Hey everyone,I finally figured out why Total Drama is so popular. The reason is because of the Children, they crave for fame. And they want to be Famous, just simple as that. Plus we need more Kiddie reality Shows, Grown-Ups get all the credit. Anyways lets start the Chapter.


Chris's Commentary-

"Last time on Total Drama,the Cast finally went crazy. Especially Mike who for today became a Rating Magnet! But not only that, the Cast competed in a Dodgeball challenge that would splatter your Brains,literally! In the Challenge, we had three different Balls,one for Power,one that's like a Boomerang and another that can Block. In the end,The Screaming Deers won again,leaving the Bears to eat of their own and crawl away. That lucky Loser was in fact Dakota! What can I say,she is really useless this Season and to add to that,she stole my Make-up! Zoey the Princess managed to return Mike to his former self with a Hug,I wish I could do that to Chef,Hehe! *A knife gets thrown at him,but misses* Okay,Okay! What will happen today? Who will win a Gold Medal? Who will win a boot out? Find out in this exciting episode of,Total Drama Return Of The Island!''

End Commentary

Confessional

Mike:"I can't believe that what I thought came true! I can't believe that I turned evil and I don't wanna know what I did."

Heather:"Bye Dakota,Have a nice time at the Nail Spa and Hair Salon, and don't worry about the Million,I'll make sure it's nice in my Pocket!"

Noah:"I finally won it for my team,I was pretty sure I was gonna go home if I didn't."

Bridgette:"Is it me or is Mike back? He was all mean yesterday,but now he's nice and "normal" Weird,right?"

Brick:"Since the Platoon is outside today,I figured that I should invite some to excercise with me,I bet Jo would of liked to- Wait what am I saying?"

Dawn:"Chris's challenges are not only hurting us,but nature too. I just wish that the Animals aren't hurt by the Hands of that Man."

Scott:"Mike is back,but that grudge with him and Duncan is not going anywhere any time soon,so I guess Mike will be eliminated soon"

Beth:"Being here so far,ain't that really since I am with Alejandro,but the Duncan's and Scott's make me worry."

End Confessional

Outside Cabins-

Tyler is seen carrying a big Box of Beans back to Owen and Cody.

"I got it"Tyler smirked as he gave the box to Owen.

"This is gonna be good,literally. Hehe!"Owen said as he opened the Box.

"Guys are you sure this good for our Health?"Cody asked.

"I don't know"Owen replied.

"Alright Owen go!"Tyler shouted.

Owen started to gorge down the Box of Beans.

"Go,go!"Tyler yelled.

One Minute Later-

Owen was a mess,he had beans everywhere.

*Burp*

"Nice one!"Tyler smiled.

"I'm glad nothing happened"Cody said as he wiped off his Sweat.

*Owen's Stomach rumbled*

"Uh Oh"Owen said.

"What!?"Cody gasped.

"He's gonna blow!"Tyler yelled.

*Owen let out the biggest Fart known to Man*

"Whoo! I feel better"Owen sighed.

*Cody and Tyler were knocked out*

Noah put down his Book and came over to the Group.

"What's going on over here?"Noah asked.

"Nothing"Owen said like nothing happened.

*Noah sniffed the Air*

"I'm gonna faint"Noah said as he began to fall.

"I got you buddy!"Owen yelled as he grabbed him.

"Nooooo!"Noah yelled.

Confessional

Cody:"Owen is really dangerous,but I love to have him on the Team. I wonder what everyone else is doing?"

End Confessional

The Scene cuts to Mike and Zoey going on a walk.

"So then you started to go after Gwen and got into a fight with Duncan"Zoey said.

"Duncan!? Oh no!"Mike yelled.

"Don't worry Cameron is helping us out"Zoey smiled.

"That's great to know.

*Brick bumped into Mike*

"Huh?"Mike said as he turned around.

"I'm sorry Tom...SIR!"Brick studdered.

"Look Brick I don't know what got into me Yesterday,but I'm better now,okay?"Mike replied.

"That's good to know,because I thought you were gonna be like that forever"Brick sighed with relief.

"Yeah it was just a...um...Phase he was going through"Zoey smiled.

"I see"Brick replied.

