I know what you're thinking. If I finished both of the last missions on the same day, then why bother make their own chapters? Well...The answer is packed away secretly in a cereal box...
Mission 11: The Conclusion of a Legend.
Dante: Well, did you find someone suitable enough to kill me?
Lady: (Laughs evily)...
Dante: I'll take that as a yes...
Lady: Stewie!
(Stewie from Family Guy is heard)
Stewie: Where the money?
Dante: You got a garden gnome to kill me?
(A few loud crashes are heard)
Dante: Ahhh! Fuck!! I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Stewie: Where's the money? Where's the money?
Lady: Ahhhh...Anyway, onto the story...
Arkham: This is the place you will die at!
Credo: Who is this baldy?
Sanctus: Arkham. He is my partner…
Credo: ..In crime?
Arkham: No, we're married (makes kissing noises at Sanctus).
Credo: For Christ sake!!!
Agnus: Awwww, how adorable!
Sanctus: We have plans of taking over the Demon World.
Credo: Why not just say Hell!? It's just one damn syllable! Anyway what plans do you have when you do take over Hell?
Arkham: I plan to betray him.
Sanctus: Really? I was going to do the same too!
Arkham: Really?
Sanctus: Yes!
Arkham: Oh we have so much in common!(Air kisses Sanctus and Sanctus pretends to catch something in the air and puts hand in his pocket).
Credo: Enough! Why are the people here that are so sexually active have to possess the same genitals as mine!?
Sanctus: Okay then, let's fight!
Boss battle begins
One of those annoying twists where the battle is interrupted and changed.
(Arkham is huffing and puffing.)
Arkham: You think you're badass but you're not!!! Cerberus! I command you to defeat Credo for me.
(A port-a-loo with Cerberus in it is seen)
Cerberus: Alright, but only if you won't flash your torch at me again!
(Cerberus comes out wiping his ass)
Sanctus: Muahahahaha! We are invincible!!!
Credo: No. No you are not. You're only hiding behind a pile of trash you think is invincible…
Cerberus: Pile of …!? I'll have you know that Nightmare looks nothing like me!
(Shoots ice out of his mouth)
Battle continues
Another god damn twist where the battle is interrupted and changed.
(Credo is actually getting man handled by Cerberus but Arkham and Sanctus are telling him to work harder)
Sanctus: C'mon! My grandmother can beat his ass faster than you!
(An old lady that wears hip-hop gangster clothes and has really wrinkly skin appears)
Old Lady: Damn straight, I can beat his ass!
(Grandma Sanctus whips out Agni and Rudra and slams Credo to the floor)
Agni: Impressive…
Grandma Sanctus: Got that right, bitch!
Cerberus: Piss off! This is my kill!!!
Arkham: Cerberus, I command you to stand down! (Flickers flashlight at him again)
Cerberus: …Alright, I'll go then….(Runs away, crying)
Agnus: Yeah, that's right! Run away from Credo, little bitch!
Cerberus: What did you say Doppelfaggot!?
Agnus: Oh HELL NO!!!
(Cerberus and Agnus battle)
Grandma Sanctus: Ready, mofo? Cuz I'm liek 50 Cent. I can survive five bullets in the head!
Credo: What a load of bullshit!
Grandma Sanctus: It ain't bullshit!
(A blue-ish figure is seen holding a double barreled revolver)
Nero: Yo guys! Anybody got chicks here?
Credo: Great. Nero's here…
Arkham: What's wrong with that?
Credo: Well, initially he acts like an obnoxious gangster jerk but around girls, he pretends to be a sensitive, loving, gentleman just so he can get laid. Perhaps that's why he's in Hell.
Nero: Anything to get the pussy, dawg...
(The story pauses during a chapter for the first time)
Kyrie: So do you expect me to believe that Nero is not the caring person I think he is?
Lady: I expect you to shut the fuck up and listen to the fucking story!
Kyrie: Or what?
