Sooo… since we're stuck with Riku and have nothing to do… I've decided to mix things up!
Riku: Like I wanna be here too…
Me: *rolls eyes*
Roxas: What did you have in mind?
Me: A box!
Riku: A box?
Me: Yep. *takes out box* It's full of random ideas we can use.
Riku: This is stupid.
Me: *sticks out tongue* You're stupid.
Riku: Whatever.
Naminé: How do we use the box?
Me: I just pull out a piece of paper from the box and it has an idea written on it. Okay… first one. Who wants to pull it?
Roxas: I will!
Me: Too bad. Naminé?
Naminé: Sure. Why not? *takes piece of paper from box*
Roxas: What's it say?
Naminé: Giraffes. Submitted by Annah.
Riku: What the fuck? That's so dumb.
Me: Umm... excuse me! Don't talk about my friend like that!
Riku: Whatever.
Me: Naminé… do your stuff!
Naminé: You do it.
Me: You're the witch.
Roxas: Naminé's a witch!
Me: You didn't know?
Roxas: O.O
Naminé: Someone's slow.
*a giraffe randomly appears*
Me: I saw a giraffe give birth once.
Roxas: Ew.
Naminé: Really?
Me: No shizz.
Riku: There's a giraffe behind us…
Roxas: What- Whoa!
Naminé: *riding giraffe*
Me: *laughs*
Roxas: Wtf?
Naminé: Yip Yip. (A/N: Like from Avatar the Last Air bender XD)
Riku: It looks likes she humping it…
Me: You're such a pervert -_-
Riku: Actually… I think IT'S humping her…
Roxas: No Naminé! You're supposed to have babies with me!
Me: Roxas. She will NEVER love you.
Roxas: *cries in emo corner*
Kairi: Hey guys what are you- Why is Naminé having sex with a giraffe?
Me: Kairi!
Kairi: I repeat. WHY IS NAMINÉ HAVING SEX WITH A GIRAFFE!
Me: Ha ha.
Kairi: It's raping her!
Me: *pervert voice* It's not rape if you like it…
Naminé: Yip yip.
Kairi: Wtf!
Roxas: My girlfriend's being raped…
Me: She's not your girlfriend. Only in 7 Minutes in Heaven. Look up dude. Wrong story.
Kairi: Naminé! Keep your innocence!
Namine: Yip yip.
Me: Where will our magical box take us next!
Kairi: Give it to me! *snatches box*
Me: What are you-!
Kairi: *throws box at giraffe*
Giraffe: *evil glare*
Kairi: O-oh shit.
Giraffe: *charges*
Kairi: Help me! I'm being raped by a giraffe!
Me: *singing* Kairi and Naminé having giraffe babies.
Me: It's not rape if you like it.
Naminé: Yip yip!
Kairi: HELP ME!
