Disclaimer: if i ask nicely do you think Masashi Kishimoto will give them to me?

Warning: Yaoi


Insomniac: Wanting the unwanted

"Boring" Naruto whined for the umpteenth time that afternoon, "why isn't the weekend here yet" he continued pouting as he made his way towards his next class.

Naruto walked along the corridor his classroom was stationed at and hit something hard, correction someone. Sasuke glared at the blonde boy who scowled in return, Sasuke 'hn-ed' and pushed past the blonde, the raven turned and entered his classroom.

"Bastard watch where you're going!" Naruto yelled after the Uchiha.

That feeling was back, damn it, what was that irritating warmth Naruto sent through the Uchiha's body whenever he touched him. That stupid sensation was foreign to him, Sasuke snarled and tensed, he needed to know what was happening to his body before it got out of control.

"Bastard" Naruto mumbled before fishing out his timetable, Naruto pouted when he saw the lesson was chemistry; his class was the same class Sasuke had just walked into.

Naruto cursed colourfully as he made his way back and into his new classroom, as always Sasuke was seated at the back his fingers laced together and his elbows propped up onto the desk. Naruto sighed depressively, seating himself at the front, the further he was from the Uchiha the better. Naruto turned in his seat scowling at the Uchiha who was burning holes in the back of his head, Sasuke smirked, Naruto mouthed the word 'bastard' before sticking his tongue out at the raven and turning back to face the front of the class.

Sasuke closed his eyes, he was cursing his deceitful mind, it kept wondering over to the blonde moron. 'Fuck what's wrong with me?' Sasuke brooded, the raven slightly opened his eyes, so much that he could see but others couldn't tell his eyes were open. The Uchiha scowled as he watched two boys approach the blonde.

"You look to pretty to be a boy" Zaku snickered

"What?!" Naruto yelled dumfounded.

"I bet he's a girl, that's disguised herself as a guy" Dosu smirked underneath his bandages; the teenager's whole face was wrapped in bandages only his left eye was left uncovered.

"What?!" Naruto repeated, standing in aggravation to the boys allegation that he was female, it was true that maybe Naruto didn't look as masculine as some of the other boys like Sasuke or Kiba. He was short and still held some of his baby fat, mainly around his face but he was a boy, damn it, he had the stature of a boy what was wrong with these two?

"She's even cuter when she's mad" the two boys laughed in unison

"I'm a fucking boy!" Naruto half scowled half pouted at the boys in front of him.

Both boy's smirked, "prove it"

without even thinking Naruto brought his hands up to the waist of his pants, undoing the top button, as Naruto went to yank down his pants to 'prove' he was a guy, a strong pale hand grabbed onto the rim of his pants and stopped him. The male's body was firmly pressed against Naruto's side.

"Don't be a moron" Sasuke spoke into the blonde's ear, his voice sounded hoarse and angered somewhat.

Was Sasuke mad at him? Why the hell should he be, Naruto hadn't done anything to the raven…apart from replace the ravens shampoo with red hair dye that would wash out in a couple of days, cut a hole in the back of his towel, drench his bed in cold water and downloaded porn onto the ravens laptop, nothing major.

"You two" Sasuke eyes hardened as he looked at the two teens, "come here"

Naruto looked over his shoulder his blue eyes displayed something akin to awe, looking up at the raven, Sasuke had an angry beauty, his dark hair and black eyes that shrouded the raven in mystery and darkness. Naruto had just noticed he knew nothing about Sasuke, he had heard from Kiba that the raven had a tough up-bringing and he knew both his parents were dead, but there were so many other things that Naruto didn't know. The blonde's eye brows furrowed, since when did he want to know about the Uchiha?

"It was a joke Sasuke" Zaku tried to dismiss the Uchiha's anger, to no avail, if anything it angered him more.

"Do you see me laughing?" Sasuke eyes hardened further, the raven's eyebrows knitted together at the bridge of his nose

"Boys please sit down" a strong, broad male entered the room slamming his books down onto the desk he glared at the four boys, "now or you'll fail my class"

Naruto gulped before he went to sit back at his seat, but was stropped as Sasuke iron grip still held his pants up.

