I'm back! Been a while since I've updated this one. Everyone else seems to like The Demon's home better. My personal favorite is the Half-demon of Zero though.

Anyways, I've been playing LoL more and listening to LoL songs. For anyone who reads this check out Falconshield on Youtube.

His songs are very good and complimenting him will brighten his day.

So on with the story!

Chapter 7 No need for jobs!

-Tenchi's House-

The group sat on the ground thinking what they could do.

Things had not gone their way today.

Ryoko was recently fired from being a waitress, turns out her 'outfit' wasn't acceptable.

Ayeka got fired for yelling and starting a fight with said waitress.

Mihoshi had also gotten fired after the chief of police heard of her gun 'accident' at Tenchi's house.

Kiyone was dragged down with Mihoshi, since she was her commanding officer.

Sasami couldn't find a job...child labor laws.

Washu? She was a scientist! Her job was being one...even though it had no income.

Yukiko? She had to relive a past she had forgotten about.

Sakuya? She had planned on trying to work, but Tenchi refused the idea.

Tenchi? Was currently trying to bridge together the Jurai's empire and Earth. So far no luck.

Yosho? Was sucking money out of the residents, so his day was great.

Tenchi's dad? His life always sucks.

Inuyasha? His day sucked the worse. 5 jobs he tried training for and 5 he was denied.

-1st job: Being a cashier-

Inuyasha was behind the cash register when an 'old' customer came up to him.

"Hello, *looks at name tag* Inuyasha. May I get a refund for this banana?" The old man asked him.

Inuyasha looks at the food and half of it's already gone.

"Sorry sir, half of that banana is already gone." Inuyasha pointed out.

The old man looks at the banana.

"Really? Which half?" The old man asks.

Inuyasha smacked his head.

Inuyasha called for back-up after the incident.

The manager appeared.

"Hello, what is the problem?" The manager asked.

Inuyasha turned to him.

"This customer wants a refund on half of a banana he's eaten." Inuyasha said.

The manager had a smile on his face.

"Really? Which half?" The manager joked as he and the old man laughed.

Inuyasha got angry as he took the banana and slammed it into the manager's face.

Inuyasha then cooled down and looked at what he had done.

"YOU'RE FIRED!" The manager yelled.

Inuyasha sighed and took of his cashier hat.

-2nd job: Being a stuntman-

It was a James Bond movie act, and the real actor was getting ready.

The two were on the plan with the stuntman being hidden on the helicopter.

"Alright James, this isn't going to be an easy mission. You must infiltrate the base while looking 'out of place', but normal as well." The general said on his wrist watch.

James beamed a smile, and pulled back his silver dyed hair.

"Don't worry, as soon as I'm done with this mission. I'll be back to make 'bonds' with the ladies." James said as he prepared to jump out the helicopter.

The actor pulled back.

"CUT! Bring out the stuntman!" The director yelled.

The actor then sat on a comfy seat while Inuyasha had the parachute on.

"Alright, you pull here and make sure you pull hard enough. Otherwise, we'll be out of a stuntman." The actor co-pilot said.

Inuyasha looked out the helicopter.

"Uh, sure." Inuyasha said.

"Good!" The co-pilot said as he shoved him out.

"Action!" The director yelled.

The camera began rolling as Inuyasha flew out of the helicopter 2,000 ft in the sky.

As he approached the ground his parachute wouldn't open.

He tried multiple times, but it wouldn't deploy.

He takes a look at his parachute and it turns out he had the fake on the actor James was wearing.

"SON OF A BITCH!" Inuyasha yelled.

The director turned to the camera man.

"Don't worry, we'll edit that out." The camera guy said.

The scene goes back to Inuyasha.

"Guess I'll have to improvise." Inuyasha said.

He ripped open the parachute backpack and crafts in manually into a parachute.

He then deploys it with his own hands.

"That's not in the script. But I like it!" The director yelled.

Inuyasha lands where he was suppose to and the helicopter lands shortly after.

