Right when Loki was about to pass right by Bruce, he paused for a moment then smirked. Bruce felt a chill go his spine. He would recognize that smirk anywhere…
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It had been a pretty crazy night. Bruce hadn't meant to drink anything alcoholic, but it seemed that someone that seen fit to spike the drinks, and well, Bruce never really had a high tolerance. Unfortunately, he had been kicked out of the party, even if he wasn't sure why. It wasn't as if he had even done anything crazy or mean. Well, maybe taking of his shirt, climbing onto the table, declaring he was King Kong, and trying to tickle everyone wasn't exactly nice… Nah, what was he thinking, or course that wasn't crazy at all!
"Excuse me," a pleasant voice smoothly interrupted his musings.
Bruce narrowed his and asked suspiciously, "Are you a rotten melon? I don't wanna talk to rotten melons."
Loki blinked, "Pardon?"
Bruce scowled, "Are. You. A. Rotten. Melon?"
Loki looked insulted, "Of course not! Preposterous, whatever gave you that ridiculous idea?"
Bruce's eyebrows furrowed. It looked like he'd gotten confused by the big words. He asked, "If you ain't a rotten melon, then what are ya?"
Loki straightened and announced, "I am Loki Odin-Laufeyson, and I am burdened with glorious purpose."
Bruce blinked then started laughing.
Loki scowled, "What?"
Bruce snickered, "LOL!" Apparently, he was drunk enough to not be able to tell the difference between a rotten melon, but sober enough to get the joke on Loki's initials.
Loki pouted, this just wasn't fair. It wasn't his fault he had such a horrible name. He ddeclared sullenly, "I don't like you anymore. I thought that you might've been Bruce Banner, but now see that I am clearly wrong. There's no way an idiot like you could be him." And with Loki popped away, leaving a very confused man.
"Hold on a moment," Bruce said slowly, "If I ain't Bruce, then who am I?" then the answer was presented to him clearly. Grinning, he declared, "I am King Kong! Mwahahaha!"
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Bruce grimaced, this could not be good. He got the feeling that Loki wanted revenge on him for making fun of his name. Bruce's fears would later be proved true when Loki, through the scepter and manipulating others, turned Bruce into the Hulk. Needless to say, Loki does NOT like people making fun of his name.
...Sorry? If it helps, I hope to finish this story by the end of this month.
