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Chapter 7
Here's a new chapter for everyone to enjoy. I do not own MLP and their respected owners. There is a clop scene in this chapter, It will be done as any other clop scenes in the future very tastefully.
After a few hours of waiting the doctors told me that Applebloom was fine with a bump on her head and needs some rest, at this point I was very relieved and still furious at AJ and her stubbornness and attitude towards me.
"What the hell is she thinking? I know some ponies worked on her farm must have been city slickers from Canterlot. And being the city slickers they are lazy and having that entitlement attitude, could be the reason where AJ had enough of that crap and took it out on me. Thinking I would be like them and make fun of her. That hurts me the most. If AJ took the time and get to know me better and I'm the very last person to make fun of her she is sweet, cute, very hardworking, and funny when she learns to relax at bit..."
My train of thought was broken when I heard Applebloom squeak something to me.
"Ughhhhhh...Can anybody get the number of that basket that blindsided me?" As she rubbed on the side of head where she got hit. I interjected and told her softly,
"Chickita don't rub your head it still stings the doctor told me you need to take it easy and rest for a bit. You got a nasty bump there but you will be fine in just a few days before they you let out from the hospital."
"Oh ok what about AJ?" she asked,
"What about her?" I growled.
"Burt you need to take it easy, I know my big sis can be difficult at times." Applebloom responded,
"Really? Difficult? You don't say?" I sarcastically responded.
"Burt I know you are very angry at this point but please give her a chance, she didn't mean what she did." Applebloom replied.
"But she almost hurt you with her stubbornness and her hard head if I didn't reacted and save the both of you I would not forgive myself if you or AJ got seriously hurt." I replied with guilt in my voice.
"Well the both of us are fine thanks for saving us, but you need to calm yourself and try to work things out with my big sis. I know she is sorry but you have to let it go and forgive her please." Begged Applebloom.
"I know that, that's why when she is done visiting you and Big Mac we will have a long talk back at the farm." I replied, before Applebloom could say something else AJ walked in the room with her hat in her hooves and her eyes puffy and red with the tears she was shedding that matted her face she looked at me and returned her focus on Applebloom.
"Well Applebloom I got to go right now I will be back tomorrow to check up on you, AJ I will be downstairs at the waiting room when you are done ok." I said, AJ just nodded not looking at me when I left the room I swore I heard balling from the room.
"AJ please don't cry it's ok I'm fine the doctor says it will be a few days till they release me from the hospital. Please AJ talk to me It's not your fault."Applebloom comforting her sister,
"Sniff, sniff. Applebloom it is my fault if it haven't been for my stubbornness then the barn wouldn't have collapsed on you and you would be fine and be at the farm trying to be a referee for me and Burt. I shouldn't let him get to me he is trying so hard to be real friendly towards all of us especially me and all I did was tease him calling him a city slicker. I should of talked to him more and get to know the real Burt inside of him. But I got real mad when he got very strong he hid that from me and I just lost it I wanted to know why he got so strong and why he didn't tell me in the first place."
"AJ the reason why he didn't tell you he was afraid the powers he got will go out of control and hurt us. Burt told me this and he felt really guilty if anything were to happen to us especially you. AJ he really cares about you and you are being stubborn about it don't you feel the same for him?" Applebloom asked.
AJ was speechless of that question Applebloom asked and thought about it for a few minutes and smiled and said.
"Yes, I really like Burt a lot he is so sweet, kind and makes me laugh even if I had a sour puss on my face...I think I know what to do now Applebloom. Thank you for your advice and Burt is right, I should listen to you more, you are not a little fillie anymore. You are growing up so quickly, I will go next door to Big Mac's room and talk to him about a few things mainly how to fix the barn."
As AJ left the room Applebloom laid back on her bed and smiled and thought to herself, "Wow, my big sis considers me a grown mare hmmmmmmm...Not yet I want to be a filly a little bit longer. I got some crusading to do to get mah cutie mark. I hope Burt and AJ could figure out how to get bits to get that barn repaired and soon."
