Chapter 7: Revenge of the Red Bull King PART 1
All the shades were down and there was a single small lamp was hanging down from the ceiling. All the kids were sitting around a green table. They were playing poker.
"I fold."
"I fold."
"I fold."
"Uuuu,"
"Come on Twilight, are you going to fold or play." asked Digger
"Um, hit me." asked Twilight. "Shoot, dang, drat, CRAP! I mean... oo hoo."
"Okay, lets see what you have." said Digger.
"Darn, I was bluffing."
"Ha ha, I- wait, you got flush!" Digger yelled as he stood up and ran his wing over the cards. "You do this every time!"
"Heh, heh, suckers!"
When they were finished picking up, they over herd Soren and Bubo talking.
"Should we pick up that hitch hiker?" asked Bubo.
Twilight ran up to the windshield. "Hey, that looks like Coryn!"
"Your right!" exclaimed Bubo
As they got closer, Coryn had golden Mickey Mouse ears hat on, with a light blue Hawaiian shirt on and a over loaded suitcase with a build-a-bear head sticking out.
As soon as they stopped, Eglantine jumped out and hugged Coryn. "CousinCoryn!Weresogladtseeyou!Comeinside,I'llshowyouyourbed!!!!!!!!!"
"I can see she's excited to see me." said Coryn as he penguin walked into the R.V. with Eglantine dragging behind hanging onto his ankle.
After Coryn put his luggage on his bed, he went to go have a talk with Soren.
"*Sniff, sniff*. I smell..." said Digger as he followed the scent with his nose to the ground. It lead him to Coryn's suitcase. (This can't be good.) Digger lifted the lid.
"ENERGY DRINKS!!!!!" He yelled. Surprisingly, no one heard him. It was chocked full of Red Bull. He popped one open. He downed it in one gulp. And another. And another until they were all gone. Digger started bouncing up and down and he had neon colors the shape of swirls and stars were in his eyes. Hoo Boy.
Digger flew out of the room like a missile. He crashed into about everything he could.
"Bubo, pull over now!" yelled Soren. He got out the straight jacket and captured Digger. Soren walked outside with Digger in his arms and through him in the trunk.
*Crash! Clunck! Clink! Bang! Pop! Fiizzz!*
Once Soren got Digger to stop thrashing, he went back into the R.V. and they started up the road.
"Exactly how many Red Bulls did you have in there?" Soren asked.
"You mean how many I could fit in there. About forty" answered Coryn.
"Then he should be like that until next morning" said Soren
Later that night, someone ran across the parking lot dressed in black. The owl got out two plastic spoons. Some how the spoons didn't break and he drilled his way through the cement of the parking lot and up through the tile in the store. He rushed to the refrigerated section and drank all the all the energy drinks in the store. Not only the Red Bull, but Monster and others.
"MMMUUUHHHAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!MMMMMMUUUUUUHHHAAHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In the morning, Digger got out of bed and went inside to go watch TV. Instead of watching cartoons, he was forced to watch the news because something "important" happened.
"A owl broke into a convenience store off of exit 123 and at the corner of Cesar Chavez way and Martin Luther King Jr. blvd." said the news anchor.
A police chief was on the screen now. "The burglar got in by drilling a hole in the ground with plastic spoons. It seems like he was only interested in the energy drinks."
The two words echoed through the RV. Everyone turned to Digger who was messily eating a breakfast burrito and slurping a juice box. "Gobble, gobble, sluuuuuuurrrrrrppp, snarf." He looked to everyone staring at him. "What?"
Twilight turned off the lights and shined a flashlight in Digger's eyes. "We know you did it. There's no denying it."
"Did what?"
"Broke into that convenience store."
"Which one?"
"The one on the news."
"What news?"
Twilight slapped his fore head. "Listen up bub, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. My assistant Martin will be the Bad Cop. Thus, I will be the Good Cop."
Twilight started. "Please tell us who broke into the connivence store last night?"
"No." Digger said flatly.
"NOW!" yells Martin.
"No."
10 minutes later...
"Please?" asks Martin.
"Now!" yells Twilight.
Digger giggles.
"What!!" shouts Twilight.
"Martin started as the bad cop and he's the good cop and your the bad cop. you swapped about 10 minutes ago."
"Whatever. Just tell us you did it, NOW!" Martin slammed his fisted onto the table.
"See? You just switched again." Digger pointed out.
"I clearly see this isn't working. We're going to bring out the heavy artillery. And if that doesn't work then you'll be sent strait to the army where you'll be sent to the latest military quagmire. Where will it be? North Korea? Iran? Anything is possible with commander coocoo-bananas in charge!" said Twilight sarcastically.
"So, what's heavy artillery?" asked Digger.
"The heavy artillery is..." Twilight paused when Martin came over and whispered some thing in his ear.
"Darn. New plan, the first one was illegal. Martin, how many steroids do we have?" asked Twilight. Martin handed him a bottle of steroids.
"Are you boys sill playing in her- WHY DO YOU HAVE STEROIDS???!!!!! Yelled Soren.
"Ummm..."
"There will be no drugs in this house hold- er R.V."
"Do want the credit card bill for those?" asked Martin.
"Ye- wait, you used my credit card for these!" screamed Soren.
"Ummm, I mean for the water bed."
"Why in the world would you buy a water bed?!"
"Um, I mean- er let's pretended we never had this conversation."
"Agreed. But I'm still going to have to confiscate the steroids."
"Aaauuuuuwwwwww."
All the kids were all in the back room lying on the beds.
"We got the steroids taken away." said twilight gloomily.
"Crud. And we didn't even show Moss what we do with them." said Ruby.
They looked at a very cheerful Moss.
"&*#" said Moss.
"We got to get him to stop saying that." said Gylfie.
"&*#"
At that moment Soren came into the room.
"Who's swearing?!" he demanded.
"&*#"
They all looked at Moss. Soren took a very deep breath.
"All. Grounded. 1. Month."
"UUUGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!"
