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[Lum No Love Song]
(A blank blue screen appears, then a heart with bats wings soon appear, drawing a star.[Song Start] Then the title appears, Issei freaking out and trying to hide from someone.)
Those Obnoxious Demons
Ammari sowasowa shinaide.(The screen soon change pink, showing Lum,freaking Issei out)
Anata wa itsudemo kyorokyoro.(Lum soon wags her finger as Issei runs around)
Yosomi o suru no wa yamete yo!(Lum skips side to side, Issei ducking under the screen)
Watashi ga dare yori ichiban(The screen changes Lum's position revealing her tiger skin boots and bikini)
Suki yo... suki yo... suki yo!(Lum is shaking side to side excitement, while Issei was meeting Rias, Akeno as a shrine maiden, Asia as a nun)
suki yo... suki yo... suki yo...(Lum is shaking side to side again, while Issei was seeing a strawberry blonde, a blunette, and a blonde magical girl)
suki yo... suki yo... suki yo...(Lum is shakes side to side once more, Issei comically caught by the kendo clubs with is friends)
suki yo... suki yo... suki yo!(Lum soon kiss Issei one the side, making him blush, but soon punched by Koneko)
Hoshitachi ga kagayaku yofuke (A UFO draws a heart pattern, soon reveal that Lum riding on top of it)
Yumemiru no anata no subete. (Issei is dancing side to side, but Lum and Rias are side stepping towards him, causing him to shrink)
Aishite mo anata wa shiramburi de. (The two maidens try to kiss him,but he soon duck. Issei leaning back soon join by the other girls surprising him, all of them step dancing)
Imagoro wa dare ka ni muchuu. (Issei sneaking away with a smile on his face, but soon meets a baby on a floating potty, and breathed fire on him, looking quite charred)
Aaaaaaaaaa otoko no hitotte. Ikutsu mo ai o motteiru no ne (A tiger striped ship flys off screen, bat hearts moving across the screen, leaving pink neon streaks behind. The Urusei Yatsura cast running across the screen, red ribbons following them. The fish creature soon following them)
Aaaaaaaaaa achikochi ni baramaite. Watashi o nayamaseru wa (A tiger striped space fighter float off screen. The Highschool of DXD cast are flying upward with a hearts in the back ground. The fish creature tries to fly but soon falls, revealing Issei and Rias sitting on the moon together as lovers)
Ammari sowasowa shinaide. (Lum soon appears on the opposite side, tilting the moon and sliding Issei towards her)
Anata wa itsudemo kyorokyoro. (Rias pushes down, tilting the moon back and sliding Issei towards her, Lum does the same thing, both aren't eager to share Issei. Issei himself looks a bit nervous being between the situation)
Yosomi o suru no wa yamete yo!(Lum appears in pink once more wagging her finger, while Issei is running around)
Watashi ga dare yori ichiban.(Lum is shaking side to side in excitement)
Ichiban suki yo!(Issei soon sits down, sighing)
Chapter 07A: Meeting with the Fiery Fiance
"Wait, wait you said?!" Issei said in shock as he still groping Rias as she starts taking off her clothes.
"I want you to take my maidenhood." Rias said as she is now in her black lingerie underwear, but then looks a bit in shame, covering her breast. "Am I not good enough?"
"No, no, no, you're beautiful, but..." Issei trails off as he tries to comfort Rias, but Rias only smile at this.
"I'm beautiful... thats good." Rias leans in, making Issei back up to his bed. "I thought a lot about it, but there is no other way." Issei is confused on what she said.
'No other way? I don't know where this conversation is going!' Issei panics in his mind, trying to process on what is going on.
"If we do this, there will be no turning back, and on one can't deny it." Rias let her fingers flow through her hair, contemplating. "Among everyone I know, there is no one other than you who will deny me." Issei mind soon pause on something.
'Wait, you mean she chose me over Yuuto Kiba, 'the knight'?' Issei soon grin widely at this. 'Hahahaha take that you Bishonen bastard! Unlike me, I'm not crazy enough to reject Rias!' Issei's train of thought is interrupted when Rias is holding onto his face.
"While you do lack in some places, you also hold important qualities inside yourself." Issei swallows at this. "Is this your first time like me, or are you experienced like the oni claims?" Rias said with hints of jealously in her voice.
"F-f-f-first Time!" Issei said in panic, making Rias smiles.
"I see. This is my first time also. Please forgive me for being inexperience." Rias then begins unstrapping her bra, placing her arms underneath them, making them look fuller. "Even though the act is very simple."
'Holy crap! They're huge!' And it works as Issei's nose is gushing blood.
"In this place of mine, you just have to take it." Rias said sensually as she grabs hold of Issei's head, placing it on her bountiful chest. "Can you hear it? How fast my nervous heart is beating?" Steam began to leak out of Issei's head as Rias begins stripping Issei's clothes off.
"W-w-w-w-wait Rias! I'm not ready yet!" Issei shouts nervously as Rias begins unbuckling his belt. Rias growls a bit hearing this.
"Issei, are you planning to make me embarrassed?" Issei jumps as Rias whispers that into his ears, while unzipping his pants. What Rias didn't know upon doing this, it causes something to snap inside Issei's mind.
"Ahhh!" Rias scream in surprise as Issei suddenly grabs holds of her and pushing her on the bed. Rias face flush as she sees Issei panting hard, trying to keep his animal urges in check.
"Rias... I.." Issei tries to say, but soon stop when Rias gently caress his face, smiling.
"Its alright Issei. Don't hold back." Rias said as she begins pulling off her panties, but something interrupts them.
Knock Knock "Darling, are you okay? I heard you scream earlier." Lum is knocking on Issei's door, making Issei's senses return and Rias growl in frustration. Issei rushes quickly to the door, getting his pants back up.
"Its nothing Lum! I just thought I saw something." Issei lied as Rias huffs as she getting her clothes back on.
"I don't know darling, I'm coming inside away." Lum said as she opens the door widely. Lum and Issei froze on the spot, while Rias is still continue getting dress.
"Hello Lum." Rias said casually. Lum's eyes began to twitch as she stares darkly at Issei.
"Darling... why is she doing in your room?" Power is rising in Lum as her anger grows.
"Well... umm... you see..." Issei is sweating greatly as Lum is coming closer and closer, lightening jumping off her body. 'Please God help me!' And on cue, a magic circle appears on Issei's floor, matching to Rias's. 'Wait, isn't that Rias's magic circle? Oh crap! Does that mean somone from her family is coming?!'
"So she finally here." Rias huffs as someone emerges from it.
"Do you think by doing this will break your engagement Rias?" What came out is a beautiful young maid with long braided silver hair and silver eyes to match.
"Engagement?" Both Issei and Lum said in confusion.
"If I don't do this, then Father and Brother won't listen to me, right Gureifia?" Rias said in annoyance. 'Is everyone I know are going to interrupt me?'
"If it's discovered that you gave your purity to someone of lowly birth, let alone a human, then both Master and Lord Sizechs would be sadden by this." The now named Gureifia said calmly.
'Lowly birth? Is this how most people in the underworld sees me?' Issei thought to himself as Gureifia turns to Lum and bows.
"Thank you for interrupting Rias's attempt, Miss Invader. Any longer, Mr. Hyouhou would of succumb to his base desires, and I couldn't stop it till the act is done." Gureifia said to Lum. Upon hearing this, Lum's attention returns to Issei, who is now backed to a corner.
"Darling... care to explain yourself?!" Lum lunges at Issei, sending all of her electricity into his body, he himself spazing and screaming in pain, and lucky for him still live and conscience.
'Am I actually getting use to this? Oh man, please don't tell me I'm turning to a masochist?!' Issei screams in his head as Lum is shaking him back and forth.
"Why are you with that devil girl?! Why would you want to take her purity?! Why can't I be your first?! WWWAAAAAHHHH!" Lum cries onto Issei, sending electricity through his body again.
"Please don't freight Miss Invader, instead of punishing him, you should congratulate him for hold back so long." Gureifia said, stopping Lum sending more electricity into Issei.
"Why should I? He was mere moments away from satisfying that hussy there!" Lum said angrily as she points to Rias.
"Because most humans aren't immune to a demon's charm." Lum looks confuse at this. "Demons emits a natural aura that can charm most humans easily. Besides those connected to heaven, very few can resist a demon's charm. A normal human would of comply to Rias's offer in a heartbeat, but this human resist it longer then most can. He, however, resisted Rias longer then a normal should have. By enforcing his base desires, Rias weakens his resistance and turning him to a animal in heat." Issei slums down when he hears that.
"An animal?" Issei said as Rias is going to speak her mind.
"My chastity belongs to me and I decide who should have it." Issei blushes at this and Lum growls in fury. "And don't call my cute servant a person of lowly birth!"
"Riaaaas!" Issei said in glee, but soon stops as Lum began pinching his cheek.
"Darling..." Lum as she tightens her grip, making Issei groan more in pain.
"He is not your servant Rias. As much as you say to Master, you haven't done, nor complete the conversion of Issei Hyouhou, but no matter. You are the next heir to the Gremory House, and its just unladylike to show your skin to random men, especially before a important event. Now please get ready for departure." Gureifia said to Rias, who huffs in defiance. Not long, Gureifia turns to Issei and bows before him. "I apologize for Rias's action. My name is Gureifia, servant of the Gremory houshold. It is nice to meet you." Issei soon is enchanted on her silver eyes, making him blush a bit.
"Darling.../ Issei..." That soon stop when both Lum and Rias pinch Issei's cheeks again in a fit of jealously.
"Gureifia, did you come here on your free will, on the Household's decision, or on my Brother's command." Rias asks as she continues pinching Issei's cheek.
"All of the above." Guyreifia said calmly. Rias sigh at this.
"I see. My Brother's 'Queen' came to the human world with just those decisions. I understand." Rias turns to Issei and bow before him.
"I'm sorry for that Issei." "You better be!" Lum interrupts. "Please forget this ever happen. I wasn't thinking straight today Issei." Issei head slums down as Lum is sticking her tongue at Rias. "Gureifia, can you drop me off at my stronghold? There are things that I must discuss with Akeno. Is that alright?"
"I don't see why not. A King are often have their queens at their sides." Gureifia answers as Rias walks to Issei.