"So what do you think the Challenge is gonna be today?"Mike wondered.

"Who knows,with Chris running the Game anything could happen"Zoey said.

"I know,the Sergeant is very strict"Brick remarked.

"Hey Mike watch out!"Zoey warned.

"What-

*Mike walked in a Tree*

"Ow that really hur-

*Deep Breath*

"Who put this Tree here?"Chester asked.

"Hm?"Brick grunted.

"Back in my day,a Tree was a Nickel per Leaf!"Chester yelled.

*Zoey Sighed*

"Where is the Old Folks Home?"Chester asked.

*They stood in silence*

"Don't just stand there,help me get back Sonny!"Chester yelled.

"Yes Sir!"Brick said as he grabbed his Arm and started walking with him.

"Oh Mike"Zoey said as she walked back.

Confessional

Zoey:"It seems even though that I somehow helped Mike get back to normal,his original Personalities still come out when Mike does something wrong. We have to find a way to fix it"

End Confessional

Outside the Cabins-

Duncan and Alejandro are Talking.

"Looks like were on a winning streak"Duncan smirked.

"Yes my friend and I plan to keep it that way"Alejandro replied.

"Hey have you seen Tom anywhere?"Duncan asked as he cracked his Knuckles.

"Actually I believe,Mike is back to his original self"Alejandro said.

"No way,he can't just give something like this up"Duncan replied.

"Duncan I beg you,wait until the Time comes!"Alejandro pleaded.

"Why he already has caused enough trouble!?"Duncan wondered.

"I know,but please wait"Alejandro smiled.

Duncan looked at Gwen who was talking to Bridgette.

"Alright fine"Duncan said.

"That's the spirit"Alejandro smiled.

"Hey I heard that Scott has the Nerd's in a corner,wanna come with?"Duncan asked.

"No thanks,I have some business to take care of"Alejandro smirked.

"Suit yourself"Duncan said as he walked away.

"Hm?"Alejandro smirked as he walked into the Girl's Cabin.

Girl's Cabin-

Bridgette and Gwen was in there talking.

"So that's why we need to get rid of-

"Saying something"Alejandro smirked.

"Ah!"Gwen yelled.

"Why are you in here!?"Bridgette asked.

"I just wanted to talk"Alejandro said.

"Okay..."Bridgette replied.

"Well I'll see you guys later"Gwen said as she left.

"Hey what was she talking about?"Alejandro asked.

"Oh how she wanted to get rid of Heather"Bridgette smiled.

"I see"Alejandro smirked.

"So you wanted to get rid of Heather too,right?"Alejandro asked.

"Yes! I want her out like so much"Bridgette sighed.

''Vengence for your loved one will come soon,but for now we need to worry about bigger targets"Alejandro replied.

"Who is a bigger target than Heather?"Bridgette wondered.

"Will discuss that later,but for now we should get ready,the challenge should be any moment now"Alejandro remarked.

"Um,right!"Bridgette said as they left.

Confessional

Bridgette:"Of course me and Gwen want to get rid of Alejandro and Scott,but if they find out we will be the next ones out the door."

End Confessional

Heather and Courtney are seen sitting down on the Steps of the Cabins.

"Why am I always on a Team of losers!?"Heather yelled.

"Calm down a bit"Courtney said.

"How can I calm down when we are constantly losing?"Heather replied.

"Today we will win"Courtney said.

"Oh so you can see into the future now"Heather said.

"No because we have to,or Me and You will be next out!"Courtney yelled.

"You do have a point"Heather sighed.

*Leshawna came up to the two*

"Who do you want gone on the other Team?"Leshawna asked.

"Alejandro"Heather said proudly.

"Oh please,we all know you love him"Courtney smirked.

"And we all know you love Duncan still"Leshawna smiled.

"Hey!"Courtney yelled.

"But in all seriousness,I want Anne Maria gone"Leshawna said.

"She is not a threat"Heather replied.

"Did you not see what she did with her Hair!?"Leshawna yelled.

"No! And I think we all know who's going home,so lets just stop!"Heather demanded.

"Fine"Leshawna replied.

Confessional

Heather:"It annoying that people still think of me and Alejandro as Boyfriend and Girlfriend,so I must get rid of him to ease this madness!"

