Flame Princess supervising her, Cinder and Mandy went to the Mess Hall, Moira's out searching for her lab, and Midna's above you," Urakaka listed.

"Good fuckin' lord, I didn't need a list of all of them. I can make a tracki- wait what?" Miu asked. She looked above her, and sure enough, there was the imp right above her. "What the hell do you want?"

"Oh, nothing," Midna laughed, floating down. "I'm just curious about a little thing about you; those inventions of yours. I haven't seen anything like them back where I'm from."

Miu lit up like a lightbulb. "About damn time someone took notice in my golden brain!" She said, with a grin on her face. "Try not to get excited! I know it might be hard, but I'm sure Chris just cleaned the carpet for us! HAH-HAHA!"

Outside the cabin, Big Band, after going on a walk, was about to go back into the males' side of the cabin, but suddenly stopped by a certain Pokémon Trainer.

"Hey, Big Band!" Korrina yelled the former cop's name. Big Band looked behind him, and saw the Gym leader with a creature standing. It was bipedal and canine like, with blue and black fur, with a cream-like fur on its torso. It possessed a short, round spike on the back of each forepaw, in addition to a third on its chest. It had a medium length tail of the same blue color as well. It had developed four black appendages that hang down from its head. "Have you seen Miu anywhere? The girls made me and Katara go get her."

"Oh, I saw her sleeping on Bass," Big Band said. "She's probably awake by now."

"Good lord," Korrina said, facepalming and not even questioning Miu's… Miu-ness. "Why is it that I can tell I'm not gonna like her?"

"Hey now, don't judge a book by their cover," Big Band said. He looked at the creature as he asked, "Who's the wolf?"

"Oh!" Korrina said, gaining a large grin on her face. "This is Lucario! He's a Pokémon, and he's been my friend ever since I was a kid. We've always taken care of each other."

"Huh. I can tell you two have a strong bond," Big Band said, his eyes closed. "Kinda reminds me of me and my team back at Lab 8."

"Oh, right, you said that you went here on a mission to make sure all the bad dudes stay in line, right?"

"Yeah. Don't really care about the money. Though it would be nice."

"Well, I'm sure you'll make them proud!" Korrina reassured with Lucario grunted its cry with a smile.

"Heh. Thanks. Why not telling more about Lucario? I'm actually kinda curious."

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"Big Band's so cool!" Korrina said. "To think he only came here to make sure nothing happens. it's really kind." She rubbed the back of her head and smiled as she continued, "And plus, he withstood my ramblings about Mega Evolution and everything relating to that."

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"Like I said, Korrina and that Lucario thing have a strong bond, and according to Korrina herself, this allows that 'mega evolution' thing," Big Band said. "That potentially makes her a victim of whoever's going to control all of this. Luckily, I'm not pulling anyone's leg when I say, 'I won't let anyone fall victim to said bad guy.' I'm not the one to joke much."

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(The woods)

In the middle of the woods, squirrels were sleeping, deer were eating the grass, and animals were being the wonderful creatures that they are. A certain prosecutor in red took a stroll down the grassy plains, a content look on his face.

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"While, yes, this island purely mechanized," Edgeworth said, pushing up his glasses. "The forest here is still rather beautiful."

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Miles continued his walk, quietly pacing himself, until he spotted an odd building. As he approached the door to this building, he noticed an 8-bit recreation of himself on the door. Opening the door, he saw something familiar to him.

It was essentially his office back at home. There was shelfs with thousands upon thousands of books on them on the right, a couch in the left, his coat from his first case hoisted above it, a table with a chess board on it next to the shelfs, a desk in the middle with several pages of paperwork and a desk lamp, and a long shelf with flowers, a tea set, and a doll of a cartoon character.

Edgeworth smiled, while Chris' voice rang through the island.

"Miles Edgeworth has found his lab!" It said, before whispering, "That was fast."

As he sat down at the desk, he started to look at the paperwork, and was about to put down something until we heard a found from outside.

"It's kinda pointless, you know?"

Miles looked up, and looked at the window behind him. While it was hard to make out through some bushes, he could see Adachi and Moira talking.

"What do you mean, 'pointless?'" The genecist asked.

"Your research, your experiments, all those things," Adachi said. "Doesn't it seem like you've done enough?"

"No. There are still multiple things that must be discovered."

"OK, but what would happen once we've run out of things to 'discover,' huh? What will you do then? Wouldn't your life just be done from there? You got nothing else to do, so why bother?"

"Bold of you to assume that we will ever run out of things to discover."

"Alright, alright. Just don't say I didn't warn you." Finally, Adachi walked off, leaving Moira alone in the woods. Edgeworth had seen at least part of the conversation. This lead him to think.

"Just what was that all about?"

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"Honestly, I just wanted to see if I could break Moira," Adachi admitted. "Guess it's not gonna be as easy as that, huh?"

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"All campers, report to the mess hall!" Chris' voice rang out once more. "It's time for some grub, teams, and challenges!" As order to, the campers who weren't already in the mess hall, which were Cinder, Mandy, and Dimitri, who was flirting with Cinder and failing miserably doing so.

"Miu!" Katara said, spotting the perverted inventor. She stomped her way over to Miu's side, asking, "Where in the world were you?!"

