GFL: RULES OF HQ 131-145
Rule 131. ST AR15, we understand that you can switch between ammunition types, but please let someone know before you requisition over a thousand rounds(!) of each type you can use. The .300 Blackout rounds are expensive and difficult to get.
Rule 132. Contrary to what SR-3MP and Super-Shorty claim, there is no such thing as a "lolicon radar". There are too many cases of certain T-Dolls refusing to be around the Commander, "Decreasing overall combat effectiveness".
132a. Whoever is giving her the single-use cell phones, stop IMMEDIATELY. The PRC's police force is tired of her calling them about said 'lolicons', and is threatening to sever important contracts.
132b. "SR-3MP; the joke is getting old. The Commander has proven to be reliable, but more importantly, my megaphone is NOT a replacement for your 'anti-lolicon warning system'. Don't make me tell you again." -RO635
Rule 133. Whoever's been painting graffiti with green spray paint in the alleyway, please don't. While it was quite impressive, the Commander spent hours cleaning it up.
133a. "M4A1 is not the culprit- whoever started the rumors about her and green spray paint, you don't know what you're talking about!" -M16A1
Rule 134. AK-47, stop challenging M16A1 to "trials of durability". It doesn't matter who came first, or who has the longest history. You tracked mud all throughout the base, and damaged multiple rooms with your explosives!
Rule 135. Likewise, any drinking challenges shall be funded out of personal stipends.
135a. Next time EITHER of you uses the Commander's credit card to buy alcohol, your stashes of 'Absolut' and 'Jack Daniels" will be sniffed out and confiscated.
135b. "M16, you should know better!" -ST AR15
Rule 136. I don't know why it needs to be said, but we do not have the capability to produce anything from Star Wars. I know Jango Fett's Westar-34 looks like the Luger, but 16LAB is busy as it is.
136a. Well, for now at least.
136b. Addendum A has been removed under the same premise previous rules; while super useful, most of those weapons are not practical yet.
Rule 137. M16, please stop trying to spread the virus to others. They still love you like family even if they don't have it.
Rule 138. Using SOPMOD as a chainsaw is ill-advised, and is not insured under Griffin's policy.
Rule 139. Please do not ask AK-12 to look you in the eyes during any discussion. We have enough psychiatrist bills already.
Rule 140. AN-94 is not allowed to be alone in AK-12's room. This is the fifth time you are caught rummaging through AK-12's undergarments.
140a. "Cleaning her room" is not convincing when you are wearing her panties on your head!
Rule 141. SAT8 is no longer allowed to touch or go near "Chopsticks" or "Banana."
141a. The list of things SAT8 should never get within grabbing distance has expanded to anything that is vaguely animal-shaped and fluffy.
141b. No one is allowed to Cosplay as "Gambier Bay" near SAT8 either.
Rule 142. Whoever took pictures of AR-15 dressing up, please step forward so the rest of the AR team can have Ẁ̵̧͈̈́̆ o̴̮̿̆̀ Ŗ̷̝͘͝ d̸͎̣͝ S̸̙̝͒.̵̨̬̟̂̽̿
Rule 143. Applying excessive emotional load on AK-12 is strictly forbidden; death or serious injury may result from emergency shutdown of emotion module.
Rule 144. Get on the rifle, Gepard.
144a. No, this is not supposed to be an Evangelion reference, even if it does sound like it.
144b. Seriously, Gepard. SRS is waiting for you at the firing range. You've been putting your training on hold by taking in more paperwork.
144c. Gepard, please stop waiting until the last hour to fire your rifle. And stop running away every time you shoot!
144d. Gepard is to be barred from bringing in paperwork to the range, and, if necessary, must be tied down with zip-ties or whatever to prevent her from running off.
144e. Clause D. shall no longer be in effect, in light of Gepard's apparent self-esteem and anxiety issues.
144f. All staff assisting Gepard are to help to foster a welcoming and friendly environment for the poor girl.
144f-1. Fostering a friendly environment for her DOES NOT INCLUDE FORMING A CHEERLEADING SQUAD! It'll only make her anxiety worse.
144g. "You have my sincerest apology, Gepard." ~Mr. Kruger
Rule 145. DO NOT allow P7 to read the 'OSS Simple Sabotage Manual.'
145a. Ever.
145b. Seriously.
145c. Don't.
Notes!
So...Rule 145...that's the last of what we've come up with on the doc, and it seems I've lost access to the very first document. So, any new rules will have to come in either by your reviews/PMs, or anything else I can think of. That, and of course, writing mini-chapters for the right Rules. Look forward to that.
Well, that's all for now.
Caboose out.
