Okay honestly when I began this I wasn't thinking too far ahead, I just had the idea and went with it- I never thought I'd get to 7 chapters! IT was only suppose to be about Roxanne being a little curious- never thought it would have turned out like this, but I'm liking it. I have a full outline now and it coincides with the movie- a few choice scenes are different here and there but it's not completely and AU. About 50% is AU. I hope you'll keep reading, thanks for such positive feedback! *and negative- I need it I'm not much of a writer so telling me what I need to improve on helps a bunch!* okay- NOW here's chap 7!

WARNING- THIS CHAPTER IS TOLD IN BOTH PERSPECTIVES AT THE SAME TIME- IT MAY BE CONFUSING...SO IM SORRY IN ADVANCE.


Chapter 7: Normal


Roxanne straightened her dress out, maybe he'd come for her today. Or maybe it would be as depressing as every other day that she had dressed up for him. She turned to look at Metro Town Square and up to the sky wondering what he was doing. If he was okay, if he was perhaps thinking about her.

Since when had she started to care for the Alien so much? She couldn't remember.

"So hey, great work today, Roxy. Wanna catch a movie or something?" Hal asked, and Roxanne turned around to decline but a deep familiar voice full of irritation sounded behind her before she had a chance to open her mouth.

"Sorry, she has a previous engagement -for life." Megamind grabbed her by the arm and pulled her towards his car which was visible for the moment, leaving a stunned Hal starring after them.

"It-It's you." She breathed a little out of breath, weather it was from his quick paced walking or the fact that it was just simply seeing him again after a few weeks.

Megamind was quiet as he reached his car, opened the door for her and tossed her in, careful not to hurt her. He made sure she was out of the way before slamming the door, then walking around to the drivers side he slid into the leather seat besides her, slamming his own door and starting the ignition punching the gas and pushing buttons near the middle of the dash board, and Roxanne knew as soon as he did that they were invisible.

On the drive to the Evil Lair Roxanne couldn't focus, she knew she should be looking for what roads he was taking, so that she'd be able to find him again, but he was making her nervous.

She had never been awake when kidnapped by them. He wasn't looking at her, but starring too hard at the road, his eyes held something she hadn't seen in him before-fear.

"So what? No spray today?" She asked trying to get some sort of reaction from him.

"Not today. It would be pointless for me to use it when I'd have to wait forever for the effects to wear off." he said in all seriousness.

Her heart skipped a beat, what was he talking about? "You know I always wonder if you've ever done anything to me when I'm 'knocked out'."

Megamind slammed on the breaks, and Roxanne flew forward, the seat belt catching her between the breasts, almost knocking the wind from her.

"We're here." He announced.

'Hes not playing today.' she rubbed between her breasts, and saw him from the corner of her eye watching intently.

"Sorry."

"Mega mind-apologizing? Are you ill or something? Where are we anyway, I don't see any blinky dials on random boxes. Are you finally remodeling?" Roxanne asked firing away with her reporters skills, and her curiosity couldn't be botched.

Megamind was quiet for a few minutes not facing her, head down as if he were in deep thought.

Finally she heard him, "Can we forget today-whatever may happen? Is it possible to just continue on after this as if today had never happened?" he asked turning around to look at her.

Roxanne looked at him and the fear was stronger in his eyes, stronger than she'd ever seen it. He looked more afraid then when Metro Man was coming-hell even when she saw him then he looked calculating, as if he were planning another attack even as the current one was coming to an end.

Right now she saw pure fear, what had scared him.

"I don't know what you want but- fine. What ever happens today, we can forget." as soon as the words ended from her lips he was wrapping his arms around her curvy body, and he slowly slid to the ground, he was breathing ragged breaths and shaking in fear.

"Oh God. I was so worried." He said his head hung low between them, he pulled her thighs to him, his arms in a death grip around her.

It was almost painful to see the villain crumble like this. What the hell was going on?

"Megamind?" Roxanne asked his name putting her hands on his head, she stroked slowly trying to comfort, from what she wasn't sure. "What happened. Why has it taken you so long to abduct me? Is it my fault?" she figured if today was off record then she might as well not beat around the bush.

"I was..." He slowed then looking up the length of her body he asked, "Swear that this is off the books?"

"You mean off the record. Yes I told you that anything said today can be forgotten."

"NO! No... it was today, ALL of today MUST be forgotten." He looked desperate.