"CUT! Bring out the actor." The director yelled.

The actor walks up to Inuyasha.

"That was some smart thinking for a test dummy." The actor says with a snide laughter.

Inuyasha glares at him.

"What did you just say to me?" Inuyasha asked as he approached the actor.

The crew then begin blocking him.

"Calm down man, those actors are always jerks." An editor said.

Inuyasha then turns away.

"Yea, you're right." Inuyasha said as he took a seat outside the scene.

The actor then takes the place of Inuyasha.

"And action!" The director yelled.

A beautiful woman began running to him.

"James honey! How ever did you plan that?" The woman asked.

"I didn't. You see I had accidentally taken the pilot's lunch bag like an idiot. I had left the real one on the seat neat to him!" The actor said.

Inuyasha then stands up and yells.

"WHAT?!" Inuyasha face narrows with apparent anger.

The director turns to him.

"Shut up! We can't have you make changes on your own! You're the stuntman!" The director yelled.

Inuyasha's glare turned to the director, then down at the ground.

Seems he'd have to let that jab slide.

"That was brilliant work James!" The woman said.

"Indeed, now let's do some infiltrating shall we Rachel?" James asked as they entered the building.

-inside the building-

James and Rachel were walking through the complex, completely undetectable.

As they get closer to their goal, they are ambushed by 3 gun wielding lackeys.

Rachel gasped as James pushed her to the side.

"I'm the bond keeping you losers from sinking into the ground." James said as he pulled out his gun.

The actors then back off.

"CUT! Bring out the stuntman." The director yelled.

The actor walked off stage.

"Good luck out there, Mr. Target." The actor said, as he took out the ammo of the gun in a sly manner.

"It's Inuyasha." Inuyasha said as he took the gun, oblivious the ammo had been taken out.

The director then looks at Inuyasha.

"Alright, stuntman. Only rubber bullets will be used here. So try your best to take them out before they take you out." The director said.

The 3 'lackey' stuntman were snickering at something, but Inuyasha didn't know.

Inuyasha got in place.

"Action!" The director yelled.

"You picked a bad day to mess with us Bond. Get him!" The leader lackey yelled.

The other two pulled out their guns and began firing.

Inuyasha pulled his gun out to only hear *click*

"The fuck?" Inuyasha thought as he took for cover again.

He looks out and sees the real James actor laughing with co-workers while showing them the ammo container.

"That jackass!" Inuyasha thought out loud.

A bullet flew passed his head and bounced right off the wall and onto the ground.

Upon closer inspection it seems it was a metal bullet.

"But the director said it would only be rubber." Inuyasha took a moment to think before doing something completely stupid.

He jumped out of the cover, jumping side to side at the lackeys.

Thankfully, the actors had terrible aim.

He punched the actor on the right in the face and threw is fake gun and nailed the other one in the nose.

Knocking out both of them effectively.

"I love this improve!" The director quietly yelled to a co-worker.

The 3rd guy started to panic and pull out his gun.

Inuyasha tackled the guy to the ground.

The gun slide across the floor away from them.

"Hey, jackass. You know what's stopping the bond between my fist and your face?" Inuyasha asked.

The lackey gulped.

"What?" he asked.

"Nothing." Inuyasha said as he punched him square in the forehead.

Inuyasha got up and walked back to Rachel.

"Perfect work stuntman! But I said no improve!" The director yelled.

Inuyasha took the metal object toward the director and said what he was thinking.

"I thought you said only rubber bullets would be used!" Inuyasha yelled at him.

The director looked at the object and it seems it was a real bullet.

"Oh, my apologies. May you sign this?" The director said as he pulled out a release form.

Inuyasha glared as he read it.

Inuyasha took the form and walked toward the James actor.

"That was a marvelous display out there test dummy." The actor began laughing with his colleagues.

Inuyasha picked the man up, opened his mouth, and shoved the release form down his throat.

The man's colleagues soon quieted down as Inuyasha released the man.

The man then threw up the form.

Inuyasha was then nearing the exit.

