The 12 Things Voldemort Does NOT Want for Christmas

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Day Seven

On the seventh day of Christmas, my Dark Lord got from me…

"A gift card to Build-a-Bear Workshop?"
Yaxley smiled. "Where best friends are made!"
"This is...well, Cat? What do you think?"
"Meow?"
"I thought his name was..."
"I changed it. Cat was easier to remember than Fluffy McMeowFace..."
"O-of course, My Lord! I was just thinking that we should go to Build-a-Bear before they close."
"Whatever, Yaxley. I do want to get that one bear from the catalog, and I want to make sure they don't run out..."

"I-I'm sorry, sir. We don't have the bear you're looking for..." a bored young employee smirked at the, obviously out of place, Dark Lord.
"THEY RAN OUT ALREADY?" Voldemort cried.
"What were you looking for, My Lord?"
"The Beary Evil Bear! Oh, this is just PERFECT! They're out of those adorable stuffed chainsaws too..."
"Chainsaws? Wait, I thought you hated Muggle tools..."
"Yaxley did you not read the Official Death Eater Handbook? If you did, you'd know that it says, and I quote, 'Lord Voldemort despises all Muggle technology, with the notable exception of the chainsaw and AK47, which remind him of his favorite spell.'"
"I-I guess I skipped that. I never thought we'd deal with Muggle items..."
"Yaxley, you don't know what you're missing. Chainsaws are the SHIT!"
"...Of course they are."
"You know what I can do with a wand that I can't do with a chainsaw?"
"What?"
"Avada Kedevra."