She still didn't fully understand, and to promise something like that-it seared her reporters soul-what was going to happen today? Seeing his face she agreed. "Including what we do or say then, or any thing else that may or may not happen throughout the next 24 hours. It's forgotten as if it never existed. I agree Megamind now tell me, whats wrong."

"I was afraid. I thought you were dead. I was so scared. God...you were dead." He held her to him harder, painfully.

Roxanne winched looking around she noticed, there was a leather couch in the middle of the room off to the right, it was huge. Was this his Lair? The real Evil Lair? Now she really wished that she'd been paying attention when he was driving like a bat out of hell.

"Lets go sit over there. So we can talk about this." she gestured to the couch, he stood and not wanting to let her go, held onto her arm like a child.

Sensing that he was in a vulnerable state, she didn't try to remove his hands, and well she didn't really want to stop him from touching her anyway.

Sitting down, she unclasped his leather cape, laying it on the table in front of the couch. Then one by one, she removed his long leather gloves placing them with the cape. He didn't deny her only watched with curious eyes as she lifted his hands and laced hers with them. Rubbing his fingers, as soft as the smoothest cotton.

"Tell me, what happened."

Megamind relayed what he'd dreamed, but was careful to say what had happened with just that dream, he didn't tell her about all the enjoyable nights he'd had before the day she'd 'hit' on him.

"I see." Roxanne's mind was working, if he'd dreamed the same thing she had- then it was possible that he'd also dreamed with her before. Should she tell him?

"That's not the only reason is it Megamind?" She questioned.

He looked visibly uncomfortable for a minute, and was so quite she couldn't hear him breathe anymore. After a few minutes she noticed a deep purple creeping up his face into his cheeks.

"Megamind? Why are you blushing?" She tried to ask seriously and not tease. He swallowed and then suddenly he turned to look her right in the eyes, and her breath caught. It always did when those bright green orbs pierced into her soul.

"I want you."

It took a minute to register, "I'm sorry? What did you say?" she asked taken aback.

"I want you. I honestly think I need you but I know for sure, I want you." he looked from each of her eyes waiting for an answer of some kind.

"How do you want me?" Roxanne could feel her own face start to heat up, no one had ever been so honest with her before.

"I don't know. But I know I want you. Listen I'll understand if you don't-couldnt-I mean wont- but- you should know that it would only be today. Tomorrow we can forget today ever happened. I just want to feel normal. If you'd agree." he stammered on.

"Agree to what, Megamind?" Roxanne asked reaching up to stroke his face, he was so purple she thought he was going to pass out.

"Loving me." he swallowed uncomfortably.

Her heart broke, she looked into his eyes and was afraid she'd fallen in love. With Megamind- the bad guy- the villain- the one who'd constantly kidnapped her for his evil schemes- but all that seemed to fade away into nothing. He'd asked for her to agree that everything was forgotten about today.

"Okay."

"I knew you'd say n-wait -what?" He looked back at her in stunned silence.

Roxanne suppressed a laugh, his face was hilarious.

"Okay, I said Okay- today, I'll love you."

Megamind didn't know what to do, or say so he just sat there.

"You can kiss me now." she hinted.

"But why?"

"Why what?"

"Why would you agree to this? Don't you find me repulsive, horrible, ugl-"

Roxanne decided to silence him herself with her mouth.

Megamind reached up and held her face in his palms, while her tongue worked magic inside of him.

She could feel his body shake, was it nerves? Or was he still freaked out about the nightmare from the previous night?

Scooting closer into the kiss he held the back of the sofa with his left hand and cautiously rested his right hand on her left thigh. He reluctantly pulled away.

"What? Whats wrong?"

"I'm not really- I mean I've read about how this works- is suppose to work- but I'm not sure if I-"

"Shhh," she held two fingers to his lips. "We'll go slow. We have all day. I'm sure we can figure something out. But is there a bed in this place? It'd be difficult to do this on the couch since it's your first time and everything." Roxanne admitted.

"Yes. Um, through there is-is my room." He pointed down a dark hallway.

Standing up she grabbed his hand and pulled him with her, wrapping his arms around her from behind while she walked down the small hallway, there was a single door that was cracked open at the end. She reached it and pushed it open.

Inside there was no windows, and a full size bed. The sheets were dark, the comforter was a deep blue. She noted a pair of fuzzy black slippers with red eyes and bat ears but decided not to say anything. Looking up she saw a rather large television attached to the ceiling. That was the only thing she found to be out of place in the room.

"I'm sorry it's not a big room, large places make me nervous." Megamind admitted sheepishly.