"erm…Sasuke?" Naruto cocked an eyebrow at the raven, Sasuke turned his head towards the one who addressed him turning his deathly glare towards the blonde, "bastard let go"

Sasuke smirked that was the first time Naruto had said his name, that warm feeling in the pit of the raven's stomach was now a forest fire, relaxing his eyes Sasuke grabbed onto Naruto's wrist at the same time letting go of his pants and grabbing the blonde's belongings.

"Hey what?! Bastard where are we- stop pulling me!" Naruto sighed and allowed the raven to pull him to the back of the class, reaching his seat Sasuke sat down and pulled the blonde boy after him, Naruto pouted and pulled his wrist out of Sasuke's loosened grip, "I can do it myself!" Naruto stood behind the seat for a minute, looking at the chair as if the moment he sat down it was going to eat him, Sasuke turned to face the blonde, cocking an eyebrow, "what's wrong with it?" Naruto asked cautiously.

Sasuke scoffed, "sit down moron"

"No seriously what's wrong with it? I bet you've bobby trapped it so when I sit down the whole ceiling's going to collapse on me" Tsunade always told him he had a wild imagination.

"Sit down" Ibiki yelled from the front of the class, Naruto jumped out of his skin and as quickly as he could manage.

Naruto stared wide eyed at the scared teacher in front of him, he was dressed in a black trench coat and a bandanna covered the top half of his head. Naruto gulped loudly, even his hair stood on its ends, more so then its usual wild styling.

"Ibiki's a pussy cat" Sasuke informed impassively, the raven propped his elbows up on the desk, laced his fingers and rested his chin upon them, "he acts tough but he wouldn't hurt a fly, it's all for show mainly" Naruto looked curiously at the raven, "he'll act tough the first day to ward out the weak, anyone who doesn't want to stay can transfer into a different class"

"Alright I'll tell you this now" the broad man walked back and forth in front of the class, like a general addressing his troops, "I will not settle for weak maggots in my class, those who don't like me, I suggest you run home to your mommies my class won't be easy, but as soon as you leave you wont be allowed back and you'll immediately fail chemistry"

"Ibiki was a sergeant in the army, those scars" Sasuke pointed a finger at the mans face, "he got them from fighting, but the ones underneath his bandanna are the worst" Sasuke continued, his face remaining completely blank, "he went through a hell of a load of torture then got let off because his memory isn't what it should be, there are places in his head even he can't access"

"This will be your final warning" Ibiki smiled which came out more like a conceited smirk, as half the class left the room, the others chatted amongst themselves undecided, Naruto looked at the man sorrowfully.

"He spent his whole life in the army, and they let him go when he was no longer of use to them" Sasuke growled, "he almost died for them and that's how they repay him"

Naruto turned his sorrowful gaze back to Sasuke, rage was evident in both the raven's voice and his facial expressions and before Naruto could stop himself, he spoke up louder then he had meant to, "but I bet he wouldn't change a thing about his life" Naruto turned back to Ibiki, "I mean he fought for the people he loves and he's a sergeant and obviously a good one at that I'm sure everyone who met him back then, hold him dear in memory now, look at him he shows no sign of regret"

"Hn" Sasuke scoffed, he gave Ibiki a gentle nod when the mans eyes found him, "I take it back, your not a total moron after all"

"I'll take that as a complement bastard" Naruto grinned, he was defiantly going to stay in Ibiki's class even if the man did scare him a little.

An hour with Ibiki wasn't that bad really, the man was good at what he did he even helped Naruto out when he didn't get things, Ibiki was a great teacher, he controlled the class like soldiers, guess old habits die hard, Naruto had actually learnt something. Even spending an hour with the bastard didn't dampen his mood, Sasuke was being…bearable.

"Come on idiot" Sasuke walked in front of Naruto, ignoring the blondes questioning gaze.

"Where are we going?" Naruto asked, choosing to ignore the insult.