"Issei, please forgive me for ending it here tonight." Then Rias gave Issei a chaste kiss on the cheek, making him blank out on the spot as she walks to Gureifia's side. "Good night." And Rias disappear with Gureifia at her side. Issei only sits down as he still looks blankly where Rias was, but Lum is visibly angry and jealous right now.
"That little hussy, giving darling a kiss goodnight." Lum looks at Issei with sadness in her eyes. "You care for me right darling?" Issei still looks blankly, irritating Lum quickly. "Darling... you idiot!" Lum launches another bolt of lightening at him, making him scream in pain as he collapses onto his bed.
"Hmm... what's going on?" Asia asks sleepily as she opens Issei's door open.
It was the next day, and our heroes are at the academy, Issei looks withered and pale, Lum floating beside him, still angry about last night, and Asia looking worried and confuse at Issei's condition and at Lum's mood.
"Haa... 'Damn it! I can't stop thinking about last night! The feeling of Rias's boobs, her nude body forever engraved into my very psyche! Lum has to electrocute me just to sleep!' " Issei ranted inside his own mind.
"Issei, are you okay? You been like this all morning, are you hurting anywhere?" Asia asks in concern, but Issei looks away in shame.
'Asia... Please don't look at me with those pure eyes. I can't tell you what happen last night.' "No Asia, I um... am fine. There are some mornings that are just rougher to... get up." Issei lied, Asia believe in it, but Lum huffs, knowing the truth. As they continue walking down the hall, the group notice a distressed Akeno, Yuuto, and Koneko. "Huh? Something a matter?" Issei asks in curiosity, when Asia hides behind him, and Lum looking irked at the group.
"Oh... Hello Issei, we didn't see you there." Akeno said politely. "Sorry, but we are in a hurry. Rias-sama is calling us for something important." This caught the group's attension.
"Is something happening with Rias?" Issei asks in concern.
"Nothing too serious Issei. It just that Rias-sama has a important meeting today and it make her a bit edgy." Yuuto explains.
"Would it be better that we accompany her to ease her up?" Issei asks with some worry, remembering what happen last night.
"Well maybe, but are you sure you want to do this? It doesn't really concerns you." Akeno said to Issei.
"Sorry, but what happen when I last saw her, it made me worry since something is happening at her home." Issei answers. Akeno looks a bit surprise seeing a human concern for a demon, even Lum and Asia are surprise by this.
"Alright Issei, you can come." Akeno said with a smile.
"I'm coming too! I don't what that devil woman giving darling any ideas." Lum said with jealously.
"I will come too, for Issei's sake." Asia with confidence, even though her voice contains hints of nervousness.
"Alright, please follow me." Akeno said as she bagan to lead everyone. Not long Akeno turns to Issei, laughing a bit. "Ufufufu. It is nice seeing you worry about others, but I am curious."
"About what?" Issei asks, earning curious looks from Lum and Asia.
"Are you planning to add Rias into your harem?" This earn surprised looks from Issei's group, a smile from Yuuto, and a glare from Koneko.
"Wh-wh-what do you mean?" Issei said nervously.
"Well, you have Lum, a alien princess, at your side, and you have Asia, a pure hearted maiden, vying for your affections. Are you planning to win Rias's heart, adding her to your ever growing love nest?" Akeno said with a sly grin, knowing that Issei is squrming under Lum's and Asia's jealous glares.
"Well... I'm not trying to win her heart. I'm just concern about her that's all." Issei said quickly, dimming Lum's and Asia's glares a bit.
"Really? Then do you mind adding me then?" Akeno said with a look of hope on her face, making Issei blush, as he imagines Akeno, wearing nothing but a apron, calling him master. Issei soon smiles and drools at that thought, but that stop when he feels Lum's and Asia's glares intencify once more. "Oh, we're here." Akeno said as they are now afront of the Occult Research Club building.
'Thank God.' Issei thought as Akeno opens the door, leading upstair? "Akeno, isn't the club downstairs?"
"Ufufufufufu, not always. 'Downstairs' is where we do 'club activities', while 'upstairs' is where we hold meetings, and hold celebrations." Akeno explains, earning nods from Issei's group. "Come on, Rias-sama is waiting."
As the group head upstairs, Akeno, Yuuto, and Koneko tenses almost immediately.
"What is it?" Issei asks a he approaches the door.
"Someone is in there, someone we didn't detect till now." Akeno said with great tensity as Issei open the door, showing a impacient Rias with a calm Gureifia standing in the middle of the room. "Ara ara, this could be troublesome." Akeno points out. Almost immediately, Asia hides behind Issei because of Gureifia's gaze.
"It's alright Asia." Issei said as he pats her head, calming her down, still at his side. Lum immediately clings to Issei side, not letting Asia win her 'darling's' affection.
"Issei? Lum? Asia? What you doing here?" Rias asks to them.
"Sorry Rias, but when Akeno mentions something happening at home, I was a bit worried." Issei answers, making Rias blush a bit.
"And I am here to make sure that you won't do something with him!" Lum roars at Rias, still clinging at Issei said.
"I am here to protect him." Asia said quietly, still hiding behind Issei.
"I see. Then I shall start by saying that I have something important to say." Rias sticks up her hand afront of Gureifia, stopping her to speak. "Gureifia, shall I say it?" Gureifia nods at it, and Rias took in a big breath, trying to calm herself down. "Alright... I'll shall start by sayi..." Rias is interuptted when a magic circle appears, one of a different design, fire bursting thought it, blinding everyone inside, all but Rias and Gureifia. "So he is finally here." Something began to form. A tall, well built masculine form is emerging in the middle of this unknown circle, and with a wave of his hand, disipating the fire with ease.
"Well, it's been a while since I breathe this world's corruted air." The stranger said arrogantly. He is a tall handsome man with short blonde hair, dark blue eyes, with two angular lines across his face. He is wearing a open highclass dark red business suit, showing his white button dress shirt and his chest. Just by looking at this man, anyone can tell this man reeks of arrogance and pride. "My lovely Rias... I have come to see you." This unknown man said as he approaches Rias. "Now Rias, it's sudden but let's go visit the location of the ceremony." He then loops his arm around, being ignorant with Rias's annoyed look. "The date is also set. It's better to get it over with."
"Let go of me Riser!" Rias said as she shoves him aside. Issei is showing signs of anger as he sees this person harrasing Rias, not caring of her discomfort. Only just laughing at it, like its was just a playful push.
"Hey! Stop being impolite to Rias! What the hell with that attitude of yours?!" Issei screams at the stranger, surprising everyone in the room but the stranger. He only glares at him.
"Huh? Who the hell are you?" The stranger ask, continuing with his dark glare.
"I am Issei Hyouhou. Earth's Savior, and holder of the Gauntlet of the Red Dragon Emperor!" Issei shouts with vigor, but the stranger only looks at him dully.
"Oh, the human Rias has so much trouble converting." The stranger said to him, ticking Issei off.
"And who the hell are you?!" Issei points at him. The stranger looks offended at this, turning to Rias.
"Rias, you didn't them about me? There are actually people who don't know about me?" He points at Lum, questioning her. "You, oni. Do you know who I am?"
"No, why should I?" Lum answers quickly, making him a bit upset. He then points at Asia, who hides behind Issei again.
"Do you know who am I?"
"No. Should I?" Asia said quietly, making the stranger more angry.
"You really never told anyone about me?" The stranger still look of shock on him.
"Only because that they don't need to know 'anything' about you."
"Ha ha ha, that's quite harsh Rias." The stranger said calmly, even though veins are popping his head, and his teeth are clenching together.
"This person is Riser Phenex. Like Rias, he is a pure blood, high class devil, and third son of the Phenex Household." Gureifia said, but pause for a moment before continuing. "And also the spouse to the next heir to the Gremory house." Everyone froze in surprise upon hearing this. Issei walks up to Gureifia, surprise still on his face.
"Wait... does that mean that he's going to marry..."
"Yes, he is Rias's future husband." Gureifia said calmly.
"EEEEEEHHHHHHH!" Everyone screams in shock now when they hear this.
"Cut it our Riser!" Rias screams loudly, snapping everyone out of shock. " I said it before, I will not marry you!" Rias yells at Riser defiantely, but Riser only look confuse by it.
"But isn't your family are the ones encouraging about it?" Riser points out.
"It's none of your business! I, who is the next heir, shall choose who I will marry!" Rias counters quickly, soon looks darkly at something. "Everyone is hurrying it too much. Even though they promise till after I graduate a university, I can do as I please." Lum looks at this, but soon smiles at Rias's predictament.
"Gahahahaha! Well well well, what's happening here? The pot calling the kettle black? You try to push me away from Darling because 'It make sense to marry someone of your kind', but when it come to your own love life, you're no better!" Lum said as she points at Rias. "Of course, I don't expect a devil to know love in the first place. Gahahaha!" Rias looks darkly at Lum, her red and black aura flaring greatly, scaring her peerage.
"What did you say?!" Rias's aura fills the room, scaring everyone but Lum, Gureifia, and Riser. "You accuse me of having no love in my life?!"
"If the boot fits. So far as I see, you have countless followers that will do anything for you, you are betrothed, but if something catches your eye, you drop all that and do anything to obtain it." Lum then clings to Issei, still ranting. "I love Darling for who he is, a kind man who will go great lengths to protect complete strangers, and even further for those he cares about. What you like about him? Just Darling alone or just some dusty old gauntlet that only he can use?" Lum questions Rias, herself stop at her tracks. Rias looks down as her aura began to dissipate, with a look of shame and confusion on her face. Issei just has a weird feeling that somewhere something ancient is feeling offended. Riser just chuckle at this as he reaches for a cup of tea, grabbing Rias's attension.