End Confessional

*Intercom*"Everyone report to Campgrounds for your Challenge"Chris annouced.

Campgrounds-

Chris had on Olympic Gold medals and was wearing an old Gymsuit.

*Duncan clenched his nose*

"P.U! What died in here?"Duncan asked.

"Oh be quiet,Chef here forgot to wash my Clothes"Chris said.

"Oh don't blame me,and why am I suppose to wash your stinking Clothes any way!?"Chef yelled.

"You're the Caretaker around here-

"I'm The Chef,C-H-E-F,Chef!"Chef yelled.

"Moving on! Today you guys will compete in the Olympics! Wawanakwa style"Chris smirked.

"Yay!"Owen cheered.

"Too Easy"Heather said.

"This is how we are gonna do it,you will reach into a Barrel and pick a Card and one of you from each Team will go against each other."Chris annouced.

"But are team has one less,so it will be uneven"Zoey exclaimed.

"I see,so for the first time in Total Drama History. We will have let one person sit out and they will get a free immunity pass in case their Team loses. So Deers,who is it going to be?"Chris asked.

"I will volunteer"Alejandro said.

"Fine"Chris said as he tossed him the immunity pass.

"Noooo!"Both Gwen and Bridgette yelled.

"What's wrong Ladies? I thought you would be happy"Alejandro replied.

"Of course...were happy"Bridgette gulped.

Confessional

Alejandro:"The only reason why I'm not doing this challenge is because I know if we lose I might be going Home. I knew Bridgette and Gwen was planning something."

Bridgette:"Holy Crap,Alejandro is safe and he probably thinks something is up. Were doomed!"

End Confessional

Chef brought out a Big Barrel with two sides,one for each Team.

"Now everyone from the Screaming Deers pick.

Owen went up to the Barrel and picked.

"Stick Climb"Owen read.

"That sounds unpleasant"Noah said.

"Don't worry buddy,I got this in the Bag"Owen smirked.

"Let's see"Beth said as she digged in the Barrel.

"VolleyBall"Beth said.

"Nice one"Lindsay smiled.

"I hope yours is too"Beth replied.

"Tram-po-line"Lindsay struggled.

"It seems even easy for her"Scott said.

"I know right"Duncan smirked.

"Boxing!"Cody said.

"No! I can't allow Cody to get Beat up,I take his Place"Sierra yelled.

"Okay,Cody pick again"Chris said.

"Thanks Sierra"Cody said as he picked a card.

"Fencing!"Cody yelled.

"It'll be just like a Star Wars Cody,calm down"Tyler smiled.

"Don't you get killed in Star Wars?"Noah asked.

"Oh yeah"Tyler thought.

"Ah!"Cody yelled.

Confessional

Cody:"I hate sharp objects,see this mark on my head? Yeah I ran into a Table end. Ouch!"

End Confessional

Duncan picked his Card and it said "Archery".

"Should be just like a Slingshot"Duncan said.

"Most certainly,now watch out!"Scott smirked as he got his card.

"Swimming!"Scott yelled.

Scott thought back to that Shark was TDROTI.

"AH!"Scott yelled.

"What's wrong with you?"Anne Maria said as she picked her Card.

"Ice Hockey?"Anne Maria said in confusion.

"But it's Summer"Anne Maria exclaimed

"You'll see"Chris snickered.

Next Gwen went up and picked Tug Of War.

"Great!"Gwen shouted.

"It's not that bad,right?"Bridgette asked.

"No it's horrible what if I go against that guy"Gwen said as she pointed to Lightning.

"Don't worry"Bridgette said as she picked.

"Track"Bridgette read.

"I wish I would've got Surfing"Bridgette sighed.

"Alright!"Tyler yelled as he picked.

"Javelin Toss"Tyler smirked.

"Nice"Tyler said.

"You don't know what that even is,do you?"Noah asked.

"No"Tyler sighed.

"Imbecile"Noah sighed.

"Oh look one left"Noah said as he picked it up.

"Wrestling"Noah gasped.

"Are kidding me"Noah said.

"Nope"Chris replied.

"Fantastic!"Noah remarked.