As AJ entered Mac's room she stopped dead in her tracks as a glare of disappointment and anger was directed at her she looked up to see a very neutral and slightly angry Big Mac in the bed looking at her. AJ had no choice to mince her words and told him what had happened. Big Mac was not very happy.
"I warned you not to do this and you went and did it anyway now the Barn is busted up, we have no bits to even to get materials for a temporary fix and what's worse I got word from Miss Dash that we will have several days of rain starting next Monday and today is Tuesday how are you going to fix this?"
"I don't know, me and Burt will figure something out, Burt is really smart he could come up with something. He is working on the farm for free your pay will get us some material but at this point."
AJ explained.
"Well I hope its something very fast once that rain falls on the hay and I'm guessing some apples are at this point stuck in the barn. For all we know mashed and started to rot we are losing bits right now, so I think you should get a move on and get this matter fixed before Friday." Mac stated.
"It will be done I promise we could figure out how can it be accomplished and with the help my friends I will have the barn up in no time." AJ replied.
"AJ I hope so if not then we be in more debt than before with Filthy Rich and you know how he is with the loan he given us to start on the orchard when we got this land many generations ago and I'll be damned if we lose the farm." Big Mac said,
"Well right now when I leave here me and Burt will have a very long talk, trying to figure out how to get the bits to build the barn, and have enough to pay that mortgage to Filthy Rich before this month is over." AJ replied.
"AJ just do what you need to get the barn fixed and soon ok? Right now I know Applebloom will come here to visit me and spend the night sleeping next to her big brother...*sigh* I don't want us to be without a home for all of us including Applebloom one day part of that orchard will be hers and I'm making sure she has a home for her and her future husband and kids." Mac reiterated.
"Don't you worry none, we will handle this and get the job done I promise Mac the barn will be ready by Friday no later than Saturday." AJ replied.
"Ok then, just get going Burt is waiting for you downstairs." Mac said.
"I know but I'm afraid." AJ replied.
"Why?" asked Mac.
"Because of what happened with Applebloom, and the barn, and my stubbornness, he yelled at me because I yelled at him when Applebloom went unconscious, If I headed your warning none of this should of happened. But in life we make mistakes and I'm going to own up to my mistakes and get to know Burt better and fix this problem together. But I'm so afraid what he will say to me when we have this big talk." AJ said.
"Well I think you going to own up to your mistakes as you said to me, I think it's time to face the music and if any happens then so be it just walk up to him and be ready ok AJ." Mac says.
"Ok Mac I will thanks for the advice." AJ said and walk up to Mac and hugged him and left the room and went to the elevators and waited for the elevator to arrive when she is thinking "I hope things will smooth out between us I really hope to start over and be great friends with Burt and who knows? Nah I really like Burt and I want to know him much better inside and out...Who knows I want to rut the hell out of him on that naughty rodeo...Wait? Why I'm thinking this, well he is so damn handsome, sweet, and exotic something on that male makes me want to have foals with him plenty of foals, focus AJ no need to think that right now. I wonder in my wedding dress after Rares makes it for me if she could make a hot and sexy nightie for our honeymoon, AJ why are you thinking this right now you know better that the moment you entered that hotel suite we go at it like a week long naughty rodeo hmmmmmmmmm I like that..."
But before another thought is said the bell dinged on the elevator and the doors opened up and AJ trotted in the car and went down to the lower floor of the hospital and trotted towards the waiting area where Burt is waiting for AJ reading a magazine when she trotted up to him he looked up and said to her.
"Are you ready?"
"Eeyup." replied AJ.
As the two walked/trotted out of the hospital the afternoon sun was dipping towards the west as the midday was turning to early evening and many ponies in town was still hiding from me after he made an appearance the first time when I showed up at the hospital with Big Mac and now with Applebloom in the hospital now the ponies in this town will start rumors about me and AJ I looked around as I walked and thought to himself. "By now the rest of the elements should be here right now to confront me, also no Dash tackling me to the ground. I wonder what are they planning? I have a sneaking feeling they are planning something for me and I guess the ringleader a purple unicorn or alicorn if my appearance here came before or after Twilight ascension to alicorn status I will ask AJ when we get to the farm..."
"Burt?," AJ asked.