"It doesn't matter what you feel for the human, it will not matter. Your parents, and brother for that matter, fear that your house will go extinct. In the last war, many pure blood devil sacrafice their lives for the cause, and many households are now extinct. Isn't it natural for Pure Blooded Devils to protect and perserve their houses and bloodline? A offspring born from two high-ranking devils is extremely valuable. Even you must know that." Riser pause to sip the tea, while Rias looks at him with a dirty look. "Recently, more and more reincarnated devils are gaining greater influence, but with that, the old households are losing ground, to a point that we have no standing in the future. While new blood is essential, we can't have pure blooded devils cut off, right?" Rias growls at this, knowing that it's true. "Your brother, Sirzechs-sama has left the household. The only one who can succeed the Gremory house is you alone. The Devils that call themselves 'The Seventy Two Pillars' are collapsing one another, and the future of all true devils are hanging on our marriage." Riser said with confidance, looking strongly at her. As Rias tries to think of a way out, Issei's group looks lost as Riser started ranting about something.
"Hey, Bishonen." Yuuto looks at Issei. "What are these 'Seventy Two Pillars'?" Issei asks.
"The Seventy Two Pillars were Noble houses of powerful pure blooded devils with history and peerage. They rule under Lucifer and the other Seven Deadly Sins. In the last war between the three factions, many houses are gone or close to extinction. Very few still live today, including the Gremory and Phenex family." Yuuto explains, earning nods from Issei's group.
"Man, this sudden marriage proposal pisses me off, but now knowing little more about devil world, its more complex then I thought..." Issei whispers to himself, but Lum and Asia pinch his cheeks as they heard what Issei said.
"Darling, are you actually planning to win that devil's heart?" Lum said as she pinches harder.
"Issei, it's a sin to convet thy neighbor." Asia said as she too pinches harder.
"I won't destroy my Household because of my pride. I do plan to bring in a son in law to my house." Rias said, arms crossed. Riser smiles at this, pointing his thumb at himself.
"Then you'll mar-" but Rias interupts him before he even finishes.
"But I won't marry you. I will marry someone who I think is good. Even devils in the old households have at least that right." Rias concluded, leaving Riser annoyed.
"Rias... you know that I bare the Phenex household name. I cannot let the Phenex name be stained. I came out to he human world for you, and you know how much I dislike the human world." Riser then unleash his wings of fire, scaring everyone but Rias, and Gureifia. "The flames and winds of this world is filthy. Corrupted by human's greed and ignorances. Just being here is difficult for someone like me, a being of wind and fire." He stares at Rias darkly and greedly. "I will take you back to the underworld, even by force." Riser looks at Rias's peerage and Issei's group. "Including incernating both of your servants and outsiders that interfers." Both Lum and Asia hide behind Issei, showing fear in there eyes.
'Would he really kill innocent bystanders for just being in his way?' Issei thought as he shields both him and them. Rias then stands afront of him, releasing her aura again, protecting both her servants and Issei's group from Riser's heat.
"Let's see you try it..." Rias threatens.
"Rias-sama, Riser-sama. Please calm down. If you do something rash, then even I won't sit idly by." Gureifia said calmly, before she stares darkly at them. "I will not hold back, for my Master's honor." Both Rias and Riser froze under her gaze, there powers disipating in fright.
"If I am being told by the 'Strongest' Queen, then there is no helping it." Riser said as his wing disappear fully. "I don't want to confront Sirzechs-sama's family, a family that is known as a collection of 'monsters'." Riser said as he sweat at this, also made Rias sweat at that, and Gureifia to glare at him.
"It was expected it would come down like this. If it can't be settled with talk, then we have to take last measure resorts." Gureifia said to both of them. Both Rias and Riser are now curious about this.
"Last measure resort?" Both of them said.
"Rias, if you insist on your wish, why not settle it in a rating game?" Gureifia said, Rias looks a bit shocked, while Riser smiles at it.
"Hey, what is this rating game?" Issei ask Yuuto.
"A fighting game between servants and their king. It something Devils use to test their strength, rise in ranking or help settle disputes." Yutto explains to Issei, Lum and Asia nodding in understandment.
"Of course, Rias can't participate in a official Rating game, but not a unofficial one. She can use juvinille Devils or outside help if she desires. For this event, it usually..."
"A meeting of relatives or between households, to settle a quarrel." Rias said as she interupts Gureifia. "Meaning, Farther and the others have already considered the possibility of my refusal and made preparations for the game..." Rias said as she sighs at that remark. "Just how much are they going to tamper my life till they are satisfied?!"
"Then will you refuse this too Rias?" Gureifia questions, but Rias only points at her, showing defiance, despite showing some nervousness on her face.
"No way! This oppurtunity won't come again. All right, lets settles this with the game, Riser!" Riser chuckles at this.
"You're accepting it, huh? I don't mind, even thought you know my winnings in official games. Are you still willing to fight me Rias?" Riser asks in confidance, irking Rias.
"I'll do it! I will make you disappear!" Rias screams with vigor, making Riser grin widely.
"Fine by me. If you win, you can do as you like, but if I win, you will marry me immediately." Riser said, shocking everyone, but Gureifia.
"I, Gureifia, confirm your intensions. As a representative of both of your houses, is it alright for me to manage the game detail?" Gureifia asks.
"Yes." Both Rias and Riser said.
"I understand. I will convey the news to both of your families." Gureifia said before she disappears inside of a magic circle. Issei looks worried at Rias's bet.
'Rias, are you willing to risk all of your followers for your freedom?' Issei thought to himself as he sees Riser looking at Rias' peerage and his group.
"Hey, Rias. Beside this human male, is this all your servants? Everyone here are all your servants?" Lum is offended at Riser's comment, while Asia is too is a bit offended.
"Hey! I'm not that spoiled girl's servant, you stupid bird!" Lum screams at Riser, showing her fangs at him.
"I am only a servant of god, not a servant to a demon." Asia points outs slightly emerging from Issei's back.
"That so? Then its more laughable then I thought!" Riser laughs loudly now knowing the exact size of Rias's peerage. "But how rude of me. Rias summons all of her servants, so to be polite, let me show you mine." Riser snaps his fingers, summoning a large magic circle, engulfing the room with fire once more. As the flames die down, what appears are a large group of beautiful women of varying ages. One girl has blue hair in four pony tails and bangs across her forhead, brown eyes, holding a wooden staff, and wearing a white haori, and a red happi coat and obi. Another girl has brown skin and eyes, long black hair, wearing clothing of a belly dancer. There was a pair, one with red hair, the other blonde, dress as french maids. Another pair, young twins this time, both have blue eyes, wearing gym uniforms, holding chains saw, and have green hair with side pony tails, mirroring each other. The next pair are two cat girls, wearing revealing sailor uniforms, both wearing boxing gloves matching their long, braided hair, one pink, the other sky blue. One maiden with long black hair, having buns on the side of her head, wearing a long chinese dress, opening in the middle and sides, showing her large breast and legs. The next one is more older, looking like a biker chick, wearing a black jacket, showing off her large cleavage, and black cut off jeans, showing off her powerful legs and some of her butt, three red highlights are in her short brown hair, and over her face is a white mask , covering her right face. The next one appears to be the same age, wearing light form hugging armor, a large broad sword on her back, five black pony tails spreading over her head. One wearing thicker armor, holding a sword and dagger, a cloth wrap around her head, and depite wearing a mini skirt, she looks like a veteran of battle. One look like a shrine maiden, wearing a purple kimono, her long silky black hair are tied to the side of her head. One blonde maiden is wearing a pink frilly dress, her blue eyes strangly matching to Riser's. The last one is the most radiant one, with her long purple hair flowing like water, wearing beautiful jewelry, silk garments on her body, and wearing a dress, more lingerie then dress, showing off her figure greatly. "These are my cute servants." Riser said as he wave his arms at them. Issei looks greatly shock at this.
'All those girls are his servants?' Issei clenches his fist tightly in anger... 'What a bastard, what a man.' and in jealously as he cries tears like waterfalls. Riser scoot away from him as he sees Issei body trembles in anger, crying tears in sorrow, and releasing a black aura around him.
"Hey Rias... whats wrong with that human? He is crying and staring at me." Rias sigh at this, knowing the reason.
"His dream is to have a harem of his own, and he is deeply moved seeing yours." Rias explains to Riser. Not long Issei screams in pain as Lum let lose a bolt of lightening at him. "That ususally stops thanks to the oni."
"Oh, how disgusting." One of the chain weilding twins said as she pokes Issei's fallen form with a stick.
"Riser-sama, this man is really gross." The other said, also poking Issei with a stick. Riser chuckles at this, bring the young twins towards him, the twins smile and cheer for joy.
"Now don't say that. It's only natural for those born from lowly caste to envy those above them."
"Riser-sama!" The twins said with joy. Hearing that revived Issei, he himself showing irritation.
"What did you say?! Someone of lowly birth?! Is this how most people in the underworld sees humans?!" Issei screams in fury. Riser just laughs at this.
"How else does a being of higher existance sees lowly creatures such as humans. Beings like me always experience something that you and your kind will never reach. Here, let me demonstate." He draws his lips close to one of the twins, she is puckering her lips while her sister looks jealous. As their lips make contact, the girl moans instantly as she feels electricity coursing though her body. She squirms under Riser's graps, and gasps as she felt Riser's toungue enters her mouth, playing with her's. Her body began to weaken, her nipples erect, her biker shorts getting wet from her constant arousal. Soon her eyes opens widly, her eyes rolling back, moaning loudly in pleasure as she orgasms, her body limps as they break the kiss, a trail of saliva still connecting. "Now round two." Riser switches to the impatient sister, puckering her lips in anticipation. When they made contact with Riser's, she too moans instantly, like her weaken sister. Like before, she can't stay still inside Riser's arms, moaning greatly as she plays with Riser's toungue. Her body is portraying her arousal, as her sister began licking the sweat off of her body. Soon both sisters began kissing Riser, fighting for dominance. Riser bean groping their behinds, kneeding them, the sister moaning louder, until Riser's hand touches their honeypots, both sister screams in estacy, their legs giving in, they're barely hanging onto Riser, showing signs of satisfation on their faces, as they smile, drool, and their eyes rolling back of their heads. Everyone in the room, are blushing as they all saw that.
"What happen? What's going on?"
"NO! I won't let you hear that perverted display-Icha!"
"Avert your eyes from that sinful display of lust!" Everyone but Issei, who was blind and deaf to the whole event, thanks to Lum covering his ears, and Asia covering his eyes. Unfortantely for them, they saw the whole thing, their faces flush red, biting their lower lips, and moving their legs and hip, as if trying to rid a itch. Issei shakes his head, now free from Lum's and Asia's grasps, now sees twin girls with ahegao faces, a satisfied Riser, and a annoyed Rias.
