Disclaimer:

CM: Nadie can I have a monkey?

Nadie: No.

CM: Can I own Doctor Who and Dexter's Laboratory?

Nadie: No! That's Russell T. Davies and…well I don't know who owns Dexter's Laboratory, but you can't own it.

CM: What about The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? Can I own that?

Nadie: NO!! That belongs to Douglas Adams. Sheesh girl! Do you want us to go to jail?

CM: You are so unfair. (runs away crying)

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Chapter 7

"Oi! You two come in here!" the Doctor hollered down the corridor as he punched in the final coordinates for the destination. Out from the dark corridor, came a very grumpy Danielle. "Where's Sam?" he asked.

"I'm here. I'm here," the older teen cried as she appeared stumbling into the control room. She continued walking and would have almost walked into one of the columns if the Doctor didn't jerk her back so she wouldn't. One look told him what was off.

"Sam, where are your glasses?" he asked

"I don't know," she replied as she tried to steady herself from the Doctor's life-saving jerk. "I took a shower, and when I came back, they were gone. I was looking for them when you called for us."

Danielle just stood by and giggled.

The Doctor stared at her thinking 'Why is she laughing? Very suspicious.' "Right. We are going to have to remedy that quick because I got a new place for us to go!"

The response to his declaration was two teenage girls staring at him with a 'not again' look and a sigh.

"Yay," he weakly exclaimed. Again, the two stared at him. "Okay, what's so wrong about us going somewhere? I thought you two wanted that. You're the ones that forced me to take you traveling."

"Is this going to be someplace super boring like the last place you just took us?" Danielle rudely asked.

"What was boring about the verbal pool of Klexxon 3? It's a universal wonder."

"It was a talking slime pool in the middle of a desert, and that was all. The pool didn't even say anything interesting. All he did was recited some stupid alien version of Shakespeare," she responded.

"The poem, By the Glorious Light Emitted from Lady Hando Kloria of Pith, is not stupid. It is the national poem of the Klexxon Confederacy. Besides, it is nothing like Shakespeare. It is more like Dickenson."

"Yeah whatever," Danielle retorted. She leaned over to Sam and whispered into her ear, "It sill think a Vogon could have written a better poem."

"Don't worry, Danielle," the Doctor comforted. "We are not going to be close to the Klexxon-Bradick galaxy. We are going to Barcelona, the planet, not the city. There will be many interesting things on Barcelona, like dogs without noses."

"Joy," muttered the young teen.

DING!

The noise echoed throughout the spaceship causing a look of terror to flash across the Doctor's face. He turned to the girls, ordered them to not touch anything, and sprinted out of the control room.

"What's wrong with him?" asked Sam as she felt her way around the TARDIS control room.

Danielle smirked. "I tried to make popcorn. He made me bored by taking us to that stupid talking slime pool, and as you know when I'm bored I get hungry. I had to do something to get over that funk. So I thought 'What happens when you make popcorn on the TARDIS'. I guess we are finding out."

"AHHHHHHHHH!"

"Shouldn't we go help him?" Sam inquired.

"Well, you are disabled, and I don't want to help so let's just stay here. He's fought in the Time War. I think he could handle popcorn."

"AH! Back! Back you go! The Time Lord commands you!!"

The screaming continued to be the only response form the Doctor for 10 minutes. Amazingly, not once did he call for help. This left a blind Sam to walk around the control room looking for a place to sit and Danielle getting more and more bored by the second with an itchy button pushing finger. "He better hurry up. I'm getting really, really bored." Danielle complained.

"Ow! That wasn't very nice of you! Ah! My leg!"

"Well he sounds like he's busy," replied Sam as she closely inspected the object in front of her to see if it was a seat. "Hey, I found the door."

"Hmpf." Danielle scanned the TARDIS controls. Her eyes fell upon an inconspicuous lever. "Ooo. What does this lever do?" Naturally, she pulled the lever and the TARDIS lurched.

Sam would have said, 'Oh, how very Didi of you to say.', but at the moment the TARDIS lurched, Sam was unfortunately leaning against the door which also unfortunately popped open making her fall out. All she got out was " Oh how very Di-ekkkkkk!" Sam had fallen into the unsuspecting universe, and all Danielle could do was stare as she fell.

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AN: OMGC! Sam fell out! Will she live or will she die? Only to know is to read the next chapter, but we are holding it hostage until next week because school will be starting soon, August 6 to be exact.

Nadie: Why do I always get hurt?

CM: Because Nadie no one likes a know-it-all skinny person!

Nadie: You're just jealous.

CM: Shut up or I'll make you die!

Nadie: I write the story! I control the story I can make you die!

CM: You're so mean! (and off she runs again crying some more)

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