A/N: Hi, guys! It's a bit late, but here's a Thanksgiving update. If I'm thankful for anything right now, it's you lovely reviewers. However, to the certain reviewer (EHEM, C'sMelody) who says this is parody... that really hurt my feelings. I've put a lot of time and effort into this, and you just go and step on it like it's nothing. Don't like, don't read. Simple as that. However, I am SO, SO thankful for my lovely reviewer promocat... they're always there to lift my spirits with their reviews. Thank you so much!
Also, I added some new characters this chapter. Sebastian and Ciel are kawaii, but I felt like I needed to mix it up a little. So, without further ado...
Once they were back home, Sebastian carried the heavily pregnant boy in, crying so hard he could barely walk. "I'M SO FUCKING STUPID!" he yelled, throwing Ciel down on the floor. "DIE, STUPID BITCH!" he crumpled onto the floor, puking up a mountain of dead Bees... why did he eat so many Bees? "I'm so sorry Cici... I... I just wanna be a bird furry..." He sprouted his wings and flapped them, wrapping Ciel in his arms and rocking him around the Christmas tree. "I love YOU!" So cute!
Ciel screeched in horror, before turning into a frog when he hit the floor. WHAT THE FUCK?! He wanted to scream at Sebastian, but when he tried, all the came out was a gentle, "Ribbit". When Sebastian puked up the mountain of bees, they all landed directly onto Ciel, and it transformed him into a boy! Maybe this was a sign, that it wasn't true love's kiss that broke the spell... But true BEES kiss. Terrifying. He looked up at Sebastian, feeling like a giant baby as he was cradled in the man's arms. "Draw me like one of your French girls..."
"Yes, Little Lord," Sebastian said, putting his Boy down on the ground and pulling out his art pad. However, when he looked down... his hands were gone! "WHAT." He shook his head, crying so many tears. "The bees did this..." He kicked over a lamp stand. "I can't draw you until the moon rises, boy..." He cried, rocking back and forth. "I love Sarah Paulson better than my own mom!" he screamed into the heavens. "I'M 12 YEARS OLD."
Ciel looked up at his handless mayme, hot tears of the squids before us falling down his cheeks. "MAYME." He wailed, wrapping his tiny hands around the Nubs where his hands had once previously been. "I'll be... Your crying soldier." He whispered under his breath, already missing the Giant Gorilla hands. His hands were so big... But, not anymore.
Choking back sobs, he shook his head. "Cry for me, my little soldier... Be my crying soldier... My love..." He shook his head, tears falling out of his cheeks. Not his eyes, no... his cheeks. "DAMN THIS!" he screeched like the mighty eagle, growing a beak. It... it was happening! "CAW! CAW!" He bled out onto the floor, losing all of his human blood and gaining bird blood.
Ciel screamed back in horror, his One Single Eye wide with fear. "No. It can't be... I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE. I CANT TAKE IT ANYM-" He was cut off, yet again, by the feeling of Bees swarming into his open mouth. He had no choice. He had to Swallow like the Good Girl he was. "You're turning into a bird... I said I'd be your crying soldier but... But not like this." He whispered the words sadly, and began walking out of the Quiet Straw Hut. He refused to be with Sebastian if he meant the other man was going to be a bird. He couldn't take That. He had to... He had to stuck to the stuff you know.
Elizabeth burst in through the door of the straw hut, letting out a gasp of shock as she was met with the sight of Seb, transforming into an avian fiend. "Well, slap my Tits and call it Christmas!" Lizzy exclaimed, letting out a toot of surprise. She was blonde, and taller than Ciel. And Ciel was preggers with a litter of eight! "Quit playing games with my heart," she murmured, feeling utterly betrayed by her Hot Fiance. It was a tragedy. Of all people, he had a FULL LITTER with a BIRB. "Listen, fuckboy," she said to Ciel. "You have to choose. Its either ME, Lizzy McGuire, or SEBBERT. Make your choice."