"Yeah." I responded.
"So what is this talk we are going to discuss between us." AJ asked.
"Well basically on getting bits for the barn I have some ideas and about you and me just be patient, were almost there." As the two finally arrived at the family orchard farm I opened the gate for AJ and let her go first as she trotted in she turned around and hugged Burt in a very warm embrace. After she separated from the hug Burt looked at AJ and smiled, and said,
"This way is not far." I said.
"Hey are you leading me to the root cellar this is way to it am I right?"
"Eeyup."
I replied, as they headed to the root cellar I opened the door with a key on a string that was around my neck which I removed it from the lock and put the key in my hands as we entered the cellar I turned around and lock the doors behind us. AJ hear the audible click and asked,
"Why did you lock the door to the cellar?"
"We are going to talk here with no interruptions, and before you ask this key was given to me by Grannie Smith and she say I quote, "You are going to take my AJ to the root cellar and you lock the door behind you, here is the key. I trust you with this and you and AJ will have this talk between the two of you, I don't care it will take all night I want the both of you not at each others throat's and be friends when you come out from the cellar is that clear young man, What can I say your grandma with that look I dare not say no." I said.
AJ chuckled at what I said about Grannie Smith and her face softened with a look that she is ready to make the first move to repair this friendship with me as she came closer to me she was close to me and stood on her hind legs and motioned me to come closer as I came closer to her she grabbed me by my neck and kissed me on the lips. At first I was shocked how AJ was so bold in doing this to me but at first I was trying to fight it and separated our lips and I said to AJ.
"AJ? What are you doing? This was going to be a talk about ummmmmm...uhhhhhhhh...Oh crap I forgot what to say..."
"You was going to talk about getting bits for the material of the barn and us." AJ explained in a low sultry voice.
"Yeah that AJ why are you talking like this." I nervously replied,
"What's wrong? Did I made you nervous stud." AJ lustfully replied.
"AJ why are you doing this? All of a sudden I didn't do anything to elicit a sexual reaction from you from me. What did I do wrong?"
I replied so nervously as I fumbled for the key to open the door that's when AJ tackled me to the ground and held me there as I looked at her I was so scared I tried to explain what is she doing to me.
"Look here stud as I see here I'm in control and I want you, I like you when you first arrived here and I didn't realize it till Applebloom pointed it out to me how you felt guilty if bloom or me especially gets hurt and you felt guilty about it so what are you going to do?" That statement alone made me so irritated that I flipped AJ quickly and had her pinned and me on top. I was hurt what she said to me and I told her point blank.
"Did it felt so good with any other stallion when you did this to them in this same situation and I'm really hurt you did this to me not even bothering to know me better take things slowly, am I a cheap fuck toy to you!?" I got up and started to walk towards the doors to unlock them when I heard sobbing behind me I didn't dare turn around as the sobbing was getting intense and I heard a quivering voice behind the sobbing I didn't turn around as I listened she said this.
"I'm...I'm so sorry I did this to you I don't what came over me I think I'm just aroused by you and your strength and your stubbornness towards me and many other things I was blinded by my instincts to rut you till you give me plenty of strong foals." AJ said. I didn't turn around still facing the door I sighed and turned around and looked at AJ and told her.
"Look I'm sorry too It's just I'm not that kind of guy that will rut you as you saying it, that's not me I want to know you the real AJ not like this. It makes you cheap and easy and that's not you. AJ please sit down." I asked. As she sat on the root cellar floor AJ looked at me and said,
"So what do you want to say to me?" I looked at her and smiled and said,
"Hi, my name is Burt and I am a human from earth and you are?"
Starting of Clop scene:
As AJ looked at me she was confused at first and smiled and said,
"Howdy my name is Applejack earth pony and part owner of Sweet Apple Acres farm."
