After taking a long hiatus period for Sonic X:Dark Chaos, here is the long-awaited Episode 2, with a certain special guest.

And no, I'm very sorry to all those who kept requesting, but the special guest is not Amy Rose. However, do not fear; she will be appearing sooner than you think.

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Episode 2: Let's Make A Date

"Hello everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! On tonight's show..." The chubby doc known as Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik said from the stands for the second time. However, as everybody noticed, Shadow had been replaced by a certain teenaged purple hedgehog.

"I need about five more chili dogs...Sonic the Hedgehog!" The camera centered on Sonic, who was pretending to sleep.

"Flyin' high like he's stoned... Miles Prower!" The camera zoomed in on Tails blankly staring at the ceiling.

"Wipin' out the havoc and anarchy... Knuckles the Echidna!" The camera zoomed in on Knuckles, who was mouthing something at the camera. And that was when the camera switched to our very special guest.

"And... oh my god, it's Sonya the Hedgehog!!" Robotnik cheered as the purple hedgehog waved cheerfully at the camera.

"And I'm your host, Dr. Robotnik! Let's come down and have some fun!" Eggman finished, coming down the stairs from the stands and sitting down at his desk.

"And we're back! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, that's right, the points are like the second season of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya." Eggman said. Everybody just laughed.

Without any warning, Sonya jumped out of her seat.

"HI EVERYONE!! I GOT THE NEW COMPUTER AND ALL THE ACCESORIES THAT GO WITH IT!!" Sonya yelled out in an extremely high girly voice, imitating Haruhi Suzumiya. Everybody, including her, began laughing as she sat down.

"Yeah, you could be her!" Eggman commented, laughing some more.

"I know." She replied simply.

"By the way, just in case some people are new to the show, this is how the show works; I have the four contestants play little improv games, and then I award points, which don't matter. And whoever gets the most points gets to do somethings special with me later." The Doctor explained.

Knuckles quickly stood up and pretended to thrust his pelvis forward as if he was having sex for a split second before plopping back onto his chair. Everybody burst into laughter.

"Let's start the show with a game called Let's Make a Date. This is for all four of you." All four heroes got up and strolled onto the stage, where four stools had been set up. Eggman also held up a small batch of cards, giving three of them to the males. Everybody took a seat on the stools.

"Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails, you three will be contestants on a dating-type show. I'm gonna give them these cards, and they have to act out the parts on these cards. Sonya will be the bachelor, hoping to be picked by one of the contestants, and she does not know who they are. She's gonna have to guess their identities at the end of the game. Okay, whenever you're ready Sonya, you can start."

"Bachelor Number One!" Sonya began, changing her voice slightly, "I love eating sushi! If you took me to an Asian restaurant, what would you buy?"

Sonic pretended to sit in front of a computer as his assumed identity appeared on the screens; "Maledict making a DeTube Poop on his supercomputer."

Everybody began laughing upon seeing this.

"Hmmm... I dunno. I don't eat fish too often... Sonic did his best to impersonate Satan's mature voice. He began pretending to use a wireless mouse.

"This works great..." Sonic prepared to imitate the voices from the DeTube Poop. "'Join me Mama Luigi, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai... Or else you will DIE!!'" Everybody was struggling not to die from sheer laughter.

"Hahaha, you're pretty funny!" Sonya said, once again acting much more girlish than normal. "Bachelor Number 2? I sometimes go out and like to stargaze. What would you do at night with me?"

The camera switched to Knuckles; "A Puritan who knows that Sonic is the Devil."

"There is something I must do, young miss." Knuckles spoke in a bizarre British accent, staring hauntingly at the audience. He suddenly turned to look at Sonic, who was still pretending to type stuff out on his computer.

"Thou dost not fool me, Satan!!" He jumped up, pointing at Sonic. "I see thee unbuckle the buckle on my hat!! One of many pranks, that this devil hath done!"

Sonic suddenly looked at him apathetically, just like Maledict always looked at people. "Hey, dude. Don't come crying to me when you get pwned. Now, stop interrupting me, I wanna finish this up."

Once again, everybody laughed in a chorus.

