Drunken twilight ppl

Midnightmoon: Ok this may be mean or not Idk but I won't continue if I don't get at least five more new reviews for this story…srry, my cuz Moonstone wants to be in this one. Cuz disclaimer

Moonstone: Midnightmoon-sama doesn't own twilight.

Midnightmoon: Thanx cuz

Both: R&R

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Esme's POV

I was working in the kitchen making dinner, the kids were at the prom and charslie was out working at the hospital. "Huh, what should I cook?" I asked to myself, while I was thinking about this a bottle and a orange bag came crashing through the window and landed on the counter, "Huh, what's this?" I asked, I looked out the hole and saw a girl with sapphire blue hair running into the forest. "Wow, I hope she's ok." I said. I looked at the bottle, it read: "Magical Love enhancer, increase your performance ten fold……..ha ha just joking. It really said " Little miss sunshine cooking in a bottle, just drink and you'll have the mind of a top chef". I opened the bottle and took a long drink of it, the bag said "Magical cooking powder, just smoke and gain more and more recipes." I opened the bag and smoked the entire bag in five minutes. Then things got so very wrong, I took my clothes off (I had on very short and tight clothes), got in the car and drove to the blacks house (This can't be good). I got out the car and opened the door, Billy was sitting in his wheelchair and watching his little picture box, "Hey there hottie mama wants to play." I said, Billy turned around and stared at me "Wha-wha-What are you doing here?" he asked. I smiled and went over and sat in his lap (WTF?!?!?!?!?!!?). He looked at me like I was a nut case "Oh don't be like that shug you know you want me." I said as I took another sip of the bottle, he screamed, knocked me off him and rolled away as fast as he could screaming at the top of his lungs. I ran after him "Come back here charslie!!" I said as I chased him all around the house, then little Jakey walked in finding me on top of Billy "WTF?!?!?!?!?!!?" he screamed then he passed out. I was just about to make out with Billy when something hit me on the back of my head. "Ow, what happened?" I asked as I looked around, I saw Bella and Alice chained to a wall " Esme! RUN DON'T LET THEM CATCH YOU!!!!!" they yelled "Who?" I asked. "DON'T ASK JUST RUN, SAVE YOUR-" they couldn't finish because the wall disappeared. I saw three girls each dressed in a black dress and a black cloak standing in front of me "Who are you?" I asked. The first girl laughed and pulled a switch, then the lights went out and I screamed.

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THE END

Midnightmoon: You don't need to know what we did to them.