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"STOP THAT!" I screamed at Ed, who was doing the intro.
He frowned. "That song is stuck in my head…."
"I don't care! You won't have a head if you keep doing that!"
Al looked at the camera. "Excuse Kyla. It's her time of the month."
"WHAT THE FUCK? YOU JUST HAVE TO SAY THAT, DON'T CHA?" I yelled at Al.
He squeaked and hid behind Ed.
"I can't wait until Roy comes back…." Riza mumbled.
"OH, FUCK YOU TOO, RIZA!" I screamed.
"STOP YELLING, YOU UNGRATEFUL CHILD!" Izumi yelled.
I rolled my eyes. "Alrighty. This letter comes from KingOfHeartless'09."
Ok so here is my questions
Ed do you cut your hair?
Roy will you confess your love with Riza?
Al how do you keep your armor clean?
As for the dares
I dare Lust to give me a hug (She along with Envy are my favorties)
Envy I dare you to pretend to be Edward
There you go and if my get used thank you :P
"No, I do not cut my hair. WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE OBSESSING WITH MY HAIR?" Ed roared.
"Roy confessed his love for me a few episodes ago." Riza said.
Al shrugged. "Oil."
Lust was trying to run away, but I grabbed her hair and dragged her to KOH'09. "Do it. NOW!" I yelled. She grumbled a few words but hugged him/her (I dunno if you're a chick or a dude so… yeah XD). She pulled away and left.
"I ALREADY DID TWO OR THREE EPISODES AGO!" Envy yelled.
"Last one comes from Media Princess." I said.
Tis me again! =3
First off, these are the questions my friend wanted to ask (she doesn't have her own account):
Ed: you are dared to admit you are short.
Izumi: what was your favorite thing about teaching the boys?
Yup. Anyway, now for mine. Hmm... Yo, bastard Truth! Dare: go find a normal job. =3 And Kyla, I dare you to follow it with the camera. I wanna see this.
Envy, can I have a hug...? =3
Al, I want you to hug Mei then take her out on date. Kyla, please make sure to film that too. =3
Toodles! ^^3
Ed growled, but flinched when I gave him my Glare of Death. "Okay, okay! I… I'm… I… am short." He fainted.
Izumi grinned. "I enjoyed beating the shit out of them!" Al sweatdropped.
"Truth isn't here. He's back at the Gate with a hangover from last episode." I said with a shrug.
"WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE WANTING TO HUG LUST AND I? We're the bad guys for fucks sake!" Envy yelled.
"HUG HER OR DIE, PALM TREE BITCH!" I screamed.
Envy grumbled something under his breath, but hugged her.
Al hugged Mei, who happily humped him. "Um… okay?" He let her go and took a step away, standing next to me.
"But I don't wanna go on their date. Mei annoys me to no end!" I whined, earning a glare from the bean sprout girl.
"And she's an evil maneater!" Mei also whined making me hit her upside the head.
Al held her back as she tried to murder me. "C'mon. It won't be THAT bad!"
~On their date….~
"It's that bad." I mumbled as we sat through an awkward silence and I videotaped it.
We were at this restaurant that served Italian food. It wasn't that fancy or expensive, but still made Mei jump in happiness. ...Or horniness. Whichever fits best.
"I have to agree with you there…." Al mumbled back.
Mei was glaring at me with pure hatred, and I simply stuck my tongue out at her. "Can you PLEASE leave?" She finally asked.
"I would, trust me, but I can't. Damn dare…." I sighed.
Suddenly, Armstrong and Edward Cullen came out of nowhere and started fighting.
"SERIOUSLY? ON MY DATE?" Mei shrieked, and she joined the fight.
"OW OW OW OW OWWWWWWW!" Edward cried as Armstrong and Mei gave him a mega wedgy.
Al and I sweatdropped. "You wanna leave?" I asked him. He nodded, and we happily left.
A/N: Damn writers block… and procrastination… and the lack of questions/dares... and lack of creativity. Mostly writers block and lack of creativity, though. XP So I'm sorry if this sucked! I just had to get this out before someone starts to think I'm dead or something.