The man glared at Inuyasha.

"I'll sue you for everything your worth!" The man yelled.

Inuyasha heard what he said and then began turning around.

Inuyasha's face was redder than it's ever been.

He then began to walk toward the man and stopped when he reached him.

He then got on his eye level.

"I'd love to see you do that. Unfortunately, who would tell your wife and kids?" Inuyasha asked as he lifted the man in the air.

"I divorced my wife and took most of what she had, and she's looking after her daughter." The man said.

"Well, who will tell them the man they loved was killed by an unforeseen incident?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yea? What would that be?" The man asked.

"Me." Inuyasha said as he pulled out his sword.

Suddenly, a woman with a child next to her calls to him.

"Inuyasha, stop!" The woman yelled.

Inuyasha dropped the man and turned toward the woman.

"Yukiko?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yes, it's me." Yukiko said with her head hung low.

"Ah, an honor for you to stop by." The man said.

Ami looked at the man and hid behind her mother.

Yukiko glared at the man.

"Girabashi Aki (Gir-ra-ba-she) (Ah-key), a man I thought I'd never have to see again." Yukiko said with vemon lacing her words.

The man smiled.

"What have you been doing since I've taken everything you ever owned?" Girabashi asked with an evil smile on his face.

Yukiko had a slight tear drip from her eye.

Those were tough times.

"I had my daughter live with my mother, while I searched for a job. After a while got a bank to loan me 200k to start a business. It became a major hit and now I have stores everywhere on the planet." Yukiko said with an impassive face.

Girabashi's face changed to one filled with regret.

"Yea, well I'm sorry for everything I've done to you." Girabashi said, his skills as an actor were quite good.

Yukiko spat at his feet.

Girabashi saw this and begged her.

"I'm sorry girl, please let me make it up to you. We will go out like we use to. To the park, in the forest, hang-gliding you name it." Girabashi pleaded.

Yukiko then lost her patience.

"Shut up! You're only saying that now I've become rich! You don't give a damn about me or Ami!" Yukiko's face now drenched in tears.

Ami's face beginning to spill tears.

"No baby, I don't care if you're rich. Just come back to me." Girabashi said as he went closer to her.

Yukiko started to panic.

"No stay away from me!" Yukiko said while taking a protective stance in front of her daughter.

As the man neared her, he received a punch to his temple.

"That's light out for him." Inuyasha said as he went to Yukiko.

Yukiko sobbed into Inuyasha's chest as he patted her back.

Ami just watched her mommy break down as she leaned on a man she could trust.

"Let's take you back home." Inuyasha said as he put Yukiko on his back and carried Ami in his hands.

The director then broke out his daze to yell at him.

"You're fired, you know that right?" The director said in a somewhat loud voice.

Inuyasha left hand went up as did it's middle finger.

"Whatever." Inuyasha said as he left the building.

-3rd job- Being a game model for Assassin's Creed-

15 game designers (6 women and 9 men) were at their computers outside of 5 buildings place side to side.

Each being different shapes and sizes.

"So what am I suppose to do here?" Inuyasha asked, while dressed as an assassin.

"Alright, here you parkour over these five houses as much as you can and with any combinations. This suit you have on will allow us to use your movements in the game and allow us to make a game faster." The lead designer said.

Inuyasha smiled.

"Will I be a character?" Inuyasha asked.

"No, sorry character roles are filled." The man said.

"Will I be credited?" Inuyasha asked.

"Yea, in the credits no one reads." The man said.

"Will I be able to actually let people know that it's me who was able to put those moves in the game?" Inuyasha asked.

"Sure, no one will believe ya though." The man said with an agitated face.

"Can you be less of an asshole?" Inuyasha asked.

"I could, now can you find anther job? Cause you're fired!" The man yelled while taking the assassin cloak off Inuyasha.

This left Inuyasha with his upper body out in public.

"Sure have good luck finding anther guy!" Inuyasha said as he jumped over the game designers and over the buildings.

The lead designer saw this and cursed.