'What I miss?' Issei thought to himself.
"So you miss it?" Riser ask Issei. "No matter, what I have down to my cute servants is something you will never do in your short life time." Issei is pissed as hell when he heard that.
"What?! OKAY THATS IT! ITS NOW OBVIOUS THAT A WOMANIZER LIKE YOU IS A ILL-MATCH FOR RIAS!" Issei screams in fury.
"Oh? Didn't you just worship that 'womanizer' not that long ago?" Riser points out, Issei backing away a bit.
"SH-SHUT UP! IF YOU'RE LIKE THAT, YOU'LL BE MAKING OUT WITH OTHER GIRLS, EVEN AFTER YOU MARRY RIAS!" Riser laughs at that.
"Come on, it quite difficult to please all of them, 'Hero'." Riser said, trying to irk Issei more, but Issei just thought of a counter.
"Compared to a breeding chicken bastard, yeah I'm a 'hero'." Riser is now the one who is mad.
"WHAT YOU CALLED ME?!" Riser screams in fury.
"But, calling a chicken is a bit off, maybe a Yakitori is more correct. I even have a bamboo stick just for you." Issei shows the skewering stick afront of him.
"A Yakitori is a delicious roasted chicken on a stick, common in most resturants." The fish creature said as he sweeps the floor. "The word Pheonix inside Yakitori is... " DING "Oh, jobs over, union rules. Find out yourselfs you lazy slugs." The fish creature said as it exits the room.
"Rias! What the hell is with the education about us devils? We are beings of a higher plane of existance, yet this human has the audacity to assult me!" Riser yells at Rias, who only huff at it.
"Isn't that the truth?" Rias responded.
DRAGON BOOSTER
"I don't care if your a high class devil, if I can defeat Three fallen angel's and their followers, then I should have no problem defeating you!" Issei declares at Riser as he summons his, how only huffs at it.
"How troublesome, Mira, take care of this." Riser commands, the girl with the staff comes forward.
"Yes Riser-sama!" Mira said as she poses for battle.
BOOST
Issei summons his power, getting ready himself as he measures Mira. 'Okay, she is a devil, that means she is stronger and faster then a normal human. The only thing that really dangerous about her is..." Issei's thought was interupted as he sees Mira charging at him, her staff aiming at his stomach. Issei dodges the last second, surprise on both his and Mira's faces. "... her staff!" Issei was push by the vacuum Mira's attack cause, making Issei trying to destroy her staff. Mira spins around Issei's punch, using her momentum to increase her staff attack as she twirls it toward's Issei's head. Issei duck, avoiding her attack once more, and again push back by her vacuum. As Issei is being pushed back, he grabs Mara's coat, using his momentum to throw Mari off balance. As Mari falls to the floor, Issei jumps to the air, his armored fist clenches tightly, getting ready to destoy Mari's staff.
BOOST
Power inside Issei has doubled as he slams his fist onto the staff. It strain under the pressure as Mari pushes against Issei's fist. It lasted for a few seconds, but it soon snap, surprising Mari greatly. Issei smiles at this as he readies his other fist. Mari jumps out the way, Issei fist colliing with the wooden floor, he is squinting in pain.
"Owowowowow, man that stings." Issei shakes his hand, trying to rid the pain. As that happens, Mari, still shocked, is now looking at her broken staff, her body shaking, gripping the two halfs tightly.
"How could you..." Issei looks at Mari, confuse on what is she talking about. "How could you destroy my precious gift that Riser... GAVE ME!" Flames began to burst, from the broken ends, Mari weilding them as swords. Issei is visibly scared seeing this, seeing Mari's eyes full of rage and hate.
SNAP
But that stop when Riser snaps his finger, commanding Mari to stop. Mari's rage simmers down, but soon her eyes are tearing up, her lips qwivering. "Riser-sama!" Mari runs to Riser, crying into his chest. "Riser-sama, I broke my present you gave me... please forgive this worthless slave." Mari looks up to Riser, her puppy eyes begging forgiveness. Riser huffs at this and pats Mari's head.
"Don't freight, I will give you a new one, a better one." He then turns to his servants, waving his arm at them. "And not to let anyone left behind, I will buy each and everyone of you a gift of your choice." His servents smile and cheer at this. Not long Riser turn Issei, who now return from his shock. "I'm surprised that you lasted long for a human, but ultimately, you are weak. Who you just fought just now was my Pawn, Mira, the weakest of all of my servants. While your street style of fighting is something Mira is unfamiliar with, her power and devil skill are superior as you just witness." Riser chuckles at Issei, staring at him arrogantly. "Do you think that your Boosted Gear gives you a edge? How laughable. While it's true, in proper hands, it has the power to kill a god or a Demon King, but it has one major flaw. Do you know what is it?" Riser mockely ask Issei. Issei growls in frustration, knowing his weakness he remembers the jester demon pointed out. "No on have the skill to use it fully ever, and you're no exception. What was that old bible saying... 'Pearls before swines'? I think it wass refering to you hahahahahaha!" Issei growls louder, clenching his fist tighter. As that happens, the jewel inside Issei's gaunlet glows brightly, catching Riser's attension. "But, it will be more interesting to see you stronger now. Rias, how about ten days to train your peerage and outsiders that wish to help." Riser said to Rias.
"Are you giving us a handicap?" Rias asks as if abit assulted.
"Not really. If we do it now, the result will be obvious. I want thing to be more interesting if your servants are stronger combare to now, have a better chance of wining?" Riser said confidently, before he look at Rias intensely. "A Rating Game not something you can win with emotional speeches. A King's disposition can only be determine when he draws out their servant's full power. It doesn't matter how talented you are Rias, I have seen many other just as talented, if not better, never recover from their lost. Got it?" Riser asks to Rias, her face now full of worry and fright.
"Got it." Rias reponded, her voice showing hints of nervousness.
"Good. Oh and human, know this, if you are planning to help Rias, every blow you take, every shame you will receive, will be directed to Rias." Issei eyes are wide open, knowing what Riser is saying.
'He is questioning Rias's status...'
"Until we meet again Rias, see you at the game." And with that, Riser and his servants disappear inside the magc circle, leaving a worried Issei, and a more worried Rias.
A few hours has pass and out hero is now at home, laying on his bed, feeling shame as he remembers his meeting with Riser. "Shit. Am I truly weak? I had a hard time defeating Riser's weakest servant." Issei stares at his left hand, staring at the Boosted Gear. "The Boosted Gear can rise the owner's power without limits, but the only weakness it has is the owner's own limit. I guess Riser is right, 'Pearls before Swine'." Issei puts his hand down, continuing reflecting. "The gap between me and Riser is great. He, who has my dream harem, and me... two girls fighting to be my first one. DAMN IT!" Issei screams as he gets up, clutching his head.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK "Darling are you okay?" Lum ask as she comes inside.
"Sort of Lum." Issei answers as Lum wraps her arms aroud him.
"Still thinking about the meeting?" Issei nods at this. "Don't be sad Darling, you were awesome there. Fighting like a superhero. I'm glad you're alright darling, when that woman got angry, I was scared for you, thinking that something bad was going to happen." Lum hugs Issei tighter, showing a bit of fear, Issei wraps his arms around her, trying to comfort her.
"Don't worry Lum, it takes more then a angry girl to take me down. 'A horde of them... maybe.' " Issei thought to himself.
"So will you help that spoiled girl?" Lum asks, hinting jealousy in her voice. Issei sweats a bit hearing this.
"Well, I was thinking about helping her, you know. Like the time Rei was forcing you to marry him. Its pretty much the same thing for Rias." Issei voice shake a bit, as Lum glares at him.
"True, but that doesn't mean I like the idea." Lum said, turning her head, as proof of her jealousy. "And don't get any funny ideas of winning her over."
"I will try my best." Issei sweat a bit. "Lum if you don't mind, I'm going to take a bath. Getting into a fight tends to get me dirty." Issei said, making Lum's eyes widen for a bit, until she smiles widely.
"Okay Darling, you deserve a nice good relaxing bath." Lum said as she lets go of Issei, making him wonder what she planning.
"Thanks Lum." Issei said as he exits the room. As soon as he left, Lum began to up and down on Issei's bed.
"Now it's the perfect time to win Darling over that girl." Lum went inside her room/closet, and took a small towel, smiling wider, her eyes glean with mischief. While that was happening, Issei ia in deep thought on how to get stronger.
'Okay, I could get sword figting from Yuuto, maybe some magic pratice from Akeno, and hand to hand combat from Koneko maybe.' Issei ruffles his head in frustration. "Maybe I can get a better answer while I'm relaxing in the tub." Issei thought to him self as he strips himself naked. As he enter the bathroom, he immediately notice the room is full of steam, the bathtub is already full of water, and most importantly, Asia is there, naked! 'Oh crap, Asia is already in?! I was so in deep thought, I didn't even check!' Issei screams inside his head as Asia now notice him, blushing and freezing under his sight. 'However, seeing her tense up waist, her small lovely butt, neither thin nor thick, her lovely thighs, her slim belly, and most importantly, her breasts!' Issei thought more, as Asia blushes more, covering herself in shame. Issei is now looking at Issei fully now. 'Asia, you truely are a angel. If only I have Motohama's three size counter.' Upon that thought, Issei realise something. 'WAIT! THAT'S NOT IT!' Issei punches himself hard, ridding himself of that thought. 'I have to protect Asia, not get arouse seeing her naked, delicate...' Think about Asia's body doesn't help Issei's case when Asia now sees his manhood in full glory. Issei now notice Asia turning her head away, mumbling something. "YEAH!" Issei immediately covers his little friend.
"I saw it..." Asia said a little louder, exposing her breast and nether region to Issei, who having a full blown nose bleed.
'Asia, cover your important parts...' "Asia please forgive me, I didn't know that you where..." As Issei is swiftly exiting the bathroom, Asia grab hold of his arm.
"S-s-s-sorry.. it just this is the first time seeing a male's... sorry." Asia stutters while flusttering. But then she remembers what Aika has said. 'Alright... this maybe your only chance...' "Issei I have heard something that is common in Japan called 'Skinship.'" At that moment, Issei's brain froze. "In baths, you interact with each other..." And with that, Issei now imagines a scene he remembers seeing in a anime.
