Jun: Hello all my fans out there! This chapter was requested from Akahama Nera
- izaya was walking home one day, and spots shizuo. after another
episode of fighting, they see anri, mikado and masaomi going to a karaoke bar
with a few more friends. they decide to tail them, and end up staying in the
other room, hearing mikado sing (GAKUEN TENGOKU!).-
Hope you like it~!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything. Not even the song.
Izaya and Shizuo pov:
Izaya skipped down the streets of Ikebukuro. He had just gone out shopping and the lady running the store had the radio turned all the way up and now he had the stupid song stuck in his head. Not that he was complaining.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts ," Izaya sang out loud while swinging his hips back and forth as he walked. The by-standing crowd looked at Izaya as if he had a mental problem. Izaya continued to sing the lyrics to the beat playing in his head. "And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan, New York and Japan," Izaya swung his 'toosh' back and forth as he sang the verse.
He closed his eyes while he sang and when he opened them, he found himself 2 inches away from kissing a vending machine that landed in front of him. "IIIIZZZZAAAAYYYYAAAAA!"
'Well well well. Look what he have here.' "Ohayo Shizu-chan!" Izaya called waving to Shizuo who was across the street holding a street lamp in mid-throw. Shizuo gave another war cry of "Izaya!" and chased after the dark haired informant.
Izaya just laughed and skipped away, dodging street lamps and poles. 'Oh the places that I could get destroyed. Hmm. Oh I know! That new mall! What better way to break it in!'
The informant danced and pranced his way to the mall. But when he got to the mall he stopped short. Izaya turned to Shizuo and made a 'come hither' motion with his hand. Shizuo gave Izaya a pointed look and clearly meant that Shizuo thought Izaya was insane. Izaya waved the look off and pointed at something. The ex-bartender followed the finger only to see Mikado, Masaomi, and Anri laughing their way into the mall.
Shizuo looked back at Izaya and Izaya wagged his eyebrows suggestively silently communicating with him. 'Let's follow them!' He didn't wait for Shizuo's reply before following the teens. Shizuo growled and followed after the skipping informant.
A few minutes later:
Izaya and Shizuo followed out of sight as the three teens prowled the mall through various stores. They really didn't want Mikado to get mad at them for following him. That would mean the cold shoulder and no sex for a week. Neither the informant or the ex-bartender wanted to do that to 'Little Izaya and Shizuo'.
They were currently hiding behind a metal trash can next to a miniature tree the mall had for decoration. They were positioned so that on one end Shizuo's head stuck out with Izaya's head above his. And on the other side you could comically see their butts and legs.
Anri said something to Mikado and Masaomi. They both made an affirmative motion and followed her. Mikado was as smiley as usual until he noticed they were headed for a store called, 'Victoria's Secrets'.
Mikado seemed to start panicking and stuttering something to Masaomi. Masaomi just laughed and slung an arm over Mikado's shoulders. And then they disappeared through the doors and Izaya and Shizuo lost sight of them.
Izaya looked around for another way in. He spotted an air vent nearby and a big smile crept onto his face.
A few minutes:
Izaya and Shizuo shoved and kicked at each other as they crawled through the narrow space of the metal air vent. With the little room that they had the two were practically on top of each other. "Move your damn leg you flea," Shizuo growled at Izaya, his voice echoing through the vents. "Only if you get off of me." Izaya hissed back.
When they reached a vent opening and looked in, they saw a lightly lit room filled with women's garments and barely dressed manikin. Mikado was in the middle of the room looking lost and nervous. His face beat red making him look even cuter than normal. This caused the employees to think he was cute and start giggling. Masaomi was with the manikins at the front of the store flirting with them.
Anri was at the checkout. After she thanked the woman she headed over to Mikado and they both grabbed Masaomi and left the store.
Shizuo growled at having lost sight of Mikado again. Loud groaning came from the vent around them. Izaya's and Shizuo's eyes widened when the vent started moving before finally giving out. They fell from the ceiling in a crumbled heap of limb in the store.
Izaya jumped up instantly after untangling himself from Shizuo. He ran over to the woman's lacy panties section, grabbed a pair of black lacy underwear with a bow in front of it, checked it out to the freaked out lady behind the counter, and then pulled the panties over his head and wore it like a hat. Shizuo looked at him with a 'WTF' face.
Izaya just shrugged and skipped out the door with a lacy panty hat.
Time skip:
Masaomi dragged his two companions by their arms to the arcade with a big grin on his face.
Izaya and Shizuo, being the stalker lovers that they were, were watching the three teens from inside a toy animal vending machine. They weren't too graceful in their stealth, however. If the view of their faces showing through the animals said anything. When Shizuo noticed a little boy staring at them, he growled at the kid making the boy tug on his mother's hand and point at Shizuo. Izaya still had the underwear on his head.
The teens played a few rounds at a basketball shooting game, then to a skeeball game before Masaomi spotted a karaoke machine with a big flat screen TV and did a little happy dance.
He pulled Mikado over to the machine and selected a song for the black haired teen. When Mikado looked like he was about to make a break for it, Masaomi blocked his way and ushered Mikado to go along with it. Mikado gave a huff and complied.
When the screen turned on, a man with an Afro and dressed in a white disco suit and what looked like 5-inch boots spun around and struck a pose yelling, "OW!" Mikado sweat dropped at this. Then the upbeat beat of the music started and Mikado tried to sing along.
~ Are you ready ? Yeah !
Hey hey hey hey hey
(Hey hey hey hey hey)
Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey !
(Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey !)
HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !)
Everybody
Is after
That one seat
The one next to
The prettiest girl in class
Ah, everyone's my rival
Ah, it's a desperate situation
Yeah yeah yeah
Lady luck
Please smile on me
Just this once, wow...
This will decide
Whether I study or not
If I don't get this seat
I'll just become a delinquent~
By now Mikado looked like he was about to punch the machine.
~Hey hey hey hey hey
(Hey hey hey hey hey)
Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey !
(Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey ! Hey !)
HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !) HEY ! (HEY !)
The nerd who thinks he's hot
And that horrid gang leader
They're all waiting, hearts pounding
To see which seat they get
Ah, if I could gaze
Ah, upon her profile
Yeah yeah yeah
Being in class is heavenly
Please grant me
Happiness, yeah...
This will decide
Whether I study or not
If I don't get this seat
I'll just become a delinquent
Hey! ~
When Mikado finished his face was flushed red as a tomato and he was panting.
Masaomi gave a loud cat call, making Mikado even more red, and lead the teen to the exit, Anri trailing behind them.
Izaya and Shizuo were still getting over their 'Mikado cuteness' high when they both noticed Mikado was leaving.
They tried crawling out of the vending machine at the same time. The machine shook from side to side and falling on the floor on it's side with a loud 'THUD!'. Mikado jumped at the bang and swirled around to see Shizuo half in a vending machine with a stuffed bear in his mouth, and Izaya with a pair of lacy panties on his head. "Izaya, Shizuo, what are you doing here?"
Jun: Okay~! If you liked this chapter feel free to review :D. The song that Mikado sang was his character theme song,GAKUEN next chapter, one of my own creations, will be a wedding fic and it is NOT what you think.