Miu groaned. "I guess no one told your slow ass?!" She barked. "I was sleeping with Bass, alright?!" However, due to the poor choice of words, anyone who doesn't know about the incident reacted accordingly.

"OBJECTION!" Edgeworth yelled, slamming his palm onto the table. "Excuse me, WHAT?!"

"Hey, Bass!" Dimitri laughed, patting the back of the creation of Dr. Wily, who had his face facing downwards. "I didn't know you were groovy with the ladies! Congrats!"

"Shut up, shut up, shut up!" Bass growled. Hercule sat there, confused.

"But... Robot... Night... Sneaking... Quiet..." He said, bewildered.

Soon after, the host of Total Drama walked into the chaos that Miu has unintentionally caused. He soon grabbed a megaphone out of seemingly nowhere, and yelled into the contraption.

"Everyone!" He screamed. "Sit down!" Doing as they were told, the campers did what they were told, and Chris put down the megaphone with a grin, saying, "Good. Now we can finally get into what everyone has been waiting for: teams!" In true Total Drama fashion, damn near no one was excited, only have a cough and a unenthusiastic "yoohoo" from Fry.

"Ooooook…" Chris said with a frown. He soon got a smile back on his face, saying, "Alright, let's get to it. Joesph, Korrina, Edgeworth, Mae, Nomad, Samus, Waluigi, Miu, Soldier, Webby, Fry, Raven, Bass, and Midna, you are the first team and called... The Nomadic Nobodies!"

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"WALUIGI'S NOT A NOBODY!" Waluigi yelled angrily. "HE'S WALUIGI, THE GREATEST DANCER IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! WAHAHAHA!"

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Raven rested her face on her hand. "Why me?"

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"Ah, there's plenty of people on screw around with," Midna laughed. "Perfect."

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"Sure, people like Waluigi and Miu are on the team," Korrina said with a frown. Her face brightened up back once more as she said, "But we also have people like Joseph and The Nomad!"

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"Now, for the rest of you," Chris began. "Mandy, Cinder, Moira, Majima, Katara, Dimitri, Hercule, Adachi, Flame Princess, Murdoc, Urakaka, Gogo, Big Band, and Doofensmirtz. You all are... the Wandering Weirdos!"

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"Luckily, I'm own a team with the two people I'm most interested in," Mandy thought. "Hercule and Dimitri will most likely be fodder, and I can exploit Doofensmirtz and Flame Princess. Better team then expected, I admit."

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Doofensmirtz using the confessional!

"I've gotta admit, a lot of these people scare me," Doofensmirtz admitted. "I mean, we have a yakuza, a murderer, a princess made of flames, some weird purple scientist obsessed with experiments, and- I can't believe I'm saying this- a little girl."

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"At least I'm on a team with Adachi," Big Band said. "Much easier keeping a eye on him."

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"God, this 'team' stuff is damn boring!" Majima groaned. "And where the hell's the fun in being together?! I want to feel the excitement of being alone, not babysitting some dipshits!"

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"Huh, each team have the same amount of dudes and chicks," Fry thought. "Maybe there's someone higher up, controlling our every thought and our bodies...

"...Nah."

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"Now then," Chris rubbed his hands together maliciously. "Time for your first challenge!"

"Oh, lemme guess,' Murdoc laughed. "You're gonna do the 'jump off a cliff' shit, right?"

Chris laughed as he took out a remote. "Not exactly..." He said as he pushed a button on the remote. Suddenly, the earth rumbled and shook intensely. Edgeworth crawled under the table and curled up into a ball, Waluigi said something about this being repeated, and Miu was about to say something about vibrations, but Korrina covered the inventor's mouth before she could do so.

"Earthquake!" Webby cried.

"Nope, volcano!" Chris corrected the small duckling. Soon after, the rumbling ended, as the cast looked out of the window, seeing the volcano looming over the mess hall.

"You expect us to jump into a fuckin' volcano?!" Miu growled at the host. Soon after, damn near everyone was objecting to the challenge of jumping into avolcano. You know, like any sane person would.

"Let me explain before you come at me with your pitchforks and torches," Chris asked. "You're bungee jumping into a volcano. Completely different. As long as you've got a bungee cord on your ankle, you won't die."

"Like hell that's any better!" Joseph objected. "I've already almost died to a volcano in the most bizarre way possible, I'm not dying by the most normal way!"

"Then don't be stupid, muscle boy," Chris said. "However, if someone does happen to be dumber than a bag of rocks and forgets the bungee cord, we have a net further down into the crater. It's not the sturdiest net made though, so I suggest not forgetting the cord."

A few of the contestant sweated in nervousness. "Alright, so the goal of this challenge is simple. All you have to do bungee jump into the volcano's crater and retrieve pieces of your team's logo," Chris explained. Once the challenge starts, Chef will give your team a drawing of your logo and its color. Both logos are circular, and other than shape, neither look the same. Two teammates will stay down here, and one will manage a wheelbarrow. After a teammate gets a piece of a logo, the person with the wheelbarrow will roll it down to the two down here, and those two will have to figure out where those pieces go to make your team's logo. Whichever team doesn't finished making the logo, will have to go to the bonfire ceremony and vote someone off their team."