'Who is this person who taught Asia this wonderful, NO! I mean this strange knowledge?' Issei asks himself.
"ACHOOO! Huh? Is someone thinking about me?" Aika said when she is in her room, reading something.
"I was told that it for helping... deepening your relationship with someone precious..." Asia is blushing brightly on what she was saying, so was Issei, hearing her saying this. "I... w-w-want to deepen my relationship with Issei,..." Asia pause for a bit and looks into Issei's eyes, with hope and longing in them. "Would you do 'Skinship' with me?" Issei brain froze once more on that moment. Inside his mind, he is imaging gently touching her, Asia shivering under his touch, moaning in pleasure as she willing give her innocence to...
"UWWWAAAAHHH!" 'I can't do that to Asia! I want to do it, but I can't! I can push her down, and she will forgive me! I can't do that to someone that innocent!' Issei rants inside his mind, gushing more blood then before.
"Issei are you alright? Are you feeling dizzy?" Asia asks in worry, seeing Issei panicking.
'God damn it! Why is this happening now? The situation calls for it, my body demands it, but I can't! Not with Asia. Is this karma? The Heavens giving me a blessing, a test? Things can't possibly get worst!'
"Darling, I coming inside-icha!" The universe prove him wrong by summoning a lightening wielding space alien, wearing nothing but a tiny towel, and seeing a nude Issei and Asia together. "Darling! What are doing with this girl?!" Lum screams, letting go of her towel, exposing her to Issei and Asia.
"Lum, cover yourself!" Issei said as he 'tries' to cover his eyes, with small cracks opening where his eyes are.
"I will, if she covers up and leaves!" Lum said as she points at Asia.
"But I still hadn't done skinship with Issei yet." Asia said, making Lum stare at Issei.
"Darling... where have she learn this?" Issei began to sweat under Lum's gaze once more, trying to answer her.
"She learn it from a friend, honest."
"Liar! You taught her that word! Why do you want 'skinship' with her, when you have me!" Lum jumps at Issei making him trip, making Issei to instinctively grab the closest thing he can grab. That happens to be Asia as she fell when Issei grabs her arm. As she fell, one of her legs knock over a shampoo bottle, it's cap screwed open, spilling it's milky white contents all over Lum, Asia and Issei, mostly the girls. As they landed, Both Asia and Lum are laying on top of Issei, their bodies and nether regions covered with the shampoo. For Issei, just his stomach and his manhood. All of them groan in pain as they land.
"Whats going on?! I heard a loud..." Mrs. Hyouhou froze as she opens the door. While the truth of the matter, is that in Lum's action, it cause Issei to fall down, and Asia too. During the fall, Asia accidently knock over the shampoo bottle and it covered them. What Mrs. Hyouhou saw is something further from the truth. What she saw is Lum, Asia and Issei on the floor, all of them covered with a thick milkly substance. Both Lum and Asia are laying on top of Issei. They are covered the most, almost every spot on their naked bodies are covered. Issei is covered in sweat and only covered on his stomach and private area. What convince her is Lum and Asia's private area is covered in this unknown substance, mixed with blood. While it just shampoo mixed with Issei's earlier nose bleeds, what Mrs. Hyouhou thought is something else entirely. "Sorry to bother you. Please forget about me." Mrs. Hyouhou said as she closes the door slowly. Not long, the sound of running is heard, with Mrs. Hyouhou screaming. "FATHER!"
"What is it?" Mr. Hyouhou ask downstairs.
"WE GOING TO HAVE GRANDCHILDREN!" That cause Issei to explain for a good thirty minutes on what really happen when they left the bathroom, minus the skinship.
After that, Issei, Lum and Asia are inside his room, with Issei explaining the interactions between men and women. "So you understand Asia, Lum?"
"Yes." Both Asia and Lum said in sync, with Asia's face showing shame, while Lum's face is showing anger seen in a child.
"Men are wolves and if you're not careful, they will 'eat' you." Issei said as canid features appear on his face, emphsising on what he is saying.
"Men are wolves? Does that mean we have to stay inside during a full moon?" Asia said with her body shaking in fright.
"That explains Darling's behavior. He just in heat." Lum grumbles to herself. Issei is rubbing the bridge if his nose, trying to think.
"It's not like that. What I mean is that men around my age, are really interested in girls. We think about girls everyday." Issei said to them. While Lum just nod, Asia still bares the look of confusion. "To be more precise, every second, we think of lecterous thoughts. It a celebration if we see a panty shot on a windy day." Issei soon looks nostalgic, remebering such a event. "Ah, the infamous Panty Shot. A gift for above, when the hope of men's desire are being answered." Issei drools a bit remembering it, but soon snaps back to reality. "Do you two understand?"
"Does that mean Issei have constant lewd delusions?" Asia asks innocently, making Lum stare at Issei greatly.
"Yes Darling, do you have lewd thoughts about other women?"
"Well... umm, I would be lying if I said no." Issei said nervously. Upon saying that, Lum stare at Issei greatly, but Asia only smile.
"That's alright Issei." Both Issei and Lum froze when Issei took it with stride. So Issei is now trying somethinng else.
"Asia, I am quite perverted! You're scared of that type of person right? A innocent girl like you will only be use to satisfy their own dark desire. They will do bad things to you." Issei said darkly, acting like a fiend. Lum is confuse on Issei's sudden change, but it soon dawn on her.
'Darling is trying to scare her away from her. Darling does love only me!' Lum thought to herself, smiling and jumping where she is sitting.
"Something bad?" Asia continue questioning. Issei sees that Asia isn't moved by his display, so he step it up, looming over her.
"Like touching he body, touching the body..., touching your body! In other words, they will do indesent, sinful things to a girl! It's dangerous, right? Are you scared now Asia?" Issei said, while trying to look demonic. Asia only look down blushing, catching Lum's attension, making her stop jumping.
"Yes, I am scared, but..." Asia then look at Issei, her face full of happiness. "If I'm in danger, then Issei will come and save me." At that point, Issei began to cry, knowing that Asia will trust him at the bottom of her heart. Lum was thinking something else.
'No! She fell more in love for Darling!' Lum is biting her nail in frustration. Issei stop crying and straigten himself up.
"Even so, you should know about the dangers around you. Since you cannot distrust anyone, I am scared that someone will take advantage of you." Issei said firmly to Asia.
"You're scared for me?" Asia asks. Issei look darkly, remembering Asia's capture with the fallen angels.
"Yes, if a bad guy does something to you in a place I can't see, I may kill him. That's much I have to worry about you." Issei said to Asia, making her blush brightly.
"What about me, will you protect me if I'm in danger?" Lum ask, a aura of jealously emitting from her, making Issei shiver under her glare.
"Oh, course. I would protect you." Issei said quickly, turning a jealous Lum to a cheerful one.
"Darling! You would protect me! That makes me love you more-icha!" Lum jumps onto Issei, giving him kisses. Asia gets jealous seeing this.
"I won't lose to you Lum!" Asia then jumps onto Issei, giving him kisses too. They fell to the floor, Lum and Asia still clinging to Issei, while he is smiling widely.
'Thing can't get better then this!' Issei screams inside his mind. As this was happening, Rias came inside, seeing the display afront of her.
"Well, it appears the young wives are re-enforcing their love for the young lord. I shall come back another time." Rias said with hints of jealously in her voice. The group stop immediately and each of them had their own reactions. Issei panics, seeing Rias looking jealous. Asia flustters, knowing that someing is seeing her trying to win Issei's affections. Lum is mad that someone is interupting her, and to make it worst, it Rias.
"What are doing here?!" Lum screams, while pointing at her.
"Well... umm, I came here to ask Issei to help me in the Rating game, and maybe Asia also as our healer." Rias said as she blushes, still remembering the earlier event.
"Well, Rias, I was actually going to call you to ask you if I can help you." Issei said as he and the rest got upi from the floor. Rias face lighten up at this.
"Alright, now please back up, we will be leaving soon."
"However, we will be coming along, to make sure you won't turn Darling into a devil." Lum said to Rias, Asia nodding. Rias is irked at this.
"Fine. Get ready."
At a remote location, somewhere in the mountains, hidden inside a forest, is a large mansion. Its easily two stories tall, white walls, European style. Can easily be home to twenty people. While beautiful, inside one room is home to something ominous. Inside a regular room, something is hiding inside the closet, something with the power of cold, as snow flakes are escaping from the cracks.
Issei nears Rias, but soon replace by Lum, making him trip. Title appears.
Those Obnoxious Demons
Commercial Begins
The scene opens, showing Cairo, Egypt. Over the more rural area, a small group of three are jumping over the roofs, spliting up as they reach a history museum. Inside, one of them stealthfully enters, bypassing the hulkish guards below him. In another part of the building, a short individual is hacking the museum's security mainframe, in incredible speeds, reprograming the security cameras to show still frames of clear hallways, disarming laser grid alarms, and security gates, leaving a clear path for the first. As he runs, he is jumping over spiers, grinding over metal piping, walking on rope, 5 stories high, but stops when he faces a large, metallic door. Soon something crashes behind him. Its a large hulking figure, a form built with large amount of muscle and fat. The large one pass by the smaller one, and begin pushing it open. As the door opens, another obsticle presents itself as a heavy barred gate, blocking them from their goal. The large one stomps the ground, lifting a large heavy statue into the air. The large one grabs it, and chucks it across, breaking the gate open. Seeing that nothing is blocking him, the smaller one departs, running across a rope line, while the guards below him are ignorant of his presence. As he enters, he sees that inside the room is a large, and vacant, with only blueprints and plans of something large. This person is surprise, seeing what he wants are gone.
"Where are the Clockwerk part?" Then, popping out of nowhere, two beautiful individuals are pointing their weapons at him.
"Freeze Cooper!" The Vixan commands, revealing the mysterious figure to be a tall, lean racoon, equiped with clothing and gear only a master thief needs. This is Sly Cooper, Master Thief and leader od the Cooper Gang. What will be a normal game of Cat and Mouse between him and the beautiful spanish vixan, Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox, changes when they began to hear the roar of a engine. Then inbetween them, something crashes through is a police Convertable. It headlights, blinding them. Coming out of the sides are two indivduals. One looks to be a detective that belongs to a Noir film. The other looks like something that belongs to a children's program. The detective pulls something out of his coat, pulling out a golden badge, saying Police across it.