"Damn it that guy can jump over buildings?" The lead designer asked.

A woman designer smiled.

"He can be over me anytime he wants to." The woman said.

This caused perverted snickers to be heard from the game designers.

-4th job: A repair man-

Seeing as how everything was electrical nowadays.

Inuyasha was fired in 2 ways.

One from his job.

Two from the fire he had accidentally caused.

-5th Being a commentator for sports-

Inuyasha and generic commentator #1 were up in the booth.

"And Rodriguez throws the pass to Patterson, but is intercepted by the Diamondback!" The commentator said.

*Diamondback then does a dance on the field*

"And do you know why the call him the diamondback people?" The commentator asked.

"Is it because he's a snake and will poison you the first chance he gets?" Inuyasha asked.

*Everyone freezes and Diamondback had his mouth and eyes wide open while staring at the commentator booth.

Needless to say Inuyasha had to avoid angry 'Diamondback' fans that day.

The next day he was fired for not doing the job correctly.

The owner of the stadium and Inuyasha sit down.

"Inuyasha, I take it you know why you're here." The owner said.

"Yea, yea I'm fired." Inuyasha said as he got up and walked to the door.

"Bye." He said as he shut the door.

The owner sighed.

"You know it's not all about you! Maybe I just wanted to chat!" The owner loudly whispered to himself.

-back to the living room-

Yea, their day just sucks right now.

Their day couldn't get any worse right now.

*knock knock*

Someone appeared to be knocking on the door.

The group look at one anther and then their eyes pin Inuyasha.

The staring continues until Inuyasha gets up.

"Fine, I'll see who it is." Inuyasha said as he went to the door.

As he looked through the door's eye-hole he sees his 'old' family...and Kagome.

"Fuck, I didn't want to fucking deal with this right now." Inuyasha thought as he backed away from the door.

"Hello? Is anyone there?" Kagome's mother asked.

"Maybe their not home." Souta said as he held a soccer ball in his right arm.

"A house like this normally has someone here." Kagome's grandpa said.

"Well, hopefully they'll let us in." Kagome said.

"After what you did, I wouldn't blame them if they didn't" Kagome's mom thought.

-back with the group inside-

"Who is it Inuyasha?" Yukiko asked.

Inuyasha lifeless gaze turned to them.

"My old family." Inuyasha said.

The group looked at his gaze and instantly felt saddened.

"We have to prevent their confrontation with him." The group thought.

Ryoko answered the door 'drunk'.

She swung the door open and leaned on the door frame.

"What do yoush want right now?" Ryoko asked in a false drunken state.

Kagome's group were surprised by this woman.

"Uh, yes. Hello." Kagome's mom said.

"Is Inuyasha here?" Kagome asked.

Ryoko's drunken daze turned to an angered glare for a second, before reverting back to normal.

"No he'sh not here right nowsh. Try again, like um...never." Ryoko said before slamming the door in their faces.

Kagome's group knocked again to see a different woman answer the door.

"Yes? Hello?" Ayeka said to this group she's never seen before.

"Ah, hello. We're here to see a man named Inuyasha." Kagome's mother said.

"Really? What for?" Ayeka asked.

The group looked pretty nervous, except Souta.

Souta had no idea what had happened, just thought Kagome was too mean to Inuyasha.

"Well, what might your business be for being here?" Ayeka asked.

"Well you see it's something we wanted to discuss with Inuyasha...alone." Kagome's mom said.

"No, sorry. Not happening." Ayeka said as she begins closing the door.

"We just want to talk to him." Kagome's grandpa said.

Ayeka took a deep breath.

"No, sorry. Have a good day." Ayeka said as she tried closing the door.

"Wait! How about just me, Souta, and dad here?" Kagome's mom said.

"What about me?" Kagome asked.

Ayeka looked back for a moment.

Then turned back to Kagome's group.

"Sure you three can come in. What's her name stays out here." Ayeka said.

"Oh no you don't! I'm going to see him!" Kagome said as she tried approaching Ayeka.

