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Disclaimer- I do not own South Park


"Timmy. You're normal." Kyle stared, mouth hanging open as he said this. Something fell as he spun around to face the other boy.

"What do you mean? Aren't I normally normal?"

"Dude, you know mentally incapacitated." Stan said, shocked that even Craig was staring.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"How much do you remember?" Clyde asked, a little afraid.

"I remember a white light. Then I remember being wheeled around everywhere, while I regained my memories. I know that my name is Timmy. I can read and control minds. You guys are my friends, who also have powers and are superheroes."

"It must have been Mophesto's machine. It made him normal!" Mysterion said.

The new recruits didn't even ask about Mophesto. Tweek was twitching more than ever. Mysterion realized that he had to change the subject. "Well, put on the bracelets."

"What does it do?" Gregory predictably said.

"Just put it the hell on, or I'll send you to there."

"Gah!" Tweek yelled, and grabbed a bracelet. He threw it on his hand, and for a second his eyes grew green.

"Zis will be interesting." He put his on, and his eyes glowed brown.

Reluctantly Gregory put his on. His eyes flashed blue. "This stings a bit. I'm not sure that I should hang out with you dogs."

Craig almost automatically flipped him off.

"My word!" Gregory complained. Mysterion just sighed.

"Follow me outside." The Vigilante said to his companions.


"Alright first we try Tweek. Falcon do your worst." Mysterion smirked.

Immediately a boy in a dark cloak appeared in front of Tweek. "Hi." Was all he said.

"Jesus Christ! Gah!" Agh!" Tweek said, turning to run. After a second of running, the boys found him half a mile away.

"Tweek has super speed."

"Gah! This is too much pressure!" The twitching boy said, pulling at his hair. "Agh! I pulled out my hair!"

"He's going to be a pleasure to work with." The new Timmy said raising an eyebrow.

"Get used to it." The Token said.

"Now Gregory. What's your power?" Stan asked.

"Stop being childish. This is rather stupid. I won't get any, AHHHH!" He screamed as Craig kicked him in the balls. "My lord!"

"Didn't work. Can I go now?" Craig asked.

"Try any powers?" Mysterion said, ignoring the other boy.

"Fine." He went to punch Craig, but ended up only slapping him. As he did his eyes went wide. "What the devil?" He muttered and took a step back from the boy.

"He's going to say 'This is gay. Screw you guys. I'm going home.'" He muttered to Mysterion.

Craig finally cracked. "This is gay. Screw you guys. I'm going home."

"Wait. We found out Gregory's power. He can see into the future."

"Is zat it? What about me?" The Mole asked.

"Oh uh… I don't know try something."

The Mole pulled his shovel off his back. He checked the weight of it, and felt it in his hand. Suddenly he swung it into an ark that landed on Tweeks head.

"Gah! Jesus!" He stepped back from The Mole. "Ahh! Gnomes will take my underwear! Then they'll want my blood!"

"That's not a power. That's what he does normally." Mosquito frowned.

"Gnomes?"

"The Underwear Gnomes. No big deal."

The Mole pulled out the cigarette and threw it on the floor. Immediately he replaced it in his mouth. "Well what power should Ze Mole have?"

"Er… digging?"

"Digging. Interesting. I dug my own father's grave when I was a toddler. Zis shovel has his blood on it."

"What's wrong with him Mysterion?" The Sickness asked.

"I don't damn well know."

"I tell you what's wrong with me. When it's kill or be killed from baby to nine years old you get smarter. You learn to hate zat bitch god. I died before. Have you? No. So quiet or I throw you into ze wall."

"What's wrong with this kid?" The Sickness ordered.

He ran over to Kyle, and gripped his collar. "Zis is what's wrong with me!"

"Fuck dude! That hurts! Gah!" He said as electricity pulsed through The Mole and into him. "Get him off me!" Kyle struggled, but the other boys grip was hard as stone.

Mysterion ran over, and pulled a dagger out of his utility belt. "Let him go Mole." He said as darkly as he could manage.

"Where did you get zat dagger?"

"I was stabbed by it. When I wake up anything I was killed by is in the spot where I died. It doesn't disappear with my body like everything else."

The Mole released his grip on Kyle. The boy backed away slowly, obviously in pain. "Look guys." Mysterion said "We have to stop using our powers, and skills, to hurt each other. We have to use them to hurt Cartman! And maybe a few gingers along the way."

"Too much Pressure! I need coffee!"

"We don't have coffee." Token said, knowing it was a bad idea.

"What! Why am I in this group? Oh god. Jesus Christ. Agh!"

"Tweek. Run home and get a splendid pot of coffee." Pip smiled.

"Good idea! Arg!" He braced his foot into the ground and get off running at the speed that even a plane couldn't match.

"Thank god for that." Mysterion sighed with relief.

"Now what?" Craig asked. "Can we go home now?"

"Yes, get costumes and names. You have a week. The Former Coon and Friends need costumes too, so find one. At five o' clock sharp on Saturday we leave. Don't forget to tell all the teachers why I am gone, and why you all are."

The others nodded and slowly trickled out of the basement. "Where will you be Kenny?" Kyle asked him.

"I'll be spending all my time ridding the streets of crime. This will be my last stand."

"Last stand? What do you mean?" Stan said.

"The promise I made to the devil. I traded him my life in exchange for his help in stopping Cartman." Mysterion almost flinched as he said it.

"What! We don't even know if Cartman is trying to destroy the world!" Kyle said fear creeping into his voice.

"I do. He told Kenny about it. Tried to recruit me. That's how I'm sure. Now if you don't mind, I must fix this city before I can never do it again." Mysterion said, failing to hide his sadness.

"Dude, you can't do that! I'll give my life instead! No way man!" Stan felt a tear drop down his face. This couldn't be real. He felt like Kenny was already gone.

"Stan. I've cheated death countless times. I know what Hell is like and I'm prepared for it. You guys aren't. Besides, I want my curse gone. If that means that I have to die so be it."

"We'll beat him. I swear it Kenny. We'll find a way to save you. Even if it involves sacrificing ourselves, we'll do it."

"Thanks guys. We'll find a way." Mysterion said, doubting his own words. Satan would stop at nothing to claim his immortal prize. Even if a sacrifice was made to save Kenny, it wouldn't matter. He was slated to die.

"Well go get costumes guys. I need to plan the trip."


Of course Kenny makes a vow to the devil, Who else would? Don't forget to R&R!

I may cut the story shorter than i originally planned. i might change a few parts in the story. If the boys leave South Park, it will be quick. But don't worry, i skipped to the end (couldn't wait to write it) and it's about twenty pages long.

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