"Freeze! Freelance Police!" The lights are turn off, revealing the detective to be a overweight dog, and a naked bunny rabbit, with seratted shark teeth. Sly is confused seeing them, but Carmelita is groaning.
"Not them."
That's Right, Sam and Max are back, now in a crossover that a semi-noncreative indivisual thougth up after seeing a fan poster that countless geeks and nerds are throwing money at their computer screens, at their mom's house. (Show a pale, thick individual throwing money a computer screen)
Sly Cooper and the Gang are blamed with the theft of the infamous body parts of the immoral Clockwerk.(A giant owl transforming into a mechanical monstrocity. Wanted posters are showing Sly, Bently, and Murry)
Now knowing that that they are loose upon the world, its up to them to steal it back, but that become diffcult with Interpol on their tail, with assiatance from two individuals who should be nowhere near law enforment. (Sly and the gang are at various parts of the world, preparing their heist, while dodging Sam and Max's gun fire)
Oddly enough, Sam and Max are maybe the key to help them clear their names, and prove their innocence, if only they don't they kill them first, and everything aroung them. (Sam is looking at the Clockwerk crime scene, seeing the difference between Sly's gang and one with a netorious international organized crime ring. While Max is throwing knives at a graffitied picture of Sly, ridden with puncture marks and bullet holes, lots and lots of bullet holes.)
Sly and the Gang in:
Sam And Max: World Tour.
The scene changes, showing then now destroyed Museum, with many injured officers, destoyed artifacts, and a angry Inspector Fox. "What have you two idiots have done?!"
"We have cause millions of property damage and destroy priceless artifacts in the name of justice. A few hundred short on what you cause daily." Sam said as he enjoys a bag of donuts.
"What?" Carmelita said confusedly as a bullet pass her, destroying a thousand year old pot.
"Not any more. WE WIN!" Max screams cheerfully, as he waves his pistol into the air.
"HAHAHAHAHA! You crack me up up little buddy!" Sam laughs as he slaps Max high into the air, who is cheering as he falls onto the ground, unharmed. Neela groans at seeing this.
"I need a vacation after this."
Commercial Ends
Issei running towards a topless Lum, but gets punch by Koneko as the title appears.
Those Obnoxious Demons
Chapter 07B: Let the Training begin, on the frozen world
The scene opens, showing the tall mountains and forests. The sun is shining, birds are chirping. A beautiful day for a hike. "Ha.. Ha.. Ha.."
"Come on Issei... Hurry up!" Rias commands Issei, who is carrying a backpack nearly two to three his size. Afront of him are Asia, Lum, Rias and Akeno, waiting for Issei.
"Umm, should we help Issei? He is carrying our luggage as well." Asia said in worry.
"It's fine. If Issei can't handle that, then he can't get stronger." Rias said as she continues walking.
'Thanks for trying Asia, but Rias is a demon. Torture is a trade.' Issei thought as he is sweating buckets. Issei sits down, trying to catch his breath, but suddenly a large shadow looms over him.
"I can't believe we found all these edible plants along the way. Let see if we can make them a side dish in tonight's dinner." Yuuto said as he easily carries his load that twice Issei's size.
"Stir-fry, vegetable tempura, wild herb salad." Koneko said as she carries a large load, five time larger then Yuuto's and Issei's, combined.
"Hello Issei, we will be going ahead, alright?" Yuuto said as he passby Issei.
"... We will be going ahead." Koneko said with a glare, her barrate grinning widely, showing it's sharp teeth. Issei's eye twitches seeing this. He is grinding his teeth together, his body tenses up. He is soon revitalized, running quickly, passing Yuuto, Koneko, Asia, Lum, Rias, and Akeno.
"I WON'T LOSE!" Issei screams as he leaves a dust trail.
"Ara ara, I wonder what lit his fire?" Akeno titters as she saw that.
"I wonder what happen?" Rias asks herself.
"Issei, please don't push yourself!" Asia said in worry.
"Go Darling, Go-Icha!" Lum cheers, seeing that Issei is trying to become stronger. A few minutes, later the group arrive at their destination, a large two story white mansion. Laying afront of the door is Issei, exusted from running with a heavy load on his back.
"We have arrived. Today, we will start our strength training. Everyone, get ready. As everyone enters inside, they see that its quite beautiful. The girls began walking upstairs, with a bundle of clothing in their arms. "We are going to change now, no peeking." Rias said, specifically to Issei.
"I will kill you if you peek." Koneko said, her barrette yowling.
"Change?!" Issei spang up from his exhaustion, his eyes full of lust. 'Of course I will peek, no man in his right mind doesn't want to!'
"Issei, I will change too." Yuuto said, grabbing Issei attention. "But... please don't peek." Yuuto said shyly, earning Issei a disgusted look.
"Yuuto, in all seriousness, I will kick your ass." Issei walk opposite to where Yuuto is changing. The room he entered appears to be a simple room. Not too big, nor too small. A single bed, a view outside and a closet to place his stuff. "I guess this will be my room. A bit drafty though." Issei said as he changes from his Kuoh Academy clothing to his track suit.
"Issei, what taking you soo long! We are ready to start!" Rias yells in the hallway, showing impacience.
"Sorry Rias, just putting my cloths away!" Issei said as he gathers his clothing up, looking somewhere to place it. 'Hmm, the closet will due for now.' Issei thought as he is about to open the closet.
"What taking him so long? It can't take him this long to get ready." Rias said as she taps her foot. Soon then everyone felt a rumble close by.
"What was that?" Akeno asks curiously.
"It came from Issei's room." Yuuto points. Soon then, Issei's room slams open, pouring out a avalance of snow, filling the mansion quickly and covering outside. Everyone emerge from the snow, shivering with cold.
"Where did all this snow come from?" Rias questions, but sees Lum and Asia running towards Issei's room.
"Darling! Where are you?" "Issei, please tell us where are you?" Both Lum and Asia said in worry. They hear a muffled sound near them, inside Issei's room. "DARLING!/Issei!" Soon both girls are digging where they presume where Issei is.
"Everyone lend a hand." Rias commands everyone as they began to dig too. They dig quickly, fearing that Issei will lose air. Well almost everyone. Koneko is digging because Rias said so. As they dug a large pit, they soon reach their goal, Issei Hyouhou alive and well, but with someone else. Inside his arms is a petite, slender woman, with porcelain white skin, pink lips, brown eyes, and shining crystal blue hair, as if it was made of ice and wearing a pure white kimono, smiling gracefully as the snow itself.
"Oh my, it appears someone caught me. Thank you." This woman said to Issei.
"A SNOW WOMAN?!" Everyone said loudly. Not that anyone could blame them. It was close to summer and a Yokai of ice showing here is quite surprising. Rias and her peerage tenses up, seeing that a yokai have entered their territory, showing that they are ready to fight and precautious, knowing how powerful a being of elemental origins are. Lum is just surprise, knowing who this person is.
"Oyuki? Is that you?" Lum said, surprising everyone.
"Oh, Lum. Good to see you. How are you doing?" Oyuki asks politely.
"Alright, but why is Darling is holding on to you?" Lum said jealously.
"Oh, so this is Issei." Oyuki said as she wiggles out of Issei's arms. " I accidentally fell down the portal, tumbling down until your husband caught me." Oyuki said, as she looks at Issei's face, blushing a bit. "I can why you are charmed." Issei blush a bit at that, but Asia and Lum are looking at Oyuki with jealously. Oyuki looks around, reconizing many faces. "You must be Asia, Issei's mistress correct?" Asia blushes greatly hearing herself as a mistress. "You must be Akeno, the lewd Shrine Maiden, correct?"
"Ara ara, I don't know about lewd." Akeno said, holding her face, blushing a bit.
"And are you Yuuto, the Celibete Knight?"
"At your service." Yuuto bows, blushing a bit too.
"You are Koneko, the petite brute?"
"Who told you that?" Koneko said, show bit of anger.
"And your Rias, the temptress, correct?" Rias eye twitch at this, being called a temptress.
"They are as you describe them Lum." Oyuki said with a gentle smile. Everyine soon look at Lum, seeing that that how she describe everyone.
"So umm, Oyuki correct?" Issei asks her.
"Yes."
"What were you doing in my closet?"
"Oh, back home, we are having a snow problem, too much for our crops and quite bothersome. To sovle this we simply dump the excess snow someplace else." Oyuki looks around again, seeing that it inside someone's home. "By the looks of it, the computer chose this place." Oyuki stands up, and bows before them. "I apoligize for the mess I made. I shall return home and reset the coordinates." Oyuki begans walking back to Issei's closet, but turns arounds. "Issei, can you escort me back to my kingdom? It quite unladylike for someone like me to return unescorted." Issei blush abit, seeing her beauty.
"Umm, sure." Issei answered.
"Just wait a moment! We suppost to start training today." Rias said quickly.
"Training? Hmm... how about start your training at my home?" Rias froze at that.
"Well, maybe. A cold enviroment may provide a excellent training ground." Rias is thinking hard about it, trying to decide to do this or not. "Alright. We will begin training at Oyuki's home." Rias said.
"Excellent. Please follow me." Oyuki said, as everyine begins to follow her. As everyone are entering Issei's closet, they notice that its vastly larger then it appears. As they journey further inside, color and light began to spin and warp around them. Everyone are looking at this, both memorizes and scared seeing this. While looking around, Issei notices that the door behind them has disappeared.
"Issei, I'm scared. Let's go back." Asia said as she clings to Issei's arm.
"Too late, the door just disappear." Issei said as he pats her head.
"Please follow me closely, or you'll be lost. This is a fourth-dimentional passage, and I am afraid that you'll never find your way out without guidance." Oyuki said. Everyone nod to Oyuki's saying. Rias and her peerage are nervous about this. So far to their knowledge, a race of youkai are using a form of technology that can bypass devil magic barriers with ease. This concept is quite frightening to them. If the Yokai are willing to attack the three factions, they will have no problem bypassing their defences, and can attack them straight at their heart. "Here we are." Oyuki said, as ahe stops afront of a dark chasm. "Now be careful. It's a large jump." With that saying, Oyuki jump down it, surprising almost everyone. At first, everyone is nervous, but Issei has do it, to get stronger.