Sebastian squawked, flapping his wings and looking at Ciel with pleading, desperate eyes. "Ch... Christmas..." he barely managed, a single feather grazing Lizzy's tits. He could barely speak anymore... the transformation was almost Complete! "Gotta... Gotta getcha head in the game, you gotta getcha, getcha, getcha, getcha head in the game... come... come- SQUAWK!" He Grew big orange bird feet. "Choose me, baby..." he cried so loudly, tears streaming down his feathered face. "I won't be a bird if- CAW! CAW!- If it means you'll stay with meeeeEEEEE OH GOD" he could barely contain himself.
Ciel looked back and fourth, his one single eye frantically moving between his Beautiful fiancée and the Bird he thought he knew. "But... But... I... I..." He screamed in pure agony, falling to his knees and grabbing onto the fabric of Elizabeth'd dress. "I love you but... But... The caged bird... It knows how to Wrap Itself around my titties." He stared up at the Beautiful Tall Blonde Girl, burying his face into her dress and sniffing deeply, getting the Beautiful scent of her toot. "Sebastian... Elizabeth... I love you both but... I CHOOSE YOU PIKACHU." He screamed, and then passed out due to the stress.
"I don't like it that way," Lizzy said, angered by Ciel passing out before the final decision. She hastily made her way over to him, lowering down and letting out a Firm and Pungent toot right upon his nose. She had eaten 12 1/2 bean and cheese burritos that morning, so she had a lot of ammo. "Now, you will pay for what you have done. You'll ALL PAY." Lizzy let out a maniacal laugh, her eyes turning a dark red as the toot continued flowing from her tender butthole.
Sebastian, knowing that the thick toot would not help in any way, rushed over to Ciel's body. He knew he was a bird, but he had all the love of a full-grown squid. "AWAY, WOMAN!" He pushed her to the side, crying as he pulled out a large squid. Where did he pull it out of? We don't know... We... We just don't know. (: "Why are you staring at me with those lustful eyes? Why do you provoke me, demon?" he whispered, shaking his head as he pressed the STINKY SQUID to the boy's face. "AWAKE AND I WILL RETURN TO MY ORIGINAL FORM!" His tears fell into Ciel's tears. "I... I choose /you/..." He loved the High School Musical series, but he felt like HSM2 was a little ridiculous.
Ciel looked up, pulling his eyepatch off and looking at the BIRD slowly, slowly transforming into a man. His man. "Oh... My man I love him so... He'll never know." He sang beautifully, leaning up to wrap his arms tightly around the former Bird that was Now a Man. His man. He wept golden diamonds, clutching onto the Meaty Gorilla of a man. "Please... Save me from the nothing I've become." His words were the words of a Quiet Toot that was losing life, and he looked over at Lizzy. "I... I love you. My beautiful Squidshine. Don't you forget it. But... To ask me to choose between my Squidshine and my Man... I don't like that way."
Lizzy was stunned into silence. She... she was... his Squidshine. She had never been compared to a Squid or a Shine, and a big Meaty Tear swelled and rolled down her cheek. "CIEL... my Daddy..." she screamed, the massive ogre tears continuing to carve their way down her steamy cheeks. "When I hear my favorite song, I know that we belong! Oh, you are the music in me!" Lizzy thought HSM2 was the best of the franchise.
"I will fucking fight you," Sebastian growled, standing up on his human feet and approaching Lizzy. "You know, for a FUCKING FACT, that HSM3 was FAR better than HSM2." He scoffed, rolling his eyes, letting some spit dribble down his chin. He shook his head, sighing, before walking back to Ciel. "Are you okay, bb? Are the babies okay? A full litter?" He hoped this would end well...
Ciel looked back and fourth at the two of them, before pure DISGUST set in. Didn't those Pitt FOOLS know that the only good movie in the HSM franchise was the first one?! Idiots. Mortals. When Sebastian came over to him, he sneered in disgust, rearing his head away from the DEMOND in question. "How dare you suggest that HSM 3 OR 2 is better than the first one. Gabriella didn't deserve Troy. SHARPAH did." And with that, he looked back and fourth at his MAN and his squidshine, then promptly left.