"Wah-t about cheating?" Waluigi asked, giving the 'what' his little 'wah' tick. "Is cheating allowed? Can Waluigi hide a piece, unscrew a screw on the wheelbarrow, things like that?"

"Of course!" Chris said happily. "Anything is allowed if it'll make drama! Now, logo pieces are shattered all over the place on varying ledges. Sometimes, you might have to go deeper into a cave to find said piece."

"Is that it?" Majima questioned with a grin. "Sounds easy enough to me."

"Yeah, that's about it. Now, get with your teams, and figure out who's who. You have 5 minutes."

(The Nomadic Nobodies)

"Alright maggots!" Soldier saluted. "I promise, in the name of America, that'll help you demolish those commies!"

"Now hold the hell up!" Joseph objected. "Who the hell made you captain?!"

"AMERICA DID!"

"HOLD IT!" Edgeworth commanded. "No one should be a captain on this team. That could only lead into multiple problems. I suggest that we all take everyone's accounts and try our best to make everything according to them."

"That's probably the best idea," Korrina admitted.

"Like fuck it is!" Miu fought back. "We wouldn't get anywhere if we just argue about which way is the best!"

Raven read a book as the team argued. "You sure aren't helping," she retaliated, not looking up from her book.

"Oh, fuck off, you moody son of a bitch!"

As the bunch continued to argue, Samus, Fry, Webby, The Nomad, Bass, Mae, and Midna sat behind. Sooner or later, more and more of the team would get involved in the argument, until it was only Mae, who was in the middle of sleeping, The Nomad, worried that someone might actually break out in a fight, and Fry, who was looking around, apparently looking for someone.

"Where's Waluigi?"

(Top of Volcano)

Only the sounds of gurgling magma and blowing wind was heard. On the top of the lava-spewing mountain, there were two wheelbarrows; one orange for the Nobodies, and green for the Weirdos. However, sooner or later, a man in purple finished scaling the mountain, a mischievous smile on his face and a paper in his hand.

Waluigi look at the paper that he pickpocketed from Chris, giving him the information he needed. Now seeing no need for the paper, he dropped it in the volcano. Looking over to the wheelbarrows, he walked over to the green one, grabbing something from his hat.

A screwdriver.

Crouching down, he placed the screwdriver into one of the multiple bolts on the wheelbarrow's right wheel. After a few seconds later...

Dink.

Snickering mischievously, he took the screw and set it aside. Repeating the process until 10 out of the 20 screws were missing from the two wheels, now lying on the ground. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a figure wearing green. He turned to the person and saw Dimitri.

"Wah?" Waluigi grunted. He kicked the screws under the wheelbarrow as he asked. "Why are you here?"

"Ah, well, Majima lost his little stabby friend," Dimitri answered. "And Cinder wanted me to go get it for him. And seeing as how I'm bound to be the disco's light for her, I thought I'd be a gentleman and help out."

That's odd. Waluigi knew through his interactions with the Mad Dog that, while they were brief, he never shown signs of forgetfulness. Especially to something so close to him. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted something read. As he walked over to the object, he grasped it.

Majima's dagger.

"Hey Dimitri," Waluigi said, handing the knife to the dancing iguana. "Just a little tip; don't trust that Cinder chick. She has bad news written all over her."

"Oh, like you know anything about booging down with a lady!" Dimitri retaliated.

"Wah?"

"Look at yourself. You look like a eggplant fused with dumpster. And orange clogs? Are you some sort of crackerbox?"

Waluigi growled. "Whatever, just take the friggin' knife and go left Waluigi alone." Dimitri scoffed, but left, seeing no need to bug the cheater.

"What a punk," Waluigi angrily thought. "Ah, well. Not Waluigi's fault if he's too stupid to realize what he's getting into, that cheater." Waluigi went on and on as he walked down the volcano, putting the screwdriver back in his hat.

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"I knew what the teams would be before Waluigi did," Cinder said, a smug grin plastered on her face. "I know that we're gonna fail this challenge, that much is obvious. Waluigi's cheating and how bad our team is, that's proof of that.

"Luckily, the perfect scapegoats exist; Dimitri and Hercule. Getting Dimitri's trust was easy enough. If you're wondering why I hid Majima's knife, don't worry. It'll all make sense later."

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(The Wandering Weirdos)

"From now on, you do what I say," Mandy threatened her team. "Got it?" Some of her team was terrified by the demonic little girl, while others just didn't care.

All expect one demon bassist.

"Now hold up, you shitty little brat," Murdoc stopped the child. "Why the hell would we follow your order? You're hardly even half of the rest of the team's age."

"Because, unlike the team, I'm not afraid of anything," Mandy scowled. Murdoc just chuckled.

"Whatever you say, girly," He said. "Come back to me when you grew up." As the green-skinned man said that, Waluigi and Dimitri walked in the Mess Hall, the latter having Majima's knife in his hand. As the Mad Dog saw his little buddy, he practically jumped off the table and rushed over to his knife. He shoved Dimitri out of the way, causing the dagger to fly up in the air He jumped up, grabbed it, and finished off with a pose.

"Man, what a showoff," Waluigi said, sitting at his team's table.

