AHH! APs ended (at least for me)! Also, regular reviewers, this is the first chapter in a while where you can review.

(It's because of my author's-note chapters that I deleted. The "chapter" disappeared, but your review with the chapter number didn't. So when I posted the new, real chapter, you couldn't review because you technically already reviewed that chapter. Sorry.)

I also want to tell you that the word 'caricature' fits the chapter before the last perfectly, as suggested by ntlpurpolia.


Ah, music. The language of the soul.

And the misused messenger of a teenager's fic.

Whenever I'm reading a story and it goes all,

I was sitting at my desk doing homework. It was math homework. It said, "Suppose that ρ(r) is the density of the earth at any point r units from the center. What gravitational force does the earth exert on a unit mass inside the earth h units from the center?" I groaned in exasperation. Suddenly, my favorite song popped up on the radio.

Please spare us. I know you like the song, author, but you don't need to transcribe it. Unless it's a songfic, the lyrics of the song aren't necessary to the plot of the story.

Which brings me to my main point: clutter.

People use an अधिकम् amount of details.

And it's sickening.

I'd be reading a story and I'm bored to tears because of the amount of unnecessary information provided by the author. Yes, I just need to, I'm simply dying to know exactly what math problem you're doing or exactly what your (technically my) favorite song is. (like you'd even get it right in the first place)

By the way, the answer to that problem is [(GM)/h]×ʃ(h, 0, 4πρ(r)r) dr, but I bet you don't care.

And that's the point I'm trying to make.

I'm going to give you an example now.

.*Okay now pretend that this is a chapter of a 666K word stereotypical highschool AU whose previous chapter just ended on a cliffhanger confession*.


Percabeth in Highschool

╰(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)━ ゚.*・。゚Hello, my loyal and devoted fans. It is môì, Prisella.゚。・*.゚━(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I hope you've been doing well. Otherwise, you wouldn't be able to read my new chapter, and how unfortunate that would be ಠ_ಠ

Now read, if you value your life.


"Oh, Percy," said Annabeth. "I like you, too!"

The walls of the abandoned classroom, Room 205, the AP Calculus BC room where Mr. Kumar taught, were painted a gorgeous diarrhea color. The desks were 3 feet high, just tall enough for Annabeth to lean against them and have Percy smother her with kisses. His lips were a soft pink, I'd say having a hex value of #c46. Percy vaguely noted that she had to take the Calc BC test on Tuesday, but for now the only calculation he could come up with were Annabeth's delicious lips on his.

40 desks in that room, there were. They were leaning on Marinette Dupain-Cheng's desk as we were making out. Annabeth absently thought of how nice and sweet she was and how her desk, out of all of them, didn't deserve to be the grounds of such scandalous behavior.

Oh, well.

.*skip to Annabeth's room, 12 chapters later*.

Percabeth was canon for exactly 3.24×10⁴⁸tₚ when they went to Annabeth's room. Her room was *I'm too tired to make up more details, and I'm sure you don't want to hear them*

Annabeth started singing to herself.

And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed
Just to get it all out what's in my head
And I, I'm feeling a little peculiar

And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?

And he tries
Oh my God, do I try
I try all the time,
In this institution

And he prays
Oh my God, do I pray
I pray every single day
(Myaaah!)
For a revolution!

And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey, what's goin' on?
And I say hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay (Don't cry out loud)
Hey, yay, yay
I said hey (Just keep it inside)
(Learn how to hide your feelings)

(Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah yay)
(Hey, yay, yay)
Yeah yeah yeah!
I say hey
What's goin' on?
Yeah!

When Annabeth finished, she was surprised to find Percy crying. His tests were like little glistening diamonds, containing approximately 9‰ NaCl and


Ok, I've actually had enough of that. I'm not even going to do the reviews because this has exactly 0 reviews.

Tell Prisella that she's left her readers speechless.

Hey, Goddess of Spring-Gems, you agree that Marinette is nice, right?

You know, the rest of you *cough* would know what I'm *cough* talking about if you *cough* took my recommendation *cough*

I bet you all know the issue. You're such good eggs, after all (I'm not being sarcastic, for once).

I bet you can't guess what अधिकम् means. Fun fact: this word is actually in the accusative case. I took the time to research Sanskrit declinations in my pursuit of maintaining ὀρθός. That is called not-being-a-hypocrite.

The undeclined word is अधिक, meaning excessive in Sanskrit. Which is what may of you do. Excessive words, excessive details, excessive dragging-of-the-plot, excessive cliffhangers.

Stahp it!


Again, if you know Sanskrit and it's wrong, tell me. I don't know Sanskrit, and the Internet doesn't have a whole lot of info on it, so the information I found might be wrong.

Also, I'd like to let you know that the song can be found at youtu. be/ _1w2aASUpWQ (with spaces removed

I'm also proud of myself for making exactly 0 political references.

Which is funny, considering that I took the AP United States Government and Politics Exam today.

Remember, kids, never discuss any part of the examination ever or else College Board will cancel your score. They have spies everywhere that are trained to eavesdrop on your conversation with your friends about Physics 1 question 3e. They have various accomplices scattered all throughout the whole Internet, meaning that my Physics 1 score is in jeopardy right now (it actually isn't because I didn't discuss the question, I only mentioned it, but that's beside the point). They have many ways of finding out that you talked about the Gov FRQ question 4's Supreme Court cases. (That was made up, I don't remember the questions at all. I gladly forgot them as soon as I finished, so my isn't in jeopardy.)

AP testers, good luck!

Get a 5 and do us all proud! Once the scores come out in July, everyone who gets a 5 should tell me what subject it was and they'll receive a shout-out for their accomplishment!

Get a 5 and you'll get a high-five!

HA! I can be funny!

-the cringe is real