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Disclaimer: Veronica Roth would probably never write a chapter with Eric's point of view.

Chapter 7

Eric

Dammit why am I such an idiot? Why did I just not chose to fight Four and get over it. Why did I have to say that thing to Tris? Fuck my life, if I live through this I'm going to kiss Four and go zip lining of Hancock building.

"Here's the tutu." Zeke hands it to me and I run into his room to change. I shiver as I get the feeling that this place has been disturbed, maybe not to long ago, a few days actually. After I put it on and walk out to find Zeke smirking at me outside the door.

"You are so dumb for going in there."

"Why?" I glare at him.

"Because our good buddy Four was dared to do 7 minutes of heaven with Tris and they went in there to do it. I haven't gone in since." I shiver and Zeke smirks even more.

"I thought it felt really disturbed."

"I know the thought of Four doing 'it' is rather disturbing."

"I bet it was really smooth," I mumble. For some odd reason today I've been really attracted to Four, maybe because one day when he was in his office I saw him shirtless as I was walking by and one thing led to another and I've been having fantasies. A dumb Erudite, and even a short Abnegation girl has seen things that I haven't seen yet and I've known him longer.

"Dude did you just say what I think you said?"

"What is it exactly that you think I said?" I say defensively.

"Something about Four being smooth. Do you mixed feelings for him too?"

"Guys stop flirting and hurry up." Four steps back into the apartment. "I didn't interrupt something now did I?" He smirks and walks out, I can see that he put his arms around Tris. That lucky bitch.

I turn back to Zeke to only find him in my face. Zeke may be shorter and not that scary to me, but now I kind of want to hide by the look he's giving me. "Dude he's mine, always has been always will be. I know that I have Shauna, but we've been friends the longest and I'm the only one who gets to make fun of him. When were being weird and acting all not like us, he is mine. You hear me Mr." I don't answer him. "I said do you hear me Mr.?" I nod and push him away.

"Zeke just get away from me, I have a few more minutes to live and I rather not spend them with you." I push past him with a sneer and walk out the door where I get to flirt with death.


Everyone is waiting by the chasm with a beer in there hands. "What took you so long?" Uriah says. God I want to punch him, like all the time.

"Well this tutu is a little small."

"Come on man, even Four could fit his fat ass in it." Four hits Uriah so hard he falls to the ground spilling his beer all over himself. I smirk at him because he looks to uncomfortable.

"Four this is a brand new shirt and you made me spill beer all over it." Uriah shakes his head. "Come on man." Then he goes and spill the rest of his beer on him.

"Oh it its on like donkey kong!" Four lunges himself at Uriah, but Tris being the little Abnegation she is gets in the middle of them and stops them.

"Come on guys its Eric's time to die not Uriah's."

"Ouch Tris you don't think I stand a chance against your hunk of meat?" Uriah looks really offended.

"Sorry Uri but no I honestly think you don't." She walks back over to Christina dragging Four behind her.

"The chasm is all yours," Four says gesturing to it. "Don't die."

Those will be the last words I hear before I hang myself in a tutu over the chasm. I walk over to it swing one leg over follow by the other. A series of "Ew's..." are started after I did it. I have a feeling all of my junk was just exposed. I shake it off and grab the lowest rail of the railing another series of "Ews..." happen. Dammit how do girls do this?

"Remember Eric the only way to get out of this is screaming 'Ima Bitch' and then you'll have to scream that for an hour around the whole pit or you can fight yours truly." Zeke informs me.

"Lets just get this over with." I drop my legs down and then I'm hanging from the chasm. Dammit this is harder than I thought. How the hell did Christina do this for 5 fucking minutes? I ignore my pain and grit my teeth. "Dammit." I shout as a wave hits me in the back. I can't take this any longer, its either fighting Four or yelling 'Ima Bitch around the Pit.' Which one will hurt less?

"Ima Bitch!" I shout and Four and Zeke act like they didn't hear anything.

