Some more pizza
"Ok, Andrew Flynn now you can explain me what happened …"
"I thought we'd never talk about it again!"
"Instead we have to talk about it!"
"Come on, Sharon, I said I was sorry. What else do you want from me?"
"I don't want your apologies!"
"Are you angry with me?!"
"Yeah! You're an asshole!"
"Hey!"
"You deserve it, Andy!"
"Why are you treating me like that?"
"Because you talked to Lieutenant Paris as a silly boy!"
"What should I do?! She's crazy, she doesn't understand that I'm in love with you!"
"You could have told her you weren't interested...for example."
"I tried to say it, but she doesn't want to understand. She's haunting me!"
"Andy stop saying foolishness, you feel flattered by blandishments she does in front of everyone. And that ridiculous scene where she gave you back your tie?"
"She's out of her mind, that tie wasn't mine! She just wanted to get me in her bed, don't you get it?"
"I get it and you? What about you?"
"Come on Sharon, I'm in love with you!" Silence. "Why are you so jealous of her?"
"Maybe because she's blonde, pretty, with a breathtaking body, a rampant lieutenant and when she walked in Police Dept. she seems to scream: Sex! Sex! Sex!"
"You don't have to be jealous of her, she's nothing to me."
"Why were you talking to Provenza about her?"
"OMG, I was talking about her, so he won't think I'm with you."
"This is your tactical?"
"That's right!"
"I can't believe it, try it again lieutenant!"
"Come on Sharon, you have to believe me, this is the truth." Silence. "Please, can we stop talking about this and think about us!" Silence. "Please, left this day at work and now there are only me and you, ok?!"
"Uhm … may be." Silence.
"Honey, I ordered your pizza, I'm your Pizzaman!"
"Stupid boy! When did you order the pizza?"
"While we were in car and you were talking only about Lt. Paris ... I tried to ask you if you wanted a vegetarian pizza and you answered me rude! So I ordered two vegetarian pizzas!"
"Ah, okay."
"The boy should be here soon. I took the vegetarian and I put the black olives on mine."
"Only on your pizza?"
"Yes."
"Okay. Black olives only on your pizza …"
"You wanted them too, you could have told me, but you were complaining..."
"You can give me some of yours..." She said and take the cutlery and the towels.
"I don't know, we'll see." He said and put on table two glasses.
After a few seconds the bell rang, he went to the door, paid the boy and took the pizzas to the kitchen and put them in two dishes.
"Here, your vegetarian pizza … and mine, with olives." He sat down next to her, opened his soda and her coca cola without saying anything. Then began to eat in silence.
"Do you like your pizza?"
"Andy, you know very well that I wanted it with olives, so don't be funny."
"Oh... we're still angry..." Silence. "What about if I give you one of my olives?"
"Okay." She said and she stretched the fork to get one olive.
"Hey, wait!" He said by placing his fork sideways. "You have to pay a fee."
"What do you want?"
"Uhm … a kiss."
"No, you don't deserve it! You made me angry today and you don't deserve my kisses."
"May be. I do not deserve your kisses, but if you want an olive, you have to kiss me." He took the fork and put on an olive and ate it. "Before I eat all." He said smiling.
"You're playing dirty!"
"The rules are these, my dear: one kiss, one olive! Are you in?!"
"Come on!" She turned and gave him a kiss.
"Okay. Here's your olive." He took an olive and put it on Sharon's pizza. "But I want the next kiss more real and I'll give you … two olives!"
"Blackmailer!" She turned and kissed Andy passionately. Then she sat down again. "Is that okay?!"
"Uhm, we're getting better, captain..." He took two olives and put them on her pizza. "But now the game gets tough, okay, for the remaining 4 olives ..."
"Damn it!" She said, he didn't have time to finish the sentence that she had taken his face in his hands and kissing him, slipping her tongue with passion and lust in his mouth. Then she sat down on him, continuing to kiss him and rubbing more and more with her body to Andy. He was astonished and he left down his fork on the plate. His hands were wandering under Sharon's blouse, touching her naked skin. Then she snapped up and rested on her chair.
"Now I deserve the other 4 olives?"
"Take whatever you want... "He said breathlessly. She took the 4 olives and put them on her pizza and resumed eating.
"Sharon you can't do that and then … leave me like..."
"Like what? You wanted to play dirty Andy Flynn and then you know that I play dirtier than you!" She said, threatening him with a fork.
"You're a witch!"
"Sure, and I'm also very bad!"
"Come back to me" Whined him.
"You must deserve it."
"I promise I'll behave like a good boy." He said, extending his hand towards her.
"Wrong! You know I like bad guys!" She said, putting down the cutlery and staring at him in the eyes: " You're gonna want some more pizza, lieutenant?"
"I ate enough captain, now I want the dessert."
"I don't know..." She said winking.
"Ok, you leave me no choice!" He took her in his arms and they both sat down on the couch.
"Where were we? " He asked. She was in his arms and smiling.
"Kiss me lieutenant, kiss me." She said and he resumed kissing her.
