Disclaimer- Sadly I still don't own PoT. I really want a Rikkai jersey though. It looks so cool xDD.
Warnings- Crack, cursing, Niou, weirdness...
Rating- the same
Thanks yous to forgotten hyoshi(bromide is like a card collection of the PoT characters looking so pretty xD), PixieStix110, ooRyuuseioo, blupenguin15, Immortal Wifey, Shaman of the Fire, ChibiYagyuuHiroshi (What else would Ohtori be? ;D), and endlessy for reviewing. You people pwn.
Also thanks yous to PixieStix110, AnuneFan412, Silent Slayer 2000, and blupenguin15 for reviewing my crack oneshot Jackal's Sercret 'Life'.
And BIG thank yous to people who read this story :D
I'm sorry if I haven't been updating lately...I've been having writer's block (curse you!!). Let's started shall we?
"Where's Niou anyways?" Hiyoshi asked getting up.
"He said he was going to the bank." Yagyuu replied.
"Doing what?"
"...IDK."
"...Okay...Don't EVER do that again..." Oshitari said looking at Yagyuu as if he had a shark for a butt.
"...W/E."
"Oshitari-sempai...I think it's best if we back away. VERY SLOWLY..."
"...Forget that..."Oshitari said backing away. "RUN!"
And they ran off into the distance.
"Weirdos." Yagyuu said straightening his glasses.
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"...Soo...How are we going to catch Niou?" Shishido said.
"I know! I know!" Gakuto said jumping up and down. "We-"
"NO!" everyone shouted.
"Fine."
"Yukimura. What do you think?" Sanada asked with sparklies in his eyes.
"...Hmmm..."
"Why does he always get to think up of a plan?!" Gakuto shouted pointing at Yukimura (gasp!)
"Oh no you didn't!" Kirihara said snapping.
"Oh yes I did!" Gakuto yelled snapping back.
While these two were yelling at each other and snapping, Sanada couldn't really take it anymore. SO he walked up to both of them and backhanded them WITH BOTH HANDS. The left hand for Gakuto and the right for Kirihara.
"Dude! That like flipping hurt!" Gakuto yelled.
"You're lucky you got my left."
"HEY! I'm supposed to be the lucky one around here!" Sengoku said.
"Would you like one too?" Sanada said flexing his hand.
"On second thought..."
"BACK TO THE PLAN" Marui announced. "You know where we capture Niou and take his money?"
"Oh yeah..." the crowd said.
"Just wondering...where's Jiroh?" Jackal asked looking around.
"...I think we accidently left him in the water..." Dan said scratching his chin with his flipper.
"I FEEL THE RHYTHM!!" Kamio shouted.
"...Okay. The next time he does that," Shishido said angrily, "We're shoving him in a broom closet."
"Shishido-san! That's so mean!"
"It's okay Ohtori." Yukimura said giving him another "Be inspired" smile.
"...Okay..." Ohtori said looking inspired again.
"How do you do that?" Gakuto asked.
"I have my ways Gakuto."
"That's not an answer."
Sanada looked like murder. Gakuto noticed this and quickly said, "Let's look for Niou shall we?"
"I just said that 5 minutes ago!" Marui said angrily. "Doesn't ANYBODY listen to me?!"
Just then Jiroh came running out of nowhere. "IALWAYSLISTENTOYOU!!" and he started to jump up and down again.
"Anybody besides him?!" Marui muttered.
"...How about if we hire someone?" Kirihara asked.
"To track down Niou?"
"Yeah. Like a dog or something."
"Kirihara if its a dog it's something." Jackal corrected.
"First you're a prude and now you're Renji-sempai!" Kirihara said. "What the hell?!"
"Now. Now Kirihara." Yukimura said gently. "What did Genichirou and I say about being mean to your teammates?"
"That it disrupts 'team unity'." Kirihara said dully.
"Exactly. You have to be nice to your sempais. You understand?"
"...Yes."
"I FEEL THE RHYTHM!" Kamio shouted again.
"Shishido you can shove him in the closet now." Sengoku said pointing at a random closet door that just HAPPENED to be there.
"Gladly." Shishido said picking Kamio up and throwing him into the closet.
Ohtori didn't say anything because he was still inspired.
"Nfu nfu...did I hear someone saying they need help tracking down someone?" a voice said.
"OMIGOD WE'RE SURROUNDED BY GHOSTS DESU!!" Dan yelled and then suddenly his headband fell over his eyes, "AND THEY ATE THE SUN DESU!! OH NOES DESU!!"
Everyone stopped for a moment and watched Dan scream and spaz because it was SO FUNNY. Then Ohtori snapped out of his 'inspired' stage and helped Dan calm down.
"Thank you Ohtori-san desu!" Dan said after he calmed down. Then he just happened to bump into the voice from earlier. Everybody had to shield their eyes from all the PURPLE they saw.
"...So yeah..." Gakuto said shielding his eyes. "Who are you?"
"I'm the PURPLE PRINCE." and then a beam purple rose up into the air.
"...Right..." our volleyball players said.
"I think you're Mizuki from St. Rudolph." Sengoku said.
"...It's that noticable?"
"Well...YEAH...I mean you're only person who would actually wear THAT much purple in public." Kirihara said annoyed.
"Anyways." Mizuki said ignoring Kirihara. "I'm going to help you track down this Niou of yours."
"He's not 'ours'" Sanada said squinting. "We just need something from him."
"Well you can borrow my duck." Mizuki said pulling someone who suspiously like Yanagisawa. IN A DUCK COSTUME.
"I'll help you track him down DANE!" Yanagisawa said flapping his wings.
"...Is it me or do you want Kamio back?" Shishido muttered to Sengoku.
"...Totally."
"I sense him DANE!" he said. "He's coming here DANE!"
"...So where did we leave Kamio?" Marui said casually to Jackal.
"In a closet somewhere I believe."
But suddenly true to word, the trickster happened to walk into them. The volleyball players could really tell that he spent that money. He had expensive jewelry and clothes. He also had a pony following him.
"Yo!" Niou smirked.
"...Yo?" everyone else said uncertainly.
"...What's with the pony?" Gakuto said.
"Oh..Mr. Snuffles?" Niou said while petting him. "He looked cute so I bought him."
"..."
"ATTACK!" Marui yelled.
And the group of volleyball players (excluding Ohtori, Yukimura, and Sanada) jumped on Niou, but suddenly they all hit something they couldn't see and bounced off.
"What the fuck was that?!" Kirihara said while rubbing his head.
"I'm called 'the trickster' for a reason dumbass."
"I'm not a dumbass!"
"Sure?"
"...No."
"Whatever." Niou said walking off into the distance with his bling and his pony.
"HEY! I WANT MY MONEY!" Gakuto yelled while running at Niou and again he hit something and bounced off. "I think its an invisible wall..."
"NO DUH!" everyone else yelled at Gakuto.
"So..umm how do we get out?" Ohtori asked timidly.
"Nfu nfu..."Mizuki said while twirling his hair with his fingers, "I have a plan."
"He has a plan DANE!"
"I'm going to shoot that duck.." Shishido muttered.
so here's today's chapter.
Like I said in Jackal's oneshot, I'm going to write oneshots for all the Rikkai characters. blupenguin15 wanted me to Marui next and I'm working on that and a sequel to Oh God, Sanada. but at the same time I have writer's block..(CURSE YOU)
thanks for reading :D
reviews plx
