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Summary: Mikado already takes initiative after Takuto attacks Heart and kidnaps Spade in the process. This so called loser is going to show the Yellow Scarves what happens if you get on his bad side…

Warning: Swearing, yaoi, violence, hints of non-con and unintentional OOC

Bold means that someone is talking in English.

Italics mean personal thoughts (but since this is in first person, there will probably be less of these).

So like, I'm going to update much slower now because I'm trying to focus in my math class. I'm ahead in Chemistry, I don't care about Graphic Design unless it concerns computer graphics and I love Japanese and I spend more time on that then anything else. Enjoy this chapter…and say hello to Bosskado! Oh, and multiple POVs will be in this chapter.

Chapter 6: This so Called Loser


Mikado's POV

I always isolated myself from everybody ever since I was a kid. I never had any friends for sixteen years because of it. While I excelled in grades, but I wasn't perfect, so I didn't get along with my parents either. I was always a nuisance to everyone around me…

And then I bought these four cards and they changed my life. I was somebody now because of them. In one week, I was a normal student at Raira Academy, the bullying stopped and I had real friends that I was getting to know. While my relationship with my family wasn't improving, there was still time.

They were important to me…they truly were. Even if Izaya was on the creepy side, Shizuo had the shortest temper ever known to man, Heart was annoying and Spade…was comforting…I needed them all. That's why, if anyone hurt them, I would use the power that I have to save them.

Takuto Takayuki had cross the line…no more mister nice guy.

"Sebastian, what were you going to say?" Ciel questioned his butler.

"Apparently, Ryugamine-kun already knows but Heart-kun and Spade-kun were attacked by a group of men wearing yellow scarves. They took Spade-kun away after knocking him out."

"Where is Heart?"

"He disappeared after getting beaten up."

When he said that, Izaya appeared behind me. "When we spirits get beaten up with real bodies, we disappear. It'll take us a couple of hours to heal…but kidnapping is a different story, especially when we're too far away from our masters."

"So Heart is…okay?"

"Yeah. Give him four hours to regenerate and he'll be as good as new."

Izaya made it sound like Heart had died in his body and needed time to recover. I wonder how bad the injuries that the blonde suffered were...those bastards…

"What are you going to do Ryugamine?"

I stared at my phone. I bet if I wished for Spade to come back to me, everything will be fine…but I don't want people finding out that Spade is not human and knowing Takuto, if he saw Spade disappear and end back at me, he would accuse me of being a monster…and I might go back to being the loser again…

"I'm going to find him." I began. "And when I find those bastards…I'll make them pay…"

Ciel probably thought I was joking…but I was dead serious. I still had two cards at my disposal and I will use them to take my revenge in a way where I won't receive a terrible penalty.

"Please don't interfere."

The boy stared at me with disbelief. "No one orders me-"

Sebastian stopped him from saying anything else and looked at me with that devilish grin. "Please do what you will."

When he said that, I thanked Ciel for the plushie and ran the other direction. I had no idea where the Yellow Scarves hideout was, but I would find it one way or another.

Spade, wait for me. I'll save you!


Normal POV

At the same time this was happening, Aoba was having hell of a hard time fending off against some members of the Yellow Scarves. They were getting more aggressive by the day and by aggressive, they kept walking around asking people if they were members of the group Dollars. God help them if they wore any blue clothing. That meant that they were in Blue Squares and you were easy picking.

Blue was his favorite color and it happened to be a day he was meeting with someone. They told him to wear a blue scarf to be able to be identified. Aoba didn't want to do of course, but the guy he spoke to told him that it wouldn't take him that wrong to find the location.

One hour later, he was no longer waiting in the designated spot because he was being chased by those punks with yellow bandanas that flashed along. He should have brought a weapon to defend himself, but for the sake of the innocent child image, he left it in Zepher's position. Now it was coming back to bite him in the butt.

They cornered him in an alleyway and they made sure to block the only way out. None of the members looked like the leader though. Of course, this pathetic leader wouldn't monitor these members.

"You're in Blue Squares." They said simply as they got their lead pipes and pocket knives ready to attack him. "Time to show you losers your place in life!"

This is ridiculous. Aoba told himself as he tried to back up further into the wall. He came in contact with hard bricks. I should have stayed at home.

Pulling his scarf over his mouth, he continued to glare at them. Was there any way he could talk himself out of this situation?

As he continued to think, they stepped closer to him. Before one of them could raise their lead pipe at him, he was already knocked out by some invisible force…or so the thugs around him thought.