"Hey, Waluigi," Joseph began to interrogate. "Where the hell were you?!"

"Bathroom," The cheater shot down. "Anyway, what's the plan?"

"Alright, so the Nomad is going to push the wheelbarrow, since he still seems a bit scared about jumping into a volcano," Korrina explained. The Nomad nodded his head happily as the Pokémon Trainer continued, "Edgeworth and Webby are gonna fix the logo-"

"Wouldn't it make more sense for Miu to help fix the thing?" Waluigi questioned. "I mean, she is smart, whether Waluigi likes it or not."

"Construction and shit like that is nowhere near inventing, dickcheese," Miu insulted. "If the challenge was something like 'build a, I don't fucking know, a tracking device into the pieces in ten minutes' or some shit like that, you could tie me up and drip hot wax on me and I'd still finish in time!"

"H-HOT WAX?!"

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"Did Miu just reveal two of her kinks, or...?" Joesph asked. "Good god, I'm so damn confused."

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Cinder looked over that the Nobodies and chuckled. This little game was going to be so easy, yet so fun. As she finished watching the wonderful show Miu and Waluigi were putting on, she walked over to her own team.

"Alright, Moria, Doofensmirtz, you're making the logo," Mandy commanded. "Katara, since you have no way to use your powers, you're pushing the wheelbarrow. Got it?" Everyone nodded. "Alright, let's head out already."

As the Weirdos exited the building, Fry watched how fast they got through it.

"Man, do you think we'll win this thing?" He asked Waluigi, sitting next to him. The man in purple smiled a cheeky grin.

"Don't worry, Fry! For you have the greatest man on the planet, Waluigi, on your team!" He cackled.

"That doesn't give me much confidence," Samus deadpanned. "At all."

"SHUT UP!"

(Top of Volcano)

The two teams gathered together, as they saw three bungee cords; one for the Nobodies, one for the Weirdos, and one made specifically for Flame Princess.

Joseph was already putting on the cord when Cinder crouched down to Mandy and said, "When I go down into the cave just above the net, kick the fire princess' cord down into the volcano."

"And why should I?" Mandy said, as Gogo got the cord around her, as both her and JoJo got ready.

"I'll explain later."

"Alright contestants," Chris said, suddenly on the top of the volcano with them. "Are you ready?"

"Where did you come from?" Waluigi asked.

"Don't ask questions. Now, On your mark..."

Joseph sweated as he looked at the magma below.

"Get set..."

Gogo had a determined look on her face, unfazed.

"GO!"

The two leaped into the volcano, the cord stopping them from falling straight onto the net, and possibly the magma.

The first challenge of Total Drama Pandemonium has started.

Joseph quickly looked around the volcano, frustrated. "Oh, you just had to make the logo the same color of inside the volcano, did you?!" He said before finally spotting a logo piece. He lunged himself towards it, and latched on. Looking up, he saw that Gogo had already gotten her piece and was being pulled up. "Pull me up, now!"

Waluigi yanked on the rope, pulling JoJo a significant distance. He pulled and pulled till the Joestar was fully on the explosive rock. "Nomad! Catch!" He yelled as he threw the part. Unfortunately, the Nomad could only essentially juggle it, as it fell, shattering it into pieces.

"IT WAS A FUCKING FOOT AWAY, YOU DIPSHIT!" Miu scolded the being for his terrible catching.

Chris suddenly popped into the conversation. "Oh yeah, forgot to mention, these things are very fragile."

"That doesn't matter right now!" Korrina said to the host. She then turned to the Nomad, commanding, "Just pick up the pieces and go!" He did what he was told, rather hastily I might add, and ran off.

(Katara)

Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.

"What's with this thing?!"

Katara was running with the piece of the puzzle. The wheelbarrow, however, wasn't holding up well. It would occasionally try to go of Katara's path, causing her to slow down and resettle herself. After just now doing so again, the Nomad somehow pasted her. A few minutes later, the Nomad pasted her again, now with an empty wheelbarrow. Katara sighed in relief, knowing that Doofensmirtz and Moira aren't too far ahead.

Eventually, she finally reached to the two scientists, and dropped off the piece. Not having time for greetings, Katara ran off with the wheelbarrow, saying something along the lines of having a disadvantage. As she ran off, Doofensmirtz pointed out, "Hey, is it just me or is the wheelbarrow missing screws?"

He didn't get a response from Moira, who began look at the piece, curious if it holds something of value to her.

"Well, you didn't have to ignore me."

(Edgeworth and Webby)

"Such an imbecile, practically destroying the piece," Edgeworth said.

"Oh, c'mon, Mr. Edgeworth. I'm sure that he didn't do it on purpose," Webby reassured the prosecutor, who only let out a "hmph." After looking at the artifact and piecing it back together, Webby quickly grew bored. Sure, she love being on this show, but who knew the first challenge would be so... boring. She looked up at Edgeworth, and thought about him.

"Hey, Mr. Edgeworth, why are you so scared of earthquakes?" She asked. She immediately regretted asking, as she saw Edgeworth's expression change drastically, with a more somber look on his face.