She extended her hoof towards me and I took it and kissed it slightly in which she blushed, after the long hour of so of conversation, I was sitting on a cot with my back against the wall and AJ was sitting with her back against my chest with her hat off and her mane not tied by those red ribbons was loose and flowed freely she looked up to me with those beautiful emerald eyes and said,
"Wow now I understand why you chose to talk to get know me better, no stallion that courted me never took the chance and just talk to me all they think about is rutting the element of honesty as their proud achievement. That's why I was done with them and their one track minds, but then you came along and something inside me stirred those feelings. My heart is telling me to hear you out take a chance with me but my brain is saying he is like the rest getting a great rut from you and leaving you."
"AJ I would never do that to you ever, you are very beautiful when you are calm and talking to me or other times when you are angry and stubborn." I laughed softly, she chuckled herself and looked at me and felt his hands touching my fur and felt a warm sensation all over my body. I was moving my hands and went to her shoulders and starting to rub them simultaneously she moaned softly on how his hands made me felt so good. I turned around and looked deeply in his dark brown eyes, he smiled at me as he leaned over and started to kiss me on my lips, his soft lips made me moan more for attention from his hands and lips and everything else. I pulled away from his lips and looked at him and I smiled and I started to kiss him deeply and made him fall back on the cot with me on top of him with his hands roaming all over my body and when he started to brush against my cutie mark I moaned a little more loudly and his hands is making me weak all over as I try to control the situation his fingers landed somewhere between my thighs as it found a hot and damp marehood. He looked at AJ and with a small smile started to tease her marehood with his slight touch on her outer lips she writhe in pleasure and moaned so loud she begged him,
"Please stop teasing me I want you now, please you got me where you wanted, TAKE ME NOW!CLAIM ME, MAKE ME YOURS PLEASE."
As I look in her eyes I picked up AJ and put her down on her back on the cot and spread her thighs apart I looked at her soaking wet marehood and the scent of sweet cinnamon that drove me crazy I put my nose so close to her marehood and starting to lick her outer lips she was very vocal when he did this to her and she loved every minute of it till her back legs were trembling until she couldn't take it anymore and said.
"BURT! I'M GOING TO CUM..."
And that was the beginning of her first of many orgasms, and cumming all over her human lovers face. He lick off from his face and AJ's marehood when she took control and told him.
"Now it's my turn sugar cube."
She gently push Burt on his back and AJ was on top of him and proceeded to kiss his lips and neck and nibbled his ear a bit and starting to take off his jacket and shirt with the quickness that made Dash proud, when she got near his pants AJ unbuckled his belt and took off his pants till she saw a very large bulge in Burt's underwear begging to and be released, with a flick of her neck the underwear was gone tossed across the room in one motion. And the flesh of his thick penis was aroused and stood proud in front of AJ, she was fascinated with the fleshy member and started to lick the base and at the same time using her hoof to massage Burt's balls as he started to moan softly and growling at the same time. At that point AJ was taking his cock in her mouth and with her tongue was bobbing up and down on the meaty shaft, at this point he was squirming trying to keep his cock from erupting too soon with this white salty cream. At this point AJ was already tasting the precum from his cock and I was trying so hard not to give in to her ministrations on my cock till I couldn't take it any more when I screamed.
"DAMN IT AJ I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE I'M GOING TO BUST!"
At this point I came so hard all over her face and mouth while I was moaning so loudly that AJ got all that cum on her face and proceed to lick off the remaining sperm off her face and swallowed it all with a satisfying gulp. She looked at me and smiled and said to me.
"Well there handsome let's get started with round 2 are you up for it?"
"You don't have to tell me twice."
I replied and this time I picked up AJ with ease and laid her gently on the cot and I went on top of her and slowly I used her wetness as lubrication to ease my cock inside of her as I started to go in slowly her breathing was shallow and rapid, her pussy was feeling his thick member was invading inside of her and reach a barrier. I looked at her and she smiled and nodded to go on and when he broke the barrier and she screamed in pain as my cock went in further and started to go in and out slowly till I pick up some speed and the pain subsided and she was very vocal on the lovemaking this human is giving to her and she said.
"HARDER, MORE HARDER, FASTER DON'T STOP BURT PLEASE KEEP GOING."
I reacted by obeying her wishes by pounding her pussy on top of her really hard and she screamed in ecstasy with each thrust she was moaning and cumming more from her pussy. That's when she stopped me and told me.