"NO! CIELLY! CICI! CINCO DE MAYO! CICI'S PIZZA! CILANTRO! SHE SELLS /CIEL/ SHELLS BY THE SEA SHORE!" He screamed, calling Ciel by every name he knew. "COME BACK! COME BACK! COME BAAAAAAACK! I MISS YOU! I LOVE YOU! YOU ARE MY LIFE!" He collapsed onto the floor, sobbing gently. "This could be the start... of something new... it feels so right... to be here with YOUUUUUU!" He screamed, hopping up onto his feet again and dancing, hoping the Sexy Hentai moves would attract the boy back. "LIZZY, PLEASE... Let us seperate our differences and UNITE!" He grabbed her hands. "We're all in this together...!" He pounced on the ground, dragging down Lizzy with him and began making retching, slobbery noises. It was so sexy...
Lizzy was so turned on by pig noises. "YES... SEBBERT... I love it when you salivate into my tender ear hole," Lizzy moaned, laying spread eagle on the ground, screaming on the top of her lungs. It was so sexy. Ciel could NEVER resist this type of HENTAI. Shinji Ikari poked his head in, followed by Steve (from Blues Clues)! Shinji's eyes widened in pain, and he screamed "I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore! I can't take it anymore!" Lizzy was ogrewhelmed. She threw Seb off of her, like a rag doll, running over to The Shinj, weeping profusely. "FINALLY.. a REAL man." She took Shinji into her arms bridal style, rocking him gently. "Oh, my beautiful baby girl... Mommys got you..."
Ciel stormed away from the Straw Hut, trying desperately to stick to the stuff YOU know. Alas, he could only resist before he realized the Sexy Hentai going down. With an ache in his chest, he punched himself in the stomach and started bleeding, and then finally ran back to the straw hut that was seven miles away. He got back to the straw hut in two minutes, and looked around. The first thing he saw was Steve from Blue's Clues, and he ran to the Hunk of Man, wrapping both arms around him and holding him close. "I love you." He whispered before Steve Vanished, and then he went back to Sebastian, leaping into his arms and hoping for a Beautiful Sexy Burgarler Hentai to occur. He looked over at Shinji Ikari and Elizabeth, a single tear streaking down his Squid of a cheek.. "That should be me…."
When Sebastian saw Ciel hug Steve, a fleeting whisper escaping his lips, a pang of jealously tore through his soul. However, before he knew it, the Man In Green was gone and Ciel was back in his arms. "Want another Greediest Hentai?" He giggled, knowing how much Ciel loved when he spoke dirty. The boy was pregnant, yes, but he had just sprinted seven miles. He at least deserved a hentai! "THE SCHOOL HIT AN ICEBERG!" He screamed, throwing Ciel off his lap. Thank god Natasha, Sebastian's humpback whale, was there. Natasha took off her jacket and kneeled by the bed. "Seb, I baked you some cookies." Sebastian cried tears of joy... Just a few cookies and he could be the man Ciel needed... Not the BIRD, not the SQUID, not the BURGARLER... but the man. So cute!
After 10 seconds, Lizzy decided Shinj wasn't truly a man. He was just a filthy yaoi heathen. So she fed him to Natasha, the humpback whale. Shinji was really into softcore vore, though, so he loved to be turned into a ham sandwich and forcefed to a Whale. After her Work was Completed, Lizzy looked over to Ciel and Sebbird, softly singing under her breath. "Now I know you're not a fairytale... and dreams were made for sleeping... and Wishes on a star just don't come true.. but now even I can tell, that I confused my feelings with the truth... Because I liked the view... When There Was Me... AND YOU." Lizzy laid down on the ground, accepting her fate. She knew that if she approached the Hentai, she would surely be burned to a Crispy Nugget. It was The End.
Ciel was so happy to be with Sebastian, his Burgargargarlararlar. But….. he looked over at Lizzy and started crying blood. No! "LIZZY!" He screamed in horror, before pulling his shoes off because they kept him from being Me. Once he took his shoes off which took an hour because he needed to twist his nipples, he attempted to run to Lizzy, crying Heavy Tears of Deer Blood. "What about us? What about everything we've been through? What about trust?" A single tear of blood streamed down his cheek and into his asscheeks. "I never meant to hurt you…."