"I'd... rather not say," was all Edgeworth spoke. Webby, deciding it would be best to pry at something like a secret-admitting challenge, kept her mouth shut. The two didn't say a word after.

(Nomadic Nobodies)

"Alright, so you want me to jump into a fuckin' volcano for some stupid logo piece? Even though that, if we fail, y'all wouldn't vote me off since I'm so great?" Miu asked Fry. Fry, who, while he didn't plan to contributing to the challenge, didn't want anyone else voted off if they do lose.

"Exactly! Happy that you'll help us ou-"

"Like hell I'm gonna do that!"

"Wait, what?"

"Do you want me to die?!" Miu pointed. "Last time I check, human flesh and magma don't fucking cooperate with each other! Were you a grub in a past life? Is that why you don't understand basic human courtesy?! I'll forgive you just this once. Now go and play around with your dick or some shit before I whip out the bug spray! HAH-HAHAHA!"

Fry looked down onto the ground, defeated. Seeing this as a good time to mess around with someone and make them look like a fool, Waluigi walked up to the ex-pizza delivery boy and whispered into his ear. "Try begging. That always works."

"Good idea!"

"Wait, wah-" It was too late. Before Waluigi could say anything, Fry dropped to the floor, in a begging position. This caught just about everyone's attention, getting surpised look on most faces, a "what the actual hell" from Murdoc, a "you have disgraced this entire unit" from the Soldier, and a loud cackle from both Midna and Majima.

"Please Miu!" Fry begged, earned a squeal from the dirty inventor. "I don't want someone on this team to already leave, and to do that, you gotta help!"

"Wh-what the hell...? Stop bowing down to me..." Miu muttered. However, this only turned to advanced begging.

"No, I'll never stop! I'm gonna stay like this until you do something, Miu!" He threatened. "I'll do it for how long it takes, until I inevitably get bored!"

"Miu, could you just say 'yes'?" Bass said, facepalming. "You're embarrassing yourself."

"Wh-who the hell uses bowing as a threat?" Miu asked herself. After a second of silence, the inventor sighed. "Fine, I'll do it... Okay?"

Fry shot right back up and shook the shaken inventor's hand, pleased with his accomplishment. This only shook up Miu even more.

"Hell yeah!" Fry said. "So glad that you said that so early, this volcano really does a number on your knees!"

"I-I'm not... doing it for you guys..." Miu said, tripping up on her words. "S-so...can I have my hand back now? Cuz this is starting to creep me out."

"Oh, right. Sorry about that."

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"Hey, by the way, are your hands always that clammy?"

More squeals.

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"Use begging as a weapon," JoJo laughed. "Tell you the truth, not even I saw that coming."

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"WHEN WALUIGI SAID 'TRY BEGGING,' HE WAS BEING SARCASTIC!" Waluigi yelled.

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"I get why people hate Miu," Fry said. "But people like her is just a regular ol' Tuesday with Bender."

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Soon after, Miu gathered herself back together. "You're fucking lucky that I brought these bad boys!" She said, putting on a metal backpack. Soon after pushing a button on it, two mechanical arms shot out. Using the two hands to quickly tie the cord to her, and jumped down into the volcano, while Dimitri was still tying it.

Putting on her goggles, Miu scanned through the volcano, looking for her team's piece. Finding one near a ledge, she commanded the arms to grab the challenge key item. Tugging on the cord, she got JoJo and Waluigi to pull her up. She looked around till she found the Nomad running up the cliff. She commanded the arms one last time as they stretched towards the magical being, and placed the piece into the wheelbarrow. The Nomad, decided not to question it, as he turned and went to Edgeworth and Webby once again.

The Nobodies cheered for the vulgar inventor, as Dimitri finally got out of the volcano and gave the piece to Katara. Even Korrina gave a pleasant smile, finding out that Miu could be a great addition to her team, despite her less than favorable personality.

"FUCK YEAH, BABY!" Miu cackled, eating up the praise like how I do to noodles. "I'M A FUCKIN' GENIUS!"

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"If Miu can do that, imagine what she can do with her lab," Mandy said. "I can't stand her, but I'm gonna need her for my plans."

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Bass laughed. "Miu is both a great inventor and a easy to manipulate moron. Perfect."

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Waluigi, seeing that Katara was running with her piece, decided to do something other than stand there. He took out a tennis racket and a tennis ball, much to the confusion of the person behind and in front of him, JoJo and Korrina.

"Hey, the hell are you doing?" JoJo interrogated.

"Shut up, beefhead," Waluigi laughed. Before Joseph could say anything, Waluigi served a tennis racket at insanely fast speeds, somehow hitting the piece and shattering it like Waluigi's assist trophy prison. Katara was flabbergasted, surprised how many things went wrong in the span of a few minutes. Waluigi had only one thing to say.

"How did Waluigi do that?"

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"WAH, WHO CARES?!" Waluigi cackled. "ONLY FURTHER PROOF THAT WALUIGI'S NUMBER 1! WAHAHAHA!"

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Both Cinder and Mae were next for their teams. Not wanting to mess around, Cinder jumped down, falling towards a cave near the bottom. Climbing into it, Cinder knew that her plan could be set into motion, thanks to Mae pray to the lord for her not to die. Luckily, the cave had one of the Weirdos' piece, so she would come back empty handed.