"No I understand, living in a prison and all for most of your life, it's okay- I like it." She walked over to his bed leaned down and felt his comforter. "It's silk. I was thinking leather."

"Oh, no not for sleeping in- it would irritate my skin...you were teasing me weren't you?" he noted.

"Yes. It's alright. I understand that you are nervous. Don't worry."

"Yes, yes well... I don't understand how it's easy for you to say. But I'll trust you. What should I do first, I've read some things I could try."

"Read? Really? I'm interested to find out about that but the first time should be an exploration- in my opinion. You can start by helping me remove my dress. Just unzip the back, like this," Roxanne moved his hands around her body, and Megamind found the zipper between her shoulders, and he slid it down the length of her body. Roxanne let the dress fall from her body and stood before him in her black lace push up bra and panties.

"I-I don't- I'm feeling very happy right now." he couldn't stop looking at her, it was better then in his dreams.

"Well since it's your first time, I'll let you undress me, and just do what comes to mind. Don't worry about pleasing me, there is plenty of time for that." Roxanne smiled at him, he was so nervous his eyes were glued to her body. "Did you hear me Megamind?"

"I'm not sure, I- what? Yes, okay." He moved even closer to her and reaching around her body again he began to unhook her bra. After a few seconds he managed to undo it, rather than pull it off he left it alone, and just looked at her before slowly touching her stomach moving up to the underside of her ribs before finally slipping under her bra and resting his hands on her breasts, Roxanne leaned her head back and let out a small moan.

Swallowing loudly Megamind began to rub the nipples, making them bud in his hands.

"Back up." Roxanne's voice surprised him out of his awe.

"What?"

"Sit on the bed. You'll see."

He sat down and watched as Roxanne slid her bra off and let it fall near her dress, his mouth watered. She leaned down near him and began to unzip his boots. Pulling them off one by one, he couldn't help but watch as she worked her breasts full peach colored beauties that they were bounced with every movement she made. He reached down and pulled her up to his mouth as she barely finished taking off both of his boots.

Roxanne slid her knees on either side of his small waist, she slowly rested herself on his thighs, trying not to focus on the bulge between his legs-she'd get to that soon enough. While he held her to him she reached around his small frame and found the zipper to his spandex, and began to slide it down.

Megamind tensed up, his heated kiss slowing down, but Roxanne didn't want that so instead she spread her legs further so that her center was touching him, and she grinded into him. He backed up a moment from her and gasped into her mouth, which only turned her on further.

"Megs..."

"Hm? What's that?" he said breaking from her mouth.

"Maybe a nickname...do you like it?" she asked biting his lips and then not waiting for an answer thrusting her tongue into his mouth again, finally pulling down his spandex from his arms to reveal a thin but muscular chest. She smoothed her hands over his pecs feeling as low as she could to see what this man was like. Soft, even with the muscles, how could all of this make sense?

"Please, if you keep doing that..."

"What?"

"I don't know what I'll do."

"I hope something naughty." Roxanne breathed into his ear. Megamind moaned pulling her thighs towards him. She could feel his stiffness. Her tongue darted out to encircle his ear lobe, she sucked on it listening to his sharp intake of breath. Enjoying how his hands tightened on her body, climbing up to her breasts.

"Let me-" He broke away from her mouth, and she groaned sadly, but let him go. He lifted her body up higher so that she was resting on her knees once again, and his mouth grabbed her right nipple, arms holding her to his mouth he began to suck and swirl his mouth around the rosy nub.

Roxanne held his head to her chest as he feasted. She lifted her head back and moaned, gasping when he got brave enough to nibble lightly on her.

"Megamind-"

He switched to her left breast, pulling her nipple to him suckling until she was sure she'd go crazy from the want.

"Yes, there-right there, bite harder, just a little bit." she replied between moans. "Oh!"

"Roxanne..." His body was getting hot, he was feeling weird in his lower half and wasn't sure if this was what was suppose to happen.

"Let me try something." She slid out of his arms and in one quick motion pulled his spandex off, underneath he had skin tight shorts that she took for boxers. Roxanne was a little disappointed. But not hesitating she grabbed at the top of the shorts, Megamind's hands moved to hold hers at bay.

"Wait, wait- what are you doing?" he asked breathless.

"I'm going to make you feel good. It's okay I promise. Trust me." she soothed.

"Are- Are you sure? I mean, I don't want to scare you." he looked embarrassed his face a deep purple, he couldn't even look her in the eye.

"I've heard you resemble a human man, is that true or false?"

"It's true. But, well- some things may be different." Megamind admitted.

"Like, what?" She arched a brow.