"I want you to rut me from behind please."
with that look in her eyes of want and need I obliged her and pulled out and she got up and turned around with her flank facing me and lifted her tail up and I saw her moistened lips from her pussy and that did me in when I inserted my cock and started to thrust hard and going faster to keep in pace with AJ's stamina, my hips was slapping against her powerful hips, while my balls was slapping against her pussy very hard and fast and her juices was all over my cock making me want more from AJ's pussy. I was screaming on how tight she is right now and AJ is screaming.
"OHHHHHHH CELESTIA YESSSSSSSSS MORE HARDER PLEASE DON'T STOP BURT DAMN YOU, YOU BETTER NOT STOP OR ELSE!"
she growled as the two lovers continued on this incredible art of making love to each other and finally AJ's pussy started to convulse non stop as I said.
"I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU YOU TILL YOU ARE PREGNANT WITH PLENTY OF MY FOALS FOR YOU MY SEXY COWGIRL...OH BABY I'M GOING TO CUM RAHHHHHHHHH."
"THAT'S RIGHT CUM IN ME HARD BABY I WANT MANY FOALS YOU CAN GIVE ME WITH YOUR FOAL BATTER MMMMMMMMMMMM SHOOT IT DEEP INSIDE OF ME NOW!"
As AJ said with conviction as me and AJ came at the same time and it was so explosive and so memorable and after that we went at it several more times until we passed out on the cot.
End of Clop scene:
As the morning sun was rising we hear in the background as the rooster was crowing in the background but in the root cellar two bodies were intertwined in the cot holding each other in their arms and hooves sleeping while his cock still inside of AJ's marehood and both smiling I woke up and seeing AJ in my arms smiling, her hooves have a tight hold on me as my arms has a powerful hold on her. As my cock slipped out of AJ's marehood with an audible pop she stirred a little bit and without opening her eyes she said in a sing song voice.
"Burttttttt where are you going? Your cowgirl princess demands snuggle time with her country prince return to my hooves please?"
I couldn't help but chuckled at that statement that made AJ really cute, but we need to get up and hopefully my idea will work I need two items and full trust of AJ if this works the barn will be built like new before the weekend and today is Wednesday as I look at AJ I need to tell her we need to eat some breakfast and get the started on saving the farm.
"AJ sweetie we need to get up and start going over ideas and hopefully this idea will help we need to discuss this over breakfast that I will make for us."
As I suggested this idea AJ groaned in disapproval and dosen't want to get up but she got up and looked at Burt with a big smile as she rubbed the sleepiness out of her eyes and said,
"Ok I hope you got more in you for a very big breakfast I'm starving real bad and after that we go over the ideas that you and I have to get bits for the barn."
After that was said we got up cleaned a little bit and starting to leave the root cellar as I unlocked the doors and headed up to the surface as I reached the outside and looked around I felt something was looking at me I couldn't pinpoint it. I felt this feeling was everywhere as AJ came up after me she looked at me with a concerned look and said.
"Are you ok Burt you looked spooked about something."
"I don't know I feel I'm being watched right now and I don't know where it's coming from..."
Before I could finish my next sentence I was hit with a purple and blue aura in two different directions, and caught me off-guard I came to one knee as I was trying to stand up I was knocked down by a blue and pink blur combined knocking me flat on my back.
"Burt.! What the hay is going on here..."
But before AJ could figure out what is going on she was grabbed from behind by a butterscotch hoof and was about to be dragged away when AJ broke free and turned around and shouted at her would be captor.
"LISTEN HERE YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS, IF GOING TO TAKE ME THEN I WILL GIVE YOU A HARD TIME..."
But before AJ could react the butterscotch hoof pulled back and trembled in a heap shaking saying.
"I...I...I...so, so, sorry I didn't mean to scare you I was trying to keep you separated from that creature..."
"Fluttershy?" AJ replied. The very shy mare nodded in response and told AJ,
"This is not my idea it was Twilight I was trying to get you away from that scary creature."
"Twilight?, Really? Flutters I'm in no danger here besides he helped me out here on the farm and done both Big Mac and Applebloom's chores and we were going to have breakfast made by that creature you clearly insulted he has feelings you know." AJ replied.
