-Naruto and Hinata's public wedding… It's just like everyone else's except . . . the groom and his groomsmen have to swap clothes with the bride and her bridesmaids (meaning that the guys have to wear dresses)! Now, how in the world did the guys agree to this? And how did Sakura cheat her way into making this happen?


Okay, yes, I know this is . . . like, a bit more than four months late, but I really was caught up with a lot of school work this time and . . . my other fanfics… But it was mostly because of schoolwork! I have a 56% in computer class just because I had too many absences to make up my work! And I'm so behind in updating all of my other stories! I bet everyone has just given up on me! I'm so sorry I'm a failure, guys! But I hope you guys enjoy this chapter!


PRACTICAL JOKE – Kiss 7

恶作剧 – 第七之吻

Sakura was fuming. No, scratch that. She was horribly irritated. How dare he! How dare Naruto defy her like this! Did he even know who she was? She was Haruno Sakura, apprentice to the Godaime Hokage herself, for pete's sake! And if Sakura had been scary as a genin, oh, she was scarier now! And so, yeah, he was in for it this time. Big. Time.

"Oh, he's so dead…" she growled. "How dare he use jasmines instead of sunflowers for the bouquet! We agreed that we would use a play-on-words with Hinata's name! How dare he do this!"

"You're more worried about the flowers he's holding?" Sasuke asked, almost as if he couldn't believe his ex-teammate. "Have you seen what he's wearing?"

And indeed, Naruto was wearing a [hideous] orange dress. And not only did the flowers not match his dress of choice, but everyone there couldn't tell which would have been better—if Naruto had sleeves on or not—because, right now, Naruto wore a sleeveless dress and . . . well, let's just say, his manly biceps so did not suit that girly and frilly dress he wore. To top it off, his hair was coming completely undone. Just what exactly did he do to himself to make himself look so . . . ehhh?

"Well, yeah, I mean, his outfit was already decided upon before the ceremony." Sakura said, shaking it off. "He looks just fine."

"He's wearing a black veil with an orange dress that has yellow ribbons," Karin complained.

"Well, Naruto wouldn't wear anything else." Sakura whined childishly. "And besides, it's wonderful blackmail material." And she started taking a couple dozens of pictures as Naruto's brides-men tried to force him out of the boat and onto the walkway to the altar.

Madara could only shake his head. "Oh, how Konoha has changed…" And then suddenly he jumped up in joy. "It's gotten so much more amusing!"

Sasuke wanted to kill himself. "Ugh, why am I surrounded by idiots?"


Not a good chapter, but I guess it's okay. Please review to complain if not comment. I really couldn't come up with anything for the chappie.