Hellow! I just realized you people might be confused as to why the twins call Fai their son, so I'm going to try to explain without giving away anything, anytime Fai was tired of his life, (you'll see why he would be eventually) the twins would take care of him for days on end, and eventually they saw Fai as a son, where Fai sees them as younger older brothers, but goes along with it anyways…Also I forgot to tell how old everyone is.

Kurogane: 20

Fai: You'll find out in this chapter. (We don't know because Kurogane doesn't)

Twins: 19

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Kurogane awoke to amused sky-blue pools. Fai smiled.

"Ohayou." He grunted, putting his arms around Fai. Last night's question was left unanswered, but now it was more annoying rather than confusing. "Did you sleep well?" Kurogane grunted, closing his eyes. " Glad to see your so articulate today." He opened one eye, attempting to glare.

"Shut up." They then heard the doorbell ring. Fai sat up looking into the other room.

"Ara? Who could that be?" Kurogane sat up as well, getting out of the bed and heading to the door. Fai stayed in the other room, but you could see him peeking around the corner. Kurogane shook his head as he opened the door to reveal the twins.

"Hey Kurogane!"

"We need to ask you something…"

"What in the seven hells are you doing here?!" They frowned.

"Well if you'd let us talk…"

"You'd know we're here because we can't find—Fai!" Apparently, they had spotted the blonde peeking around the corner. Sensing he was caught, he waved, coming out from his hiding spot smiling.

"Hey, guys…" He laughed. Kurogane imagined what this must look like for the twins. Fai in his house, in a white T-shirt that let his shoulder hang out, and boxers that screamed 'one wrong move and we're coming off!' He felt a gust of wind as the twins rushed past him.

"Fai-san, lovely!" Kurogane stared at them, sweat-dropping at how they treated him.

"But why are you here again?" One twin smirked at Kurogane, as if challenging him.

"Did you move in or something?" The other twin smirked at him. Kurogane glared.

"Well, I don't exactly…" Fai wondered off. Kurogane could nearly kick himself for what he said next.

"Yes, he has." Fai looked at Kurogane, utterly shocked. The twins looked at Fai, just as shocked as him.

"Did he really ask?"

"Did you really say yes?" Fai looked at Kurogane, and then smiled.

"Yes, I guess I did." The twins got stars in their eyes.

"Have you moved your stuff in yet?!" Fai sweat-dropped.

"No, why?"

"We'll help!"

"After all, we haven't been to your house in a while…"

"And besides, we need to make sure they're treating you right over there."

"Well, you think you could give us a few hours, we just got up."

"Sure, but before we establish a time…"

"Are you sure you want to stay here?" Kurogane glared.

"Yeah, Kurogane's mean!"

"And short tempered…"

"And scary." Kurogane growled to himself. Fai smiled down at them.

"I'm sure, besides like I said Kuro-san is too kind to hurt me." The twins sighed.

"We'll meet you at 2:00."

"Is that ok?" Fai turned to Kurogane. He close his eyes and crossed his arms, he grunted. "2:00 is perfect. Now, I should probably go cook breakfast." He went into the kitchen, leaving Kurogane alone with the twins. They turned to him frowning.

"If you're serious abut this bet,"

"Then don't let Fai get serious about you!" The other twin smirked.

"Or could it be that little Kurogane is getting serious too?" The other gasped.

"Oh really?" They smiled at each other, then said simultaneously,

"Our little babies are in love!" Kurogane rolled his eyes.

"I'm older than you, remember?"

"So?"

"Fai's older than you and we did a good job in raising him." 'Older? Great… dating rule number one, don't date anyone older than you.' 'Where's that rule? Next to the one that says you don't date guys?' 'What the heck was that?' 'I am your conscience, fear me!' 'What do you know about me dating guys?' 'I'm you, I tell you right from wrong, you're inner desires, and I know you've dated a guy before, and that you've fallen in love, and that your dick is roughly 8.5 inches long,' 'Enough!! If you're my conscience, where were you for the last 20 years of my life?' He heard nervous laughing. 'Hehe, funny story, I got mixed up and went to some Russian guy, then an American named Joe…' 'You mean you were lost for 20 years?' 'Well, you'd be surprised at how many people there are…' 'Idiot.' 'Says the guy who can't even sort out his own feelings by himself.' He'd been so engrossed in his argument with… 'Mokona.' Okay, his conscience has a name…weird. Well he was so into his fight with Mokona, he didn't see the twins waving a hand in front of his face, or sneak up on both his sides and scream in his ears, so naturally, he screamed as well, causing Fai to peek around the corner.