"Getting you a new uniform, and some new clothes"

"Wh-what?!" Naruto yelled in shock stopping his stride, the Uchiha continued to walk in front of him, heading out of the building.

"I owe you a new blazer I was the one who ruined it, and I noticed you haven't got many clothes in your closet"

"Who asked you?!" Naruto yelled, "So what I don't have a lot of clothes but I'm not a charity case"

Sasuke stopped and turned to look at the blonde, he had obviously hit a sore spot, the feeling of guilt weld up inside of him,

"Come on" Sasuke spoke in a less smug tone, it sounded almost gentle.

Naruto pouted but followed none the less, "I'm not accepting anything off of you"

"Uzumaki take this as a loan, if and when you want to pay me back for the clothes is down to you"

"Really?"

"If your that adamant on not being a charity case"

"Okay" Naruto grinned, "we're going in your car right?"

"Hn"


"Shiiiittt!!!" Naruto screamed gripping onto the dash board for dear life, "I thought you were supposed to be obsessed with your car!"

Sasuke sharply turned the corner, not even halting in his over the limit speed, Naruto screamed again.

"So that mean's I can't rev the shit out of it?" Sasuke smirked.

"arughhhhh!!!!!" Naruto hid his face behind his arms as Sasuke sped towards a lorry truck, the raven smirked waiting at the last minute to pull out into the oncoming road, then back into his lane, "we could have crashed!!"

"I had complete control of my car, I wasn't going to crash" Sasuke smirked widened as he noticed Naruto's jaw dropped expression.

"What the fucks wrong with you!!" Naruto waved his arms about in exasperation, "you don't even have both hands on the wheel, bastard if I die of a heart attack I'm haunting your smug arse!!" Naruto crossed his arms and turned back to face the oncoming road.

Ride it, ride it, let me feel you…

"Shit" Sasuke dug through his pockets to find his phone.

Ride it, turn the light's down low…

Finding his phone the raven flipped it open and brought it to his ear,

"What do you want?"

"Hello to you too Sasuke" Kakashi stated airily

"Kakashi what do you want?"

"I heard you and Uzumaki sat together in chemistry" Kakashi was obviously grinning, Sasuke could almost feel the mans grin against the phone.

"And?"

"It's nice to see your making new friends…don't move too fast Sasuke, he's still innocent you might scare him away" Kakashi hung up, not even giving Sasuke the chance to open his mouth to retort.

"Bastard" Sasuke threw his phone onto the dash bored.

After another 5 minutes of driving, Sasuke speed, they reached the nearest town, both boys left their blazers in the car as it was so much more comfortable just wearing their shirts. It wasn't a big town really; it had a small mall and various other stores along the high street but what interested the blonde the most was a small ramen stand, called irchiraku.

"Ramen!!" Naruto leapt forward starting his sprint towards the stand; something hard caught onto the collar of his shirt, stopping his sprint, "what the – let go!"

"We're here for clothes not junk" Sasuke began walking towards the mall, a struggling Naruto walking backwards behind him.

The boys walked into the mall, well one dragged and the other was dragged into the mall. Stopping Sasuke looked around, spotting a clothes shop he nodded his head towards said shop to show Naruto where he was going, both walked side by side into the shop.

"We'll get you some jeans and shirts; they sell our school's blazers in the shop next door"

Naruto grinned; he'd never been clothes shopping before and somehow having Sasuke here made it that much more enjoyable, it was if they'd known each other since they were kid's, yeah they still fought but the insults were half-hearted, neither really meant what they said.

"Come on"


20 minutes later and Sasuke had gathered up 5 pairs of slack jeans, 11 shirt's non of which were orange Sasuke refused to let Naruto near any item of clothing that was orange, and to Naruto's embarrassment Sasuke had even picked out the blonde's boxers and socks, Naruto's grin widened the more time he and Sasuke spent in the store. Naruto had even picked up a skirt and a short girls shirt, for his and Sasuke's amusement, though he kept those items hidden from the raven, he wanted to see the surprise in Sasuke's face when he put them on in the changing rooms.

"If you don't come out now Naruto I'm coming in" Sasuke threatened.

