As requested by Codex-the-maker, Simon and Duncan try to get Lewis out of his tree craze. Sorry there is a lot of speech but I like to write like that.


"Simon, cut down some of the pink trees and replace them with these saplings and Duncan, check to see if the bees are still working." Lewis bosses us around. Me and Duncan start heading into the trees while Lewis climbs one with a grafter in his hand.

"We have to do something. His craze over trees has gone out of control." Duncan says to me once we're out of earshot.

"Agreed," I take out my flint and steel, "Lets burn this place down." I'm about to light a tree on fire when Duncan stops me.

"No no no no no no no no. We are NOT burning anything at all." He said 'not' much more sternly than the other words.

"Then how are we going to stop him?" I try to think of things we could do but most of them involve burning or exploding things. One of my favourite ideas were TNT traps which Lewis would step on so he destroyed the trees. Unfortunately, Duncan said no because it would be obvious it was us who set them.

"I know, we could get him obsessed with something else!" Duncan exclaims.

"Yeah, like what?" I ask, thinking of inappropriate things again, like fire and explosions.

"I could take him to my secret base and show him thaumcraft!" Duncan says as he pretends to be working because Lewis is watching us.

"Secret base?" I never knew Duncan had a secret base. I want to know where it is now so I can see.

"I mean my lab. If we get him obsessed with thaumcraft, he will stop the tree craze." Duncan said before flying off towards Lewis and then to Duncan's lab *coughsecretbasecough*. I chopped down all the trees, especially the pink ones then sat down and ate some Jaffas

After a few hours, Duncan and Lewis return from wherever they went. I stood up to greet them and give them Jaffas. That's when Lewis said,

"Have you got anything with ignis in?" Oh no, this is going to be worse than the tree craze.