"Kuro-chi, is something wrong?" Kurogane didn't turn around, just glared at the twins.

"It's nothing." He seethed. It was apparent he was pissed. Fai just smiled and went back into the kitchen. Kurogane, arms crossed, still glaring at the twins, said, "I think you should leave now."

"Yeah,"

"Okay." They headed to the door, and then turned around.

"Bye!"

"Have fun!" They narrowed their eyes and again simultaneously said,

"But not too much fun…" Kurogane glared, closed his eyes, growled, pointed to the door and shouted,

"OUT!!!" Fai peeked around the corner again.

"Bye, Sanji! Bye Koji!" They waved as Kurogane slammed the door in their faces. 'You're mean Kurogane' 'Shut up' Fai came out of the kitchen. Kurogane felt Fai drape himself across his back, laying his head on his shoulder. "Ne, Kuro-tan, did you just ask me to move in with you?" He did. He asked Fai to move in with him, it just wasn't coming out like that…actually, it wasn't coming out at all, so he tried something else.

"Did you say you would?" He retorted with another question. He looked at Fai out of the corner of his eye to see him smiling.

"I guess I did. Well, breakfast will be ready in a few minutes, so you can get the plates ready if you want, oh but first," Fai brought his lips to Kurogane's in a small kiss. He pulled away smiling. "I'd love to move in with you, Kuro-wan." He noticed the glint in Fai's eyes as he disappeared around the corner. 'Kuro-san likes a guy?!' 'Aren't you observant.' 'They said Kuro-san dated a guy, not that Kuro-san was dating a guy…Mokona's assigned to a gay guy…' Kurogane growled. 'I'm not gay.' 'Do you like him?' He didn't say/think anything. 'Well do you?' 'I don't know, okay! I mean…I thought I didn't, but…' '(Sigh) Its so sad when they're in denial…' During his fight with Mokona, he headed into the kitchen and started getting the plates out. Remembering what the twins had said and wanting to quench his curiosity, he asked,

"How old are you?" He sat the plates next to Fai who turned and gave him a questioning look, as if to say 'What brought this on?' Kurogane averted his eyes. "I'm just curious."

"22. And you?"

"20." He mumbled. Fai chuckled, putting the food on the plates.

"I thought you were my age."

"I thought you were the twins age." 'What happened to 'don't date anyone older than you?' 'Not sure, I think it's following the 'no guys' rule out the window.' He noticed as they sat down and ate, that Fai was nibbling at his food rather than eating it. "You okay?" Fai looked up at him, then gave a fake smile.

"I'm fine…just thinking." He went back to nibbling his food. Kurogane just studied him, watching his every move. Suddenly, he sat his fork down. "You know, you don't have to come with me and the twins…we could get my stuff and come back…"

"Why do you not want me to come?" Fai looked at him, an unknown emotion in his eyes.

"If you see my house, I think you might not like me anymore…" It was silent. Kurogane didn't know what to say. 'What am I supposed to say to that?' 'Say that he's still Fai-san, no matter what his house looks like!' 'Are you kidding me? I'm not saying that!' 'Why?' 'It's too darn sappy!' He turned his attention back to the blonde, who turned his attention to his food. "Well, I guess I'm just worrying about nothing."

"Trust me." Fai looked up at him, and then smiled with a "Un." Nothing else happened until they were walking down the street with the twins, who each had one of Fai's arms as they walked side-by-side talking. 'Why do you let them touch him like that? I mean, Mokona thinks you are the jealous type…' 'I'm not jealous, and they introduced him to me. Not to mention they're in love with each other.' 'What!?!?' ' You really couldn't tell?' 'I had no idea…' '(Grunts) Stupid horny teens.' ' Still, I wonder what Fai-san's house looks like…maybe its a mansion, or a cottage, or a cabin, or-,' Mokona's mental rambling halted with Fai as he said,

"We're……here." His curiosity peaked at the uncertainty in Fai's voice, so, he opened an eye, trying not to make a big deal, his other eye immediately shot open at what he saw. Right in front of him was the biggest mansion he'd ever seen, not that he'd seen many, but still, and it was huge! 'Wow! It's gigantic!' He stood frozen in place as Fai went up to the gate and pressed the button on the speaker. A feminine voice sounded from it.

