Chap 7: Guy Time
"Can I come over?" Sasori asked on the other line. Kasumi sighs and rolls on her back on her bed. It was Sunday afternoon and there was nothing to do but think about yesterday. She can't stop reminiscing how she had fun hanging out with Juugo out side of school. He's the same but its a fuzzy feeling to see him beside on school grounds.
She even woke up this morning and her mom blabbered how sweet he was to lay her on the bed and handsome he looked. How tall and husky he was. She thought he was some police guard talking Kasumi home. Kasumi had to laugh.
But her mother hope to see him again. She really wanted to get to know him. She always wanted to get to know Kasumi's friends because she wants to get know who her daughter socializes with. Especially when Kasumi's friends are boys. As a protective parent she is.
Blinking back to reality hearing the whining Sasori on the phone, she said yes. He cheered.
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"You're invited?" Hidan lounges on Kasumi's bed. He and the guys were chilling in her room as her mom was busy working the Sunday afternoon. Even though she was only asked by Sasori, everyone came over.
"Where? The party?" Kakuzu asked while counting his money on the floor and both Sasori and Yahiko watching the stacks of money he had. Literally, it was six towers of one hundred bills. Each of them thought where the fuck he got that from?! No one knows though. Never knows.
"Yeah. I heard theres going to be some hot chicks there!" He shot up with a fist pump.
"Hot chicks that wants to get drunk!"
"Hot drunk chicks that wants to be fucked!"
"What if they're on their PSM?" Sasori said. Everyone shudders.
"Kasumi gets crazy when she's on hers." Deidara said.
"How the fuck do you know when she have hers? I feel like she never reached puberty yet!" Hidan's raised above his head. Sasori chuckles and shakes his head.
"She gets so insecure and antisocial. I tried to hug her last year but she told me to see her after six or seven days and she dashed down the street. And a few months ago, she didn't let me come in her room at all."
"True story." Deidara looks through his phone. Scrolling on Piyoster and reading blogs and liking photos. Itachi have been quiet since he got here. Sasori turns to see Itachi surfering through the Internet reading something.
"What are you doing?" Sasori sat next to him. Itachi's eyes never moved from the screen of Kasumi's laptop.
"Doing...something." He mutters. He didnt feel like expaining as he was too deep into the laptop.
"Riiighhhttt." Sasori drags out.
"Where's Kasumi with my damn cookies!?" Kisame banged the floor as he was already laying on the floor. Deidara groans.
"I'm here! Gosh... Don't rush my work of cookie making." Kasumi rolls her eyes and placed a plate of cookies on the small circle coffee table. Most of the guys circled the table and digs in except for Itachi.
"Can we have pizza too!?" Yahiko asked. Kasumi laid on her bed to grab her phone and through it at Yahiko. He caught it, since he's the best baseball catcher. He dialed the number to call the pizza delivery service.
"Why are you getting pizza when there's fucking cookies right here?" Hidan made this stink face while munching on cookies. Yahiko shrugs.
"I thought we needed something else." He said. Kasumi looks at Itachi's back upside down.
"Itachi, what are you looking at?"
"Porn." Hidan said. Kasumi blushed. She fell off the bed and climb back up to kick the cookie in Hidan's mouth which cause him to choke. Itachi isn't that low... Right!? Itachi turned around and glared at Hidan.
"I was busy searching one of the colleges I wanted to go to. I will never look at inappropriate websites." He flipped his hair and huddled in the circle and grab a cookie.
"I did that last week. I found this good class in puppeteer majors." Sasori said. No one bothered to listen to Sasori.
"Looked at porn?" Deidara popped a brow. Everyone looked at Sasori and thought he said that he had watched what Deidara questioned. Sasori glares at him. He stood up finishing his cookie and hops on top of Kasumi's back.
"No! Anyway I need more brows done for this week babe!" Sasori smiled and gave her butterfly kisses on her ear. She giggled and tried to struggle out his grip.
"I told you no." She laughed. His fingers met her tickle spot on the side of her stomach. He won't give up until she does it.
"But I thought you were playing games when we were texting." He stuffed his face on her sensitive neck. The guys groaned when they heard an awkward scream or roar or some type of fucking noise from Kasumi.
"Alright, alright. Sheesh!" He lets go and lay his body weight on her. She groans and dangles her legs up and down. He whispered some stuff to her ear that made her laugh. Few minutes later, the door bell rings.
"We be back." Yahiko said with Nagato behind him. Kasumi jumps out the bed to search for her tweezer and tissue paper. She hopes back on the bed and Sasori rests his head on her lap. She plucks five small hairs and even out his right brow.
"Make me look pretty. Please." He winked at her. She smiled and shaked her head.
"This is so weird." Itachi sits on the computer chair and scoot closer as Kasumi gets busy with his brows. Kasumi shrugs at what Itachi said.
"I know right. How come you don't do that to mean. Sasori always get the special treatment." Deidara complains. Nagato opens the door and place the box of pizza on the table. Yahiko shuts the door behind him and digs in the box along with Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, and Nagato.