As Fluttershy looked at AJ and Burt on the ground flat on his back and not moving, AJ looked at him and was going in his direction to see if he is ok when Fluttershy followed the country mare and that's when the rest of her friends showed up.
"You see what me and Pinkie did to that cute creature we knocked him on his flank." As said by a cyan mare naming Rainbow Dash as she hoof pumped in the air and Pinkie popping out from behind of Fluttershy and AJ scaring the two of them with her infectious smile and said.
"Yep Dashie we got that sexy meanie pants out for the count." As she hopped around Fluttershy and AJ.
But before another sentence was said a loud pop of teleportation appeared in front of the group it was Princess Twilight in all of her alicorn glory with her best friend and fashionista Rarity still having the vapors.
"Twilight you got to warn me next time when you start to teleport, my sensitive body couldn't handle it last time you have done this." Twilight rolled her eyes at that last statement and said.
"I'm so sorry about that you have to be quick to take down these threats before Ponyville and equestria will be in deep trouble."
"Really?" As the mares stopped their talking and looked at me.
"You assumed I was a threat to your beautiful world and I did nothing to make you think I was a threat what proof do you have to see otherwise." As I was saying this I started to sit up slowly and put up my hands up and open to show that I'm not a threat towards them, as I looked at them in the corner of my eye I see Dash was ready to pounce on me right away. I didn't made any movements as I directed my comment towards Dash.
"Please Miss Dash I have not come here to hurt your friends or any other pony for that matter I know you are very loyal in Ponyville and your friends and that's why I'm not going to make any sudden movements towards anypony."
"Hey?! How do you know my name stud and besides...I volunteer to interrogate this hottie myself."
As I rolled my eyes on that statement I looked around my surroundings with my eyes and my options mode hasn't went off just yet I think it's looking around for any possible non-violent solutions to escape and come back at a later time to find out what I can do to convince the mane 5 that I'm not a threat but my options are very limited because of Dash's speed. So I will use my gift of gab and being very honest and talk to them to convince them otherwise.
"Ladies you have not answered my previous question on how I am a threat to equestria." Twilight and the others looked at me and back at themselves and Twilight pulled out a scroll with her magic and read off a list I'm assuming the things I did to pose a threat towards Ponyville and Equestria as a whole.
"First the injury you caused to a stallion named Big Mac, you broke both of his back legs."
"That was not intentional but I did it out of self defense, because he didn't let me explain what are my intentions towards his little sister AJ. So if that was a threat to a pony then I'm guilty of it but I put a splint on him and took him to the hospital, If I was a malicious creature then I would left him there suffering." I responded with a serious tone that is truthful and not arrogant in any way.
"Then the destruction of a barn on Sweet Apple Acres and the injury of Applebloom." She said the next one with a small smug smile on her face.
"That was another unfortunate accident as AJ was angry at me for a secret I was hiding from her and hounding me what it was and I put something heavy on one of the rotted beams till it snapped and the barn was collapsing on top of us I pushed AJ out towards a hay cart nearby and I grabbed Applebloom and jumped out of the barn till a stray piece of wood hit her on the head rendering her unconscious, I promptly took her to the hospital in which she is recovering. If you wish to have their statements you could come by towards the hospital right now to collaborate my actions."
As I answered her question Twilight was looking at me very closely sizing me up she has her suspicions and that I could not blame her, but in her mind Twilight feels something else is going on and want to get to the bottom of it.
"I could believe this being story, but lately things here are a bit on edge with the aftermath of Tirek and Starlight Glimmer still loose in Equestria and when she will pop up again. But then again there this strange species here talking, communicating, being mindful of our fears and those sexy brown eyes of his….Damn, Dash is right he is a hottie…...Twilight!Not now, if I could get him alone in my lab in the basement SEXY SCIENCE TIME!….No, no, no stop that bad Twili, bad."
"Uhhhhhhmmmm….Is everything ok Miss?" I asked.
"Ohhhhhh, sorry It's Twilight Sparkle Princess of Friendship." She replied.