"Hello, how may I help you?" Fai smiled pushing the button.

"I'm back, Kisame."

"FAI-SAMA!!!!" Seconds after the gate opened, a girl in traditional maids clothes came running out to them, she instantly clung to Fai. "Fai-sama! Where you? You were gone for two whole days! We thought you were kidnapped!!!" Fai smiled down at her as he put his arms around her.

"I'm sorry I didn't call." Kurogane frowned. 'Who is that girl anyway? And why is he hugging her?!' 'Aw, is Kurogane jealous?' 'No, but since he is my boyfriend, now…you know?' 'What's the story behind that?' 'What?' ' What Mokona means is you say you're not gay, and yet you're a couple?' '(Sigh) I agreed to a stupid bet that'll most likely be the end of me.' Kurogane was pulled from his thoughts when Fai tore out of the embrace, smiling sadly at her. "I can't stay, I just came for clothes and stuff." She looked up with tears in her eyes.

"WHAT!? You're gone for two days without so much as a word, and you come back to say you just want clothes?! Where are you going?" The twins, not liking all this drama, decided to lighten up the mood with one of their perverted excuses for jokes.

"He's moving in with his new fuck-buddy!" They said in perfect sync. Fai went ten shades paler, Kurogane stood there, trying to take in what just happened, and the twins just smiled.

"Fai-sama I will not freak out, because even though I'm your maid, you are like a crazy gay older brother to me so I believe I deserve an explanation." Fai opened his mouth to start, but all that came out was a laugh. "What's so funny? It isn't true is it? Fai, as your friend, I refuse to allow you to become a common prostitute!"

"No, no, I was laughing at the thought of mine and Kuro-rin's relationship actually going in that direction."

"Kuro-rin? Whose Kuro-rin?" Kurogane stepped forward, momentarily over the trauma, angrily declared,

"Its Kurogane."

"Is he your fuck-buddy?"

"NO!" They declared, glaring daggers at the twins, who simply played innocent. Fai turned back to the maid, smiling.

"He's my boyfriend." He noticed a sigh escape her lips.

"Fai-sama, You know I'm all for it, but your father…I won't hold you back, but…" She sighed again, then turned glaring eyes at Kurogane. "I may not be related to Fai-sama, but I've been with him since we were kids, and Izumi-sama asked me to keep an eye out for him. If you hurt him, I'll never forgive you." Kurogane scoffed, saying,

"Are we ever going inside?" Fai smiled.

"Yes, let's go." They headed up to the giant building. 'I can't believe it…' 'What? That Kuro-san has a boyfriend? Or that Kuro-san has a boyfriend who seems to look like the fourth richest person in Japan.' 'How the hell would you know that?' '20 year of wandering? I think I'd have an idea.' 'I don't know how to react. I don't know whether to thank the twins for introducing me to a boyfriend that I can tolerate, and that doesn't have the same money problems I do, or to kill them for being right.' 'Right about what?' 'I can't deny that I'm attracted to him. I guess I am gay.' 'It could just be Fai-san.' 'What do you mean?' 'You'll see.' Kurogane had just been following everyone, so he wasn't paying much attention to where he was, the next thing he knew, he was in a giant closet. It was big enough for all five of them to stand in and still have room to walk around. "I'm only taking a few of my favorites, Kisame, could you go get me some sacks?"

"Yes, Fai-sama." She then left, as Fai took down an outfit.

"What's her problem?" Fai walked up to the twins and shoved the clothes into their hands with a smile. He went back to gathering clothes.

"She's probably sad I'm leaving." As if on cue, the maid came back.

"Fai-sama, I just remembered, you're aunt called yesterday, she said your cousin got Into your college, so she asked if she could move in here since they live so far away, and, I knew I shouldn't've, but there were many rooms here, so I said yes."

"Can't you call and say we've changed our minds?" She shook her head.

"She's on the plane, she'll be here tomorrow." Fai sighed.

"That does pose a problem…I guess I will stay." Kurogane inwardly sighed. 'Maybe Kurogane-san should invite her to stay too, she can't be there forever, not to mention it would earn brownie points with Fai-san.' 'Why should I care? Its not like him not living with me is going to kill me.' 'But its Fai-san Mokona's worried about…' Why did he do so many things he knew he would regret?

"She can stay with us." Fai turned to him, shock written all over his face.

"No, I couldn't ask that of you."

"You didn't ask." Fai didn't move for thee longest time, finally a small thank you smile broke out on his face.