"What's that coward? Did you say something?" Christina yells at me and laughs.

"Ima Bitch okay Ima Bitch I'm done with this shit!" Four and Zeke take their fine and dandy time of walking over here and pulling me back over the railing.

"Okay Erica you can decide you fate now. Would you rather fight me or run around the Pit screaming 'Ima Bitch!'" Dammit Four is really evil. Well running around the Pit screaming 'Ima Bitch' probably isn't the best idea considering I have my pride to protect. Then again fight Four would also hurt my pride dammit. If I scream 'Ima Bitch' people would be talking about it forever, and if I fight Four, the bruises will show and then people will talk about it forever. Damn I'm running out of time before they choose for me. "I'll fight Four dammit."

"Okay!" Four says kind of girly and skips down to the training room.


"Okay Eric same rules apply here too. You can scream 'Ima Bitch' to get out of this one." Zeke say helping Uriah set up the mats. Four and Tris are in the corner flirting while Christina, Will, Lynn, Marlene, and Shauna are still drinking.

"Four get your ass over here its time for Erica to die!" Zeke shouts and then drags me into the middle of the ring. Four isnt' paying any attention so Uriah grabs the pink bouncy ball that he has in his pocket and throws at Four's head. It hits him in the ear. He tears away from Tris and glares at us all. "Hurry up bro its time for you to kill Eric!" Zeke shouts and Four runs over to him.

"Dude I'm going to kill you and your brother next." He turns to me and smirks. "Ready to die?"

I nod and turn to face him. Zeke gives us the signal to start and I then throw the first punch. Four dodges it and then throws a killer left hook at me. I almost dodge it but he's too fast. It hits me in the jaw, I'm going to get a bruise. "Come on Erica I thought you were better than that." God I hate him. Then he backhands me and Zeke yells 'discipline' and then he front hands me and Uriah yells 'abuse'. I hate them too. I then dodge away from his next hit and nail him in the nose with my fist. Four looks shocked and glares at me, blood streaming down his disturbingly hot face. "You Bastard!" Four flicks his wrist and hits me in the eye. He then does another killer left hook. I kick him in the side that he left wide open. He obviously can't fight his best when he's drunk. Then I throw a right hook, he blocks it. He tries to kick my side, but I easily dodge. While he's regaining his center of gravity I punch him again in the nose, blood is gushing down his face. He gives me another left hook to the jaw and then black.


Tobias

After I hit Eric I fall to the ground on my butt, he may have not hit me that much but he threw a hell of a right hook. I look around the room all my friends are carrying on with there lives without me and then you have Caleb. Caleb Prior is standing in the middle of the ring where Eric is with his mouth wide open and his eyes even wider. "What?"

"Ho-how-how did you do that-that was am-amazing."

"Um...Caleb I would tell you but right now I'm seeing two of you, when did you have a twin?" I try to get up but I fall on my face.

"Tris I think your boyfriend is broken!" Caleb shouts, Tris looks up from her current conversation, her eyes go wide.

"Is it that bad?" Tris nods and slowly walks up to me, she lightly touches my upper lip and wipes up the blood under my nose. Her thumb lightly touches it and a hot searing pain goes through it. I flinch away and try not scream.

"Tobias I think its broken." She whispers.

"No it isn't I've never have broken any thing before." She raises her eyebrows and lightly touches my nose again. The same pain goes through my nose again. "What the fuck would you stop that! It hurts like hell!"

"That's it were going to the infirmary your broken." She stands up and looks around the room. "Zeke can you please carry Four to the infirmary."

"Why do I have to do it?"

"Because he always carries you home when your too drunk to do it yourself."

He thinks about it for a minute. "Still not a good enough reason."

"Would you rather carry Eric?"

"Nope." He races up the steps to help me up.

"I don't need your help." I push him away and take a step forward and fall on my face. "Well then again I am seeing two of you so maybe I might need your help."