"W-Who did that?"

Aoba couldn't tell who was lending a helping hand. They didn't respond as they continued to lead the silent assault. In almost no time at all, the thugs were on the ground, bleeding but not dead.

"You were lucky I was passing by."

Aoba looked up. He still couldn't see the face of his savior.

"They will pay…"

As the person walked away, Aoba tried to move his legs, but the whole experience tired him out. However, the person dropped a wallet of some sort during the fight. Slowly, he went over and picked it up. As he opened the wallet, he gasped when he saw the ID of the person.


Izaya's POV

Mikado Ryugamine was an interesting human. Here he claimed that he hated bullies, yet here he was saving one of them from the Yellow Scarves. Any other human would have left him for dead, but not him. He didn't wish for death on these thugs but instead, ask for a silent one hit moves. Shizu-chan granted him power. Even with his deadly strength, all he did was knock them out at worse.

"You surprise me Mikado-kun. I thought you were angered by these humans."

He shook his head. His eyes were still a radiate blue, but they were no longer the big eyes we saw when we were first introducing ourselves to him. Anticipating filled my entire body whenever he did something that I don't predict.

"He'll owe me in the future." He replied simply as he stopped walking down the streets. "And there is no point in using the power you two give me to kill them. Death will fall upon them with my hands using my own strength…but I don't have the power now, so their lives will be spared…but only this time."

Shizu-chan grunted as he let the nicotine on the cigar fall onto the street. I can tell that he wanted to let loose his strength, but we can't have that, Shizu-chan.

"You two will get your time to shine in due time. Today though, I'm going to show them what happens when you mess with the quiet one. Can both of you use teleportation powers?"

"Why of course. As long as it's not bringing someone back from the dead, we can grant any wish."

"…Then I wish for you two to teleport me to the entrance of the Yellow Scarves hideout. The one where they're keeping Spade…"

We didn't obey just yet. I still wanted to know what thing.

"What will you do when you get there?"

"…Give me a baseball bat and a lighter while you're at it. Those are the only weapons I'll use against them."

This was interesting. It was only one high school student against how many adult humans. I wonder how long he'll last without our help.

"Granted; give me the lighter when you're done using it." Shizu-chan responded.

He didn't even get a chance to blink when we teleported away.


Spade's POV

I knew it was a bad idea to leave Mikado-sama's side. Heart would not listen to me though. He just took my arm and ran the other direction. I hate it when he doesn't think of the consequences…and I'm the one that has to pay for it…always.

Heart really wanted to investigate that color gang Yellow Scarves. I hope his memory wasn't coming back…not like it will because…

Stupid idiot had to walk up to a group of them and ask if they were the Yellow Scarves and if they were causing trouble? They took him to an alleyway and beat the crap out of him. Now, he had that coming but regardless I tried to help him. What good did that do? In my human body, I was weak compared to Heart who could endure many hits as well as dish out some damage of his own. I couldn't do that because I was the brains of the two. Brains over brawn usually one but not when you were surrounded and backed into an alleyway where no one would come help you.

Heart took a bad blow to the head. I tried to wake him up but then they hit me in the back with a pole. My vision was already blurry and I could tell that Heart was going to fade out the minute they left the area. Mikado-sama wasn't going to be happy with our defeat.

If that wasn't bad enough though, I could still hear a familiar voice from the school. It was that creeper Takuto. He told his men something and then I felt my body being thrown into a bag of some sort? Who did they think I was? Some tennis racket? I hate how my body managed to fit perfectly into the bag. They picked me up and carried me away. That was when I blacked out.

I don't know how long I was out but unlike Heart who probably turned back into a spirit, I was still in human form. My first reaction when I woke up with my arms chained to the ceiling, I felt like panicking. Why was I the only one that didn't turn into a spirit? Was it because I was too far away from Mikado-sama?

"Hey, he's waking up."

Those punks from the Yellow Scarves were smirking at my weak form. If I could move my hands, I would give them a piece of my mind…

"So the prince is finally awake."

Takuto was looking down at me with a triumphant look. So picking on the transfer students made you all high and mighty you bastard?

"You…"

He laughed and it sent shivers down my spine.

"I'm going to get back at that loser and I'm going to use you to do it."

I continued to glare at him as his men laughed with him. I could do nothing when he took my phone from my pocket and dialed Mikado-sama. He forced me to cooperate and speak through the phone. Mikado-sama seemed so worried about me…he should be more worried about Heart though…

After he hung up on my master, he turned to the rest of the group.