"I guess I didn't." He grabbed a few more things, putting them in bags, and then giving the bags to the twins, said, "You'll carry the bags, right, Sanji, Koji?" The question marks hovering above their heads were nearly visible, but they agreed, nonetheless. The next thing he knew, he was being led through the labyrinth that was known as Fai's house. 'I think I need an explanation.' 'What for?' 'Why are you worried about Fai?' 'You're his boyfriend and you don't know?' '…' '(Sigh) He's very depressed.' 'I knew that, he screams it when he smiles.' 'And you're the only one to hear it.' '…?' 'Fai-san likes Kuro-kuro!' 'What the hell are you talking about?' 'Even Mokona can see that Fai-san can truly smile around Kuro-kuro.' 'Che, whatever.'

"Fai!!" A whining voice broke him out of his thoughts.

"These bags are heavy!"

"Can't Kurogane carry some?" He saw Fai look back at them, mischief in his eyes.

"No."

"Why?!" He gave a look that Kurogane could almost call a glare.

"Because I favor my sex toy over you two." No sooner had he said that, a smile was back on his face.

"Ne, Koji?"

"Hai, Sanji?"

"You know hat I'm mad at?"

"You can't get mad at Fai either, can you?"

"Nope." Fai turned and waved at them.

"Hayaku, futari-tono!" (Loosely translated: Hurry, you two!) The twins sighed and picked up the pace. Nothing else happened, and before they knew it, they were standing in front of Kurogane's apartment. Kurogane promptly opened the door. The twins ran into Kurogane's room and threw the bags on the bed, themselves following. Kurogane gave them the evilest glare ever and uttered two simple words to make their faces run dry of all blood.

"OFF. NOW." They immediately jumped off the bed. Fai smiled.

"Sanji, Koji, you wouldn't mind putting my clothes up, would you?"

"But Fai!"

"We're sorry!" Fai just kept smiling.

"If you do it without complaining, I'll treat you to dinner." They visibly perked up.

"Fai-san's cooking?!"

"We'll do it!!" Kurogane rolled his eyes as Fai turned to him.

"Would you help me, Kuro-min?" He grunted, following Fai out the door. It was halfway through the cooking a conversation finally started.

"You never told me." …Sort of.

"Told you what?"

"That you had money."

"…. When even one person finds out I have money they try to be my best friend, but it doesn't feel right. I guess I didn't want you to be one of the people to only see my money and not me…" He heard him mumble something else, but didn't catch it. 'What am I supposed to say?' 'Say no amount of money will change your love for him!!' '…'

"Yeah." They turned to see the twins, who had apparently been listening in.

"We don't even have our own money,"

"And we get,… hit by reality countless times."

"But Fai," As they spoke, they went to sit down at the table.

"He has his own money on his own name." They turned to Fai, as if asking to go on. He made no move, so they continued.

"Its no wonder he distances his true self from people…"

"But you're the first person he's ever let get so close…"

"Same for you, I've never known for you to ask someone to move in with you, have you, Sanji?"

"Nope." Kurogane's eyebrow visibly twitched.

"It's done!" They were interrupted by Fai's declaration. Kurogane got the plates, holding them out for Fai to fill up with food, missing the exchange of smirks between the twins. Fai took two plates, leaving Kurogane with the other two. Fai put one in front of Sanji, and then sat down with the other. Kurogane did the same, sitting one in front of Koji, then himself. It was unusually silent for a while. Kurogane mumbled two words.

"How much?" The twins opened their mouths, but were cut off by a look Fai gave them. Fai took a deep breath.

"One-……hundred," He sighed. "Around one-hundred and five million." Kurogane sat there, saying nothing. 'Say something, Kuro!' 'What should I say?' 'Say… his money doesn't change him!'

"You got so worried about that?" Fai looked up. Kurogane let his eyes go soft before laying his gaze back on his food, a smirk wide on his face. "Money is good, but it ain't everything." Fai's eyes lit up, them closed in a smile. Sanji and Koji looked at each other then smiled.

"We should leave, now." They simultaneously announced, standing up and putting their plates in the sink.

"Are you sure?" They smiled.

"Yep." Again at the same time.

"Kurogane, be gentle with our baby."

"And Fai…" They both got an evil smirk on their features as they declared,

"Have fun!" The next thing they heard was the slam of the front door. They finished their meals in silence. Kurogane went into the living room and sat on the couch as Fai went in to the other room to change. About five minutes later Fai came back in nothing but boxers. Kurogane stared.