"Oh, uh- it's I mean-"

Roxanne rolled her eyes, if he was so uncomfortable with talking about it, they'd never get anywhere. She pulled his shorts down and off, he sat there breathing heavy and looking away from her face.

It was true, he looked normal at a glance but then she starred wondering why he was so embarrassed. His penis was blue like the rest of him, but the tip was pink. Reaching out she felt him, smooth and not, near the base of him there were small bumps that she almost missed, she ran her fingers along the bumps intrigued.

"Well, there's only one way to see if your 'normal'" and before Megamind could respond to her comment, Roxanne leaned down and slid her mouth around him, as soon as her wet lips touched him, he came to life. Growing thicker, lifting erect. So he wasn't completely different.

"Ah-!" Megamind clasp a hand over his mouth to stifle his outburst. His other hand clutching his comforter. Never in a million years would he have ever thought that Roxanne would be here in Evil Lair, in his room, doing this to him. It was like a miracle.

She lifted her mouth off of him but only for a moment, to catch her breath and then she tried to suck down all the way to his base. How the hell did he grow so much? Moving up and down slowly she was amused in the small noises coming from him. He was trying to keep them quiet, but why? Wasn't it more fun to let out your pleasure?

"Roxanne- I cant- AH!" He screamed before biting his fist.

Laughing she came off of him, licking circles around the tip of his cock. Sucking in small choice spots.

"Please, please,please- I- I'm going to- I don't know what- to- Roxanne-" His eyes were squeezed shut, his hands clenching onto the mattress, his body sweating heavy.

"Please what, what would you like me to do for you, Megs?"

"I-I don't know. Just love me. Please."

"Alright, lean back a bit, open your eyes Megs. Watch me." Roxanne stood up and making sure Megamind's eyes were following her as she slowly slid her black panties down off of her body. His eyes went to the place between her legs, and he swallowed so hard she heard it.

"Now just lay back, and relax." He hesitantly moved back to the center of the bed, unsure of what to do, just lied there.

Roxanne climbed the length of his body, and straddling him she looked down as she held his thick cock in her hands, guided him to her center. Realizing she forgot to ask about a condom-once his body touched her, she couldn't think of anything else. Pushing down until she'd sheathed him completely, his eyes grew wide and he let out a ragged breath. It was unbelievably tight.

"Does it always feel this good?" he hissed out through gritted teeth.

"Yes." Roxanne gasped and then she lifted herself off of him, only to pull him back inside. Soon he was lifting to accept her body, and pulling her down on top of him. Roxanne started to move faster once he got the hang of what he should do. Megamind sat up lifting her up so that he could reposition himself on his knees and then he pulled her close to him, sinking inside of her until he couldn't fill her up anymore. The small bumps at the base of his body rubbing on the tip of her opening were driving her mad.

Soon all that was heard was the smacking of their bodies. And the whimpers coming from their lips. Megamind pulled her down on him and apart from him, faster with each movement. He didn't want it to end but something was happening, he was getting hotter and hotter- until he felt like he was going to explode. Roxanne wrapped her legs around him making sure he couldn't escape.

"Megamind!" Roxanne called and held him to her, as she came. Her muscles contracting around him. Squeezing his rod tight, so tight he felt something in him explode.

"Roxanne? ROXANNE!" he held her hips as close as he could get them to his body and he felt something flow from him and into her.

Roxanne's eyes widened, she'd realized what was happening too late- and their would be no point in forcing him out of her- it would only hurt his feelings. But maybe it didn't matter anyway- he was an Alien race after all.

Shuddering under her, Megamind lied his head on top of her breasts breathing heavy holding her up. Still inside of her, he was thinking in wonder at what just happened.

Roxanne stroked around his head and ears in lazy circles.

"Was it what you expected?" She asked.

"It was better than anything I could've hoped for." He answered, and then after a moment, "Can we do it again?"

Roxanne laughed and she pulled his head from her chest and turned his face to look up at her, "Yes. As much as you want, today." She kissed him.


So, omg- I wrote some naughty's! Let me know if this is satisfying in any way? Some parts may be a bit OOC, I tried to keep them in character- in my head MM always looses his smug attitude when faced with sex- because lets face it folks as the 'bad boy' his whole life I doubt he's gotten much booty. So in my head he's a yeah- 'Cherry Boy.' Nothing wrong with that!

And Roxanne being such a dish- well she'd have to have had experience, it only makes sense. If you like naughty chapters like this comment for me to write more naughty and I will. I don't mind smut.