"Don't worry buddy I got you man." I get up and Zeke supports me. "You know this has to be the second most intimate thing that we have we have ever done." I glare at him the best I can, we promised to never speak of that again. "Hehe that was the most awkwardest morning ever, I mean you woke up in a dress and I woke up in stripper clothes. Our arms were wrapped around each other, our faces only inches away from making out." If I wasn't so out of it I would hit him here and now. Seeing my face he decides to wrap it up. "Long story short we learned to never mix pot and Amity serum into a batch of dark chocolate brownies." I nod and he smirks at me. The douche doesn't watch where he's going and ends up running me into a brick wall, then the next thing I know there are purple unicorns and glitter. The unicorn kicks my head and its black.


"Is he still alive?" Someone asks and a tingling sensation runs through my face.

"Yes why wouldn't he be?" An annoyed female voice asks, I know that voice from somewhere.

"I don't know he has a broken nose and a concussion, so that's why I asked." I hear a thud. "Ouch!"

"He wouldn't have a concussion no thanks to you, douche."

I don't hear the rest of the conversation because I drift off again.


A bright light wakes me up and the sound of voices in the distance. I open my eyes and find a pair of brown eyes starring at me. I scream and so does the person. It causes my head to pound, I wince at the pain. "What the hell?" I finally yell.

"I had to make sure you were still alive." Zeke says holding his nose. Did I punch him? If I did good, he deserved it.

"The heart monitor wasn't proof enough?"

"Nope those things lie too."

"You could've checked my pulse?"

"I'm not very good at finding those things."

"Checked to see if I was breathing?"

"I was, it required me to be on top of you. I couldn't tell cause you were breathing shallowly and so then I decided to slap you."

"For how long?"

"5 minutes."

"And none of you stopped him?" I look around the room to find Will and Christina sleeping on each other and Shauna and Uriah playing Slap Jack in the corner of the room.

"Hey look whose up!" Uriah finally says, Christina and Will both shoot awake and Shauna punches Uriah in the shoulder. "Ouchie mama's its called 'Slap Jack' not 'Punch the Person so Hard That They Almost Fall and Die Jack!" Uriah rubs his shoulder and walks up to Zeke and I. "Dude why is your nose bleeding." He turns to me. "And why is your face red?"

"I've had enough of this, where is Tris."

"Oh she's back at your apartment apparently Caleb got lost in the compound, because he is finally fitting in."

"What do you mean 'finally fitting'-oh nevermind." I look at there clothes and its Erudite day. Dammit I missed out on Erudite day.

"Are any of you family?" The nurse says as soon as she comes in. They mumble stuff and clean up the mess that's made around them. She checks me up and tells me I can leave. The nurse leaves and Tris burst into the room. The nurse comes back in, "Are you family?"

"Um...I'm his girlfriend."

"Then ma'am you aren't family, I'm going to ask you to leave."

"That's too bad cause I'm staying."

"Ma'am your going to have to leave."

She stops her feet and crosses her arms. Tris glares at the nurse, who is never going to win the fight. The nurse glares at her, its like to lions fighting over one carcass, me being that carcass. Wait since when was I comparing me to a carcass? I'm the king of the jungle, dammit. "Too bad its never going to happen, your going to have drag my dead body out of here before you get me out."

The nurse looks at me and I look at Tris then the nurse again, and back to Tris. "Let her stay she the most family I got here." The nurse leaves the room and Tris smirks.

"I'm busting you outta here." She plops down by my feet. "Oh and I brought some dauntless cake too." She's a wonderful girlfriend, I'm never leaving her.

"Great, because I hate the infirmary." She throws my clothes at me. Then takes the screen that's by my bed and moves is closer.

"Are you up for some more truth or dare tonight?" She asks.

"Should that even be a question?"

"Didn't think so." I get done changing. "Oh I brought these too." She hands me a pair of suspenders that I put over my blue collard shirt and my glasses that I've kept hidden from the world.

"How do I look?" I flash a pose.

"Like a sissy."

"Perfect."