"Ano, Kuro-san, I forgot to pack night clothes…" He put a hand to his bottom lip. Kurogane was currently brain dead as he studied the beautiful skin that was now exposed. 'Do something!!!' 'What do I do?' 'I don't know, but he just moved in and he's begging you to do something!' He turned his attention back to Fai as he spoke, his eyes met with teasing sapphire eyes. "Do you have anything for me?" He blanked out after that. When he came to, he was holding Fai's upper half with his right arm, and Fai's lower half was draped across his lap, their lips in a tight lock. Pleasure overtaking him, he licked Fai's bottom lip, and felt him smile against his lips as he opened up, putting his arms around Kurogane's neck as their tongues battled heatedly. Kurogane allowed his fingers to tangle in blonde locks, making the man groan into his mouth, eating the syllable. He parted to allow Fai to breathe as he reattached his lips to Fai's jaw, lapping up the taste that was intoxicating him so. He looked up at Fai, asking to go on. Fai was panting, but he allowed a smile to form on his swollen lips before he attached them to Kurogane's again. He let his eyes fall shut. The kiss was short for Kurogane was impatient to taste the rest of him, so quickly started kissing on Fai's neck, then his collarbone. He pulled away, smirking as he ran a finger over Fai's lips before he took them in to another passion filled kiss. During the kiss, he let his free hand wander to the small of Fai's back, letting it graze down. Taking the boxers with it, he heard Fai mew when he gave his ass a squeeze. He only took them halfway, bringing his hand around to release Fai's erection. He noticed Fai was big, but not as big as him. He felt the blonde wrap his arms around his neck to bring their lips together again. He pulled away again to study what lay before him, every inch of the pale skin, he looked into the sapphire orbs, then kissed him again, allowing the fingers on his free hand to wrap around his throbbing member. Fai pulled away from his lips to let a weird cross between a moan and a meow, then a full-blown moan when the hand moved. The sounds Fai was making were driving him crazy with pleasure. He squeezed it, the motion earning a gasp and a wiggle, which reminded him were exactly Fai was laying. (On his own dick.) He smirked as he started kissing the pale-skinned chest. Fai writhed when his lips grazed a nipple. He smirked against the snow-colored skin as he started pumping the blonde's manhood in his hand while attaching his lips to the pert nipple, swirling his tongue around it as he sucked the taste up greedily. He grunted when Fai shifted against his own manhood and started moaning, pleasure to overwhelming to stay still. That, mixed with Fai's voice was enough to force him over the edge as he soiled his jeans with his seed. His orgasm made his whole body tense, and his hand tightened, forcing Fai into his own orgasm, causing the white fluid to shoot onto Kurogane's shirt and hand, his own stomach, and the couch. He looked at the panting blonde in his arms. He brought the man up to him, giving him access to painted lips. Fai pulled away, a teasing glint in his eyes.

"Now I have to clean up…"

"I'll do the laundry and the couch. You go clean yourself up."

"Okay." Fai got up and stepped out of his boxers, then handed them to Kurogane and waltzed into the bathroom. After all the dirty work was done, meaning everything was cleaned up, Kurogane walked into his room to get a fresh pair of boxers to sleep in, but blushed when he saw Fai was already in the bed. He quickly put the boxers on and got into the bed. Fai turned to look at him, smiled, and then kissed him. Kurogane smirked as he put a hand on Fai's waist. He pulled away.

"I thought you said you didn't have anything to wear." His only reply was a smile. 'You need to tell him about the bet.' 'Yeah, I know.' 'You better make it quick,…I don't see this going good if you wait too long.' 'Yeah, but for now, I think I'll take my chances.'

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Finally! Sorry I took so long!!!!! So much has been going on. I'll now explain the things you might not understand: #1. Kurogane never heard what Fai said, so for those who are wandering, he said "I don't want to lose you like that…" #2. The twins were smiling at how well Kurogane and Fai got along. #3. Fai lied, he had clothes. Now that that's over with, its nearly 5:15 A.M. And my cat is telling me to go to sleep…? Random out break. You'd think I'm pregnant with how much I've been craving ramen. My friend Living On has been calling me Naruto! Yeah, its that bad. (Mumbles) Next thing you know I'll randomly star saying dattebayo…

Anywhozie, Read and review! I won't post until I have five or six reviews, so you better do it if only to see what's next! Sa, Ja ne, dattebayo!