Yay, new chapter! What do I do here? I Know!

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"Trash can…You have insulted me for the last time."

"…"

"Do not just sit there being silent and innocent. I hate you. I make you, my new rival, right above Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke. Fight me!!"

"…"

"STOP MOCKING ME!" Lee ran towards the can, but tripped on a rock and fell in.

"You are a well trained opponent."

"Lee, did someone drop you on your head repeatedly when you were born?"

"Jiraiya-Sensei, I must defeat the trash can if I am ever to win the heart of a girl."

"Do you need a copy of my book?"

"No…I must…BURN THE WICKED TRASH CAN! MWA HA HA HA!!"

"Ok, you go crazy, and when you're done come get me at the hot spring."

"Ok!" Jiraiya worried about Lee's state of mind as he turned to go to the hot springs. Should I leave that nut job alone? He might burn down the village…and if Tsunade found out I left him…I might not make it to my next birthday…Ah well, I don't care right now.

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"JIRAIYA!"

"What Gai?"

"Where's Lee? I'm worried about him."

"You should be, he's about to go kill a trash can for making him take a few showers yesterday."

"Which trash can?!"

"The one behind the ramen shop."

"LEE! DON'T DO ANYTHING RASH UNTILL I GET THERE!"

"They're all idiots. Huge idiots."

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"Lee?"

"he he he"

"Lee?"

"I did it! I did it Gai sensei. The can is no more! Ha ha ha!"

"Lee, I think we need to go to the hospital."

"Why? You want to help the can? Is the can your new youthful student!? ARE YOU REPLACING ME!?"

"Lee, we need to take you to the hospital. I think we need to make sure your brain is alright."

"Not until I find a girl. Ha ha ha!"

"Girls don't like insane men Lee. They want semi sane men."

"I do not need my brain checked." Lee what was left of the burnt can and it hit the wall and smacked him in the face.

"YOU SON OF A-…Gai sensei…will you take me to the hospital?"

"Let's go Lee."

Random time! This is not part of the story. The chapter is done… I just want to say something on behalf of Lee fangirls about both versions of episode 124…HIS BUTT WAS UP AGEINST THE SCREEN! PLEASE SAY I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SAW THAT! IT WAS AWESOME!...sorry, like Lee in this chapter I have recently went criminally insane. I apologize.