Mandy remembered about what Cinder told her, and "accidentally" kicked Flame Princess' cord, much to the dismay of the fire princess. As Phoebe saw it go down, Cinder suddenly caught it. "Don't worry Princess. I'll give you this after I'm done here," She said, allowing the princess to sigh in relief.

When she retreated back into the cave, he reached her gloved hand into a bag she kept on her. From the bag, she grabbed something out of it.

Majima's knife.

From the commotion that was Fry weaponizing begging, she had swiped it from Majima, who had it lazily on his coat pocket. She used it to slightly cut the rope on Flame Princess' cord. With enough weight, it would for sure fail.

Then, she crouched down towards the net. Using the same knife, she cut the rope on there too. While Flame Princess would probably just burn it if she fell, it doesn't hurt to go a little overboard.

Then, she got her team's piece, put the knife back in her bag, and tugged on her cord. Dimitri brought her back up, and Cinder quickly took out the knife with her gloved hand and dropped it next to Majima.

Majima heard the sound, looked down, and saw his knife. He simply chuckled and put the knife back in his pocket, unknowing that he just helped Cinder.

No one had a clue that they were playing under Cinder's rule.

All but a certain ex-murderer.

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"Don't think I'm stupid, Cinder," Adachi laughed. "I know what you did. And frankly, I think that's just a move a damn coward would make."

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Mae had just secured another piece of their team's logo. She was pulling on the cord, signaling that she had to be pulled up. However, due to her weighting very little in comparison to Joesph's strength, plus Waluigi's added force, they accidentally pull her up too fast, causing her to rocket up into the air and fall. Before she could fall back into the volcano, Urakaka quickly grabbed ahold of the black cat, who was, of course, scared shitless.

"Holy crap," She said, her eyes wide open. "That was dangerous! I could've died!" Her shocked expression on her face was shot lived, as a goofy smile replaced it, as she continued, "THAT WAS AMAZING! let's do that again!"

"Let's not," Urakaka simply replied.

Next up were Flame Princess and Samus. While Samus' cord was all fine and dandy whenever she jumps, Flame Princess' cord has a little something wrong with it.

It snapped when she jumped into the depths of the volcano.

She, understandably, screamed for help, but even that was short-lived, as the magma consumed both her and the net.

Dead silence filled the atmosphere. Eve, Chris, who was back on the beach, watching the events unfold on a TV, gasped.

However, soon after, the earth started rumbling and shaking. Cautiously, JoJo pulled up Samus, who had one of her team's pieces, as the cast steps several steps back.

Soon, the volcano erupted, and out came an absolute monster made of flames. "WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THAT?!" It screamed. Waluigi, being rightfully terrified, started panicking, and looked behind him, seeing JoJo haul ass.

"JOJO, WAH-T ARE YOU DOING?!"

"GETTING AWAY FROM THIS HELLHOLE, THAT'S WHAT!"

Needless to say, everyone thought the Joestar's idea was good enough to follow.

Back with Chris, he was frantically trying to find his walkie-talkie to get Chef. "CHEF, WE GOT A CODE ORANGE 57!"

"An intern's stuck in the well?"

"No, the other one. We don't even have a well."

"Oh, right."

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"That means get out there and save my moneymakers!"

"Fine, fine."

Back at the mess hall, Chef went out the back door, and hopped onto a helicopter with a giant bucket of water tied to it. He began to take liftoff as the camera pans over to the Nomad and Katara dropped off both of their pieces.

"That should be all of them," Edgeworth said to the Nomad, while Webby began to sort the pieces out. "Thanks, I suppose." The Nomad simply gave a thumbs up. As the prosecutor looked up, he saw the massive fire being, and was in absolute shock. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!"

Catching everyone's attention, they all looked where Edgeworth was looking, and essentially had the same exact reaction.

Out of the woods can Joseph, Waluigi, and Korrina, running away from the massive monster. Well, JoJo was the only one 'running'. Waluigi had tripped and just started tumbling, and Korrina was roller-skating away.

Out of the cabins came Samus and Gogo, both in their suits. As they started fighting the beast, Joesph and Korrina stopped when they were a safe enough distance.

But Waluigi just kept rolling.

Smashing headfirst into the table where his team kept their logo, The pieces somehow shifted in place, creating a perfect circle with their logo on it.

Waluigi had just won their team the challenge by complete and total accident.

Suddenly, a massive amount of water was dumped on the fire creature. The campers looked up and saw Chef in a large red helicopter with a massive bucket. After the last drop of water was done, all that was left was a massive puddle of water, and an unconscious Flame Princess.

"Hey, Phoebe was the thing the whole time?!" Hercule asked himself. "I knew it was a bad idea to bring a literal person made of flames!"

Chris walked up to the dazed cast and grinned. "Well, while Chef is busy fixing everything on the island," He announced. "The first challenge of Total Drama Pandemonium is complete and the Nomadic Nobodies are victorious!"

"Wait, what the hell?" Murdoc said. "Don't they still have to make the damn thing?"

"They already did, thanks to a certain man in purple."

