Sooo… since we're stuck with Riku and have nothing to do… I've decided to mix things up!

Riku: Like I wanna be here too…

Me: *rolls eyes*

Roxas: What did you have in mind?

Me: A box!

Riku: A box?

Me: Yep. *takes out box* It's full of random ideas we can use.

Riku: This is stupid.

Me: *sticks out tongue* You're stupid.

Riku: Whatever.

Naminé: How do we use the box?

Me: I just pull out a piece of paper from the box and it has an idea written on it. Okay… first one. Who wants to pull it?

Roxas: I will!

Me: Too bad. Naminé?

Naminé: Sure. Why not? *takes piece of paper from box*

Roxas: What's it say?

Naminé: Giraffes. Submitted by Annah.

Riku: What the fuck? That's so dumb.

Me: Umm... excuse me! Don't talk about my friend like that!

Riku: Whatever.

Me: Naminé… do your stuff!

Naminé: You do it.

Me: You're the witch.

Roxas: Naminé's a witch!

Me: You didn't know?

Roxas: O.O

Naminé: Someone's slow.

*a giraffe randomly appears*

Me: I saw a giraffe give birth once.

Roxas: Ew.

Naminé: Really?

Me: No shizz.

Riku: There's a giraffe behind us…

Roxas: What- Whoa!

Naminé: *riding giraffe*

Me: *laughs*

Roxas: Wtf?

Naminé: Yip Yip. (A/N: Like from Avatar the Last Air bender XD)

Riku: It looks likes she humping it…

Me: You're such a pervert -_-

Riku: Actually… I think IT'S humping her…

Roxas: No Naminé! You're supposed to have babies with me!

Me: Roxas. She will NEVER love you.

Roxas: *cries in emo corner*

Kairi: Hey guys what are you- Why is Naminé having sex with a giraffe?

Me: Kairi!

Kairi: I repeat. WHY IS NAMINÉ HAVING SEX WITH A GIRAFFE!

Me: Ha ha.

Kairi: It's raping her!

Me: *pervert voice* It's not rape if you like it…

Naminé: Yip yip.

Kairi: Wtf!

Roxas: My girlfriend's being raped…

Me: She's not your girlfriend. Only in 7 Minutes in Heaven. Look up dude. Wrong story.

Kairi: Naminé! Keep your innocence!

Namine: Yip yip.

Me: Where will our magical box take us next!

Kairi: Give it to me! *snatches box*

Me: What are you-!

Kairi: *throws box at giraffe*

Giraffe: *evil glare*

Kairi: O-oh shit.

Giraffe: *charges*

Kairi: Help me! I'm being raped by a giraffe!

Me: *singing* Kairi and Naminé having giraffe babies.

Me: It's not rape if you like it.

Naminé: Yip yip!

Kairi: HELP ME!