Holy crap I'm getting around to this fast. Uh, or not. I dunno when this'll be up. Whatever. I'm glad you guys like South because I sort of thought he'd offend more people. I dunno. If you read "A Civil War Tale" it's all about South so uh, there you go.
Iggy: Once again, we have a bunch of hungover nations!
England: -under blanket- Where did South go?
2p!America: He's probably hiding somewhere because I showed him the video I have of him declaring how much he's gay for a fictional character and then stripping.
Iggy: Well then. He'll come out eventually. Let's get a move on to our first review of the day!
I'm baaaAAAAAck~! Don't worry this will be worth it to some of you~! I'm mad with power! Canada, I can see you! And I care about you Russia! So you two are safe, maybe. Crazy psycho fangirl mode GO!
Truths
Italies: how did you feel about the Germany is HRE theory?
2p Romano: why you fancy?
2p Prussia: are you as quiet and nervous as people say you are?
Hungary and Austria: would you want 2p Prussia instead of the original?
2p them: same question
2p axis: how did you guys from? Be specific and I really want to hear what 2p Italy said when the crate was pulled.
2p Germany: did he give you that scar?
Dares*dramatic music*
Prussias: switch personalities
Hungary:dress him in any uniform you want while their switched
Americas: switch bodies
2p Italy: listen to 'don't mess with me' by temposhark. Does it fit you perfectly?
All: watch Japan's food commercials
Italies: dance bad apple(iggy show them the mmd versions). Italy can copy dancing and his 2p can progress anything.
Italy: watch Hetalia crown- painted flowers. So many feels
Iggy: pick any 1p or 2p nation to dance carnival and put in any cosplay
All including 2p nations: watch hetaoni douga and romaheta douga. Tell me what you think
-topaz3
Italy: I don't know... Isn't Holy Rome dead though?
2p!Italy: Hell no. Holy Rome was a little -bleep- who beat me up all the time. This guy -indicates 2p!Germany- is just stupid and doesn't wanna hurt anyone. So I don't think it's possible.
Italy: I mean I guess they sort of look alike... Right?
Iggy: I SUPPORT THE GERMANY IS HRE THEORY.
2p!Romano: -strikes a pose- Because I just am!
2p!Prussia: -notices the spotlight is on him- -sweats-
2p!England: He's awfully sweet, but... He's incapable of speaking in public. He only talks when he's just around us that he knows. -other 2p!nations agree with him- He's also very polite and reserved. So kind and gentle!
Iggy: Aww! It's alright, buddy! I shut up when I'm nervous too!
Hungary: I suppose I like him a little better... but I would miss the shouting and laughing.
Austria: He would leave me alone and that is good.
Prussia: -lifts Austria up bridal style- Awww, you know you love me!
Austria: Unhand me!
Iggy: Alright, 2ps! Would you guys rather have that than your quiet Prussia?
2p!Hungary: I think he's really sweet! :3 I wouldn't trade our Prussia for the world!
Iggy: Did you just use an emote in your speech?
2p!Austria: She does that a lot. It's annoying.
2p!Hungary: :3c
2p!Austria: -glares at her- Anyway, I think having someone who actually did stuff would be great.
2p!Prussia: ... -sadface-
Iggy: Aww, I still like you! I like both of you!
2p!Germany: Well, uh, basically I was walking in the woods and I thought I'd found more supplies but then Italy popped out and just went, "Hey, you! You look strong. We're allied now." and then Japan just sort of appeared. -shrug- Not that exciting.
2p!Italy: -having a knife game contest with 2p!England-
2p!Germany: -sweats- He has a short temper. I learned the hard way that sneaking up on him is really a terrible idea.
Iggy: -reading history papers-
2p!America: -looking over her head at the papers- The Renaissance?
Iggy: I have school tomorrow and history in first period. Leave me alone!
2p!America: Since the Confederate is nowhere to be seen, we sort of need your powers for the dares. Make some people suffer! Come on!
Iggy: I'm going to hit you.
2p!America: -bleep- yeah! That's the spirit! -whacked in the face- Geez, you hit good for someone so tiny...
