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Dear Matt:

I kind of hate you right now, I don't know why.

Mello.


Dear Mello:

:'( W…well, right back at you.

Wounded Matt.


10 minutes later…


Dear Matt:

Why is Near gnawing on my hair?

Confused Mello. (But not too confused to be angry with you)


Dear Melly Smelly:

I paid him to.

Enjoy.

Matt.


Dear Mello:

Nomnomnomnomnomnom.

Near.


A few hours later…


Dear Mello:

Why in the digital world is Near hanging from the ceiling and throwing rotten strawberries at me?

Help!

Matt.


Dear Matt:

I paid him double price.

And that's how revenge goes.

Don't worry, you'll learn someday.

Mello.


Dear Mello:

I was going to eat those strawberries.

Prepare yourself for a very painful death.

L.


Dear Near:

You backstabber!

Matt.


Dear Matt:

I apologize, but I needed the money for my new action figure.

Near.


Dear everyone (especially L and Mello, coz Near just doesn't do anything, well, except for throwing rotten strawberries at me –yeah, he's still doing that-)

Just Chill, dudes.

Matt.


Dear Matt:

Put a sock in it, will you?

L and Mello.


Dear L:

Can you please kill Matt and Near for me?

I'll leave all my chocolate inheritance for you.

Mello.


Dear Mello:

Chocolate? I'd lov..uh..that is very wrong, Mello.

However, I have a piece of advice for you.

If you can't beat them, join them.

L.


Dear L:

We took your advice and we're now BFFs!

We even braid each other's hair and all!

Mello, Matt, and Near.


Dear successors (Minus B):

What about pillow fights?

L.


Dear L:

We do that.

Matt, Mello and Near.


Dear MMN:

Shopping?

L.


Dear L:

Hellz yeah! We bought THE most awesome shoes the other day.

MMN.


Dear MMN:

Manicure?

L.


Dear L:

Yup!

MMN


Dear MMN:

Makeup?

L.


Dear L:

We keep it to the minimum, we already have natural beauty.

MMN.


Dear MMN:

Hmmm..okay I can support that. Not that it's going to be a distraction from you becoming competent enough to succeed me. Maintaining world peace and the endless production of twinkies is no biggie, you don't have to trouble yourself with that. Don't let it interfere with your new life. I can live without twinkies..I'll be fine. I'm okay.

L.


Dear Watari:

Comfort lollies, hippo plushie, cow blanket NOW.

L.


Dear Watari:

Why aren't you freaking replying?

L.


Dear Watari:

If you don't get me those things right now, I will release the nuclear bombs.

L.

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And that, my friends, is how the world ended, no meteors, no earthquakes, no meltdowns, no alien invasion, just a very angry, plushie-deprived detective.


BB is gonna be the star of the chapter after the next one. Yep, I DO listen to you dear readers. I'm sorry it will be so late, but I can't add it now because it won't fit the baby plot I've created :P Wait for the updates and I hope you liked this one!