"I would love to do yours but I really want to get that pubic hairs crawling up your belly button, Dei kun. Like you seriously need it...don't laugh Hidan! You need your legs waxed!" Kasumi glares at the new growth of micro eyebrow hairs. She was study concentrating that she didn't see the guys she called out face expression.
"My happy trail isn't that hai-"
"Trust me on this one Dei kun. You need it." She looks at him with a very serious face. Deidara rolls his eyes.
"Fuck you! You wax your fucking legs!" Hidan bites off the pizza. Kasumi pouts her lips and rubs her smooth legs. It was no speck of hairs.
"I was just telling the truth. Yahiko is probably the perfect male in this room with perfect body." Yahiko blushed. Everyone gasped.
"What! What the hell are you saying?" Hidan slams his fist on the table causing Kasumi to jump and pinch Sasori's skin.
"Ow." He rubs the edge of his brow.
"Sorry. I'm saying is that Hidan is too husky and have hairy legs, Kisame pits aren't the best view in swimming class, Nagato and Itachi have a neck tail thats probably reaches down their buns to make a human size tail for them, Sasori have the tropical rain forest brows issue-"
"Hey! Ow!"
"And Kakuzu have some hair on his chest. I surely know that girls don't dig that. Atleast Sasori taking care of his problem." Kakuzu lifts up his shirt and sighs in disappointment. Yahiko felt like an outcast.
"You're a bitch. Told you guys!" Hidan laughs. Itachi touches his neck. He surely dont have no neck tail that travels down his back.
"Well, everyone isn't perfect." Kisame said. He felt insecure since she points of his arm pits.
"Says the guys who comment on my nipples!" She puts her tweezer down with attitude. The guys from yesterday morning eyes widen. Which were Itachi, Yahiko, Hidan, Deidara, and Sasori.
"What's wrong with your nipples!?" Nagato asked. He looked very curious. Kasumi's face beats red.
"No-nothing!" She stuttered. Sasori smiled. She shuts his mouth he said any word.
"The pale bitch nipples ar-Ackkk! Don't kick me!" Kasumi kicked his shin. Hidan glared at her.
"Don't say nothing!" She pointed at him. He smirked.
"I don't get whats the big deal here. You guys making it seem like you saw big nipples or something." Everyone in the room faces were red as a fresh tomatoe.
"Dude, she don't have big nipples... She has brown nipp-"
"Imma kill you!" Kasumi tackled Hidan. He successfully pinned her down. She struggles from his grip and gave up. Her chest heaved up and down.
"What's wrong with brown nipples?" Nagato said.
"Who imagines Kasumi with brown nipples!? No one can't! It's just dont fit her." Sasori said crossing his legs in a meditating pose. Hidan lets go and wasn't warned for the in coming punch from her. He hissed and rubs his bicep. Itachi sighs and stuffed that last piece of pizza in Kasumi's mouth.
"Touch me like that again, I'll beat your nuggets." She glares and finished that piece in a second. They all wonder how she does that when she's mad. Like where does it go? Or how she swallows it?
"You wouldn't dare touch me down there with your bare virgin hands!" He laughed. Kasumi just wanted to boil him in broth.
"You ass! Got to church!" Her fist flies to his lower region but stops at a foot. She couldn't do it. He smirks at her reaction.
"I have Jashin in me always."
"My girlfriend's nipples are brown. It's cool that you have brown nipples Kasumi." Nagato said. They turned their attention to Nagato. They didnt know he had a girlfriend. Except for Yahiko. Kasumi hops in her bed and stuffed pillows on her head. Tired of hearing them talk about nipples.
"Face it Kasumi... Why not show us?" Sasori thought out loud and smirked. Kasumi pulls the pillows off her and stared at Sasori like he was crazy.
"Yeah, I want to see it again!"
"You guys need a life." She turns her back from Sasori facing the guys.
Lifts shirt up. Sport bra is revealed.
"Nice bra." Sasori's lips curls. Kasumi kicked him off the bed.
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"Kasumi, get in the car! We were just messing with you!" Deidara whines. He, Sasori, and Nagato in the car driving slowly to keep up with Kasumi as she was walking to school. She wore a straight face looking ahead of her. No stopping what so ever.
Sasori just wanted to grab his neighbor and throw her in the car. He didn't know she was entirely hurt from flashing her and talking about her nipples. She should be happy that he didn't open his mouth about her wearing thongs. He thought.
"Leave whores." She said and speed her pace.
"Kasumiiiii!" Kasumi can't be alone with a group of guys.
Never again she won't.
She glanced at the car. She sighs and hops in. Deidara hugs her in the back seat. She gave up. Too quick.
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Novami:
Hey, I moved this story to rated M. First I thought it should be T because there's slight cussing in it but I want to add more...you know scenes. Hahahah. Only me. But that be in the further chapters.
Hope you like it once again and please review and fave.
Don't be shy, you ducklings.