Iggy: I'm 5'2 you douche. Anyway, -puts away papers- powers, switch!
Prussia: -suddenly very quiet-
2p!Prussia: -slides over to 2p!Hungary- Heeey, you're pretty cute for someone as cool as me!
2p!Hungary: Wow, you're talking! :D
2p!Austria: STOP THAT.
2p!Hungary: Never! :)
Hungary: Prussia are you alright?
Prussia: -silence-
Austria: This is good.
Hungary: Hmm... I know how to get him to talk! -drags Prussia away- I'm going to put you in some of our female officer uniforms!
Prussia: -quiet look of distress but goes along with it-
Iggy: Alright! Powers, switch!
America: -eyes turn red- Whoaaa I think I just grew like half a foot!
2p!America: -eyes turn blue- What just happened? -sees America- Whoa, there's two of me?! Cool!
America: No, there's two of me! And one is tall!
2p!America: Wait... Oh god, we're in the wrong bodies! I saw a movie like this once!
America: -looks down pants- Nice.
2p!America: STOP THAT!
America: Sheesh, Porkchop! You really got something going down here!
2p!America: AL!
Iggy: While that occurs, we're going to move on! -hands mp3 player to 2p!Italy since my goddamn phone was eaten by the goddamn football field at goddamn school-
2p!Italy: -dark grin- Yes, this is my new theme song. -looks at 2p!Germany- I want it to play every time I enter the room.
2p!Germany: On what?
2p!Italy: That's for you to figure out!
Iggy: Anyway, time to go into the movie room! Come on, everyone! Al, stop staring at your new -bleep- for five seconds. -shooing-
-several weird commercials later-
Everyone: -staring at Japan-
Japan: -sweats- I am not in charge of my country's TV programming.
Iggy: Moving on! So, you know that dance I taught everyone yesterday?
Italy: That was fun! Except for the shocky floors. That hurt!
Iggy: Well, Italy, -arm around Italy's shoulder- You and your 2p get to do that dance again! Only you do the partner version. -shows them- Go on! You can do it!
-one dance later-
Iggy: Nice! Now Italy, watch this!
Italy: -watching- Holy Rome... -crying-
Iggy: heheeh! Suffering! Now, where the heckie is South? -wanders off and comes back after a while- I can't find him. Whatever. Anyway, Oliver, come here!
2p!England: Yes?
Iggy: -shows him the dance- Do it, or shocky floor.
-a long process and a dance later-
2p!England: I'm done, right?
Iggy: Yup! I didn't feel like trying to dress you up so we're good! Now, everyone into the movie room again!
Everyone: -grumbling, does it-
Iggy: Watch!
Everyone: -does- -gets nervous about the dedication of some fans-
Iggy: Haha! Now, while we're having fun, let's do the other one we didn't get to last chapter!
WooHoo! Drunk nations. haha, love this fic.
Dares:
Germany, let someone write a word on your forehead in permanent marker. (this could be really funny to see what happens if one of the drunk nations do this)
Italy, do the macarena whenever your brother swears.
France, say the words "in bed" after everything you say for the rest of the chapter
Truths:
America, what would be the perfect date with someone you like?
England, what is the most embarrassing thing you ever done?
Prussia, say one story from when Germany was little that may embarrass him.
Austria, who do you love more, Prussia or Hungary?
Scotland, no being mean to England. Why didn't you raise him like a good big brother?
hmm, that is all for now. keep up the awesome fanfic :)
-Vampchick2010
Germany: But- -tackled and held down by 2p!Prussia-
2p!Prussia: -giggling- -draws a -bleep- on his forehead- Hahaha!
Germany: -loudly sighs-
Romano: What the -bleep- kind of dare is that?
Italy: -does the macarena- Why!?
Iggy: I love being able to force you guys to do stuff!
France: -loud sigh- This sucks. In bed.
Iggy: -snort laughter-
2p!America: Well, uh, I'd like to be in my own body, for one- AL, STOP TAKING PICTURES OF IT.
America: As long as it bothers you, I'm gonna keep doing it!
