Chapter 6 – When Do I Get To Hear The Complete Truth?
Summary: Tsuna's just been forced by Reborn into being a guard for the notorious Vongola Prison. And what's worse, the prison is filled with hot guys just itching to rape him for the sake of breaking the monotony. Worse, his ex-boyfriend Giotto is one of them...
Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn does not belong to me! If it did, a lot of questions would be answered…
Me:*bows* Most sincere apologies for making this such a super late chapter. Ugh. I really have no excuse this time. I'm just so plain freaking lazy.
Giotto: Does that mean the readers have the right to brick you?
Me: No! O_O! Anyway, a great big sorry to all my readers who all reviewed and asked me to update soon… Really, I'm such a lazy pigheaded writer.
Tsuna: Okay… Story start…
Tsuna looked terrified.
Giotto was smiling at him. "Go on, Tsuna." He coaxed. "Go ahead and grope – I mean, body-check me." He winked, which meant You know what I mean.
The brunet raised his arms and tremblingly touched Giotto's waist. That's when he realized that Giotto's pants were very, very tight. So tight, that every curve and line of Giotto's ass and legs could be seen.
That is one beautiful ass – WAIT, WAIT, WOAH. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING, BRAIN?! NO DIRTY THOUGHTS! NO DIRTY THOUGHTS!
But man, that was a really nice ass.
Tsuna swallowed and began patting down Giotto's body while trying to ignore the great big grin on said blonde's face. He slowly moved his hands down, past Giotto's (extremely sexy) muscled torso, towards the blonde's (very x-rated) ass.
And that's when Tsuna noticed it.
And boy, it was a very big it.
A large bulge, even bigger than Mukuro's was protruding out of Giotto's pants.
Not again! Tsuna wailed to himself, looking at the bulge. First the weird pineapple-haired guy, and now Giotto!
Giotto in the meanwhile, was trying to make Tsuna continue touching him without actually touching said brunet.
Tsuna squeaked. He could feel Giotto's eyes on him. "Meep!" He squeaked again. Should he continue with the body-check, or try to run away?" Then he looked up at Giotto.
He made his decision.
Body-check: a procedure where the check-er has to touch the check-ee, starting from the shoulders, sliding down to the chest, then further downwards the ass and thighs before ending at the feet.
It basically gives the check-er an excuse to molest the check-ee.
Tsuna sat sulking in his room. He was in a VERY bad mood.
Reborn, in the meanwhile, was laughing his head off.
"Your expression looked so stupid… haha… And then Giotto tried to force you to touch him… And then you went and screamed 'HELL NO!' at the top of your lungs and ran away… and Giotto's face was… haha… his expression was priceless… Hahahahaha…" Reborn almost burst his stomach from laughing.
"It's not funny." Tsuna squeaked, which caused Reborn to laugh even more.
The reason why Tsuna was sulking was because 1. He had refused to body check Ghiotto and had instead screamed like a maniac and ran away 2. Reborn had magically reappeared and was now laughing at him.
"Want to see the expression on Giotto's face? Here." Reborn smirked as he held up his phone with Giotto's picture on the screen. Giotto's eyes were bugged out and his mouth was open. "Priceless."
Tsuna turned away and glared at the wall.
Reborn shook his head and thought I wonder what Giotto is doing right now.
Giotto sat sulking in his cell. He was also in a very bad mood. After Tsuna had screamed and ran away, the rest of the prisoners had laughed and shouted so much that one of the guards had appeared and cancelled the whole body-check and sent all the prisoners back to their cells.
"Not funny, G." Giotto grumbled, crossing his arms and glaring at said redhead.
"You must admit it was rather entertaining to watch Tsunayoshi-san's reaction, Giotto-san." Asari smiled at the blonde.
"You should have seen your face when the kid ran away. It was priceless." G choked. "I would've taken a photo except we're not allowed to have cameras… hahahaha…"
"Oh well, I'm so sorry we're stuck in here with no cameras, then." Giotto retorted angrily.
"Well, it is partly your fault that we're here isn't it?" G snapped back, the smile disappearing off his face.