"Yeah, yeah bastard be patient" Naruto gave himself a once over, he looked good in a skirt, with Naruto's grin married onto his face, the blonde pulled back the curtains revealing his outfit.

Sasuke's eyes widened comically, there in front of him was Naruto, in a very short skirt that showed the boy's tanned curvy legs, accompanied by a baby pink vest top and a darker hot pink fish net over the top.

"Well how do I look?" Naruto asked in a very feminine voice, Naruto gave Sasuke a series of poses, all of which left nothing to the imagination; it took all of Sasuke's will not to burst out laughing.

"You look very pretty Uzumaki" Sasuke mocked

"Why thank you bastard"

"Hold on" Sasuke smirked as he raised his phone up and set his camera on.

Naruto chuckled, the blonde turned to the side, placing his hand onto his knees and stuck his arse a little higher in the air he turned his head to look at the raven, placing a completely feminine innocent look upon his features, click, Sasuke looked at his picture, Naruto wasn't just pretty he was beautiful, before Sasuke could stop it his lips curved up into a small smile.

"You're smiling!" Naruto exclaimed, the moment the words hit the Uchiha's ears Sasuke's smile dropped, "no I didn't mean it in a bad way" Naruto began rubbing the back of his head, "I mean your very pretty when you smile" the blonde laughed sheepishly.

Sasuke's eye twitched; did Naruto just call him pretty? Naruto had said that in complete innocence, if the blonde wasn't as dense as he was Sasuke would have jumped him right then and there, but because Naruto was dense he didn't understand the significant of calling someone, someone of the same sex no less, pretty didn't Naruto see what he did to Sasuke by just looking at him?

Sasuke was left in a dilemma, he couldn't touch Naruto because he never even thought to see if the boy was straight or gay and he couldn't stop the rising need to touch him, not sexually, just be close enough to feel his warmth, to have that foreign warmth flow through him.

"Get dressed moron, the store will be closing soon"

"Who stuck the stick back up your arse?"

"Get dressed" Sasuke repeated, standing he went over to Naruto and held out his hand, "give me the clothes and I'll pay for them while you get ready"


After Naruto and Sasuke had paid for the items of clothing they went to get Naruto a new blazer, coming out the shop with another pair of pants and a couple of shirts. After their shopping was done and they had exited the mall, Naruto had somehow managed to con Sasuke into getting ramen with him, then ran off and left the Uchiha with a bill for 10 bowls of Miso ramen. The raven haired teen looked over to the passenger's side of his car, he'd decided he wouldn't risk Naruto getting a heart attack and stayed to the speed limit the whole way back, in the 30 minutes it took to get from town to the school, Naruto had soundly drifted off to sleep.

Sasuke idly licked his lips as he looked at the blonde, that need for him hadn't left the Uchiha since this morning, and it was starting to piss him off. Unconsciously Sasuke leant down towards the blonde, his lips ghosted the blonde's scared cheek, the slight touch sent sparks flying through Sasuke's body causing him to close his eyes and fully press his lips against Naruto, a few seconds later and Sasuke removed his lips from Naruto's cheek, Sasuke scowled he didn't want this feeling but it wouldn't leave him.

Sasuke scoffed when Naruto began chanting 'ramen' in his sleep, getting out the car Sasuke grabbed all the store bags before opening Naruto's door, kneeling down he managed to get the heavy sleeping blonde onto his back, locking the doors Sasuke made his way into the dorm building.

When Sasuke got to the fourth floor he was greeted by Neji and Kiba.

"Have fun?" Kiba grinned wriggling his eyebrows.

"Is he asleep?"

"Dude you didn't-" Sasuke glared at the dog-lover, "I was just asking" Kiba protested.

"Hn"

Sasuke ignored the two heading straight for his dorm room.

"Hey blade, how about we make whiskers one of us?" Kiba yelled after the Uchiha

Sasuke scoffed.

"Maybe"

To be continued…


A/n the porn thing that naruto did on Sasuke's laptop, was taken from real life. my mate was at a girls party and she refused to feed him so he downloaded porn onto her computer... XD