Thalia
I was really getting sick of all the love, that's when kelp head stood up and shouted that there was another couple, I really do think I'm gonna be sick, Athena grumbled something and Aphrodite shouted who "Thalia and Nico!" shouted Percy, if I had water in my mouth I would have done a spit take, my dad Artemis and hades started to shout "I hate you Percy!" I shouted as he ran away. I looked at Nico who was in shock, then I remembered the gods, my father asked me in a deathly voice "you gave up the hunt for that death brat!" "Hey my son is not a death brat!" Shouted hades "Shut up!" Shouted Zuse "and answer my question!" "No I didn't!" I shouted annoyed "then you wouldn't mind if turned him into a jackalope" said Artemis "yes I would!" Standing in between her and Nico "why her, son?" Hades asked "I don't like her" said Nico "she's like a sister to me!" "Ye" I said "He's my annoying little brother and now I have another annoying big brother to murder, anybody want to help?"Nooo! " shouted Aphrodite "there's no thailaco and you can kill Percy there would be no percabeth!" "Shut up ahpy!" the gods all choresd "fine!" She muttered. Poseidon shouted "you are not hurting my son" "watch me!" I said, Nico, Artemis ,my father and Poseidon followed me. We got to the Poseidon cabin it was locked, I blasted the door open with my awesome lightning power and stormed in, "tell them I don't like her/him!" Me and Nico said at the same time "don't hurt me, there not in love they would be a bad couple!" He said frantically I zapped him with a hundred volts and he passed out, that's my girl my dad said and we walked back to the theatre, with Artemis trying to get permission to turn Percy in to a jackalope, Nico trying to get a pen to draw a face on kelp heads face and Percy was getting carried out of the cabin by Poseidon they flashed down to the theater where Apollo woke him up, "never ever get revenge on me again kelp head" I said Percy gulped and swapped seats with Annabeth.
"Hello and welcome back!" said Jason "the next singer is Will, who we now know has defiantly, been hanging round with Stolls too much the proof is in the song!" Will came up to the stage with a grin on his face, he started to sing.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Come on, let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Come on, let's jack.
"Oh my gods" said me, Annabeth ,Clarisse and piper shaking our heads. The boys where laughing their heads off Will was dancing round the stage doing the robot, his dad Apollo was pretending to cry with proud ness and Hermes was filming it all, I was now dreading Connors song.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack
Come on, let's jack.
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Come on, let's jack.
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Come on, let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Come on, let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack.
Let's jack.
I want your body, everybody wants your body, so let's jack
Come on, let's jack.
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Jack, jack, jack
Thank gods that it's over! That word over and over was driving me insane, there was applauding and cheers of happiness that it was over, not that he was a bad singer but the words of the song went over and over aaaaaaa, o well I wonder who's next?
"Thank you will for that song!" said Leo and up next is Annabeth! There was cheers I looked at her encouragingly. She walked up to stage the music started and Percy started laughing, I flicked him on the ear and asked him what was going on in that pea sized brain of his "this song!" he spluttered and carried on laughing. Then heard the lyrics.
I've had enough of being programmed
And told what I ought to do
Let's get one thing straight
I'll choose my fate
And it's got nothing to do with you
The years are flying by and it's time I got high
Took a sample of the good things in life
This is a chance
I'm gonna take
Gonna kick out trouble and strife
I grow sick and tired of the same old lies
Might look a little young
So what's wrong
You don't have to be old to be wise
And I now know why he was laughing it described Annabeth close too her quests and no one would ever say she wasn't wise or they would feel her wrath, that reminds me "Hay perc?" "Ye thlas" "Have you watched wrath of the titans?" "Ye why?" "The son of Zuse is awesome and I think the son of Poseidon is exactly like you! No wonder you where brothers with the hair and the personality!" I let it settle in, I call him slow for a reason.
