FateDistortion

-Unknown Location-

Shirou Emiya was curious as to where exactly he stood, all he knew was that there was something...something close by.

"Where is this place?" the redhead asked no one.

"..." Silence filled the space.

The high schooler stood still and shifted his gaze left and right hoping to hear the answer to his question.

"Grrr..." strange, guttural noises started coming around from three different sides.

"?" the teenager trembled against the site.

Standing right in front of Shirou Emiya was a fearsome creature, skin black as the shadows of night, eyes as red as blood and teeth as menacing as death's scythe, and to top it off, the creature had three canine heads.

"Oh what fresh hell have I walked into now?" the redhead cursed, "I think this dog can kill me effortlessly."

"Back away foul beast!" a commanding voice roared.

"Sa-Saber!" Shirou gasped, "What's going on here?"

"Hmph, so you think your might can stand against the Lion of Olympus?" Saber boasted, "have at thee!"

With an incredible display of inhuman strength, the great hero grappled with the three headed beast and matched blow for blow.

...

-Emiya Residence-

"Gahh!" Shirou Emiya shot out of his futon.

And in no waste of time, the formidable stature of the Servant Saber appeared on the scene.

"Master, are you all right?" the Servant inquired.

"I'm fine...I think," the redhead calmed down.

Light footsteps accompanied by panting grew louder wit each moment.

"Senpai, are you a-" a purple-haired girl arrived on the scene, "wow Victor-san, I didn't know you could run so fast, I thought you were at the dojo."

"Of course, in Greece, we do things more exciting than this everyday!" Saber gave a hearty laugh.

"What kind of hobbies do you have anyway!" Shirou sat with his mouth agape.

"Running, hiking, pankration, and adventuring!" Herakles eyes shone as he reminisced about his past life.

"Pankration?" Sakura intoned.

"It's more well known as MMA outside Greece," the Servant elaborated.

"Isn't it really brutal?" the girl asked worried.

"No, our version is more awesome and cleaner," the Greek added.

"Okay..." a bead of sweat dropped from the purple-haired girl's face.

"So, another day of school huh?" Shirou complained as he stretched his arms.

"Looks that way," Saber smiled at the youth, "another boring day for you."

"Don't say that to senpai," Sakura huffed, "he'll fall right back to sleep."

"I'm kidding," Heracles jokingly raised his hands in surrender.

"Alright then," the purple-haired girl toned down, "I'll finish up with breakfast now."

Sakura Matou returned to the kitchen that felt so much like home to her...

"The girl is quite the handful eh Master?" the Servant joked.

"Hey, hey," the redhead countered, "don't say that about her."

"Right," Saber sighed, "anything else you have planned for today?"

...

1 Minute passes...

Hmm...

2 Minutes pass...

Hmmm...

3 Minutes pass...

Hmmmm...

"Oh yeah, I have to meet Tohsaka-san after school today!" Shirou recalled as he confidently exclaimed.

*CRASH*

"What was that?" Heracles turned his head.

"It sounded like something from the kitchen," the high schooler exchanged looks with his Servant.

"Are you alright Sakura-san?" both Master and Servant inquired.

"Oh, I'm alright you two," the girl smiled as she picked up the broken shards.

"You don't have to do that Sakura," the redhead motioned to help the girl.

"It's alright senpai, I have this under control," the purple-haired girl disposed of the broken glass, "you're busy with Tohsaka-senpai today right?"

A deathly aura emanated from Sakura's form...

"Eh?" Shirou stared at his kouhai, confused.

"Oh, I almost forgot," Sakura changed the topic, "I have to go to the infirmary and restock the first aid kit."

"Is that so?" the highschooler raised an eyebrow, "I'll see you later then Sakura-san."

The girl went ahead without another word...

"What just happened?" the Master looked to his Servant for an answer.

"You truly are an incredibly clueless man Master," Saber said disappointed.

"Ehhh!" Shirou answered with a blank expression.

And the day went on...

-End-

*Saber's Stat Sheet(Ideally, this would be in the scenario that his Master would be Illya or Sakura *Rin wouldn't have sufficient mana/prana to summon all of Heracles' Noble Phantasm, Shirou's advantage is his Projection ability allowing him to make the NP's for single use each time* "isn't it sad Shirou?")* (special thanks to mariosonic1 for giving me the general idea, I had to change some things though if its fine with you.)

Alignment: Lawfully Good
N. Phantasm:
Strength: A
Agility: B
Mana: B
Luck: B
Endurance: B
Class Skills:
Magic Resistance: A
Riding: C
Personal skills:
Battle Continuation: A
Bravery: A+
Divinity: B
Eye of the Mind (Fake): B
Noble Phantasms:

Nemean Lion's Pelt: The pelt is impervious to all man-made weaponry and reduces damage and effects from Noble Phantasms by one rank.

Cestus/Cesti: A pair of...gloves that would be more aptly described as small, metallic boulders with sockets for one's hands that could not be wielded by any mere mortal, they possess no special abilities beyond incredible striking power inherent to its physical properties.

Adamantine Mace: A gift to Heracles from his half-brother Hephaestus, this weapon is indestructible and possesses even more power than the Cesti allowing it to perform feats like the destruction of solid stone or even magically erected barriers. *Due to its adamantine composition Shirou can only trace it for a single strike, though with Saber's strength, one blow is enough.