As the Nobodies ran towards their table, they found out that Chris wasn't lying; Waluigi had knocked around the pieces to the point where it made their logo. Victorious, the team celebrated, as JoJo got Waluigi on his feet, who said, "Did Waluigi win? Did he eat the Cheerios?"

As they walked back into their cabin, Miu asked Bass a question. "Can I sleep with you again?"

"No."

"Now, for the Weirdos, I'll see you at the campfire ceremony," Chris said. "One of you is going home."

As the Weirdos went back to their cabins, Big Band decided to do a little detective work.

"Hey, Majima, you mind coming with me?"

(Later, in the Mess Hall...)

They had decided to all meet in the Mess Hall to discuss which one of them is going home. However, Flame Princess, who was nursing herself back to health, was gone and back in the cabin, and there was a few minutes where they didn't even talk, unsure where to go into the conversation.

Until someone said something.

"Flame Princess is going home," Gogo stated.

"Wait, why?" Urakaka asked. While Phoebe was easily angered, Uravity knew that Flame Princess was a very good person, very gentle and sweet.

"Are you nuts?!" Hercule objected. "She tried to kill us for god's sake! Adachi, the literal murderer, is less bloodthirsty than her!"

"Gee, how flattering," Adachi spoke, his voice dripping with sarcasm.

"She was scared!" Katara fought back. "It's people like you that she didn't trust anyone enough to think that we wouldn't do something like that!"

"But plenty of people here would do that," Murdoc snarled. He flashed a sadistic smile as he added, "Me included, if it were for something actually important."

Cinder thought about the bassist after he said those words. Murdoc's forceful personality would work beautifully into her plans, especially when it's for someone like Miu.

Maybe she would think about getting him on her side.

"Still though, doesn't it seem kinda unfair to vote her off for something she didn't mean to happen?" Doofensmirtz asked. "I don't approve of her actions, but maybe she was sabotaged? Chris did say that that was allowed.

"Best chance I'm gonna get," Big Band thought. "In fact, that's what I bet happened."

"Explain," Mandy said. "Now."

"Alright, alright. So, you know how Majima has his little knife friend?" Big Band explained. He pulled out two fingerprints as he continued, "Well, I decided to get the most recent fingerprints on that knife. And I found out that the only fingerprints that touched this knife was an iguana's. I think you know where I'm going with this." The Weirdos immediately shot a look at Dimitri.

"C'mon man," Dimitri said. "I admit that I did touch that knife, but I would never dig a girl down 6 feet under, you feel me?"

"Stop trying to dig yourself into a hole you won't be able to get yourself out of," Moira suggested.

"I promise, I didn't do a thing, slick!"

As Dimitri tried to defend himself, a hero in training decided to sneak out to visit her friend.

(Wandering Weirdos' cabin, girls)

On a bed, there sat a Flame Princess, who's flames had been put out by the massive bucket of water that had be dropped on her. As she wrapped a blanket around her, the door creaked opened, as Urakaka walked in and sat next to the princess.

"Hey Phoebe," Urakaka greeted her friend, a smile now on her face. "Are you ok?"

"Yeah, I guess," Flame Princess sighed. "I'm probably gonna get eliminated though."

"Don't say that. I'm sure everyone will understand. Though I would prefer it if someone who was innocent wasn't eliminated."

"What do you mean?"

"People are suspecting Dimitri because his fingerprints were on Majima's knife."

"There's no way that he would do that. He's kinda creepy, yeah, but he doesn't seem like the kind to want to murder someone."

"Exactly."

Before they could continue their conversation, Majima walked in, saying, "Hey, you two lovebirds, it's voting time." The two sighed and walked out, worried of the possible events that could unfold.

(Campfire Ceremony)

"Greetings, campers," Chris greeted, with a plate with 13 marshmallows in his hand. "Welcome to the Campfire Ceremony. You have voted for one of your teammates, and this is gonna be the last time you see them. After you get kicked off the show, you ain't coming back. Not unless if we decide to bring back a camper after the merge, but that's very unlikely."

"Now then, enough stalling. If you don't get a marshmallow, your 15 seconds of fame are gone. First off... Majima…"

"Mandy..."

"Big Band..."

"Hercule…"

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"Urakaka…"

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"Adachi..."

"Murdoc..."

"Katara..."

"Gogo…"

"And Doofensmirtz..."

"Now then, we have our final 3. Flame Princess, you're here for having a bit of a hissy fit and almost killing everyone on this island. Not cool, my friend. Dimitri, you're here for be speculated as the cause of Flame Princess' hissy fit, dunking her into a volcano full of lava. Also not cool, dude. And Cinder, you're here just because people don't like you Which I don't blame.

"However, Cinder, you are safe, with only three votes against you. Now then, Dimitri, Flame Princess. One of you is going home. And the first person ever to get eliminated on Total Drama Pandemonium is..."

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Dimitri was sweating bullets, both nervous that he would be humiliated by the Cooper gang, who would never let him live it down, and angry that he was gonna get voted off due to false accusations.

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Flame Princess sat there, emotionless, fully expected to be voted off. She did almost try to kill everyone. It would only make sense.

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"...Flame Princess. Sorry, Dimitri, looks like you're the first one voted off."

