School Days

Chapter 7

Fang's POV

"Me have go?" Maxie askeded Jeb.

"Yes, Max." Jeb said. '"Today they need you."

"How comes you gets me then?" She askeded him.

"Because, I will be running test today." He says to hers.

"You get demote?" I askeded him.

"Do you even know what that means?" Him askeded me.

"It means yous got moveded down." I looked up at him.

"See, Fang smart!" Maxie said, smiling.

"Yeah. No I didn't get demoted. I'm just doing this to day, okay?"

"What evers yous say Jeb." Iggy told him and me and Maxie giggled.

Jeb sighed, walking away with Maxie.

"Bye bye!" Me calls.

"Bye!" Iggy calls too.

We be quite fors a while, cause we no wants to talks. Then Iggy starts talkings.

"You likes Max?" Him askeded me.

"Yeah. Me likes yous too Iggy." Me tells him.

"No Fang, not that kinds of likes." Him says.

"What other kinds is there?" Me askeded.

"You know, when that one racer (Eraser) kisses that lab lady (Whitecoat)." Him says.

"Ew! Me no wants to kisses Maxie. That nasty." Ew. Me and Maxie no kisses. That weirds.

"Me knows. You no haves to kisses. Just likes hers." Him says. "Dos you?"

"Me guesses." Me no know. Iggy weirds.

"You gets married?" Him askeded.

"Whats mar-reed?" Me askeded him.

"When you tells a girl that's you likes her and you no let hers like any othe guys." Him say. "You and Max can get married!"

"Okay. Me askses her when she gets backs." Me tells him. "Iggy? Why you no wants to mar-reed Maxie?"

"Me only like girls with boobs." Then hims giggles.


Aw, theres the Iggy we all know and sort of love but really hate for being a sexist. Review. Please? With dead people on top, and cherries?