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Chapter 7. Cell Phones
Tony moved his thump across the smooth black screen, unlocking it "And that's pretty much everything." Handing the device Loki.
Loki took the device, eyeing it suspiciously, "This object captures photos and sends letters?"
"Yeah free texting, unlimited data, the works." Tony shrugged
Loki clicked on a few apps, "How do I change the background image?"
"Easy," Tony stood closer to the god, clicking on the desktop screen to navigate to the wallpaper options
Loki stared at the pictures of sunsets, animals, and plants with disinterest "How come on your screen there is a picture of you and Dr. Banner? I would like an image of me on my background."
Tony resisted the urge to laugh, starring into the god's face, he could tell that he was serious "Sure thing buddy." Tony pulled out his phone holding it up to take a picture.
"Wait!" Loki fidgeted with his hair, slicking it back and straightened his shirt "Now, I am ready."
Tony rolled his eyes and snapped the picture. Turning his phone around so that the demi-god could see.
Loki eyed the picture, nodding "Now, how will I be able to put it on my back ground?"
Tony turned the phone back around, hit a few buttons and Loki's phone ringed BEEP BEEP BEEP
Loki jumped a little, and he hoped Tony didn't notice, he unlocked his phone and clicked on the little green smiley face. "Ah!" There was the picture and it was a rather nice one too. Tony showed him how to make the picture his background image and then he added all the Avengers to his contacts.
"Alright, you're all set. I'm on speed dial." the shorter man pointed to 1 "And so is Thor, if he figures out how to answer the phone. Text if you need anything." Tony left the room, leaving the curious god to play with his new toy.
Loki texting Clint
hrw do youget it chang ringer/
What?
Why doesthis sa clInt
Loki, is everything ok? This is Clint?
Oops , wrong person
Loki texting Thor
Brother!
Hello? Brother? Are you in danger
Hello, I'll be there in a moment, let me grab my hammer.
HANG IN THERE LOKI
Nvm I figured it out.
Loki texting Tony
Tony Ive jus learned txt spk. Like om(me) ROFL.
Ive made a joke on myself, see "omg" - "Oh my Loki!" I am a god!
Hahaha no
Haters gonna Hate Stark
XP
Conversations continued like this for about a week before the green eyed god became bored of texting. "Thor, send me a picture of you so that I may add it to my contact list." Loki entered the room, punching buttons on his phone. Thor checked his pockets for his phone, but forgot he had left it in his room. "Brother I can-"
"It's okay," Loki raise his phone to Thor's face "I figured it out! Thor smile." Thor flashed the biggest smile he could muster and Loki took the picture. Usually seeing Thor this happy anytime would put Loki off but it was rather pleasant to see his brother's face, but he would never admit it. He cropped the picture and added the photo to Thor's contact.
Picture taking had become Loki's new favorite pass time, he would take pictures of everything then delete them. He thought about getting pictures of everyone for his contact list but decided taking awkward random pictures of everyone would be more fun. He caught Clint leaving the bathroom one morning in a black tank top and boxers. He got Natasha bending down picking up a quarter, in short work out shorts. This picture would serve him well in the future, if he needed anything from the archer.
Catching Steve was easy, pretty much anything the striped avenger did was awkward and funny. It was hard trying to choose from the photos he took of him. The horned god finally settled on one of the captain slipping on some coffee he spilt. Getting Tony was surprisingly easier then he thought as well. Loki had snuck in his lab one night, finding the playboy sleeping on his workbench like a baby, with a puddle of drool forming around his cheeks.
Capturing Fury was by far the hardest, the man always looked serious. No matter what, even doing the most mundane things. So Loki decided the one of the director at the grocery store looked best. Fury comparing cucumbers in the produce aisle was far too funny to pass up. He got Bruce in mid sneeze and chose a rather nice picture for Miss Potts and JARVIS was given one of those free background pictures. The one with the grass and the sky.
Everyone sat around laughing at the pictures Loki at took of them. Clint and Steve not so much and Loki didn't show Natasha hers, he may need it one day. Steve complained that he had wanted a picture just like Thor's, so Loki took another one of him. It came out really nice, but Loki had no intention of changing the current one.
The day ended with a nice dinner, everyone talking about their day and what their plans were for tomorrow. Tony, Clint, and Natasha had private press conference tomorrow. Steve and Bruce were heading out to Nevada to collect mineral samples and Thor who was off planned on seeing Jane. Loki didn't have any concrete plans and decided shopping wouldn't be a bad idea.
The raven haired god woke up around twelve for a day on the town, everyone had already left by the he woke up. He received a total of fifty messages from Thor explaining that he would be out of town for a few days. Somehow, with in the past couple of days, Thor had decided sending one word at a time was a "better" idea and thus fifty messages. He rolled his eyes and deleted the messages. He left and bought a new pair of black leather boots, a film on planet Earth, and small decorative chocolate cakes. -snap- He took a picture of one of the cakes that had the Avengers logo on it, he decided he would send it to the team when he got home.
Loki tossed his bags on the table, kicked off his boots, and headed for the shower. He grabbed his phone and turned on his Pandora to the opera station, letting the soothing music fill the room. -BEEP BEEP BEEP- He stepped out of the hot shower and picked up his phone. -snap snap- He looked at the phone but saw nothing but a black picture, deleted it and clicked out of application and looked at the massage. It was from Thor, he sent him a picture of a small child dressed as him standing next to a dog dressed has Loki. The caption said "Look Brother! We play together!" Loki sent a smiley face back saying something about how cute it was. He then thought about the picture of the small cake he had took and decided to click the option of sending the last picture he took to Thor and rest of the Avengers. He smiled to himself, placed his phone down and went back to his steamy shower. A few seconds later -BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP- Loki turned off the shower, grabbing a towel drying his hair. They must have really liked his picture, their responses were very quick. He opened his phone.
From Thor
Brother that is nice, but I am curious as to why you are sending me this?
From Tony
Nice.
From Clint
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK MAN!
From Natasha
Wow. Just w-o-w
From Steve
Loki! I did not need to see that!
From Bruce
...thanks?
Loki frowned at some off the responses; surely the like chocolate cake couldn't upset them too much. Loki clicked on his gallery pulling up the last picture he took and to his horror it was him a picture of him fully nude from the chin down to his knees. His body hot and wet, red in places he never thought possible, length hanging limp on his thigh. He threw his phone out of the window, but not before destroying it.
~TBC
Text from Tony
Dude are we sharing?
You still there? Because I got some pictures that would BLOW your mind ;)
Loki?
Thanks for the suggestion nlech16!
