Hey guys, Wensleydale here. This is the preview for the new Season 9 episode of South Park Aargh. Enjoy!
SPA 915. A LOAD OF LOLA
While Cartman starts becoming obsessed with revenge on the new girl in school, everyone in Mr. Garrison's class is fed up with Cartman's sociopathic behaviour and they devise an ultimate plan to stop him.
[The playground, recess. We see all the boys except Cartman at the slide, talking]
KYLE: I'm telling you guys, something has to be done! He is getting worse and worse!
STAN: What do you suppose we should do, dude? We tried explaining it to him, forcing him to stop, even ignoring him. He just turns into a bigger dick every time.
KENNY: (Fuck, maybe I should have taken that ham…)
[Everyone stares at Kenny]
KYLE: [glaring] Dude, you have your standards! How can you take anything from that asshole? It's demeaning!
KENNY: (For starters, my stomach is rumbling and my parents are on the dole.)
CLYDE: What kind of ham was it?
KYLE: [raises an eyebrow] Huh?
KENNY: (Oh, I think Wiltshire, but I could be wrong.)
PIP: Oh, how splendid! That's my favourite!
[Bebe, Milly, Heidi and Esther walk by and stop, hearing the discussion]
CLYDE: Huh. No biggie. I'd stick to our Smithfield.
TOKEN: Really? [raises an eyebrow] Okay…
PIP: It sounds as if you don't approve.
TOKEN: Well… Smithfield is perfectly fine, but if you'd really like to enjoy ham at its finest, try Jamón Serrano. It's generally served in thin slices, but I like it diced.
HEIDI: I heard it heightens the risk of pancreatic cancer.
TWEEK: GAH! Really?! I'll never eat ham anymore in my entire life!
STAN: Um, guys?
CLYDE: What?
STAN: Weren't we gonna do something about Cartman?
CLYDE: Oh, yeah.
CRAIG: [monotone] I am still amazed how at the end of every season we have the attention span of a goldfish.
And we're gonna keep going off on tangents starting Monday, November 10, 2014! Stay tuned!
Cheers,
WDC