2p!America: I'm going to punch you. Anyway, I'd like to go to get something to eat, like, my favorite is McDonald's, but they can choose since I'm not that picky, and then we go back to my house-
America: NICE.
2p!America: -glares- and we can play video games all night. I dunno. I'm not so into the sex thing. -itches crotch- Al, I think you're diseased or something. I've been itchy since we switched.
America: Aw, don't worry about it. They'll go away in a couple days.
2p!America: -looks- I SAW SOMETHING MOVE! GROSS.
Iggy: Hee hee Al has crabs.
America: Not anymore! Haha!
Iggy: Anyway, England, name the most embarrassing thing you've ever done, or I'll push the button.
England: -sweat- Well, er, my voice didn't really start to get deeper until I was fifteen or so, so there was a time where I worked at a... uh, -sigh- how to make this polite...
France: He worked as an underage male prostitute, and dressed as a girl to blend in more. In bed!
England: -blush- FRANCE!
France: You were stumbling over it, so I had to say it, in bed!
Iggy: Ah, yes. Reminds me of the time I went on a school trip to Seattle and we went on the Seattle Underground tour and learned about prostitution in the city's early days. There was a picture of a certain house's most popular girls, and one of them was actually a guy. So in conclusion, there were a LOT of gay men in early Seattle.
Everyone: -disturbed-
Iggy: Those are the faces I like to see! Now, let's move on! Prussia, let's hear it! Uh... Hang on. Powers switch back.
Prussia: I don't know what just happened but whatever! Alright, so... -smirk- He came into my bed every night until he was fifteen.
Germany: -blush- I DID NOT!
Prussia: Yeah you did! You still sometimes come into my room when your little boyfriend isn't there!
Germany: -shouting in embarrassed German-
Prussia: -cackling-
Austria: -staring at Prussia- I like Hungary better, since she can at least behave civilized.
Iggy: Things are doing great! Let's see... Scotland?
Scotland: Look, the kid was almost ten years younger than me, we were going to war, all that stuff. He was also a pain. And the townspeople all thought he was a witch. So it was best to sort of let him do his own thing.
England: I nearly starved, froze and died of the plague at least three times each!
Scotland: Also you GAVE me the plague!
England: I personally didn't! That was your own fault for ignoring us when we said to close borders!
Iggy: -turns around and sees spider in front of her- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! -spiders ends up on her face- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
2p!America: I'll save you! -smacks book onto Iggy-
Spider: -crawls off into a corner-
Iggy: -gets up, rubbing face- OW. -hits button in anger-
2p!America: -springboarded into fanpit- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
Iggy: Anyway, while writing this I noticed a spider in the corner of my room. I'm sort of scared of 'em so I wrote about how much I hate them. Let's move on! Powers, switch!
America: -eyes turn back to blue- Whoa! It happened again. -looking at self- Hey! I'm back to being me!
2p!America: -eyes turn back to red- Aw, -bleep-... I mean, I like my body fine, I just-
Iggy: You have lice in places you didn't know you had lice.
2p!America: Yeah, pretty much.
Dare:
Romano: APHHetaliaLover the Magician here. From now on you must put a euro/currency-of-what-country-you-are-in. *Throws smoke bomb and runs away*
-APHHetaliaLover
Romano: ...What the -bleep-?
Italy: -does the macarena- Why won't it stop!?
Iggy: Well uh, we're in Seattle, which is in America, so uh... I guess give me $50 and we're good. (I'm doing my best here but sometimes, if you don't speak English too well and use Google Translate, I can't figure it out. Feel free to clarify with a PM if it seems like I don't know exactly what you're asking/daring!)
Romano: -grumbling- -bleep-ing -bleep- -bleep-... -gives Iggy money-
Italy: -frantic macarena to keep up with Romano-
I loved the dares and now mine
France go inside the fangirl pit wearing ear plugs
Prussia say your real true feelings about Canada you have nothing to worry about
Turn England back into a girl
Have South impregnated her
America how many burgers do you eat a day
Have South Italy eat wurst and potatoes
All of you do a benny hill chase scene please
.SP
Iggy: Nice! -gives France ear plugs- Put these in.