"Azaka! Kamidake!" Ayeka yelled.

Suddenly to two guardians appear at her side.

"Yes, Miss Ayeka?" The two said.

Ayeka let out a glare at Kagome.

"Prevent her from coming inside this house." Ayeka said as she went inside with Souta, Kagome's mom, and grandpa.

The two nodded as they took their position as guards.

-inside the house-

Inuyasha was lying in his bed, as old memories appeared before him.

"We use to be so happy, now why does she torment me with this pain?" Inuyasha thought as he lay there.

As he was drifting to sleep someone had knocked on his door.

"Mother fucker. Why is it always when I try to sleep?!" Inuyasha thought as he answered the door.

His old family (excluding Kagome) were there.

"Hello Inuyasha!" They all said at once.

"How have you been since you started living here?" Kagome's mom asked.

"I've been quite fine. Still looking for a job though." Inuyasha replied with a smile.

"I'm sure you'll find a job soon enough youngin." Kagome's grandpa said.

Inuyasha frowned being called a young one, especially in that old language.

"Hey Inuyasha! Want to play some soccer?" Souta asked, while being happy seeing his 'older brother' again.

Inuyasha smiled and patted his head.

"Sorry Souta, maybe anther time." Inuyasha head turned to Kagome's mom.

"So how are you guys?" Inuyasha asked.

Kagome's mom smiled.

"It's the same old, same old. However, dad here is having trouble doing some of the chores without your help." Kagome's mom said.

Her dad frowned.

"I don't need help yet! I'll need help when I'm dead!" Her dad said.

They all frowned at the man's arrogance.

"Well that's good to hear." Inuyasha said.

Kagome's mom frowned.

"Yea, the only thing different is Kagome trying to be your friend again." Kagome's mom said.

Inuyasha face suddenly turned hostile.

"Souta, please leave." Inuyasha said.

"But Inu-" Souta couldn't finish his sentence as he was pushed out the room.

"Out! Now!" Inuyasha yelled.

The door slammed behind Souta as Inuyasha turned back to Kagome's mom.

"Listen here and listen well. Your young girl, can go to hell. We've been together. Through thick and thin. But she ended it. So that's the fin'." Inuyasha said.

"Was that a poem?" Kagome's mom asked.

"I don't fucking know. What I do know is that I don't want to see Kagome ever again! So please keep your daughter away from me." Inuyasha said as he turned away from her.

"Dad, leave." Kagome's mom said.

"But-" Her dad tried to say, but was pushed out.

"Aw." He said.

"Hey grandpa? Why did you get pushed out?" Souta asked.

"I don't know..." Souta's grandpa said as he sat outside the door.

-With Inuyasha and Kagome's mom-

"Inuyasha..." Kagome's mom said.

"Yea?" Inuyasha asked as Kagome's mom neared.

"You know we all love you right?" She asked.

Inuyasha smiled.

"Yea, I love you guys too." Inuyasha said with a smile.

Inuyasha was pulled into a hug, by Kagome's mom.

"Inuyasha, I love you like a son. Please take care of yourself." Kagome's mom said.

He hugged her back.

"I'll be fine. Just take care of your young ones. Just take care of Souta, and guide Kagome. I may hate her, but my human nature says she's still a person. Please, be alright without me." Inuyasha said as he let her go.

"We will." Kagome's mom said as she left the room.

Kagome's mom left the house with her dad and son.

"Be safe Inuyasha!" The three said as they waved goodbye.

"You as well!" Inuyasha said as he waved to the three.

Kagome was standing outside waiting for her family.

She saw Inuyasha through the doorway.

But all she saw from him was a glare.

She understood.

She finally got it.

She lost a lover, she lost a friend, she lost...her everything.

-back with Inuyasha-

"How do you feel Inuyasha?" Sasami asked.

Inuyasha picked her up and put her on his shoulder.

"I feel great, little one." Inuyasha said as he picked up Ryo-ohki and put it on her lap.