"My fault!" Giotto said furiously. "My fault! You selfish bastard, don't you remember why we're in prison in the first place?"
"Did you just call me a bastard, you fucking uke-whore?"
"Uke-whore-…"
"G-san! Giotto-san! Control yourselves!" Asari said sharply.
Giotto and G froze, suddenly coming to their senses.
"What… what are we doing?" Giotto said slowly. "I feel like I just lost control of myself."
"Must be the food here." G said sarcastically. "Prison food is screwing us up."
Giotto shook his head bitterly. "I'm sorry, G. I shouldn't have yelled. You're right, of course. It's my fault."
"No, Giotto-san. It's not your fault. We are, after all, just scapegoats for 'them'." Asari sighed.
"Yeah. I wonder what 'they' are doing right now." G flipped his middle finger at the ceiling.
"…" Giotto looked at the floor. Then a thought popped into his head: Reborn is probably thinking of me right now.
The two figures stood together at the back of the prison fortress. The shorter one spoke to the taller.
"Are you sure this is going to work?" He asked anxiously.
"Of course it will." Was the confident reply.
"…I still think this plan is kinda half-assed."
"I put time and effort into this plan," was the indignant reply. "Give me some credit."
"But this is against the rules." The shorter one hissed. "Exactly why do we have to break Giotto-nii and the others out of prison?"
"Look, do you want to save Giotto or not?"
"Of course I do, but the rules-…"
As the taller one slowly lifted the conveniently unguarded gate that covered the hole that led to the drain system of the prison, his hood fell off, revealing one big grin.
"Screw the rules, we have red hair."
Splat.
On the floor was a pile of smashed cake.
"Okay, Tsuna… this isn't what it looks like…" Giotto said slowly, getting off Cozzato.
Tsuna was trembling. "Not what it looks like!" He shrieked. "Oh, that's funny, Giotto. In that case, what does it look like then?"
"Well. Um…" Giotto didn't seem to know how to answer.
"What I see is my boyfriend making out with some other guy." Tsuna was trying very hard not to let his voice crack. "What I see-…"
"Tsuna…" Giotto began.
"SHUT UP!" Tsuna lost it. "I came all the way here to celebrate your birthday and you don't appreciate it-…"
I do appreciate it, it's just that you came at the wrong time-…" Giotto muttered.
"…-Instead I find you here cheating on me!" Tsuna spat.
"I didn't cheat on you!" Giotto exclaimed.
"Then explain him!" Tsuna shrieked again, angrily pointing his finger at Cozzato.
"Um… that's kind of hard to explain-…"
"Then don't explain."Tsuna cut Giotto off." We're through." He stormed out, feeling quite amazed that he had actually argued with Giotto. Usually he went along with whatever said blonde did.
As Tsuna stormed out, he slipped on the smashed cake on the floor. Giotto ran forward to help him up, but the brunet slapped his hand away. He got up quickly and ran out of the door. As he ran, he heard Cozzato finally speak.
"You never told me you had a boyfriend, Giotto."
"Gah!" Giotto gasped as his dream ended and he woke up.
"Goddammit." He muttered.
"This…" the shorter one began.
"…stinks?" the taller one finished.
The two people (read: idiots) were currently crawling through the drain system of the prison.
It stinked in there.
"Just where exactly is Giotto-nii's cell?" The shorter guy hissed.
"I have no idea." The taller one admitted.
"…we're lost, aren't we?"
"M-Maybe we'll get lucky?" The taller one spoke hopefully.
"…are you expecting us to rely on luck?!"
"Erm…"
The shorter one punched the taller guy in between the buttocks.
"Ow! What the hell?!" The taller one yelled as he banged around the pipe in shock.
"Oh." The shorter one winced. "Sorry. That was meant for your leg. It's too dark to see where I'm aiming."
"If my butt has received any severe damage, you're paying for the medical bills."
"Eh."
"Tsuna." Reborn said seriously. "Have a drink."
Tsuna was immediately suspicious. The last time Reborn had said that, Tsuna had nearly killed his throat with a glass of super-hot chilli sauce mixed with water that Reborn had given him. Reborn had told him it was tomato juice.