France: -does it- WHY THOUGH? IN BED.
Iggy: -pushes button and waves at France-
France: -springboarded- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! -lands- Well, this isn't as bad as I thought it would be, in bed.
Fangirls: -notice him- -screaming-
France: I wonder where that distant shrieking is coming from, in bed.
Fangirls: -grab France from all sides-
France: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! -attacked.
Iggy: Welp. Prussia, let's hear what you'd like to do if Canada wasn't your best friend's kid!
Prussia: -shrug- He's cute. I'd take him to the park and all that mushy girly stuff, but it wouldn't be mushy and girly with him, you know?
Canada: Aww! -kisses Prussia on the cheek- I'll talk to Papa and maybe he'll let us date a little!
Prussia: -blushing- Oh.
Iggy: Al, go find South.
2p!America: Don't tell me what to do- -sees Iggy's hand hovering over the button- Yes, ma'am! -runs off-
Iggy: Powers, girl!
England: -boobs- ...Again?
Iggy: Yup! Now, where's Al with South?
2p!America: -comes back dragging South- He was hiding in the crawlspace under the building.
South: There was no shame there. Just me, God and a raccoon family.
Iggy: Alright, so, South, we need you to go in the closet and have some fun!
South: But-
Iggy: South, throw all your ideals out the window and go have sex with a British woman. -points to closet which England has already been shoved into- Now.
South: -loud sigh- Fine. -goes into closet-
-several minutes later-
England: -sigh- You really have no idea what you're doing in bed.
South: -tired out- I dunno what you're talking about. I thought that was amazing...
England: -sighs louder- No wonder your wife doesn't love you.
South: WHAT!? -runs after Engand out of the closet- SAY THAT TO MY FACE!
England: You are not good in bed at all, and that's why your wife doesn't love you.
South: SHE DOES TOO! -looks at Belarus- Right, Nat?
Belarus: -sweats-
Iggy: Anyway, here, England! -hands pregnancy test-
England: -takes it- HOW?! WE DID IT ONCE!
Belarus: Our child was a wedding night conception.
South: SHHHH. SHHHHHHHHHHH. DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT.
Iggy: Anyway, now you guys know that South is married to Belarus and they have a kid! Let's see... how to get this baby out of England fast... I KNOW! A MONTAGE! POWERS, MONTAGE!
-one quick pregnancy montage later-
England: -gently gives child to fanboys since it's a boy- There we are.
America: I eat like, sometimes five.
England: That's why you're so unhealthy!
America: I'm not unhealthy! Why don't you get on Canada's case? He drinks syrup! Or South? He fries everything!
South: That's because everything is better deep fried!
Iggy: I had some deep fried crab legs once. I don't really like crab, but this was just caught that morning, so it was fresh, and it was deep fried. It was good! Sort of like a chicken nugget only fishy.
South: Mmm... I like seafood. River fishes are better, though. You ever had fried catfish?
Iggy: No, but I've had fresh-caught salmon my whole life! Also homemade Italian and soul food, since that's what my mom knows how to make! Anyway, before we get sidetracked, let's move on!
Romano: I will not touch that -bleep-!
Italy: -doing the macarena- Why brother?
Iggy: Aww, come on! It's actually really good food! You just have a moral thing against it, like South and uh... Obamacare.
South: The government should stay out of our affairs!
Iggy: South, you are a clumsy redneck who lives in a trailer park and is too poor to hire anyone to do any home repairs for you. You should WANT free healthcare.
South: It's my own damn fault if I get hurt, so the government shouldn't be paying for it!
Iggy: -sigh- I'm upper working class, economically, so Obamacare bought my glasses and pays for my birth control!
South: Why are you on-
Iggy: It stops period cramps!
South: GROSs!
Iggy: Oh my god you are so immature. VAGINA.
South: -shreiking-
Iggy: -chanting the word vagina-
2p!America: Welcome to Truth or Dare everyone! Now eat your -bleep-ing German food!