Next the Bears went up to pick.

"The Lightning got Boxing"Lightning yelled.

"Why him"Sierra sighed.

Heather was next and picked Track.

Heather looked at Bridgette, "Can I change mines?"Heather asked.

"No way!"Chris shouted.

"Ggghh!"Heather grunted.

*Bridgette smirked*

"Looks like I have Ice Hockey"Mike sighed.

Mike saw Anne Maria with Ice Hockey.

"Come on Vito,please don't come out"Mike pleaded.

"Izzy's got Volleyball!"Izzy yelled.

*Beth gasped*

"Yes! And Izzy will win!''Izzy yelled.

DJ reached in and got his Event and it said Swimming.

"Nooo!"DJ cried.

"Piece of cake"Scott snicked.

"Where"Owen said.

"Okay,stop doing that"Cody sighed.

"Trampoline?"Dawn said.

"I've never understood how that is a event"Dawn thought.

"Me neither"Chris replied.

*Gasp*"Archery!"Cameron yelled.

Confessional

Cameron:"Duncan! Anyone but him!"

End Confessional

"Tug Of War?!"Courtney said in shock.

"But Gwen's in it"Courtney said.

"Who cares,that means more Drama and Ratings for more torture for you two"Chris explained.

"This is gonna be bad"Gwen sighed.

*Harold hit the Barrel and hurt his leg*

"Ow!"Harold yelled.

"Why would you kick it!?"Leshawna said.

"I was trying to use Ninjutsu"Harold replied as he picked his Card.

"Stick Climbing"Harold read.

"I have to go against Owen,the Human Time Bomb? I refuse!"Harold shouted.

"The Lameosine awaits"Chris said.

"Nevermind!"Harold yelled.

"Move Boy"Leshawna said as she reached in the Barrel.

"Javelin Toss"Leshawna said.

"My turn"Brick said as he picked the "Fencing" Event.

"Time to put my Combat to use"Brick smirked.

"Well I guess I got Wrestling"Zoeysaid.

"I might actually have a chance"Noah smiled.

"Okay everyone lets,get this match underhand"Chris annouced.

Chris pressed a Button on the Screen,Boxing popped up.

"Great"Lightning said.

"Where'd you find room for this in the Budget?"Alejandro asked.

"I used the Million"Chris replied.

*Everyone gasped*

"Just kidding"Chris laughed.

Boxing Ring-

Lightning and Sierra were in different Corners,with Cody with Sierra and Brick with Lightning.

*Cody is seen massaging Sierra's Back*

"I know you can do this Sierra"Cody said.

"Thanks Cody"Sierra smiled.

"Now I don't want you to be to rough"Cody said.

"Oh no! He is going down!"Sierra yelled.

*Cody gulped*

Brick is seen squirting Water in Lightning's Mouth.

"Thanks Brick"Lightning said.

"No Problem,are you sure you can a Girl?"Brick asked.

"Look,me and you both know hitting Girls is wrong but-

Chris interrupted them by getting on the Microphone.

"Are you ready to Fight!?"Chris yelled.

"YEEESSS!"Sierra yelled.

"Okay and get and your corners"Chris said.

The Two got in their Corners in put their Gloves on.

"Go!"Chris yelled.

*Sierra ran at Lightning*

"Ahhhh!"Sierra screamed.

"I can't look!"Cody said as he looked down.

"What the"Lightning said.

Lightning got a Right Hook and an Uppercut by Sierra.

*Cough*"You are as strong as Lightning's Dad"Lightning coughed.

"Take this"Sierra yelled as she reached in.

Lightning dodged it and swung at Sierra,but she Elbowed him and kicked him in the Groin.

"Auuugghh!"Lightning yelled in pain.

Confessional

Brick:"Man Lightning sure is getting beaten up pretty badly by that Girl,I'm glad that's not me down there"

End Confessional

"Give up?"Sierra asked.

"No way! Lightning will never let anyone top him!"Lightning yelled.

"Suit yourself"Sierra smirked as she got out a Cody like Doll and kissed it.

Lightning punched Sierra and she got blown to the Ropes and Lightning caught the Doll.

"Haha!"Lightning laughed.