No I don't care that the people stare
Accuse me of going mad
Just get a long hard look into the mirror
Then, tell me now who's been had
The way things are going I won't get to show 'em
Go single all the time's up to me
So it's off with the ties
No compromise
Wanna taste what it's like to be free
I grow sick and tired of the same old lies
Might look a little young
So what's wrong
You don't have to be old to be wise
I grow sick and tired of the same old lies
Might look a little young
So what's wrong
You don't have to be old to be wise
"HEY!" Percy shouted at me "that was not fair I wouldn't have been in prison!" Horray he finally gets it "Ye right the gods weren't as forgiving in them times, you would be a mad dolphin by now!" I got splashed with water for that, so I hit him back with lightning it went on and on the bolts and water got bigger and bigger.
Alright, I'm gonna gather my things
Go through the door
Live and let live from now on
At last a free hand, no longer pre-planned
I got a will of my own
I go as I please
Fend for myself
Pull all the stops, throw the dice
Out on my own, gonna go it alone
When I need it
Then I'll ask for advice
You don't have to be old to be wise
You don't have to be old to be wise
You don't have to be old to be wise
You don't have to be old to be wise
You don't have to be old to be wise
You don't have to be old to be wise
You don't have to be old to be wise
Annabeth came to sit down me and kelp head both went to hug her but she saw the electric and water and ducked so me and Percy ended up whacking our heads, which sent a massive explosion of water and lightning, every body was blasted out of there seats "and that" said Artemis "is why boys are useless!" Apollo and Hermes where laughing and Dionysus was complaining about how much longer he would have had to be here if they had died, Zuse glared at him "get on with the show flo and tason!" said mr D "its leo and jas..." I shouted I got cut off by a glear from my dear half-brother Dionysus and Leo carried on "the next act is Connor!" The music started up Connor shouted "if you know the words sing along!"
When I walk on by, girls be looking like damn he fly
I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new lafreak, yeah
This is how I roll, animal print pants out control
It's Redfoo with the big ass 'fro
And like Bruce Leroy I got the glow, yo
"Wow" said Percy "I never heard this song before" "really?" Nico questioned "ye it reminds me a bit of mr D" Dionysus looked at Percy freaked out, Apollo and Hermes started to sing Percy and Dionysus sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i... They didn't finish that because they got turned into dolphins along with Percy "ha" I said "I told him he would be a mad dolphin!" I got splashed with water from the tank . Zuse and Poseidon ignored it but Mr.D regretted it as with the look on fathers face, he's gonna be in camp for a few 100 years longer.
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yea) this is what I see (okaay)
Everybody stops and they starin' at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
I'm sexy and I know it (x2)
Yo, when I'm at the mall, security just can't fight 'em all
When I'm at the beach, I'm in a speedo trying to tan my cheeks (whaat?)
This is how I roll, come on ladies it's time to go
We headed to the bar, baby don't be nervous
No shoes, no shirt, and I still get service (watch!)
By now every body was singing and laughing. Maybe I thought, this karaoke thing is going well its bringing camp closer together and where having laugh which there hasn't been much of since the war, maybe that was the point or Apollo wanted to embarrass us, probably the second.
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
(Ahhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
When I walk in the spot, (yea) this is what I see (okaay)
Everybody stops and they starin' at me
I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it...
I'm sexy and I know it
Ayyy
I'm sexy and I know it
Check it out, check it out
And now Travis was on the stage with his brother. I think their dad had something to do with their costumes because they where now in gold swimming trunks, oh gods help us!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle yeah (x3)
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wig-yea, yea
Do the wiggle man
I do the wiggle man (yea)
I'm sexy and I know it
Ayyy, yeah
(Ahhhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
(Ahhhh) Girl look at that body (x3)
I-I-I work out
...
WHERE SEXY AND WE KNOW IT !
Every body was happy there, where only tears of laughter even the gods like hades and Zuse where laughing and cheering, which was amazing. "Hey!" Said Leo getting the attention back to the stage "is some on going to change Percy back to a person?" Since Apollo and Hermes where gods they had already changed back, Dionysus was receiving glears and changed Percy back, lets just say I don't think he going to be comfortable around help for brains any more! "Next" said Jason "is Clarrise then Katie then Thalia then we can get to the winners!" He said excitedly "and for the record" said Leo "I'm the sexiest and you all know it!"