Romano: -makes a big show of taking a bite and then falling over and pretending to die- -bleep- this.
Italy: -does the macarena-
South: -screaming, runs off the stage into the fanpit-
Iggy: CHASE HIM AND SHOUT -bleep- ABOUT THE FEMALE BODY EVERYONE!
Everyone: -chases, shouting at South-
-After a chase montage which involves South diving into the crawlspace, people running into each other and 2p!America having a quickie with a fangirl, spotting South as he reemerges and giving chase-
Iggy: -dragging South by his suspenders- Now, South, read the next review for us.
South: -dirty from crawling all over the place- -huffs- Fine. -LeapReader-
OMG I absolutely loved this chapter! South is my favorite OC I have seen so far :) now I have some truths and dares for some characters Prussia : I dare you to flirt with any country of your choice, and if rejected go in the naughty closet with Russia for 5 minutes South: I dare you to give Canada a hug France : I dare you to eat Souths roadkill and now for some truths! Canada: why are you so quiet? Prussia: ( because you are my favorite) Why is awesome your favorite word? France and England: Do you love each other? Because I am FRUK shipper for life
-I'mDivergent13
Iggy: People like you, South!
South: -eyeing fangirls nervously- Yeah, I can tell.
South fangirls: -there's like twenty of them now-
Iggy: -peering over edge of stage- Those fangirls are scary because they're not afraid to draw and wave your flag around...
South: I ain't afraid to.
Iggy: That's different. You're stupid. Now, Prussia. Flirt.
Prussia: -looks at the rest of the dare- Uh... Better do it with someone who won't reject... -walks up to 2p!America- Whoa, what happened to your face?
2p!America: What?
Prussia: I can't get over it!
2p!America: Uh...
Prussia: It's so perfect, it makes me wonder... did you have a fall, from heaven?
2p!America: Wooooow. That wasn't a good one. But whatever. Closet?
Prussia: Ja!
-a few minute later-
Iggy: I like suffering. He's all yours, Russia.
Russia: -pleased smile- -drags Prussia into the closet-
Prussia: WHYYYYYYYYYY!?
Iggy: South, go hug Canada.
South: -huff- -awkward male hug-
Canada: -awkwardly hugs back- Uh.
Iggy: Alright, so South, now that you've done that, let's go get some roadkill and you gotta prepare it for France!
South: Right! -runs off-
-a while later-
South: -comes back with flat raccoon-
Iggy: Where'd you get that?
South: Huh? Oh. I saw a mama coon get hit by an eighteen-wheeler. I went and got the baby and took the mama to eat. Why?
Baby Raccoon: -peeks out of South's shirt pocket- -small peeping sound-
All the girls: AWWWWW!
Iggy: CUTE! Let's call it something ironically terrifying!
South: Killer.
Baby Raccoon: -peep-
South: Anyway, I usually make roadkills into stew! -cooking-
France: -wrinkles up nose at bowl of raccoon stew- I suppose I've had to do worse. In bed. -eats stew- -looks a bit sick-
Iggy: Alright! Now, Canada, why so quiet?
Canada: I guess because that's just how I am? I'm just not loud, like America...
Iggy: That's as good an answer as any!
Prussia: Awesome is my favorite word because I am my favorite person, and I am awesome, therefore awesome is my favorite word because it is also my favorite person, me!
Iggy: In other news, Local Albino So Self-Absorbed He Literally Implodes on Himself.
England: I do NOT love France!
Iggy: You guys got married last night while drunk.
France: Well that means nothing! In bed!
England: I DO NOT LOVE HIM.
Iggy: Don't worry. I ship them too.
FrUk fangirls: -glare at UsUk fangirls-
UsUk fangirls: -rekindle the war-
Iggy: Well. Uh, that's all we have for today, friends! Check back like, probably after like four tomorrow because I get off school at 2 and then I have to do homework and crap!
I am so glad people like South! Anyway, if anyone cared, my classes are like, AP European History, Biotechnology, Financial Fitness/Economics, English, German, Yoga. Lunch is like, after English. Good times.