"So, what are we going to do with him?" They asked.

"We want to rile that loser up of course when he gets here!" Takuto declared. "That's if he knows where to go."

They seemed to like that idea but then everyone was silent when someone else entered the room. It was some ugly guy with a bandage on his face. He looked to be the leader of this pathetic group.

"What are you doing ordering my men around Takayuki?" He asked in an exasperated tone.

"I'm glad you asked. I'm getting back at that loser for what he did to me. Out of all of his friends, he seems to like this one the most."

I seriously doubt that.

My body was prone to freezing at the wrong time. Their leader walked over to me to examine my face.

"If only he was a woman would I help you with your revenge," he said with a sigh, "don't fuck up with this base or I'll have to find another one."

"Horada-san, don't worry about it. This plan is fool proof."

"Tch."

Their leader drugged his ugly ass out of the base. I thought it was a good thing, but the minute he left, Takuto stopped his polite speech.

"Now, what makes you tick?"

Why couldn't I do anything against them? I struggled with the chains but they wouldn't budge. If I was Heart, I would be able to break them with relative ease. So why can't I…

I let out a small gasp when he pulled my shirt up.

"W-What are you doing?"

"Oh, you're already reacting to physical contact? This was easier than I thought."

I shrieked when I felt his cold hand on my stomach. He was enjoying this so he continued to trail his cold fingers from my belly to my belt. I tried to kick him but my legs were also tied. If they lifted the rope, they could spread them apart…oh no…

"Are you getting hard already?"

I shut my eyes shut as a response. He continued to chortle and pretty soon, the rest of the members that were assisting him joined in.

"He's a fag!"

"He's asking for it!"

They were soon chanting for Takuto to take my pants off. I tried to shout...but nothing would come out.

He pulled my pants down before trying to pull down my boxers. I forcibly pushed my knees together trying to resist at least a bit. I already hated his laugh and took out a knife to cut them down. I hated being exposed like this but I couldn't do anything to stop them.

"Why are you so scared showing off your body? Unless…you're a fag…"

Wouldn't that make you happy…

He turned to one of his friends who were near this lever. He gave them the signal to turn it. I felt my legs breaking when they started turning it. I tried to fight the ropes that were pulling my legs off the ground but it was futile. They could see everything and I couldn't do a damn thing to stop them.

Takuto just laughed as he zipped his pants down. Don't tell me he's going to…

"I wonder how tight it will be in there."

He positioned himself in front of me. I closed my eyes expecting the worse, but no pain came ever came. I didn't want to know what happened but at the same time, I wanted to know what was taking him so long. Slowly, I peaked to see that he was no longer facing my direction. He was shaking in fury.

"Mikado…sama…" I managed to croak out before I felt myself losing consciousness.


Mikado's POV

I was prepared for anything that the Yellow Scarves were going to show me. When I was in front of the door, I batched it away with the baseball bat. The door was relatively old so I ended up making a bigger entrance than anticipated. When I looked on, I saw many members of the Yellow Scarves. All were looking in my direction with shock. Takuto was in front of my eyes, getting ready to get it on with Spade. I glanced at the ceiling to see that the rope was tied to the blonde's arms and legs. There was a lever nearby. When it was pulled, he would be stretched to a certain extent. I wonder if they knew that if you continued to pull, the bones in his body would break. Spirits couldn't die though…

"It's you! You got here too fast!" Takuto stated the obvious. "How did you know where this base was?"

My smirk must have been vicious because he was shaking in his pants. He needed to sip them up because the first thing I plan on setting ablaze was his dick.

"I have my resources."

It was easy to bluff my way through especially when your opponent was a coward that resorted to kidnapping.

"G-Get him!"

"Heiwajima-san, Orihara-san, sit back and watch what I'm capable of."

They both didn't need to be told twice. In fact, the informant seems to have a bag of popcorn that he must have taken from the spirit world that they disappeared to.

At first the Yellow Scarves didn't take me seriously. There was only one of me and only five of them attacked me first. Their movements were sluggish in my eyes. Stepping out of the way of their swings, it only took one hit to the forehead with the baseball bat to knock them down on the ground.

"Head on, apply directly to the forehead." I heard Izaya joke to Shizuo. "It always works."

They came in groups of six. They tried to surround me and they almost succeeded. Luckily, I picked up a few moves from watching too many action series to know how to counter this. When one of them grabbed me by the neck, I headbutted him in the chin and then whacked him in the stomach with the bat. The guy that was prepared to punch me missed when I ducked. I quickly tripped him and then smacked him with the bat in the face…hard. There were a few teeth that flew out of his mouth but I didn't care.