Dimitri scoffed. He got up and said, "You all are a bunch of crackerboxes, voting me off just because some fingerprints appeared on Majima's little disco partner." After that, he walked off to the cabin to get his stuff.

"The rest of you, you all are safe," Chris said. "Enjoy your stay."

The Weirdos split up, going their separate ways. Cinder made her way towards the boys' side of the cabin.

Majima stared at the Maiden. He didn't know why, but he felt somewhat uneasy. Thinking Cinder had something to do with it, he walked off, stayed hidden until she went into the cabin, and listened in.

"Apologies about what happened," The voice of Cinder said.

"Ah, it's fine, my little disco ball," The voice of Dimitri flirted. "It's not your fault."

"But then again," Cinder laughed. "I really should thank you. You were stupid enough to follow my command."

"Wait, what?"

"You heard me. You were being used. So thank you for saving me the trouble to eliminate you later."

"B-But why? Why vote me off? I'm one of the funkiest people here!"

"Simple: you were an easy picking."

"I thought we were-"

"Soulmates? Maybe even just friends? Well, it's not my problem that you made false assumptions. Is it? We were never soulmates, or even friends, you foolish iguana, but you were just a mere pawn to prove my dominants over this pathetic little game."

Majima heard the door begin to open, and jumped off the railing, hiding to the side. He saw the Maiden walk out, and had a serious expression look on his face, a face that he hadn't made since the game began.

"You use people simply to get want you want, huh?" Majima whispered to himself. "I'm pissed that I'm not surprised, but you just used the Mad Dog of Shimano. And trust me, you don't want to use him."

(The Woods)

Cinder was walking alone in the peaceful woods. After visiting Dimitri one last time at the docks, he said something to her. Of course, it was nothing major, but it was worth thinking about. Mainly she couldn't, for the life of her, decode he weird language.

"In the end, even when the best time of your life is happening, the nightclub still has to close sometime. And they ain't gonna wait for you to finish your booging down."

She knew what it meant, but she didn't believe that she would ever be taken down. She was clearly better than anyone here. Better than Mandy, better than Murdoc, better than Samus, better than Joesph, better than Adachi-

"I know what the hell you did."

Speak of the devil.

Cinder turned around and saw Adachi walked towards her, his hands in his pockets. "I gotta admit, your plan is unique. I applaud you."

"Charming, coming from you," Cinder snarked. "Didn't you get caught?"

"Yeah, only because of a slight misuse of a sentence," Adachi reminisced. "My biggest mistake yet."

"Why are you here, Adachi?"

"Why, I'm only here to interrogate you. First off, why Dimitri of all people? He was stupid, he talked big, he was a Casanova wannabe, but he was harmless."

"Simple. I want to prove that I am in complete control of this game."

"Or maybe it's because you're too scared to go for the more threatening targets."

This got Cinder a bit riled up. "What do you mean by that?"

"I mean, you're a coward. You sit behind other, controlling them like chess pieces. You're like the king on a chess board now that I think about; you act high and mighty, but you have to get others to do your bidding, and get knocked down, and you're nothing but a pathetic loser."

"I am nothing like that, you moronic fool. Dimitri was only the start. Next time I'll go for someone bigger. I have this entire game wrapped around this game. Who knows? Maybe you'll be next."

Adachi only chuckled.

"I'd like to see try."

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(Person) - (Person the voted for)

Tohru Adachi - Cinder Fall

Hercule Satan - Flame Princess

Dimitri Lousteau - Flame Princess

Ochaco Urakaka - Cinder Fall

Cinder Fall - Dimitri Lousteau

Big Band - Dimitri Lousteau

Goro Majima - Dimitri Lousteau

Gogo Tomago - Dimitri Lousteau

Dr. Heinz Doofenzmirz - Dimitri Lousteau

Murdoc Niccals - Flame Princess

Katara - Dimitri Lousteau

Mandy- Flame Princess

Moira - Dimitri Lousteau

Flame Princess - Cinder Fall

Yep, after every chapter, I show off who the campers wanted to vote off. BECAUSE SCREW PRIVACY!

Now, we finally got this chapter done and over with! I apologize if the chapter seems too short. Trust me, once we get the ball rolling, longer chapters are gonna be a thing, so don't worry your pretty little heads.

28th.) Dimitri Lousteau- The Wannabe Casanova

I absolutely adored writing Dimitri (then again I love writing all the characters so), but there was very little I could work with plot wise. So, I decided to make him the first contestant out based on two things:

1. I wanted the first contestant out to be the first victim of Cinder's reign of terror, and seeing as how Dimitri had a schoolboy crush on her, it would make sense for her to manipulate him

2. I remember seeing this suggested before on another story that suggested a aftermath. Seeing Dimitri as the perfect host for such a thing, with his crazy attitude and such, that got my wheels turning. So don't working Dimitri fans, this ain't the last time you're seeing the iguana.

Now, I have a poll that has the question of "Who's your favorite camper?" If you haven't pick your character, go ahead and do that.

Now, the next challenge, I'm gonna get into the holiday season and do a Christmas challenge! So, if you have any ideas for a Christmas challenge, that would be great.

Don't forget to follow, favorite, and tell me your favorite moments from this chapter! (good fucking god i feel like an everyday youtuber)

Peace out my friends!