A.N. Heyy I'm happy that I decided to continue. I've gotten a lot of good reviews and since its summer I will update a lot now! Yay! Thanks for being faithful! Enjoy the story! Oh and my goal is to write 3 pages per chapter!
Fang: Say it.
Me: NOT A CHANCE BUDDY!
Iggy: JUST SAY IT!
Me: NADA!
Fang: Say it or I will kill Iggy!
Iggy: JUST SAY IT NATALIE! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! IM TOO YOUND TO DIE!
Me: Fine…
Disclaimer: All rights go to JP, yada yada yada…. I'm done.
Fang and Iggy: Thank you.
Me: Stop talking and let them read! Gosh!
Lastly on Forbidden: Anyway I got "lost" and just decided to go home. I hoped on my bike and veered out of the parking lot. What an interesting first day.
(Fangs POV)
Max just left me standing there, totally dumbstruck. Wow, someone has a short temper. Then I heard the grumbling of a motorcycle, muted by the brick walls.
I walked down to the office and as soon as I saw that Max wasn't there I just knew she ditched. Of course, (sigh).
A really fat woman with repulsive make-up on, told me to take a seat in the principles (quote) headquarters (end quote). Our principle was actually pretty cool.
He had that beach-y kind of look. Really tan with light blonde hair, in his 30's probably. His office was painted light blue and had pictures of surfers on it.
Not that I would know from being here a lot, pfft where did you get that crazy idea- alright, alright I was kind of a regular.
Anyway I stepped in and the principle told me to take a seat. "Ok Nick- oh I mean Fang, sorry, what have you done this time." He said it with an amused smile on his face.
I said in a monotone voice "I was impolite to my teacher." He seemed to process it.
"Biology, right?" I nodded. "Bout time bro, someone should have told that old stick in the mud off years ago!" I smiled at his childish behavior.
Well it was a smile to me and a smirk to other people. "Get outta here dude. But since schools almost over anyway I give you permission to leave early."
Yup I really liked our principle. I thanked him and left the office.
Maybe I should have told him about Max, but Max would have ripped my head off and I like my head attached to my body, thank you very much.
Then I heard the most horrible noise behind me.
Lisa.
Why must she find me all the time? I swear she has a chip planted in my head because she always knows where I am. But god knows she's way too stupid to be a physic.
I turned around. (Silently praying)
"Hi fangy-kins! Are you leaving? Aw we have gym together and I even got my shorts customized." I looked. Oh for all that is good and holy in this world, they were bedazzled.
They said F+L=Love. And they were so short that they could pass for underwear. EW.
"Those are very, um, how to put this gently. Slutty. And I don't like how it says that thing on your butt, the F+L thing. It's plain stupid. And not true!"
That's what I wanted to say so badly. "Their nice, very you." That's what I really said. I wonder what she's gonna say when I break up with her, eventually. Ha. I know I'm such a mean boyfriend.
I just walked away, even though she was yelling for me. "Fang come here or I will break up with you!" She screeched in her overly annoying voice.
I made a big mistake just then.
I turned around smiling and said "REALLY!" like a kid who's mom said that he can get a piece of candy. Oh I was in for it now.
She way beyond livid. Her face was so red it matched her *cough artificial cough* hair. "You want to break up?" she sounded close to tears.
"Yes Lisa, your mean, slutty, rude, you feed off others misery and you're as dumb as a post. And I know you have been cheating on me. So bye." I turned on my heel.
"Well Sam is a much better kisser anyway!" I turned the knob with a final wave and saw Lisa, who looked like a constipated cat. I'm happy that I finally got to break up with her.
(Max's POV)
As soon as I got home I went to my roof, extended out my wings and was about to take off when I saw Iggy approaching the house. Aw crap.
He knocked on the door loudly, seeming excited about something.
Oh lord if he set off a bomb… "Max this is really important and funny you have to come here!"
I swiftly went down the steps and opened the door. "What's up, Ig?"
"Fang broke up with Lisa, and she had to go home because she had an emotional meltdown. I nearly peed myself watching the whole thing!" I pictured it in my head.
Lisa's eyes and face were red so she looked like she dyed her whole face a cherry color and Fangs face was full of relief. "Oh my god, that's hilarious. She must have been so upset. I kind of feel bad for her."
I couldn't say that last part with a straight face. Iggy and I were cracking up but then the most unexpected thing happened.
Fang came over. "Watcha guys laughing about?"
Haha CLIFFY! And I won't update if I don't get more than 5 reviews. But until then please enjoy this virtual gum *hands it out to everyone*
Me: Fang tell them to review. *kicks Fang in shin*
Fang: *Says in strained, hurt voice* Please review!
Me: WITHOUT THE ATTITUDE MISTER MAN!
Fang: Please review this wonderful story blah blah blah.
Me: Alright missy, I've had enough of the 'tude! Be nice or say hello to my friend Mr. Rope!
Fang: Ooh I'm so scared!
Me: *ties Fang to tree and pulls out taser*
Fang: What the- Where did you get that?
Me: I keep it handy for hoodlums like you.
Fang: *Whispers* Natalie was dropped multiple times on the head when she was a baby- *screams like a girl* AHHHH SHE HAS A TASER!
Me: *growls* Now tell them to review in a pleasant tone! Or I'm gonna open up a can of kick ass on you!
Fang: PLEASE REVIEW IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET TASED!
The saga shall continue…
Haha ok if you didn't get the message up there than please review. Thanks bye!
Fallen angel vamp 17 OUT! Love you all!