"I would of got up and bowed but I do not want to raise the Ire of Rainbow Dash and having it misconstrued as a threatening action." I replied.
"Wow, he is very intelligent the way he speaks I felt of many years in school within him, hmmmmmm our foals will have his strength and the intelligence and his rugged studly looks mmmmmmmmmmmm mama likes…..Shame on you Twili, shame, shame."
As she is trying to hide her blush I on the other hand was having a very weird discussion with two other mares of Rarity and Pinkie Pie while Dash still keeping her eagle eyes trained on me for any sudden moments.
"I still say for a very dangerous creature his fashion sense is right there he is not brutish at the least, very proper like a gentlestallion."
"Thank you for that assessment Miss..."
"Miss Rarity please to meet you." As she extended her hoof to me, I always wanted to do this from the old black and white movies I seen as a kid.
"Enchante mademoiselle."
As I extended my hand and grabbed Rarity's hoof and lightly kissed it. She swoon at the gesture and proceeded to faint in which I caught her she looked up at me with those moderate azure eyes and started to blush in which I noticed but in the back of my mind I thought of one name that I will not betray in this manner "Spike" I smiled at her and replied,
"Please forgive me for touching a very graceful and very beautiful mare but if you have hit the dirt floor in which a lady in my sight is very unacceptable." She looked at me and smiled more broadly like Pinkie on a normal day, she responded,
"It's quite alright darling I notice in the way you spoke to me and in that Prench accent you used very distinguished, and very romantic." I need to diffused this immediately and If I want Rarity then I have to do this very properly for Spike's case he has eyes on her first and I think I have something in mind for these two.
"Miss Rarity…I am deeply flattered by your response and treatment of myself but right now I need to get to know you better as a friend first and to see where to go from there."
As I motioned to Pinkie to produce the fainting couch in which she did in the very typical Pinkie Pie way. As I lay Rarity on the couch she continued to look at me like a predator eying a new prey I ignored it till I started to talk to the resident party planner and boy did she threw me for loop.
"So how does it feel to be in a cartoon world, with mythical ponies and each and every one of them want that fun pole with all that foal batter waiting to be squirted out? Huh, huh, huh, and I spoke to the author as he is typing right now at 1:46 am in which he should be sleeping right now."
After that she proceeded to smile broadly and looked at me so seriously, I scratched my head and wondering what is she talking about talking to the author of this story? The only person is me but I'm here in equestria not home typing this story out on my laptop and here to argue semantics with Pinkie on the matter but I stopped myself and use the one thing I thought up is "Pinkie logic." And to this date I keep on thinking that….Anyway back on track as this conversation was going on Dash decide to ask this being some questions of her own and that means….Before I could react I was rushed on and pushed up to a tree and this rainbowed mare was looking at me and took a sniff in which she snorted and replied,
"So, cutie looks like you have already dipped your hard tool in AJ already." As she looked over her shoulder at AJ and she smiled nervously. I was shocked at this but wondering how does she knows? So I looked at Dash and smiled at her and reversed the pinning and got Dash pinned to the tree.
"Hey! Stud let me go, how did you out maneuver me so quickly?"
"Please Listen to me Miss Dash, first your sense of smell excellent, and second if you try to seduce me in the way you speak to me like that. I tell you this that is a major turn off to me because it's cheap, and makes you cheap, you are a strong independent mare show me that. When you do that come back to me and talk to me with a little respect in your tone and we will talk get to know each other better." I said to her, Dash looked at me with a sense of surprise in her facial features and nodded her head and said to me.
"I am terribly sorry about that I tend to be very straight forward and saying whats on my mind and not thinking. Rares always says that all the time but you are a sexy cutie and I will respect your wishes and talk to you if you accept my friendship." At that moment she extended her hoof towards me and I smiled and shook her hoof and said.
"It's ok I'm glad you realize it and yes let's be friends so tell me about yourself, Ohhhh boy here it comes."
"Well I'm the winner of the Young Flyers Competition, and manager of the weather team, and fastest flier in Cloudsdale, Ponyville and all of EQUESTRISA!"
At that last comment I covered my ears and rolled my eyes and thought.