Sebastian didn't see Ciel's rash decision coming up, even though it took Ciel an hour to take his shoes off! Sebastian totally forgot that his young love needed to vigorously twist his nipples to take his shoes off... he thought he was twistin' them perky nips for fun! "SHIT!" he screamed when Ciel ran towards the dying girl, who was slowly turning into a green bean. However, just as he grabbed Ciel, he tripped on the drop of blood that had streamed down his asscheeks and fell to the floor with Ciel. His body cusioned the boy, but because of this every single intestine in his body exploded, INCLUDING both asscheeks. He was dying. "Ciel... you... need... you need to kill... Natasha... She has the antidote! Shinj had it with him, but she ate him..." He cried so hard it hurt his burst asscheeks. "WHY DID SHINJI IKARI HAVE TO LIKE SOFT VORE! FUCK YOU, OBAMA!"
Lizzy had begun to turn a nasty shade of green. At first, she was under the impression that she was turning into an Ogre, and she was thrilled! But then... she realized... she was becoming a String Bean. Lizzy groaned EXTREMELY loudly, so loud that Steve, who had apparated within Natasha, could hear it within the Belly of the Beast. Steve pulled a Sharknado, whipping out a chainsaw and sawing through the stomach of the BEAST. Tartar sauce began to spurt from Natasha's severed stomach, spilling out in a tidal wave, washing them all up to the surface of the iceberg. Steve was drenched in the tartary sauce, sweating profusely. "Shinj... is in HERE!" He said loudly, gesturing to his swollen belly, in which Shinj The Great was dancing the macarena. Shinji loved his Daddy's warm tummy. It was so much fun!
Ciel watched the scene before him in horror, looking at his Beautiful Big Manly Man EXPLODE and his squidshine turn into a string bean. Then…. Natasha was sawed open! NO! When Steve said that the Shinj was in him all along, Ciel's eyes darkened, and he took the chainsaw, ready to saw Steve The Great's stomach open. Right before he got the chance, Steve vomited up Shinji, who was currently dancing the Macarena. How cute! Shinji looked him Dead in the eye, before vomiting up the formula. Finally! Ciel ran to the antidote, but suddenly… The antidote vomited up Natasha. "I AM THE ANTIDOTE." She said in a god like voice. "Oh no…. " Ciel looked around him, and suddenly Natasha's power rendered him incapable. He fell to his knees, looking at his hands that were transforming… Into…. Into… A mayme. "My nipples…." He whispered under his breath, and he knew he was now transforming into a hedgehog. He needed the formula as well… Before… Before it was too late. "If I die young…. Name me Maurice." He whispered in a sickly tone, a single tear of golden diamonds streaming down his cheek. He accepted his fate.
A stringbean, a dying man, and a hedgehog named Maurice whose hands were now a Mayme... it was sick. Disturbed, even. Steven, the Man in Green who found the Clues, was dead. Shinji Ikari, the boy would Just Couldn't Take it Anymore... He was doing the macerena... A fate worse than the torture of hellfire and brimstone. Poor thing... And, what was even more sick and twisted, was that they were on an ICEBERG. Icebergs were a sign of fertility... And, the only that was pregnant was Ciel- or should we say, Maurice. Sebastian felt so helpless. This wasn't the way he wanted it to be. He wished times were simpler... He wished his tatas were full, the bees weren't after them, and Ciel wasn't pregnant. There, he said it! He wished he wasn't pregnant! The babies, while he loved them all, were nothing but a burden on them all. "Natasha..." he whispered to the huge, majestic whale, who was sporting a pair of reading glasses. "I now understand... you ARE the cookies you baked me..." He laughed sadly, crying tears of spicy mustard. They burned his eyes, but the pain was worth it. "You know what you need to do..."
CLIFFHANGER! :3 Hehe! Sorry you guys! You'll find out what Natasha does next chapter!