"W-What are you doing? There's only one of him and he's the loser that's been pushed around all these years!"

The Yellow Scarves were a dumb gang. I kept moving forward knocking them away with the baseball bat.

"Take them out!"

I felt like Izaya was having a little too much watching this battle. Shizuo was just waiting for me to be done so he could get his lighter back.

Takuto had already zipped his fly up. Lucky for him because that was where I was going to aim. He was trembling at the sight of me. I had the blood of all these thugs on me taking only a few blows to the face. In panic, he swung his fist at me. I swiveled from the attack and then twirled back at him. The baseball bat hit him in the rib cage head on. He fell to the ground, but I wasn't done with him.

"D-Don't hurt me!"

I chuckled to myself. This is what happens to bullies when they push someone's buttons. Raising the bat up to my head, I whacked him in the arm. After a few swings, I could hear his bones crack. I made sure to hit everywhere except the face and prevented myself from dealing the final blow.

"Stay there while I get Spade out." Was the only thing I told him as I looked at the unconscious blonde; Spade's clothes were gone…they probably threw it away somewhere, but I'd wish for new clothes for him. There was a knife on the ground next to his feet. Picking it up and swinging, I cut the rope. Spade's body fell limp into my arms. "You'll safe now."

"Mikado…sama…"

Even though he was still asleep, my cheeks were getting hot again. "I thought I told you it was okay to call me Mikado."

I couldn't enjoy my victory yet because I saw Takuto grabbing something from his pocket and slowly trying to crawl away. He was persistent in getting out alive.

"I'm not done with you."

He shrieked like a little girl as he tried to move his broken legs. I wish there was some gasoline so I could kill him instantly. Instead, I pulled the lighter and then walked over to his leg. It felt so good to have so much power over those arrogant people.

"This is what you get for underestimating this so called loser."

His eyes were on the flame of the lighter. I wonder what face he saw when I threw the lighter onto his back. I watched as the flame danced onto his clothes and was getting all over him. His screams weren't music to my ears sadly as he was trying to do the stop, drop and roll process. It wasn't working. I just laughed as I looked where he use to be. I noticed another card on the floor.

"He had one of them." Izaya stated as he appeared next to me. "It's the Hanged Man. Looks like the good old doctor is back."

So this was another arcana card? Picking it up, I noticed that on the back, it was the jack of clovers. I wonder who was in this card…

Turning my attention back to Spade, I lifted him off the floor (where I placed him when I went to set Takuto on fire) and carried him out with my arms. Shizuo took the lighter from the floor as we left the hideout. His voice was still ringing in my ear, but I surely didn't care.

As we walked away from the alley way, I heard Izaya tell me something important.

"You past the first test."


Me: TBC with 4423 words.

Holy hell! It was hard to write in Izaya's POV! I don't know how everyone does it! I mean, he's such a complicated character that it's hard to get his thoughts in character. Notes…

So yeah…Heart got his ass kicked and he disappeared. He'll be fine in the next chapter but this chapter; he missed out on the action because of it. This will happen a lot since spirits can't die.

After reading a certain chapter in the novel, I felt like I needed to add more Aoba to the story. So instead of him just being a bully to Mikado, he'll have a bigger role later.

Everything that Mikado thinks is technically anything Higurashi related from the phone call to how to handle the Yellow Scarves Keiichi style. Be happy he wasn't using a cleaver. Now that would suck for his opponents. And personally, I think Mikado is faking the fact that he can't fight. I'm serious…if he ends up fighting in volume 9 of the novel, I'm going to say "I CALLED IT!"

What Spade was talking about Heart having no memories, you'll find out much later. Having no memories however is kind of the reason why the two…are the way they are.

Shinra is the Hanged Man if you didn't get the obvious hints. And the reason is because in the Trust Me ending, he's hanging upside down and then in the fortune cookie he got in the only episode he narrates in, told him that his relationship will end in failure. The Hang Man is reprehensive by extreme hardships that might be futile in the end. I think Mikado already explained what the Magician, Devil and the Strength are but yeah.

So Mikado is going back to Ciel in the next chapter. Oh yeah, Takuto isn't dead. Mikado stated that he wouldn't kill them for whatever reason, but that's basically it for this chapter. Starting in the next chapter though, Mikado is going to have his little harem. LOL Reviews make me update faster. Ja ne!