Katniss Everdeen, Peeta Mellark and 22 others have updated their location to The Arena.
Peeta Mellark posted on Katniss Everdeen's wall: So, this is it? 60 seconds, and we'll be bitter enemies. Is this what it comes down to? You know the audience will be expecting a show.
Comments:
Katniss Everdeen: Oh bloody hell, I'll give them a show.
Peeta Mellark: Yeah, I was thinking we could add some french kissing in the program, you know, exchange saliva? Make it feel real.
Katniss Everdeen: Maybe a little blood too. That would make it feel real. Peeta?
Peeta Mellark: I'm in love with a monster.
Claudius Templesmith: 60 SECONDS! Starts now! This is it folks. What you've all been waiting for. The start of the 74th Hunger Games! The competition looks fierce with some key characters but the tides have been shifted before, and I have no doubt they will again.
Caesar Flickerman: Yes sir, and the clock is ticking down, mere seconds away from the GONG! Yee hoo, lets take teh camera back to our tributes.
Cato: Unh-unh! Burn baby burn! Feel the thunder! UNH!
Clove: This isn't a grunting contest, Cato! Calm those hormones.
Cato: I CAN'T! Someone is going to die.
Clove: Boys.
Glimmer: *sigh* Girl, tell me about it.
Clove: So it didn't work out between you and Snow?
Glimmer: Well, he said we were a world apart and some thing about my imminent death, but I wasn't really listening, you know? My heart was beating too loudly. I think, I think it's broken.
Clove: Yeah, that's not good. Um, good luck?
Glimmer: I mean, at least we're engaged.
Clove: Wha–
GONG: GONG!
Claudius Templesmith: Okay! That's it, the Games have begun! Many of the tributes are racing towards the tree cover but a few are still here to fight! Let's take a closer look at what's happening.
The 74th Annual Hunger Games' wall:
11 Tributes have closed their accounts.
Comments:
Cato: Get some, get some! That's half of them gone already!
Marvel: No doofus, 8 out of 24 is 1/4th. A quarter of them are gone.
Cato: Uh, no, a quarter is 25. Will you stop messing around? Retard can't even add properly.
Marvel: But–
Clove created the group The Careers.
Comments:
Clove: There, are we all happy? We have a group name, that should form some unity.
Cato: Oooh, what about a slogan?
Clove: Fine, so long as it's appropriate–
Cato: We'll kick you right in the crack!
Marvel: Yes, bro!
Clove, Cato and 4 others have joined The Careers.
Comments:
Katniss: Wait, who's the sixth member? There were five of you. I counted.
Marvel: Well if your counting is anything like Cato's...
Claudius Templesmith: Oh, just thought I'd mention this. Now would be a good time to TURN OFF your location services.
Comments:
Unnamed Tribute: NOOOO!
Cato: Boo yeah, 12 down, 11 to go!
Clove: Yes Cato, you can count, good boy.
Glimmer: Shouldn't we have heard a canon by now?
Marvel: Good job Cato, you didn't kill her properly.
Cato: I DID. GO CHECK THEN.
Clove: Okay, Lover Boy, go check.
Clove: ...
Clove: Oi, Lover Boy, make yourself useful. Go check if she's dead or not!
Peeta Mellark: SHHHHHHUSH. Oh, damn it.
Peeta Mellark sent Katniss Everdeen a private message: Eh-hehe. Sup gurl.
Comments:
Katniss Everdeen: Coward. Backstabber.
Claudius Templesmith: What a sharp change in events! It seems Peeta Mellark, who recently professed his love for Katniss Everdeen, is joining hands with the very people who want to kill her. What are his motives? And what will happen to the star-crossed lovers?
Comments:
Cato: Hey Katniss! Peeta's my bitch now. ;)