(A gunshot is heard)
Trish: What was that about? Were you guys arguing about my delicious sandwiches?
Dante: The sandwiches you buy at Jill's Sandwiches?
Lady: Shut up, I want to continue the story!
Trish: Are you trying to say my cooking is bad?
Dante: Depends whether you cook your sandwiches…
Lady: Anyway…
Trish: Have you heard the 'Legend of Kyrie'?
Lady: For fuck sake! Stewie, shut them both up!
Dante: WAIT...! No need for that...
Lady: Well then, let's continue...
(The story resumes with Kyrie behind Nero)
Nero: …Yeah, cause I fucked yo sister. Tapped dat virgin ass and…
(Kyrie coughs out a loud 'Ahem')
Nero: …Well, I was very privileged to do so. I love her (Turns around).
Kyrie: I can't believe I died defending a jerk!
Nero: Damn yo, why you gatta be hating on me?
Grandma Sanctus: Are you going to fight me, bitch!?
Nero: Shut the fuck up, you cross between ET and 50 Cent!
Grandma Sanctus: Yo bitch, I'll personally kick yo ass to the Planet of the Apes so you can tell yo family that you gonna die, motherfucker!
(Nero and Grandma Sanctus fight)
Credo: Meh, could have sworn she was going to fight me…
(Battle continues)
Boss Battle ends.
(Sanctus and Arkham are on the floor, bleeding)
Sanctus: I want you to know Arkham that I lo….
(Credo stabs Sanctus)
Arkham: You…YOU MONSTER!!!!
(Arkham gets up and starts to windmill punch Credo)
Credo: Sto…Stop it!
Arkham: No…!!!NEVWAH!!!
Credo: Oh for fuck sake.
(Credo punches Arkham in the face and made him land on his ass)…
Arkham:…Sorry…
(Then Arkham continues to dwell of his bleeding stomach)
Credo: Any last words?(Points sword at Arkham)
Arkham: Uhhhhh, not really…
Credo: Okay then. (Goes to strike at Arkham)
Arkham: Wait! (Credo stops). I have something to say….
(Silence for 20 seconds).
Credo: Are you going to say it?
Arkham: Say what?
Credo: Fucking hell!
Arkham: Fucking hell.
(Credo goes to stab Arkham)
Arkham: Wait! (Credo waits). Aren't you going to ask if I have any last words?
(Credo glares at Arkham and breathes loudly. A moment later he slices at Arkham).
Arkham: I HAV DA TRU POWA OV SUPATA!!!!
Credo:…Retard doesn't even have demonic powers anymore! Whose idea was it to make this boss fight with two humans with no powers?
Director: Don't make us freeze you like Jimmy!
(A Marionette walks along.)
Marionette: Can I be a Hole Night?
(Credo runs up to kill him. Suddenly the real Agnus jumps from the sky light and screams)
Agnus: AHHHH!!!!! THE ICE HURTS!!!! HELP!!!!!!
(He falls on the Marionette and kills him).
Agnus: Ahhh! That's better…!
Credo: Okay let's go!
Shadow Agnus: Goodbye!!! I loved the sleepover.
(Agnus looks at Credo)
Credo: Trust me. He's even more homosexual than you.
Agnus: Ohhhhh, I like him!
(Agnus and Credo start to ascend).
Lady: What happened next? Nothing really…
(Shows Lady in Devil May Cry)
Trish: Wait, didn't Credo go to Heaven?
(Zooms out and shows Trish with a bandage around her head with a red stain round her forehead, holding what looks like a green sandwich).
Lady: Yes…
Trish: Then why say nothing happened.
Lady: (Sighs loudly)… Okay just roll the damn credits…..
(Credits roll)
And that is the end of the Credo saga. If you liked it, I could make a sequel and a Nero Show spin off version. Anyway, there is just one last chapter left although this is finished. I'm thinking of making it a musical. What do you guys think?