"Hey give me my Cody!"Sierra yelled.

"No way!"Lightning yelled as he squeezed the Doll.

"Ow!"Cody shouted.

"Hm"Lightning said as he squeezed it again,but harder.

"Owww!"Cody screamed.

*Gasp*"Let go of Voodoo Cody!"Sierra yelled.

"Give up then"Lightning smirked.

"Never!"Sierra screamed.

Confessional

Cody:"A Voodoo Doll!? You've got to be kidding me!

End Confessional

Sierra is running at Lightning for the Doll,but Lightning is dodging her.

"Lightning said give up!"Lightning said.

"I said no!"Sierra yelled.

"Fine"Lightning as he reeled his Fist back.

*Gasp*

Lightning punched the Doll in it's Face.

"Gyaaah!"Cody yelled.

"Okay,okay. I give up"Sierra cried.

"That's the Spirit"Lightning smirked.

Chris went to the Microphone and grabbed it.

"Well it looks like the Killer Bears win this Match."Chris said.

"I have failed you Cody"Sierra sighed.

"It's okay"Cody said.

"Woohoo!"Lightning yelled.

"Nice one Lightning!"Brick said.

"One point for Griffindor!"Chris yelled.

"Seriously?"Lightning replied.

"What? I just wanted to say that"Chris chuckled.

Chris spun the Spinner and it landed on a Track field.

"Time to Track down Bridgette and Heather"Chris smirked.

*Chef shook his Head*

Track Field-

Heather and Bridgette are standing on the White Line,waiting to go.

Confessional

Heather:"I still hate the World for putting me against Bridgette!"

End Confessional

"I'm going to enjoy this!"Heather smirked.

"Sure you are Heather"Bridgette replied.

"Well aren't you Girls getting along"Chris said.

"Ha!"Heather yelled.

"Geez,it's just a joke"Chris snickered.

"Anyways to win you have to run in this Circle and the first one back wins"Chris explained.

"I think we know how to compete in Track"Heather replied.

"But you wanna hear this though,you have to grab a Red Flag Heather and you Bridgette to win. They are hidden along the Track"Chris explained.

"I see"Bridgette replied.

"Anyways,you guys ready?"Chris asked.

"Sure"Bridgette said.

"I'm obviously gonna win"Heather smirked.

"Alright then go"Chris said.

*The two started running*

Bridgette started running faster.

*Heather gasped and then caught up*

"You aren't going to be beat me Surf Girl"Heather glared.

"Look Heather,me and you both know that we hate each other,but at least I keep my Mouth shut"Bridgette said as she ran out of line.

"How dare you?!"Heather yelled.

Bridgette looked to her left and saw her Flag and grabbed it.

"Nice"Bridgette thought to herself.

Bridgette looked back at Heather.

"Wow she's slow"Bridgette said.

Bridgette who just turned around,tripped on a Rock and fell.

Heather ran past her and glared at her.

"Seems like your Fishlegs our catching up with you,Mindless as always,eh Bridge?"Heather laughed.

"Is that why,you left behind your Flag?"Bridgette smiled.

"What!"Heather yelled as she looked back and saw her Flag.

"No!"heather yelled as she ran back to get it.

Bridgette struggled to get up,but was starting to run again.

Both of them were closing in on the Finish Line.

"Who will win?"Chris wondered.

"Hey Bridge,better watch out"Heather said as she stuck her leg out.

"Hey!"Bridgette shouted as she fell down.

"You've lost Bridgette!"Heather yelled.

"No actually you have"Bridgette said as she took out a tape recorder and pressed it.

"I love you Heather"The Tape Recorder played in Alejandro voice.

"Huh!"Heather said as she stopped.

"See you!"Bridgette shouted as she sprinted past her.

*Bridgette crossed the Finish Line*

"No!"Heather yelled.

"Congrats Bridgette,you've won this Match"Chris smiled.

Confessional

Bridgette:"Well it looks like Alejandro is useful,besides being sneaky and a lying Person"

End Confessional

"Let's spin the Wheel''Chris said as he spun the Wheel.

*It landed on Swimming*

"Look's like it's time for Scotty"Chris said.

"But that will be after the break"Chris smirked.

(End)