Hello! I got more reviews that said this fic was good, so I'm continuing it. I just want to make it clear that Goku is actually like 5 years old, and he's not an adult. Got it? Good. It's going to be kind of parallel to the real timeline. Like, Goku is eventually going to go SSJ 3 (imagine chapter 241), he is going to meet some of the characters of DBZ (imagine chapters 100 through 600), and… oh, I won't spoil it for you. Heh. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z.





"Huh, so, where is that dining hall again?" asked Goku to himself for the first time, not realizing he had just lost himself in a spaceship that was gigantic, and he had no idea how to get around in it. "I might as well try to find it!" exclaimed Goku, running down the hall again.

"I should probably go right, because left is a dead end, and forward just doesn't seem right. Daddy always told me to follow my gut!" whispered Goku under his breath, turning to his right.

Unknown to Goku, he had just run into the low-level part of Frieza's ship. Most of the smaller arenas like the one Goku had just fought in were next to the low-level section, as the elites reserved the bigger fighting arenas for themselves. Of course, Goku had not yet learned that Frieza's ship was divided into the 3 class sections of low-level, mid-elite, and elite by the color of the lights. Purple was elite for Frieza, White for the mid-elite because they were so nuts that they always broke their lights, and Red for the low-levels because of all the blood low-levels spilled in planet conquests.

"Hmmm, I should probably look in the windows to see if I can find the dining hall." said Goku, looking around to find some windows. The hallways were all dimmed a red color, but Goku was able to see because he was used to the red light from all of the Kaio-Ken's he had used.

"Now let's see, we've reached another fork! Um, forward, left, or right?" asked Goku to himself, wondering if this would keep going on forever. "I think I'll go forward this time." said Goku, running forward. He looked around as he went looking through the windows, trying to find any trace of food or drink. Suddenly, he came into a dark black hallway, and was stunned by the immediate change of color. Unknown to Goku, he had just stumbled into a hallway marked as "The Royalty Hallway".

"I wonder what's in this hallway?" asked Goku to no one in particular. He decided to go left and check to see what was going on. As he walked a 10 year old quickly stepped in front of him, and Goku skidded to a halt about 5 feet in front of him. He had coal black eyes and an evil grin on his face. The hair on his head was parted in the middle and went straight up, much like Trunks' hair when he went Super Saiyan, except it was as black as his eyes. Suddenly, about 10 more boys appeared out of nowhere and surrounded Goku.

"Um, hello!" said Goku, too naïve to know what was going on. "You're the kid who defeated Brolli, I can tell by your stupidity." said the boy in front of him, as the rest of his posse snickered. "We'll make you pay for it. Trust me, you'll be a bloody mess when we're done with you!" he finished, pointing and laughing at Goku.

"You'll most likely be dead!" said another boy, getting into a fighting stance. "Okay, if it's a fight you want, it's a fight you'll get!" said Goku, getting into a defensive position.

All of the eleven boys charged at once, all getting into some kind of offensive stance. Goku just smiled and a red aura appeared around him, and suddenly, as though the fire had been doused with water, Goku disappeared, a red flash appearing where he just was.

"What the hell?" said one of the boys, showing how profanity was clearly something Brolli and his friends used quite often.

Suddenly, Goku appeared about 20 feet back from then, and said his most famous saying, "KAMEHAMEHA!" Goku said quickly, not having the time to power up an extremely powerful blast. All of the boys looked at him with surprised looks, until they were knocked into the wall by the blast.

Before Goku could do any more damage, they all scurried into their separate rooms and tried to lock their doors as quietly as possible.

"Well, that took care of them." said Goku, wiping his hands together. He ran down the corridor, and went to the right this time. He appeared once again in the purplish light, but two guards barred his way.

"No kids in here allowed! I don't even know how you got in brat! NOW GET OUT OF THIS SHIP!" they both bellowed in unison, glaring at Goku. But suddenly, both of their looks changed to surprise, and they both screamed.

"YOU HAVE ELITE ARMOR! BUT HOW!" they yelled, running around in circles. Goku's one shoulder pad proved he was an elite. All other elites with two shoulder pads were so well known as elites that they didn't have to prove it to anyone.

"Well, I guess I can go in! Hey look, it even says this is the dining hall! Oh yeah, I came to the right place!" said Goku happily, walking in to the door while the guards just stood outside, shrieking and running in circles.

"What the heck? Another door!" said Goku, coming to another short hallway. There was a short, green alien standing there (not a Namekian), who seemed to be taking orders.

"Sir? You're an elite? NO WAY!" he said, shrieking like the other two guards, and running into the back room. "Well, I think he put in orders into this control board thingymajiggy. Wait, how do you work it? It's all just buttons!" said Goku, confused by the large, switchboard like object. The alien had actually designed the switchboard in his own language. His species read things by their color, and their sight was extremely good. He just hit the right colored switch, and that was an order.

"I might as well just press every button!" exclaimed Goku, and repeatedly pressing every button on the switchboard. In the process, he happened to hit the "open" button. The door opened, and Goku said, "Oh, I guess I go in now!"

So, Goku walked in happily, prepared for all the food he could possible eat…





HAH! Didn't you like it? I just had to add this part in. I could easily image Goku getting lost in Frieza's ship. Next time, Goku actually does meet Radditz's friends. He also makes a friend of his own! HAHAHA! BUT YOU DON'T KNOW WHOM! Goodbye until next time!