Hey everybody! I'm sorry for the delay, but I haven't been able to upload anything. I also have another story up, the Hyuuga Style Christmas Carol! Even if you don't like the idea of another Charles Dickens parody, there's a bonus super-short chapter of "Kakashi, Iruka, and Gai, Oh My!" at the end. Right now, I'd like tothank these people, for their reviews and their patience. Mojo187, Selene98, HyPerPunnKGRL, InvaderWeb, UnboundWings, Shiro Ishida, and Ally1313! For those of you who guessed that the next chapter was about Furbies… you were right! And the difference between jam and jelly is that jam has seeds in it… I think. I don't eat a lot of jam. But anyway, here's the story, and you'll never guess what the next chapter is about! NEVER, I SAY!
Kakashi's Furby
It was a glorious day to go to the toy store, so Kakashi went to buy himself the hottest toy on the shelf: The Easy Bake Oven.
"I want an Easy Bake Oven!" Kakashi told the guy at the cash register.
The cashier, a word which means, "sad person that takes the money but can't keep it all for himself", gave Kakashi a strange look. "Why do you want a girl's toy?" He asked.
"It is not a girl's toy!"
"Well, it kinda is."
"IT IS NOT!"
The cashier blinked. "Um, anyway, we're all sold out of those. They're pretty popular."
Kakashi's eyes became big and wet, like he was about to cry. "But I WANT one! How can I make my special batch of chocolate muffins without it?"
"Sorry kid, but I can't sell what I don't have. How about you pick something else?"
"Hm…" Kakashi scanned the toy store, when he spotted a furry little thing that looked like some sort of mutant owl. "Oh! What's that?"
The cashier squinted to see where Kakashi was pointing. "Oh! That's a Furby! All the kids want one of those!"
Kakashi's eyes became bigger. "Than I must have one!" He decided. So he paid the cashier some money and ran home with his Furby, giggling as he imagined all the fun he'd have.
Kakashi had finally got home, and he had turned his Furby on, and was looking at it expectantly.
"Feed me!" The Furby demanded.
"Oh! It talked!" Kakashi smiled and hugged his new toy.
"Feed me!"
Kakashi looked down at his new pet and sighed. "But I didn't get the Easy Bake Oven!"
"I love you!"
Kakashi blushed a little. "Aw, how nice!"
"Feed me!"
Kakashi looked a little frustrated. "But what am I going to feed you if I don't have my Easy Bake Oven?"
"Feed me!"
"Shut it!" Kakashi growled, shoving his finger into the Furby's beak to make it stop.
"Mmm. Yummy." Said the Furby, it's beak trying to press down on Kakashi's finger.
"What are you doing?!" Kakashi rescued his finger and glared at the toy.
"I love you!"
"Um, I love you too, Furby."
"Feed me!"
It was late at night, and Kakashi was all snuggled up in his bed. As he was drifting to sleep, he heard a voice speak to him.
"Peek-a-boo, I see you!"
"WHAT? WHO'S THERE?" Kakashi was wide awake now, and he tried to find the intruder through the darkness of his room.
"Feed me!"
"Oh, good grief." Kakashi sighed. "I just forgot to turn him off!" He got out of bed and found his Furby lying on the floor. As he looked for an off switch, Kakashi realized something horrible.
"It doesn't have an off switch!" Kakashi gasped. "Now what will I do?"
"Feed me!"
"NO!" Kakashi slammed the Furby into his wall. "Let me sleep!"
The Furby said nothing. Satisfied, Kakashi crawled back into bed, and tried to go back to sleep. Then, Furby spoke again.
"You're my friend!"
"Gah!" Kakashi couldn't take it. He got up again, seized Furby, and threw it out his window.
"AURGH! MY HEAD!" Someone outside said.
"Heh heh, takes care of that…" Then Kakashi turned to go back to bed, when he saw… Furby was already there!
"What? I threw you out the window! YOU HIT THAT PERSON IN THE HEAD!"
Furby said nothing.
"Maybe he's finally getting tired…" Kakashi said to himself.
"Feed me!"
Kakashi's eye twitched. "That's it. This time you're toast." Kakashi took Furby, and went downstairs. Then he got into his basement, and threw Furby into the washing machine. He turned the machine on, and watched as it began to fill with water.
"Have a nice spin." Kakashi said, before finally going back upstairs and falling asleep.
The next morning came, and Kakashi hummed happily to the academy, rid of that Furby for good.
He cheerfully walked over to his cubby hole to retrieve some scrolls he'd need for class, and reached inside to find…
A MILLION DOLLARS!
"Whoo hoo!" Kakashi cheered. He started to do a little victory dance. He threw his hands into the air, and began to sway to the left and right.
Iruka came up to him and looked confused. "Why are you doing a victory dance?" He asked.
"Because I found a million dollars in my cubby hole!"
"Um, Kakashi," Said Iruka, "We use Ryo. A million dollars is worthless."
A frown planted itself onto Kakashi's face. "WHAT? NO!" He cried. "It figures!"
"Um, yeah." Said Iruka. "I'm late for class. See you, bye!"
And he ran away.
Kakashi sighed and threw the money away, to reveal…
"FURBY!" He screamed and ran to class, hiding underneath his desk and sobbing.
Meanwhile, Gai had heard Kakashi, and wondered if he was okay. "Kakashi! Kakashi! What happened? What happened?"
Kakashi sniffed. "Oh, it's terrible, Gai!" He wailed. "It's awful! It's… it's…!" He burst into tears again.
"It'll be okay, Kakashi!" Gai said, pulling his rival into a hug. "Maito Gai is here!"
Kakashi was too distraught to notice he was being hugged. He sniffed again.
"Oh, by the way Kakashi, does this belong to you?" Gai pulled out a Furby.
"Peek-a-boo, I see you!"
That's when Kakashi just about lost it. He started screaming things that were inappropriate for innocent ears, and he stormed out of the academy and went home.
"Geez." Gai rubbed his head. "A simple 'no' works." He looked closer at the Furby. "Hey, little guy! You're so furry and cute! How about you be my friend!"
"Feed me!"
Mwahahahaha! That was slightly based off of what my Furby would do… he never stopped asking me to feed him, so I threw him in the basement and covered him up with junk. Anyhow, what's going to happen next? Well, there's a new kid at the academy, and Gai wants to make him his rival! What will Kakashi and Iruka think of this, and what will this new kid think of Gai's… rivalry? Find out next time, very soon!