"Here goes nothing!" Issei screams as he jumps down, Lum following him. A he falls down, Issei is getting a weird sensation. It feels like gravity is turning him around, instead of falling on his feet, it feels like he is going to land on his head. As he continues to fall, he sees a bright light, as he comes closer, it becomes brighter and brighter, blinding Issei, until it's gone. All Issei can see is a frozen world, covered in snow, with two moons in the starry sky. While beautiful, that is not what making Issei smile widely. What is seeing, is many beautiful women, all of them swoon by his appearance. 'This got be heaven!' But, then he notice, that he is falling to the ground, head first. "Oh Shi..!" Issei landed in the snow, groaning in pain. As he got up, he hears a scream above him. Looking up, he sees Asia falling towards him. Acting quickly, Issei runs towards where Asia going to land and catches her before she landed. "Whew, that was close." Issei said as Lum and the others float down.
"Darling, are you okay?" Lum asks in worry, pushing Asia aside. Asia puff her cheeks at that.
"I'm fine Lum, but where are we?" Issei asks.
"We are on Neptune, my home planet." Oyuki said, surprising everyone.
"Wait, does that mean your a alien?" Rias asks, her mind in confusion.
"Of course. Did I appear as something else?" Oyuki ask. Rias and her peerage look a bit ashamed, thought that Oyuki was a yokai, not a being from another world.
"My queen, who are your guest?" a servant asks Oyuki, grabbing everyone's attension.
"QUEEN!" Everyone but Lum scream in shock.
"These are the people that the snow are being sent to. Can you recalibrate it to chose another location?"
"Of course my queen. Should we prepare rooms for our new guest?"
"Not necessary. They would like to train though, is their someplace they can do that?" The servant began to think, and soon came with a idea.
"The Mansion's garden is a ideal place for training. It has wide open spaces, a serene atmosphere, and can be easily repaired if any damage occur."
"Excellent idea." Oyuki turn to Issei and the others. "I shall guide you to my home. Please follow me." Not long, everyone nod and began to follow Oyuki. As they walk, Issei and everyone notice that the civilians are looking and giggling as they pass. Especially when Issei and Yuuto passby.
"Ms. Oyuki, why are they are acting that way?" Yuuto ask curiously.
"Oh, I apoligise for that, but most of our men often work off world, so many young maidens are curious when it comes to the opposite sex." Oyuki explains. A idea pops inside Issei's head, imaging a large group of snow women learning to obey and please him on command. "Also when it comes to moving snow, it's traditional for the men to do it." Issei's imagination soon change to him being a chicken peck husband shoveling snow, his snow wives telling him to hurry up. "Here we are." Oyuki said. The group gasp as hey see a towering building, look like it made out of pure ice, being held by pillars of ice. "Your training ground is on the twentyfifth floor."
In a scerenic place, a place with evergreen pine trees, frozen trees, flowers made of ice, and in a large clearing are Issei and Yuuto, facing one another, with wooden swords in their hands. The tension in the air is great as Issei and Yuuto square each other. Issei is the first to strike, swinging downward. "Not Like that." Yuuto immediately avoid Issei's attack. "Don't just read the sword's movement..." Yuuto is circling Issei quickly as if he is floating on air. "Expand your vision, seeing your opponent and your surroundings." Yuuto brings his sword up, Issei barely registering Yuuto's position. Issei is about to swing, but soon felt Yuuto's sword ay his neck, he himself in mid-swing. Issei growl at this, being reminded how Yuuto is better then him. "Your reaction is getting better, but it still have lots of holes in your defences. We will work on it again tomarrow. Right now, you must train with Akeno."
"Right." Issei said as he begins to walk away.
"Remember, concentrate. Let your aura gather around your hand. Concentrate." Akeno said, as she presses her body against his back, whispering into his ear like a lover.
'Easier said then done. I'm concentrating more on my back then my hands.' Issei thought as he feels Akeno's breast pushing against his back.
"Come on Issei, please concentrate, for me." Akeno said sensually to his ear, lighting Issei's inner fire.
'ALRIGHT! Now concentrate, concentrate...' Issei is focusing, trying to pour something into his palm, something that embodies power. As Issei closes his eyes, he begins to see something, it's small but he can feel it. It has great potential, potential to be great. As Issei open his eyes, he sees something floating in his hand. It is small, but warm, as if it's a small ember of fire. Akeno smiles seeing Issei finally bring forth the magic inside him.
"Excellent work Issei. You are on your way on mastering the ways of magic." Akeno congragulate. "Now let see how Asia's doing." Akeno turns from Issei and sees Asia concentrating, her ahoge twitching in strain. "Come on Asia, concentrate. If you want to be our healer, you must master the magic inside you."
"Okay." Asia said stressfully as she pushes herself. Soon a small light appear inside her hand, then it began to grow, larger and larger until it became a size of a soccer ball. Asia smiles greatly, seeing that see completes her task, while Issei is under a cloud of dispair, seeing his affinity for magic is pathetic.
"Something a matter Issei, you were happy that you summon you magic not that long ago." Akeno said. Issei rise from his cloud and faces Akeno.
"Sorry Akeno, but when you just found out your magic is next to zero, it tends to make anyone depressed." Issei answered, earning a laugh from Akeno.
"Ufufufufu, don't freight Issei, most people magic are like that." Issei felt a little better hearing that. "What make magic truely unique is how the user applies it. Something that they imagine." At that Issei's mind clicks to something.
"Akeno, can I ask you something."
"Sure, what is it?" Issei walks up to her, and beings whispering to her ear. Akeno's eyes open widely, blushing to what Issei is saying.
"Ufufufuf, that's like you Issei, thinking about that." Akeno walks to a box, reavealing it to be fruits and vegetables. "I don't know about the second one, but the first one I can do. During training, you will peel these using your magic. Asia, we will pratice your healing."
"Alright, but what did Issei ask you?" Asia ask curiously.
"Oh nothing, just wants to know how to apply his magic." Akeno said, making Asia confuse, leaving Issei focusing on peeling a onion, it slowly parting.
"HAH! HOU! RRRAAAH!"
"Too slow." Koneko said as she flips Issei over him. Issei lands on the snow, but still felt the hard ground underneath him. Issei groans in pain as he gets up.
"Your moves are too erratic, too unorganized. Your hits must hit your opponent's center, with your first hit being your last. Now again." Koneko throws a punch at Issei, who barely dodges it. He clenches his fist, aiming at her head, but blocks it, countering with her own. Issei dodges it, a few strands of hair were obliterated off his bangs, scaring him, seeing how strong Koneko is.
'Note to self, avoid being hit!' Issei thought as he jumps away from Koneko. Koneko waste no time, and chases after Issei, ready to deliver a swift kick at him, Issei himself ducks under it, but soon had a nose bleed as he saw Koneko's nether regions, outling almost every detail by her bloomers. Koneko senses Issei's lewdness, and drop kick him while he is distracted. Issei head is buried underneath the snow, his blood staining it.
"Next time, I will kill you. Again." Koneko warns Issei, he getting up, his face swollen.
"Alright."
"Come on Issei, your halfway there." Rias said as she is sitting on Issei, who has a boulder strap on to his back, Lum floating besides him.
"Rias... would it be... eaiser to use my Sacred Gear? I mean... I'm hiking up a mountain for God's sake." Issei said as large sweat drops are coming off his face. Rias respond to that with a quick swat on his behind, making Issei walk faster.
"Issei I told you, during training, you are forbidden of using your Boosted Gear. Understand?"
"Darling, are you okay? You been pushing yourself greatly today, and its the first day." Lum said in worry.
"It's alright Lum, with this training, I'll be strong in no time." Issei said as he reaches the peak.
"Thats the spirit Issei, now do three hundred pushups." Rias said casually, surprising both Issei and Lum.
"Are you serious?!" Issei screams.
"Yes. In order for you to get stronger quickly, you must be push beyond your limits in the ten days we are given." Issei head slumps down, Lum beside him, trying to comfort him. "But, their is a way to make things go a bit, smoother."
"Really? What is it?" Issei said with energenic vigor. Lum is also at his side, the same glen in her eyes.
"I turn you into a devil of course. With the benefits of being a devil, you'll be stronger quicker, and your body will take the strain better." Rias said casually. Lum is quickly angry and clings to Issei, protecting him from Rias.
"Like hell you will! I won't let you turn Darling just to make things easier! Go back to hell and marry that glorified pigion!" Lum screams in fury, baring her fangs at Rias. Rias growls at this.
"Fine. Issei, three hundred push ups, and five hundred squats."
"What!" Issei said in distress.
"If you want to get stronger, you have to do them." Rias, her cheeks puffing. As Issei moans, getting ready to begin, Lum sits beside him, comforting him.
"Don't worry Darling, I will be here to cheer you up-icha." Lum said as she gives a small kiss on the cheek. Issei soon smiles and re-energize, getting ready to start. Lum smerks at Lum, giving her a look of defiance. Issei started normally at the first push up, but then he began to slow down at the fifth, then struggles at the ninth. Issei collapses at the tenth push up.
"Very good Issei, you're one-thirtieth done. Do that two hundred and ninty times and you will begin squats." At that point, Issei begins to consiter becoming a devil.
Issei is groaning in the main room, laying on the cool floor, relieving the pain and soreness on his body. Everyone else are just sitting next to the fire, either enjoying a warm cup of tea or wiping the sweat off their brow after their intensive training. Both Asia and Lum are sitting next to Issei, healing his wounds and comforting him. "How goes your training today everyone?" Oyuki asks as she enters inside the room, with a old maid servant beside her.
"Not bad for our first day. There still room for improvement." Rias said as she wipes the sweat off her face.
"That's good. Hard work will pay off in the end." Oyuki said as she sits down.
"Your majesty, can I ask you something?" Rias said curiously.
"Yes you may."
"What happen to all the snow at our mansion?" That caught everyone's attension. They were all curious on what happen to the snow. If it's still there, they will be force to sleep outside till all of the snow melts.