"This heathen hath corrupted me!! He must go to Hell, the very Hell from which he was spawned!!!!" Suddenly, Knuckles gasped dramatically and held his head. "Thou hast made me say spawned! Now, I dost thinking of spawning!!!"

And that's when Knuckles gave the knockout joke.

"... OH, THOU TRULY ART BILL CLINTON!!!!!"

Immediately, a furious uproar of laughter came from the audience. Even Sonya was having difficulty keeping a straight face. Robotnik began laughing hysterically in the background.

"Okay then, Bachelor Number 3?" Sonya asked.

"Yeah?" Tails asked. He had raised his voice so much that it sounded like a girl, and it caused the entire audience to go into a hilarious uproar.

"I sometimes like taking walks at night and looking at the stars. What do you like to do at night?"

And so, Tails's identity showed itself; "Konata Izumi from 'Lucky Star'." The entire audience once again laughed.

"Hmmm... Good question, but I dunno. Either way..." Tails suddenly got up from his stool and walked slowly towards the audience. He began looking at some of the people in the front row as if he was looking at things in a store.

He gasped girlishly, "Oh! This one is so cute!!" He grabbed the surprise audience member in front of him. "But I don't have enough yen, so..."

The amazed audience member sat down as Tails let go of him, to the helpless laughter of the audience. He then began looking around again, humming an anime toon to himself.

"You're funny, Number 3!" Sonya let out a girlish laugh. "Bachelor Number 1?"

Sonic simply ignored her at first. He then looked backwards at her, once again giving a sarcastic apathetic face. "Okay okay okay, I'll answer your questions later, I'm almost done. Could you please hold in your fangirlish orgasms for a few more minutes? Thank you."

He looked back to the imaginary screen, and pretended to laugh as he smiled cheekily. "Oh, this is classic..."

"Hmm... You might not win!" Sonya quickly finished, followed by laughter. "Bachelor Number Two?"

Knuckles immediately pretended to open up a Bible. "Yea, though I doth walk in the shadow of death, I fear no evil!!..."

"Okaaaay then... Number 3?"

"Wait just a minute!!" Tails suddenly turned around, staring oddly at Sonya. "Oh my gawd... I just realized how MOE you truly are! Has anyone told you?!"

Sonya blushed slightly. "... No."

"... You're so cute, and your boobies are ginormous compared to mine!! That's what people call Moe points!! But I'm so damn short..." Sonya's blush grew even more as everybody fell in helpless laughter.

Eggman promptly ringed the buzzer, sending everything back to normal along with sending Tails back to his seat, all to the happy applause of the audience.

"Sonya, do you have any idea at all who any of these people are?" Robotnik asked.

"Okay, I know for a fact that Sonic is Maledict making a DeTube Poop..." The purple hedgehog began. "I'm not toally sure if I'm right about Knuckles, but you are... Some sort of brainwashed Angel terrorist?"

Once again, there was an uproar of laughter from literally everyone.

"Close enough!" Robotnik let it pass, struggling to speak though his hilarity.

"And Tails... Tails is, ummm..." Sonya was trying to get it right. "Oh, what's her name... That short otaku girl with the blue hair from Lucky Star... I can't recall her name..."

"Yes, it was Konata Izumi!" Robotnik rang the buzzer once again, and everybody went back to their seats.

"You know, Sonya, I was actually supposed to be a Puritan who knew that Sonic was Satan." Knuckles commented.

"... Yeah, I thought it was something like that, but I just HAD to rub some insult into the equation. Plus, that whole Bill Clinton joke made it obvious." Sonya explained.

"That's why I let it go, because it was so true, and it made perfect sense too." Eggman also spoke.

"And you know, I almost didn't get Tails right, because I don't even really watch Lucky Star all that much, so I had forgotten some of the characters." The purple hedgehog also commented.

"I have to give a billion points to Sonya, for getting all of them right on the first try!!" Robotnik immediately began clapping.

The entire audience went up into wild applause.

Sonya stood up, pretending to act like a superstar music idol thanking the audience. "Arigato, everyone!!"

She promptly sat back down on her chair to laughter and took a drink of water from her cup on the small table between her and Tails.