"What drink?"
"Tomato juice."
"NO!"
"It's safe to drink."
"NO!"
"There's no chilli in it."
"NO!"
"Drink or I'll make a hole in your brain.
"…"
Tsuna reluctantly took the glass of so-called "tomato juice" from Reborn. He lifted the glass to his lips and sipped.
Nothing happened.
Tsuna sighed in relief as he gulped the rest down.
Reborn smiled at him. "There. That wasn't so hard, was it?
"No, it wasn't-…" Wait. Reborn SMILING? At him? SMILING? Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no. "Reborn!"
Reborn smiled a 'I'm-just-a-cute-little-hitman' smile. "What?" He asked innocently.
"You put something in my drink!"
Reborn smiled again.
Suddenly, the door flew open. "Sawada Tsunayoshi!" Tsuna's superior barked. "In my office! Now!" and dragged the brunet out, leaving Reborn smiling behind.
"Will you stop farting in my face?!" The shorter one hissed,covering his nose and mouth and waving away the fart fumes.
"Sorry! I ate an oatmeal and banana sandwich for breakfast1" The taller one hissed back. The two were still crawling through the pipe, with the taller one in front and the shorter behind.
"Why the hell did you eat such a weird breakfast?!"
"Well, I… Wah!" The taller one yelped as the pipe they were crawling in suddenly collapsed and the both of them fell out.
They landed right in the main office of Vongola Prison's prison guards.
They really had horrible luck.
"Ah… so we were crawling through a pipe in the ceiling…" the shorter one muttered.
"What the-?" said Guard number 1.
"Hey?!" said Guard number 2.
"Those two just-…" said Guard number 3.
Suddenly, the two found themselves surrounded by guns of every shape and size.
"Aha… ahahaha…" The taller one laughed nervously. "April fool?" He said hopefully.
No luck. The two found themselves tied up and handcuffed.
Then Guard number 1 grabbed the two people's hoods and pulled them off, revealing their faces. "Oh," the guard said, his eyes widening. "Ohhhh! You two are…"
"Quick. Call Dino and Mukuro." Guard number 2 hissed. "Get Hibari too."
"Dino and Mukuro? Hibari?" The shorter one hissed. "How are they involved in this?"
"That's-…"
"Cozzato. Enma. So good to see you two again." Dino greeted them cheerfully as he walked in.
The taller one (read: Cozzato) said nothing. His usually cheerful expression turned grim.
"Kufufufu…" Dino Cavallone, you're as polite as ever." Mukuro laughed, then flipped out a gun and pointed it at Cozzato's forehead. "Now. Shimon Cozzato. Why are you here? To rescue Giotto?
"…" Cozzato still remained silent. Then the shorter one (read: Enma) burst out: "Don't you dare shoot Cozzato-nii!"
"Enma!" Cozzato said warningly. "Keep still!"
"Oh, that's right. Little Kozato Enma doesn't know anything. Do you want me to explain it to him, Shimon Cozzato?" Mukuro raised an eyebrow and smirked. But he lowered his gun.
Cozzato glared at the pineapple head.
"Kozato Enma. I, the Bucking Bronco and the Skylark were hired to spy on Giotto Taru and his friends while they were in prison."
"We pretended to be prisoners so we can spy on Giotto. I was ordered to get close to Giotto especially." Dino added.
"Spy on Giotto-nii…? Why?" Enma's eyes widened.
"Well, that's-…"
"Enough!" Cozzato interrupted. "Enma has heard enough1 He doesn't need to know everything!"
"Red hair herbivore. You now have 2 choices. Choice 1: we kill you right now." Hibari flipped out a tonfa.
"Number 2: we lock you up in a prison cell." Dino smiledsadly."We will imprison you under false charges and sentence you two to jail for the rest of your lives."
"Choose." Said Mukuro.
Cozzato gritted his teeth. "If I choose, will you just take me and let Enma go?"
"Why, of course." Mukuro smiled an angelic smile.
"Really?" Cozzato's eyes widened.