"Oh that, we gathered all of the snow and dump the rest of the excess snow someplace else." Oyuki answered.
"Really, where?"
At the Phenex Mansion,
"WHERE DID ALL THIS SNOW CAME FROM?!" Riser scream as he and his harem are suddenly buried in snow, and so did the rest of the mansion.
"I don't really know, the computer randomly picks a place and me and my people began shoveling the excess snow." Oyuki said as Rias's group nod at this.
"BBBBBEEEEE-BBOOOOOOYYYYY!" Then suddenly the whole building began to shake when this mysterious roar occur.
"What was that?!" Issei said as he got off the floor.
"Oh thats Be-Boy, the Lady's pet." The old maid said sinserly. "He is worried sick for her. He sees Lady Oyuki as his big sister."
"BBBBEEE-BBBOOOYYY!" The building shake once more under Be-boy's wailing. The old maid walk to a large door and crack it open.
"There, there its alright. Big sister is fine. See?" The old maid said to Be-boy. While no one can see him, Issei sees something though the crack. a small rabbit headband, hovering a little over the old maid as she pets it. Small coos and baby talk. "Now be a good boy, her majesty has guest. You will have to wait for big sister to play with you, okay?" The coos continues as Be-boy calms down.
"I apologize for that. Be-boy is a good boy, it just that he always worry about me." Oyuki said as the door closes. "All of you must be tired. Would you like to take a bath before you leave?" At that Issei was on his feet, full of energy.
"YES!" Issei screams in joy. While Lum and Asia are huffing at Issei reaction, Rias and her peerage are thinking about it.
"It does sound nice. Akeno do you want to bath together?" Rias asks.
"I sounds lovely." Akeno answers, making Issei smile wider.
"Asia do you want to bath together? Lum?" Rias asks them.
"Well it sounds nice." Asia said shyly.
"If you not planning anything funny, I will go." Lum answered with suspicion. Issei is smile even wider, drooling a bit as he imagines himself with Rias, Akeno, Koneko, Asia and Lum naked together. Issei is laughing greatly knowing that he will experience paradise soon.
"Koneko, what about you?"
"I rather die if the he join." Koneko said bluntly.
"Alright then. The girls will bath together, will the the boys will bath with each other." With that Issei's dream is shattered, turning from a paradise with just him and the girls, to just him and Yuuto. That alone made Issei shivered. "See you soon Issei, Yuuto." With that the girls left to wash themselves.
"Don't worry, there is another bathing room for you two. Remember, to go down the hall, take a right, then left down one floor, and it should be on your right, five doors down." The Old maid said.
"Right." Issei said melancholy. Issei left the room, walking slowly as he walk down the hall. "Man, I can't believe that happen. I was so close to paradise, but one vote can really change everything." Issei sigh, but stops when he reaches the end of the hall. "Alright, which way was the other bathing room?" Issei asks himself. "Let see, I think it was left, then right, up one floor on my first right?" Issei said to himself as he goes the wrong way. As Issei walks down the presumed path, Issei is looking outside, seeing the frozen world, and the small villiges that scattered around. Issei smiles at this, seeing the beauty that is Neptune. Issei is coming close to his 'destination'. As he opens the door, he froze as he sees Oyuki stripping, catching her notice.
"Oh, hello there Issei. Have you gotten lost?" Oyuki said as she let her kimono down, reavealing a form hugging crystaline one piece suit, showing off her figure, her breast, cleavage and showing off her slim belly. Issei is drooling greatly seeing this.
"Yeah..." Issei said mesmerize. Oyuki giggles seeing Issei like this.
"Well then lets sit down and talk for a while." Oyuki said as Issei only nods. They sat down on Oyuki's fur lined bed, Oyuki sitting properly, while Issei is giving a goofy look. "So then, what you want to talk about?"
"Umm, well lets talk little about each other." Issei said with a blush on his face.
"Oh my, that will be quite difficult for me. Lum has told me quite alot about you." Oyuki said, catching Issei's attension.
"Really? Like what?"
"Well, you have a large libido, you dream of having a harem, and you a bit of unfaithful...," Issei head slump at hearing that, thinking thats how Lum sees him. ".. but you are also brave, selfless, bit athletic and always jump to the needs of others." Issei smile hearing that. "Those are good traits any man needs, and what every woman wants." Issei blush when Oyuki said that. "Now are you going to ask about me?"
"Right..." Issei is straightening himself, but he soon slips on the frozen floor and lands on Oyuki, startling her. "Are you okaaa..." Issei see that he is on top on Oyuki, her face flush red.
"Please calm yourself. You are married." Oyuki said with hints of fluster in her voice. Issei flusters seeing this, his arm wrapping around Oyuki's body. "Ohhh, you're so wild!" Oyuki moans loudly, thinking that she is doing something taboo.
"Wait, this isn't like that." Issei tries to explain, but that doesn't help when he is right on top of her, he's face showing signs of 'attack', and he is drooling seeing a beautiful princess, showing lots of skin, legs and cleavage.
"Could you please give me my first kiss..." At that saying the whole room bagan to shake, the wall beside them began to shake greatly, cracks began to form.
CRASH "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ONEE-CHAN?!" What came out of the wall is a large toothed, white furred creature, wearing rabbit printed overalls, a pink backpack with a cute bunny face, and a rabbit headband, snarling at Issei.
'Is that a Abomible Snowman?!' Issei mentally screams as he begins to run.
"SLIMEBALL!" The Snowman roars, as he chases after him.
"Be-Boy, wait! He is my guest!" Oyuki said to Be-Boy, but falls on deaf ears. "(Sigh) And things were getting interesting." Issei is running quickly as he can, running and turning almost every hallway.
'I can't keep this up all day! I must hide somewhere!' Issei mentally screams. So when Issei is taking a turn, he quickly enters the closet room, closing the door behind him. Issei held his breath as he hears Be-Boy's steps growing fainter. When they stop, Issei breathe a air of relief. When Issei open his eyes, they where popping out on what he is seeing. Right a front of him are the bare bodies of Lum, Asia, Rias, Akeno and Koneko, frozen where they stand, barely entering the open bath tub. Issei begins to have a large nose bleed seeing every curve of their bodies, their delicate bodies, the softness, and how big their breast are. While Issei would of thought that he had died and gone to heaven, he suddenly realise something. Almost every female inside the room are emmitting a deathly aura of rage.
"Issei, what are you doing here?" Rias asks with a deathly smile.
"Ara, ara. You a quite a naughty boy aren't you Issei." Akeno said with a warm smile, but her aura is just a malicious.
"Issei, what are you doing here?" Asia said with a large blush on her face.
"Darling, why are you here? Are you here to to see that spoiled girl's nude body?!" Lum asks in jealous fury.
"I will kill you now." Koneko said bluntly, her aura the greatest, cracking her knuckles, not bothering to cover her up. Issei begins to sweat at this.
"Will you believe that this was a accident?" Issei asks in worry. Issei got his answer as Rias, Akeno, Koneko and Lum are gathering their energy, ready to launch it in feminine fury, while Asia get her Sacred Gear ready to heal him. "I guess I be running now!" With that, Issei runs once more, with the female cast chasing after him, and not that far, Be-Boy. Issei is jumping and dodging lightening bolts, destruction beams, bone breaking fists as he runs outside. Many of the Neptunians scream and move out of their way as Issei is running for his life. 'I gotta hide, gotta hide!' Issei mentally screams, and what appear to be salvation is a large hole in the ground. Without thinking, Issei jumps in, hoping that it hides him. That sort of work when it turns out to be the Fourth Dimentional portal. While the girls stop, Be-Boy jumps in after him, cursing Issei. Pretty soon, Oyuki shows up, in her heavy clothing.
"Oyuki, where does this portal go?" Rias asks.
"Back home Rias. You got to have a way back home." Oyuki answers.
"No fair. I want to kill Darling first!" Lum said in jealous fury, while Oyuki remenise her eariler encounter with Issei.
"Be-Boy, such a bad boy. Attacking guest out of nowhere, and thing where getting interesting with Issei." That get the group's attention.
"I hope you are proud of yourself Issei." Rias said to a battered Issei, laying on his bed. As soon as Issei returns to the mansion, Be-Boy grabs him and does a parody of King Kong, with him the 'Damsel in Distress'. It took Oyuki a hour to calm Be-Boy down, and Issei receive a beat down from Rias and the others.
"Kind of, Rias." Issei mutters through his bandages. "While I don't deny that seeing your bare bodies are the best few seconds of my life, it was completely by accident, I swear."
"Sure Issei. Until morning, Asia will not heal you and you will suffer until then." Rias said, when Issei's closet suddenly opens, a cold air fills the room.
"Don't be so harsh to him. He is telling the truth." Oyuki said as she emerges out of it.
"Oyuki? What are you doing here?" Rias quesions in surprise.
"I invited her here devil." Lum said as she emerges from the closet too. "She worries about Darling's health because it happen at her home. While I told her that Darling will be fine, she assists that she will help me keep an eye on Darling." Rias's eye began to twitch at this.
"Why would she help keep an eye on Issei?" Rias asks with irritation in her voice.
"Quite easy really. When Lum and Asia told me about your desire for Issei, combine with your oppurtunistic nature, I think it's appropriate that I will help my childhood friend." Oyuki answer Rias's question.
"Fine, the more the merrier, but I do expect you to help us train." Rias said to Oyuki, who only nods and smiles.
"I will." Oyuki turns to Issei, who is blushing under his bandages. "I wonder Issei. Do you still desire to have a harem? If so, are those plans suddenly include me?" Oyuki said to him, Issei suddenly envisions himself with Oyuki and his other 'harem' together, himself laughing victoriously. Issei is drooling and bleeding a bit thinking about it, but that stops when Be-Boy emerges, roaring at Issei.
"Be-Boy won't let Onee-chan be taken away!"
"Be-Boy, behave." Oyuki said to Be-Boy, Issei himself fainted from fright.
Author Note: Damn that took a long time. Sam as last time, the length of this story took a long while and still continuing the "Flea Genocide" by myself. I apologize to my viewer for taking so long, and thank you for your patience. Again, I posted a 'Challenge' in the commercial and anyone can use it, PM me ahead. Oh and to my American viewers, Happy Late Fourth of July.