Inuyasha then looked at his 'homies'

"So what's for dinner?" Inuyasha asked.

"Mashed potatoes!" Mihoshi yelled.

"Along with vegetable soup." Kiyone added with a smile.

"No meat?" Inuyasha asked.

"Oh, I got the meat you need." Yukiko said while winking.

"Perhaps a bit too much meat." Ryoko said from behind her.

This just pissed of Yukiko as everyone laughed.

-after dinner-

Washu was walking up to Inuyasha to apologize for what she said.

But noticed he was with someone.

Yukiko and Ami.

The two were in a conversation.

"So Inuyasha, I wanted to thank you for helping me. In my moment of weakness in front of my damn ex." Yukiko said, still pissed at his memory being in her head.

"Ya dad! You're awesome!" Ami said.

Inuyasha laughed, oblivious to being called dad.

"I was only doing what I thought was right." Inuyasha said.

Yukiko face suddenly turned pink.

"So, If you weren't busy...I was wondering." Yukiko said, but couldn't work up the courage to ask him.

"If what?" Inuyasha asked.

Washu took this as her chance.

"Inuyasha!" Washu yelled.

Inuyasha's face suddenly frowned.

"Yea, what?" Inuyasha asked.

Washu mentally frowned at that, but kept that inside.

"I was wondering if you wanted to go job hunting with me tomorrow!" Washu shouted.

Inuyasha face kept the frown on.

It reminded that he still needed a job.

"Yea, sure. Why not?" Inuyasha said.

Washu nodded as she cheered.

"I'll apologize to him tomorrow!" Washu said to herself as she went back to her lab.

-back with Yukiko and Inuyasha-

Inuyasha turned back to face Yukiko.

Ami was outside playing with Sasami and Ryo-ohki.

"Now what were you saying?" Inuyasha asked.

Yukiko sighed.

She took a deep breath in and then out.

"I was wondering-" Yukiko started, but when then interrupted by Kiyone and Mihoshi.

"Hey! Inuyasha!" Mihoshi called out to him, while carrying a tray with a drink on it.

Inuyasha turned to them.

"Hey there you two!" Inuyasha called back.

Yukiko sighed, coincidence just loves messing with Inuyasha's life she guessed.

"Inuyasha, we made you some nice, relaxing, coffee, don't worry we added 3 teaspoons of sugar." Kiyone said as she walked with Mihoshi.

As Mihoshi neared him, she had accidentally tripped and spilled the coffee on Inuyasha's crotch.

"AHHH! What the fuck?!" Inuyasha yelled as he threw off his pants.

The girls could only blush as they watch Inuyasha strip himself.

"Fuck! What the hell do you make that in?! Boiling lava?!" Inuyasha cursed as he tried cooling it down.

Mihoshi was extremely worried she tried cooling him down as well, by blowing near the 'injury'

"Stop that!" Inuyasha said as he tried getting away from Mihoshi.

"I'm sorry!" Mihoshi yelled as she tackled Inuyasha to the ground.

"AH!" Inuyasha yelled.

"What's going on over here?" Yosho asked, as he along with the other girls in the house came from around the corner.

What they saw was hysterical.

Mihoshi was on top of Inuyasha's legs.

Her face just levitating above his crotch.

Inuyasha was on his back with his hands on Mihoshi's head.

"Uh...this isn't what it looks like." Inuyasha said as he stared at the group.

-After a long explanation-

"HAHAHAHA!" Ryoko laughed as she was sitting on the couch.

"Shut up!" Inuyasha yelled at her.

"That's just too funny!" Ryoko yelled as she rolled off the couch.

"Whatever, I'm taking a shower." Inuyasha said as he went off to the bathroom.

This is when the girl's ears perked up.

Ryoko had an evil smile on her face as she went to Washu's lab.

-Chapter end!-

Hope ya guys liked it. Sorry if you guys didn't like it or would have wrote it differently. Also please if you play League of legends give Josef Falkenskold a look up if u like LoL songs on youtube. Peace!