"No. Of course not. Don't be stupid." Said Hibari before whipping out his tonfas and whacking Enma on the head, knocking him out.
Cozzato barely had time to think You sneaky pineapple bastard before he was knocked out by Hibari as well.
"Let's put them in a prison cell." Dino said, hauling Enma up. "We don't have to kill them, right?"
"Not now. We kill them later." Said Mukuro. Then he kicked the unconscious Cozzato."Stupid fool. Did he think he could hide everything from Kozato Enma?"
Dino looked sadly at the two redheads.
Sorry about this.
"Haa… Haa…" Tsuna panted. "What… What did Reborn put in that drink…? My body feels so hot…" He unbuttoned the first two buttons of his shirt. The brunet stumbled wildly down the corridor, looking for Reborn. He was extremely dizzy.
Meanwhile, Reborn had magically (and annoyingly) reappeared in front of Giotto, G and Asari's cell again.
"Reborn." Giotto spoke.
"Si?" (Italian for "yes".)
"How is it that you can freely move around Vongola Prison?"
Reborn winked. "I tortured- I mean, I asked the head guard to give me a VIP pass."
"Ah. I see."
Suddenly, there was a loud crash. Tsuna appeared out of nowhere and crashed into Reborn.
"Watch where you're going, Dame-Tsuna." Reborn grabbed Tsuna under the armpits and stood him on his feet.
Giotto, G and Asari simultaneously blinked.
"Reborn." Tsuna panted. "What did you put in that drink? My body feels really hot."
Reborn smiled innocently. "I put tomato juice… water… and aphrodisiac."
"Aphrodisiac?!" Tsuna yelped. Then he started panting again. "Ha… Haa… It feels like I'm on fire."
"That means you're getting horny." Reborn winked again. Then, quick as a flash, he unlocked Giotto's cell (he had stolen the keys to the cell from one of the guards), kicked Tsuna in and slammed the door shut.
"R-Reborn!" Tsuna squawked. "What're you doing?!"
Reborn winked a third time. Since you didn't get some private time with Tsuna at the body-check, I'm letting you have it now." He said to Giotto. "Don't worry, I'll put all the prisoners in the other cells to sleep and I'll make sure nobody passes by here so you can have some privacy."
"Reborn-…" Giotto began.
"I'll also hack into the security cameras so nobody notices." Reborn grinned. "I'm such a good person."
"Reborn! Get me out of here!" Tsuna shrieked.
Reborn just whistled and walked off.
The blonde and the brunet were left staring at each other.
Enma and Cozzato were having a staring contest.
10 minutes ago, they had woken up to find themselves in a prison cell.
Cozzato cursed. "Damn Hibari and his tonfas. My head still hurts."
Enma frowned. "Cozzato-nii, what do Mukuro, Hibari and Dino got to do with this?"
"Um…"
"You only told me that Giotto was put into prison under false charges. That's why I came along. You never said anything about Mukuro, or Hibari, or Dino!" Enma glared accusingly at Cozzato.
"Enma… I…"
"Forget it." Enma huffed. "If you're not going to tell me anything, then I'm going to sleep."
"I'll think of a way to get us out of here, I promise."
Enma curled up and closed his eyes.
"Enma, c'mon, don't give me the silent treatment."
Enma began to snore.
"Enma!"
Me: …oh, I'm finally done typing. And oh god, it's such a relief to finally stop typing 'the two people', 'the taller one' and 'the shorter one' and just type 'Cozzato and Enma'.
Giotto: Then you shouldn't have tried to hide their identity in the first place.
Me: But that would've ruined half the fun. By the way people, you guys keep asking why Giotto broke up with Tsuna. Okay, I know you guys are reaaaaaaaaaaaaally curious, but if I tell you now, it'll just ruin the whole plotline. If you desperately wanna know why, then I challenge you guys to find my house and break into my study room and steal the piece of paper on the shelf that has the plot to this story written on it. :3
Giotto: You know, you're just asking for trouble.
Tsuna: Exactly.
Me: Ah, anyway. I'm off to sleep. You guys coming?
Giotto: Yeah.
Tsuna: Reviews please. *waves*
Me: And good night!
