[Dis?]Claimer: this belongs to me and, to some extent, FireandBloodandKittens. The people in it are public figures and therefore public domain.

A/N: here's a belated 'thank you' to Morticia Frump Addams and VengeanceFoREVer - two people kind enough to favorite this. And to FireandBloodandKittens for editing. I might've mentioned her before.


Scene (Running into Tim):

IT'S THE AUDITIONERS' LUNCH BREAK. RICHARD IS WALKING TOWARDS A GYM WITH GREAT DETERMINATION. BEFORE HE CAN OPEN THE DOOR SOMEONE ON THE OTHER SIDE DOES AND THE TWO MEN SLAM INTO EACH OTHER. THE OTHER MAN IS TIM CURRY.

Richard: I'm sorry, Mr-

Tim: Uh, my name's Curry. Tim Curry.

Richard: And I'm Richard O'Brien.

Tim: Richard O'Brien, eh? I was in the musical "Hair" with a guy named Richard O'Brien...

Richard: That was probably me.

Tim: Good to see you, Richard! How are you?

Richard: Well. You?

Tim: The same.

NERVOUS PAUSE

Richard: are there any muscle men, in that gym, who sing?

Tim: What?

Richard: I need a singing muscle man for a play I've written.

Tim: That sounds... interesting.

Richard: it really is. I'm very excited about it - perhaps you should try out, Tim! We're auditioning people right now.

Tim: I'll ask my agent. What's it called?

Richard: "They Came From Denton High". Though that might change, I've been thinking about changing the name to Rocky Hor-

Tim: Sounds groovy. Now, I've got to go... goodbye.

Richard: Goodbye, Tim. I hope I'll see you at the auditions.


Please Review!

Who likes the idea of Tim saying 'sounds groovy' a lot? He doesn't say it too often in the current draft, but I may change some stuff.