"Still stroking your ego eh? Dash I'm surprise her ego didn't weigh her body down."
As I was about to to think more during her introduction when she said,
"Hey what is your name anyway where here talking and getting to know you better and you have mentioned a thing to us." At that point I put my hands down and started to introduce my self to the ponies they were very excited to see a mythological creature that disappeared close to 3,000 years ago and I retorted with,
"It's strange to have a scientific conversation with pegasi, earth ponies, and unicorns. The pegasi and unicorns are mythical creatures in my world while we have plenty of earth ponies but not in the color scheme as I see before me." While this conversation was going on Dash looked at me wide eyed and said something.
"Now I remember you were the one who talked to Derpy several days back?"
"Why, yes at the hospital and she mentioned of showing me around Ponyville." I replied.
"That part is true but did you mentioned, It's a date then to Derpy?" Dash asked.
"Why, yes why are you asking me this?"
As the date word was mentioned AJ was glaring daggers at me and started to fume a bit. I didn't see this happening till Twilight interjected with something to add in this conversation.
"You see, I think you did something of a cultural faux pas with Derpy. You see when you made a statement of making this tour a date, you are committing a relationship with said mare making her your significant other, in other words you are the coltfriend of Derpy."
"Why that dirty two faced snake in the grass rassah fass."
As this was mumbled under AJ's breath, I looked at Twilight thinking back what I did in the hospital and the date comment and her bouncing around me, my mouth slightly hanged opened and with a shocked look on my face that I did this and I was looking around for AJ and nowhere to be seen. I got nervous for a bit and did like any other male try to find a way out.
"ha,ha,ha,ha,he,he,.. So who's up for breakfast I'm fixing it up myself…..."
But before an answer was said I got hit with a very fast and vicious right cross that send me sailing to the other side of the orchard. As the mane five looked who threw that punch they looked at AJ huffing and panting and still snorting in the direction where I went at this point Dash went up to AJ and said,
"What's the big idea? Hitting that hottie clear across the orchard I hope he is still alive when we find him."
"Don't start today Dash I'm not in the mood for your yap."
"Why? He made a date with Derpy after you had a great ride on his naughty rodeo as you call it. And besides he didn't know about this, and I bet 20 bits he doesn't even know about herding either." Dash replied.
"You know AJ Dash is right about it this is a being that made a mistake that's all, you don't need to get angry about it." Twilight said AJ turned and looked at Twilight and snorted a bit till she calmed down a bit.
"I guess your right but he should of told me about it and besides I claimed him first so you girls are interested in my hunky stallion?" They all nodded except for Fluttershy she is interested in Burt but as a friend but she has eyes on some other pony at this point to make it known in their group to notice her reaction, Right now at this point Dash was invading AJ's personal space with an upset look.
"Listen here AJ you got to control those angry emotions of yours I bet you that hottie is really hurt by you and that quick right cross of yours…."
But before she could finish her sentence another right cross was thrown at Dash and a swoosh sound was made and Dash appeared behind AJ and smiled at her.
"You may caught that cutie with your right cross but me? The fastest flyer in all equestria Try again when you have my speed."
As the mane 6 were walking towards the area where I went to I see myself with a bunch of branches all over my body and a bit of dizziness as I trying to get as many branches off of my body I was starting to black out, before I said something very profound.
"Well at least it can not get any worse…."
Before I could say another word a very large branch with so many apples on it landed on my head with a quick thud knocking me out.
I know from you guys out there that I have been promoting my stories for a while now and this one took me a year to finally updated it. I terribly apologize for the delay things happened and lot of it personal, but at this point I will do better and keep updating from time to time not in years lol. Anyway I also checked up my Rays of Hope and its been two years! Ok that needs to be updated and I have it written out but not typed in my laptop just yet hopefully I will get a chance later today got some days off from work anyway do your thing and leave me a review thanks, also I adopted two stories The Rise of Ash, and The Price of Freedom by Zyonzilla, and Lunas' Eternal Protector The Rise of Ash is right here right now rewritten by me, and The Price of Freedom will come very soon keep your eyes out and thank you again for your patience.
