Light Ryuzaki Show

Episode 7: Ride.

L: Now that Light-kun has stopped talking and bitching! We can set up groups!

Mello: What?

Matt: Sounds legit.

Near: Sounds field trip-ish.

Watari: *Slowly slides away*

L: Light-kun with me. *Looks around* Wtf did Watari go?

Matt: Nigga slid away-

Light: From your crazy asses.

L: XD stop bitchin' *punches Light's arm

Light: Da hell!

Mello: So does that mean . . .

L: It means, you, Near, and Matt will be together through this whole time!

Matt: Cool.

Mello: NO!

Near: -.-

L: Now to the ferris wheel!

A few minutes later . . .

Light: FERRIS WHEELS ARE A SAFETY HAZZARD! *getting dragged into ferris wheel car by L*

L: STOP BITCHIN'!

Light: -.- *folds arms

L: *Sits Light down and sits across* Now chillio phillio.

Light: e_e da fuck?

L: Something I came up with (Literally)

Light: Okayyyyyyy . . .

L: This is fun!

Light: This is boring!

L: XD CHILL THE FUCK OUT!

Light: O_O

L: *^* enjoy it for me! 'Kay?

Light: . Uh sure?

L: Good!

Meanwhile . . .

Matt: I ALREADY TOLD YOU! NO!

Mello: *holding up sexy outfit* COME ONNN!

Matt: NO! AND WTH IS THIS DOING AT A CARNIVAL ANYWAY!

Near: This needs to be censored.

Random Child: *Holds up dildo* Look mommy, this is what was in the bathroom!

Random Mom: PUT THAT DOWN!

Mello: O_O Yeah . . . Lets just gooooo.

Matt: *already walking out*

Near: *following behind*

Mello: EY! *runs to catch up

Meanwhile . . . AGAIN!

Light: O_O it stopped!

L: Calm down, that's what it does! Did you not know?

Light: _ Of course I knew . . .

L: -_- right . . .

Light: *stares at L*

L: What?

Light: Oh n-nothing, you just look different.

L: Oh! All I did was move my "bangs" to the other side.

Light: Oh uh yeah, that must be it!

L: XD You sure that's all that you saw?

Light: O_O HUH?!

L: You seem nervous, Light-kun.

Light: *Thinks: Wth is wrong with the ferris wheel?!* I'm not nervous. Well, I'm nervous about this ride. It may have broke down.

L: I doubt it. If it is broke down though, we'd be okay!

Light: Right . . .

L: *rubs Light's hair*

Light: Ey! Don't try to make my hair look like yours!

L: O_O You'd actually look nice with hair like mine.

Light: NO I WOULDN'T!

L: *takes a moment to visualize* ._. yeah nvm, you're best as is.

Light: Uh, yeah.

Brian: NOW WASN'T THAT NICE!

Snow: -.- When's the yaoi action gonna come.

Brian: . Sometimes it will be detailed and sometimes it will not be.

Snow: O.O wait! It'll be detailed!

Brian: MOVINNNGG ONNNN!